"What is this? Why does my eldest brother have three pairs, but I only have one? And the feathers are not in the same layer, one is missing this and one is another!"

Deadpool shouted in exasperation, the wings behind his back reminding him of his own bumpy skin.

It's exactly the same!

Zhen Hao also sighed, Deadpool's setting is really extraordinary, in order to keep his image, even the wings spawned by the holy light have been affected.

After arguing for a long time, Deadpool finally reluctantly accepted the reality.

If he continued to entangle, he was afraid that he would not use God's action, so Zhen Hao couldn't help but do it first.

With a reluctant look on his neck, Deadpool looked back at Zhen Hao and his party, and said, "Everyone, the train to the next station is about to start, please bring your luggage and belongings, let's ...... Wait, I suddenly remembered something!"

The old nun Anna, the old Andre and Tom the black meow fell upside down, and the emotions that had been brewing were directly destroyed by Deadpool.

Zhen Hao frowned, gritted his teeth and said, "If you have anything to say, you'd better say it quickly before I can't help but want to kill you." ”

"Big brother, don't do this, I really only have one small thing this time, I just want to teach you some experience as a veteran hero. ”

Deadpool said, tentatively holding Zhen Hao's shoulders and saying, "First of all, as a superhero, you need a qualified superhero uniform and a terrifying nickname, and secondly, as a hero organization, we also need an extremely cool factory posture!"

"Uniforms...... I don't think I want that. ”

Zhen Hao urged his true qi and shot out ten thousand golden lights, illuminating the entire chapel and illuminating Deadpool's dog eyes.

"Okay, okay, I'll just say you don't need a uniform, stop, I'm going to be blind!" Deadpool screamed, covering his eyes.

Putting away the golden light effect, Zhen Hao ignored Deadpool's reddening gaze, and continued: "As for the nickname, I think Death Knell can give it a try." ”

"No, absolutely not, I have reason to suspect that you are taking advantage of me!"

Deadpool instantly exploded, and stood with his hands crossed in front of his chest, expressing strong disapproval.

Deathstroke, the supervillain in the DC universe, was originally named Slade Wilson, and Deadpool is called Wade Wilson, in addition to the name, the two are also extremely similar in appearance, both are armed with dual knives, and they are also mercenaries, and they are good at ordinary fighting techniques such as knife cutting bullets.

Deathknell: Sh's ordinary martial arts, you cut one for me...... I don't care, it's definitely not an ordinary martial arts anyway!

(╯▔Dish▔)╯

In the movie, Deadpool once said extremely unintentionally that he has a cousin named Slade, and Deathstroke once inadvertently said that he has a half-brother named Wade, which is also a mutual tribute between Marvel and DC, which is not a big easter egg.

"Believe me Wade, as your good big brother, I just like the title of death knell, and I definitely don't mean to take advantage of you. Really, I definitely don't want to be your cousin. ”

Zhen Hao raised one hand to make an oath, arguing seriously.

Deadpool sneered: "Come on, my good big brother, I think you just want to take advantage of my Wade, to be honest, do you want to rub off on my popularity?"

"Your heat? What do you have to rub on? I need to rub the heat of you, a guy who is disliked everywhere you go?" Zhen Hao said disdainfully.

Deadpool was furious: "What if you're disliked? It's not up to me to save the world? I've managed to stop the little fat man Russell from killing!"

"So that's why you stole the cable to travel through time?" Zhen Hao asked with a sneer.

Deadpool's expression stiffened for a moment, then he lowered his head unnaturally, pinched the corner of his clothes and muttered, "What do you steal or not, can a good brother's thing be called stealing...... Borrow, I'm just borrowing, and when I'm done with what I want to do, I'll definitely give it back!"

It's coming, it's another conceptual answer, with Deadpool's mindset of thinking that it's one out and one out, don't think about doing what he wants to do in this life.

"By the way, your girlfriend has been pregnant for a few months, how is the fetus now? are you just at ease that she is staying at home alone?" Zhen Hao said.

Deadpool waved his hand: "Just pregnant, what's the matter......"

"Bang Bang Bang~!"

Zhen Hao's words evoked Xiao Shasha's memories, and Deadpool hit the street again.

Taking advantage of Deadpool's efforts to hit the street, Zhen Hao looked left and right, and finally shot a golden light at the stone statue of the little old man, giving it a dotted buff.

In a world full of white, a little old man sitting on the throne of God was peeping at Zhen Hao and his party, and suddenly, the golden light flashed in front of him, and then his will was kicked out of the room.

The little old man was startled, and raised his hand to connect again with a confused face, but got a rejected reply.

