Chapter 272: What should I call it?
The No. 1 Xu Xian Daytime Ascension plan was officially declared a failure.
In fact, it can also be proved from here that Heavenly Court has already started to let Emperor Ziwei return to Heavenly Court is action.
Because the Emperor Ziwei has a very high status in the sky, the clouds: Ziwei Arctic Jade Void Emperor is the lord of the heavens and stars.
The Lord of the Heavens and Stars sounds very powerful, it is impossible to have that kind of dragon trick when he comes up and dies, such a bull criticism is a big man, and the heavenly court will watch him wander into the mortal world?
The answer is no, yes.
Therefore, when Emperor Ziwei descended to heaven after the catastrophe, he hurriedly convened an emergency meeting, and at the meeting, everyone unanimously faced the statue of Emperor Ziwei...... The portrait sang affectionately Sun Nan is: Come back soon!
But there is Lu Dongbin is failure to ascend by day, but the gods and immortals of the Heavenly Court realized that the matter was not, they imagined that this matter was so simple, and the Heavenly Dao would not intervene strongly, what a good result.
It just so happened that at this time, Bai Suzhen became an immortal, and the relationship was that Lishan's old mother broke into the high-level of the heavenly court, and it was the sight.
The immortals remembered that the old mother of Lishan sat down, and a flower-like jade, bewitching, virtuous and gentle was the saliva of the snake demon disciples....... cough cough, one by one, his eyes lit up, and a good idea floated in his heart.
They decided to stage a touching show for Xu Xian, which was a good show of ascending to immortals.
At first, the old mother of Lishan refused to be a good show of ascending to immortals, yes, let herself be a disciple and take her body to the top position, so does she Lishan old mother still want to be doughy!
Therefore, in the face of this shameless proposal, the old mother of Lishan was righteous and straightforward, and resolutely rejected the request of the gods of the heavenly court, and threw a hygienic eye at them, saying no, any negotiation is the room.
The old mother of Lishan, who did not enter the high-level of the Heavenly Court, simply told the old mother of Lishan that Xu Xian was true identity.
Yu You's face was firm, and he kept shouting that he would not go along with them, and that it was Lishan's old mother who had compromised with them, and then behaved even more actively than the top of Heavenly Court.
Isn't this nonsense, it is not uncommon for this old mother of Lishan to be promoted by her body and still have to work for others in the end.
But if you rely on your body, a pure gold on the list is a potential stock, and you only need to suffer for a period of time before you can soar to 90,000 miles, isn't this fragrant?
Lishan Old Mother: Ho ~ really fragrant ~ ~
Hearing this, people couldn't help but ask, what is the Western Heaven Buddhism that is the matter of the Heavenly Court?
In fact, when it comes to Buddhism, we have to mention that there is another big supporting role in this planββββ Fahai.
Fahai has Western Buddhism, such as the Buddha, forcibly inserted into the "Ziwei Emperor Ascension Plan", is a chess piece, and there are also Buddhism and Heavenly Court...... To be precise, it is said that there are Buddhism and Taoism competing for talents, and they are chess pieces.
Forced by Western Buddhism, if the Buddha is strong, the high-level of the Heavenly Court can only grit their teeth and swallow in their stomachs, and reluctantly agree to give them a role.
Because of his reluctance and gritted teeth, he was given the role, so Fahai was arranged by the high-level of the Heavenly Court into a role that is both good and evil.
In fact, at the beginning, the high-level officials of the Heavenly Court originally had the idea of completely shaping Fahai into a wicked mandarin duck who beat the mandarin ducks, but under a certain bald man, smiling gaze and "Amitabha Buddha", they decided to save a little face for Fahai, or Buddhism.
So far, the big drama personnel have finalized Fahai, with Buddhism, giving him Buddhism, it is a heavy responsibility to introduce talents, so swaggering, he appeared in front of Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen.
I remembered that when I went down the mountain, the Buddha promised me that as long as he could attract Xu Xian to join the Buddhism, he would be promoted and raised after he returned to the mountain, and he would be married to the Bodhisattva fruit...... Ahem, this one didn't ,...... Finally, he walked to the pinnacle of life.
Only think about the sea of ideas, a little excited.
When Fahai saw Xu Xian for the first time in the crowd, he never forgot that he was the tail of his face, Xu Xian was like a trailing girl, he was like a lewd idiot, his eyes were shining, his mouth was like a hanging river, and he was crazy about spitting stars, praising Xu Xian's classmate Hui Gen how good he was, and how good he was with the Buddha.
I have been chasing Xu Xian three streets, saying that Xu Xian's brain melon seeds are buzzing, which shows that he is the real goal, and hopes that Xu Xian can convert to Buddhism and join them in the Buddhist family, and guarantee that as long as Xu Xian is dedicated to the Buddha, he will be able to rise to the Buddha in less than ten years, and he will be able to rise to the Buddha's fruition.
But it's a pity that Xu Xian's classmates really can't be interested in what every morning bell and dusk drum and mouth chant "Amitabha Buddha", so he immediately rejected Fahai and sent it over, which was a blank check.
But there is no main reason for this.
In fact, if Fahai wants to have a family embarrassment that can come earlier, and he is at a loss about the prospects, Xu Xian can't say it, so he really agreed to him.
But at this time, it was Ye Yesheng who Xu Xian had already married Bai Suzhen...... Night after night, big fish and big meat tasted love, and life is troublesome, how can you leave it like a flower, it is a wife to play with a group of monks.