In the chapel, the stone statue is squeezing, falling dust, and with the continuous falling stone dust, the body shape and appearance of the stone statue have changed greatly.

Helmets, visors, breastplates, shoulder pads, hand guards, leg armor, and more.

The original stone statue has become a set of hollow armor, which is protected from dead ends in all directions.

The black and red armor looks familiar, very similar to Deadpool's suit.

That's right, it's the kind that imitates the death knell armor, the kind that can move by itself.

Acting has to play a full set, since the code name Death Knell has been decided, Zhen Hao will come up with a set of battle armor by the way, although its actual role is far less than ornamental.

"Bang~!"

Strange voices came.

Deadpool staggered to his chair and stood up.

It's the fifth time that Xiao Shasha has been shot in the head from his mouth, and he has obviously become resistant to it, although he should still hit the street, but at least his head is not confused after healing.

Seeing that Deadpool wanted to say something, he hesitated for a long time and finally just sighed, Zhen Hao suddenly felt a little empathetic, and for a while, the sense of identity as a man couldn't help but come to his heart.

Sensing Zhen Hao's kindness, Deadpool raised his head, and the next moment he was stunned: "This is ...... How did you do that, big brother, and how long did I sleep this time?"

Deadpool looked confused, he just lay on the ground for a while, how did he get up and get a hero uniform?

Shocked by Deadpool's rather arrogant use of the word "sleep", Zhen Hao said dryly: "It's normal, this is a necessary professional skill for a superhero." No matter what the situation, even if there is an existential stake, there will be a new superhero uniform, and you won't ...... Wouldn't it?"

Deadpool was speechless, silently lowered his head, put his big hand in his arms, and touched the hood with two big holes in his arms, feeling out of place.

"Yes, I will...... But I still prefer the high coldness of the tights to the armor. Clutching the hood tightly in his hand, Deadpool forced a sophistry.

"Actually, I also think the tights are pretty good, but you also know that as a pure man, the tights will always highlight some features, in order not to have any bad effects and hit the self-confidence of my compatriots, so I can only agree with the armor that chooses to take a step back. ”

Zhen Hao shook his head and said, his words were full of sighs of loss, and he deeply expressed his distress as a man to Deadpool.

The forced smile on Deadpool's face faded away.

He felt that Zhen Hao meant something to him, had other intentions, had bad intentions, and had a pig heart.

"Ahem, as a compatriot, I understand your worries, because there are such worries in me......"

Deadpool said dryly, and then quickly changed the topic: "The hero uniform and title are here, so in the third step, I think we should design a team's exclusive appearance pose." ”

Zhen Hao touched his chin and nodded in agreement: "I think what you said makes sense, as a qualified superhero team, if there is no pose that makes the enemy fearful, it is indeed a bit unreasonable." But now that you're on your team, how do you design a pose?"

"First, it's not a little unreasonable, but it's very unreasonable, and second, big brother, aren't you already my team member? I think it's okay to design a pose for two people first. ”

Deadpool stretched out two fingers and put them in front of Zhen Hao's eyes, sounding reasonable.

Zhen Hao also stretched out a finger and shook his head: "No, no, no, Wade, you are wrong, I want to correct your statement, I am not your team member, but the soul core worship in your team, as a qualified worshipper, I will not participate in your miscellaneous ...... The first appearance. ”

"I'm an offering, and only after you crying dad and shouting mother by the enemy will jump out to save the world, I just need a pose that I have to play. ”

"Don't think that I can't hear you just by saying one word, you actually said that your future teammate is a miscellaneous fish, I didn't expect you to be such a big brother!"

Deadpool pointed at Zhen Hao, his face was serious and serious, and at the same time, his delicate body was shocked, and he was full of righteousness in the small church.

"Am I wrong? I don't think there's anything wrong with what I said. ”

The big truth in his heart was found out by Deadpool, and Zhen Hao simply broke the jar and took the initiative to admit it.

Perhaps he didn't expect Zhen Hao to be so frank, Deadpool was stunned for two seconds, and he didn't know what to say when he opened his mouth.

After a while, he smashed his mouth, feeling a little boring.

"None of this really matters, the important thing is that as the captain, I feel obligated to design a pose full of force for you. ”

"You don't have to worry about it, captain, I already have an ideal pose in my heart. ”

Zhen Hao categorically refused, and he could not agree with the aesthetics of the sand sculpture.

Deadpool was still unwilling to say: "A person's thinking IQ is limited, and there must be many flaws in the designed pose, you put one for me to see, I will definitely be able to give you a better suggestion from it!"

"No, no, no, I feel like you're not helping me by joining in, you're pulling down the average IQ. ”

"I don't listen! I don't listen! I don't listen! unless you put it out for me to see!" Deadpool cried out with his ears covered, like an unreasonable girlfriend after getting angry.

......

Go to TM's girlfriend!

Bypassing the people waiting to be redeemed outside the chapel, Zhen Hao and his party quietly touched the suburbs behind the church.

Deadpool waited for his eyes to look at Zhen Hao who took off, and he swore that he would find out the flaws in Zhen Hao's pose today.

"Smack~!"

Watching Zhen Hao fly farther and farther, Deadpool was wondering when suddenly a strong force came from above his head, pressing him to the ground and rubbing him.

Reluctantly looking back, Deadpool saw that the guy who pressed himself to the ground was the black strong man who had been standing behind Zhen Hao.

It was black and powerful, and he couldn't move.

"Hey, man, we're in this group, what are you doing with me......? Let me go, I won't give in to you!You can only get my body, I can't fall in love with you!" Deadpool shouted.

The old demon of Montenegro was unmoved, and continued to rub Deadpool on the ground, up and down, up and down, so as to grind into whatever shape he wanted.

"Let go of me, let go of me, if you don't let go, I'm going to scream......"

Deadpool struggled and twisted for a long time, and after no result, he shouted at Zhen Hao in the distance: "Big brother, your little brother has been violent to the captain, help! He dares to shoot at me in front of you today, and he will dare to attack you tomorrow!"

In the distance, Zhen Hao, who was waiting for Deadpool to call for help, heard the words, waved his hand and scattered several golden lights, and then the golden light flickered, turning into a kryptonite giant sword that pierced the blind dog's eyes.

Stepping on the illusory kryptonite giant sword, Zhen Hao put his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and the giant sword turned into a sharp golden light and went straight to Deadpool, and the wind was blowing Zhen Hao's bangs, fluttering with the wind, free and easy.

At the same time, a deliberately magnificent voice sounded: "The top of the sword, the proud immortal, with me Zhen Hao is the sky!"

After that, Zhen Hao lowered his eyebrows, looked at the old demon of Montenegro with indifferent eyes, and shouted: "Demon, don't hurt my son!"

The old demon of Montenegro, who was rubbing against Deadpool on the ground with an expressionless face, changed his complexion when he heard this, his black face turned red, he covered his chest, spewed out a mouthful of bloodshot saliva, and flew out in an instant.

"Ah~!Who are you, so terrifying, so powerful, so forced, so powerful!"

Deadpool: "......"

Zhen Hao fell from mid-air, stood in front of Deadpool, maintained his posture and said lightly: "Wade, how do you see my appearance and pose." ”

Deadpool understands that the purpose of the old demon of Montenegro pressing him to the ground and rubbing him just now is to create a scene where he is pressed to the ground by the enemy and rubbed.

And the purpose of his doing this is to cooperate with Zhen Hao to perform a hero to save the United States...... Save teammates' ways of playing and posing

However, what the hell is this line?

"Man, you take advantage of me and say it's my cousin, so I'll put up with it, but what do you mean by that sentence? I suspect you want to take advantage of my mother!"

Deadpool clasped his hands on his chest, didn't get up, kicked the ground with his legs and took two steps back, looking at Zhen Hao vigilantly, his face full of unyielding stubbornness.

The smug smile on Zhen Hao's face stiffened suddenly.

It's obvious that he's taking advantage, but he can't be happy at all, Deadpool's idea is really different from ordinary people.

Stubbornly held on for less than two seconds, Deadpool didn't know what to remember, hehe smiled, and came to Zhen Hao's side.

"Hey, man, I didn't expect you to be interested in my mom who I never met in my life...... So, if you give me a box of Asgardian gold coins, I'll be in charge of marrying my mother to you!"

As he spoke, the expression on Deadpool's face became more and more cheap: "When the time comes, you can call me my son, boy, etc. as you like, as long as you are happy, you can call it whatever you want!!"

"Bang~!"

Zhen Hao smashed a punch on Deadpool's big face, and said angrily: "Sand sculpture, before I give your mother a dowry, return the 200,000 US dollars you owe me first." ”

"It's so despicable that it actually hit me in the face...... I suspect you're jealous of my looks. Deadpool straightened his collapsed nose and muttered quietly.

"No, no, I'm more like I'm giving you a facelift. You look much better than your stumbling face. Zhen Hao said.

Hearing this, Deadpool held his deformed little face in both hands, groped and asked, "Really? Is it really more handsome than just now?"

Zhen Hao held back a smile and nodded solemnly.

Regarding Zhen Hao's approval, Deadpool looked suspicious and deeply skeptical.

After touching the back of his buttocks, but not touching what he wanted, Deadpool glanced at Zhen Hao and slipped into the bushes not far away.

"Whoa~!"

The sound of running water came, and Zhen Hao and his party had strange faces.

The phrase "don't pee on yourself either" inexplicably appeared in their minds.

After a few moments, Deadpool rode out of the bushes in his pants and angrily said, "Liar! I'm handsome now, but I'm definitely not as handsome as I used to be!"

Fastening his belt, Deadpool grinned and squeezed out his sunken and deformed little face, barely recovering to its original stumbling.

Looking at Zhen Hao's smiling face, the more Deadpool thought about it, the more angry he became, and he gritted his teeth and said: "In view of your performance, I have changed my mind, I will definitely not marry my mother to you, you don't want to call me son in your life, you will die of this heart!!"

"Son. ”

"Huh?"

Deadpool: "......"

After a moment of silence, Deadpool said angrily: "You are cheating, my response to you is just my knee-jerk reaction, it is not my intention at all, if you have the ability, you call me again, I will definitely not agree to you this time!"

"No, I don't call. ”

"No, it must be called!"

"I! no!

"Ahhh

"Son!"

"Hey......"

The scene fell silent, and Deadpool's eyes widened with doubts about life.

"Sister Erhua, why does Brother Zhen Hao look so wrong...... How I feel like he's turned into a sand sculpture. Little Jade Rabbit whispered.

In just one morning, Zhen Hao, who has always liked to be the real murderer behind the scenes, said so much nonsense for the first time, which made her very uncomfortable.

Niu Erhua nodded and did not speak.

She meant exactly the same as Xiao Yutu, and also thought that Zhen Hao at this time was a little wrong.

Xiao Yutu's voice was not loud, but there was no ordinary person present, and Zhen Hao listened to it word for word.

His face changed suddenly, and he realized that something was wrong with him!

"Hahaha~!, that little girl said that you became a sand sculpture, and you also said that you are not a sand sculpture!" Deadpool laughed loudly, and his heart was happy.

As an existence suppressed by Zhen Hao everywhere, this sentence is his most powerful sentence today, and he wants to dance in the depths of his feelings.

Five minutes later, Zhen Hao returned to the chapel with two large black bags oozing blood.

"Hey, big brother, as a member of a hero squad, and I'm your captain, you're very suspicious of committing the following crimes!"

In the bag, Deadpool's voice came, still full of neutrality and a little cheap.

Zhen Hao said: "It's not a suspicion, I want to commit the crime today and eliminate harm for the people." ”

"Hahaha, you've finally admitted that you're the 'down'!" Deadpool laughed rampantly.

"Bang~!"

Zhen Hao's face was dark, and he slammed the bag on the wall, accompanied by Deadpool's screams, the big black bag of worrying quality shattered, and a pile of flesh and blood fell out.

This sudden scene frightened the old nun Anna and old Andre, two siblings who were half-cut into the ground.

After recovering and seeing what it was, I was relieved.

Arms and legs are nothing to be afraid of!

"Old Anna, you two put this guy together. Zhen Hao commanded lightly.

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Soon, around two o'clock in the afternoon, Deadpool, who was constantly wriggling with pieces and whiskers, was placed on the couch with an open TV in front of him.

But Deadpool didn't have the heart to watch TV at all, his barely connected head bobbing from side to side, yelling at the old nuns Anna and old Andre.

"Hey, old brother and old North Nose, can any of you go to the grove behind to find my big baby?"

Because of the unprofessionalism of Zhen Hao's collection of corpses, some small tissues that are difficult to find are easily left at the scene of the crime, and Deadpool's big baby is a good proof of this.

Old nun Anna and old Andre were unmoved, as if they hadn't heard Deadpool's request.

Deadpool was even more anxious: "Please, the two of you, a new big baby will grow in the evening, please save the poor child!"

Deadpool's super regeneration ability and healing ability allow him to seamlessly connect with the tissue on his body that has been removed, and even if he really can't find the lost tissue on his body, he can rely on his powerful regeneration ability to grow a new one.

However, the regrown tissues or organs, etc., do not grow out to look like adults, but develop and grow all the way from the original small north nose.

However, this development and growth time has been shortened countless times, even if an arm is broken, it will only take half a day at most to return to normal.

Even so, Deadpool doesn't want his big baby to grow up.

As a big man, he would never allow his shortness and weakness to appear in him.