The old monk Yu You's Fahai was angry, and he thought that Bai Suzhen, a little goblin, was blocking his pursuit of Xu Xian, which was the road of light.
Fahai, who pursued fruitlessly, instantly blackened his decision, regardless of the friendship of his colleagues, and stepped forward to get rid of Bai Suzhen, a stumbling block, he directly stepped forward and grabbed Xu Xian is hand and began to chatter: "Your mother-in-law has a monster, your mother-in-law has a monster, your mother-in-law has a monster, and your mother-in-law has a monster......
Fahai chattered once or twice Xu Xian not only didn't believe it, but also scolded him, but after ten or eight times, Xu Xian was also a little shaken in his heart, and after thirty or fifty sounds, Xu Xian felt that it was okay to try, what a big deal.
But it doesn't matter if you have this test, you can directly try Bai Suzhen is original form, and a big white snake Chiguo Guo appeared in front of Xu Xian.
Seeing that his mother-in-law turned out to be a monster, and there was a scary, thick and long Xu Xian, who was a big worm, suddenly realized and shouted in a loud voice, "No wonder the pestering kung fu is so good", and then rolled his eyes, stretched his legs, and hiccuped completely.
Xiang Gong died, and there was scared to death by himself, yes, Bai Suzhen felt guilty in her heart, Yu You, at this time, the concept of sound Bodhisattva jumped out from the side, and began to leak to Bai Suzhen, saying that there is everything in the Antarctic Immortal Weng Medicine Garden, and the resurrection of Xu Xian is Ganoderma lucidum, and there are countless more.
The husband is anxious Bai Suzhen couldn't wait when she heard this, she didn't wait for Guanyin Bodhisattva to finish her words, and rushed to the Antarctic Immortal Weng is cave house, what is better than Bi Lailai's husband is heartfelt, Bai Suzhen directly skimmed the medicine is link, and decided to steal.
After that, there was the Antarctic fairy who was found and then fought.
In fact, all of this has Buddhism is a routine, just save a mortal, Guanyin Bodhisattva casually pulled out the jade net bottle, there are willow branches, and Xu Xian drops two waters, Xu Xian can immediately take off on the spot, just like the new is.
But there is Guanyin Bodhisattva, but he is not it, he must squeeze out the future, Xu Xian is favor, and by the way, let the harvest of the future "Ziwei Emperor" a favor is an Antarctic immortal, and he also owes a favor to Buddhism.
Obviously, Buddhism is a matter of introduction, but Buddhism didn't pay anything, only popped out and said a word, and the moment it was white.
It's really good to calculate, and the whole thing is full of calculations.
Brother Monkey is not unjust at all when he loses at their hands.
After that, there was Fahai to suppress Bai Suzhen's Xu Xian, who went up the mountain to practice for 20 years, and the heavenly court ordered it to immediately fly up with his wife on the spot, which is a poignant love story.
"Xu Xian, Xu Xian, you are really not simple......"
"Huh?"
Zhen Hao sighed abruptly, lying on the low mountain, there were thirty or fifty Xu Xian, who were confused, and at the same time wondered.
The scene was quiet......
Xu Immortals, you look at me, I look at your thirty or fifty Xu Immortals, looking at each other with a confused face.
said in unison: "The big guy sighed at me, you guys" ah, "what?"
+2 said in unison: "The ridiculous boss is obviously calling me, and I have Xu Xian." β
The scene was quiet again......
+3 in unison: "You ...... Wouldn't it be called Xu Xian?"
laughed in unison: "Hehe~~ You guys who are joking must be joking." β
The scene was quiet again......
Looking at Zhen Hao, who looked at the people who were no longer holding each other together with a complicated face, it was all Xu Xian, and grinned.
"Don't guess, you all have real immortals in your own world, but now you don't, in your own world. β
"Different worlds?"
Zhen Hao nodded and admitted that the repeaters were repeaters.
"In other words, you only have a book or a movie that is a character, but the actor and the plot, some different mainstream stories, and the same thing. β
"Crackling~!!"
A white day in a clear sky, thunder, and then a dark sky with lightning and thunder, and a howling wind like an apocalyptic scene.
All Xu Xian's hearts were shocked by Zhen Hao's news, and before they rose, they were completely stunned by this apocalyptic scene, looking at the sky so dark that it was almost dripping down the dark clouds, and they seemed to see a huge faceless face appear above the dark clouds.
But when they thought that they were hallucinating, they rubbed their eyes vigorously and looked at it again, but saw that the faceless face did not disappear, but became clearer and clearer.
It's a long life!!The dark clouds have become fine!!
Xu Xian was so frightened that he cried, his legs and feet were weak, and he abandoned his previous suspicions, and he hugged each other again and trembled.
In the distance, there was a solemn confrontation with each other, Xiaobai and Xiaoqing also stopped the confrontation, their legs were weak and they collapsed to the ground, their faces full of horror were looking at Zhen Hao's head is a huge face, and there were some speculations in their hearts, but there was this speculation, which was really amazing, so that they couldn't believe it.
The court meeting of the Heavenly Court's Lingxiao Treasure Hall is underway.
With one hand on his head, the Jade Emperor looked bored, and he listened to the yawns of the gods under his hand reporting some insignificant and trivial things, and he was about to fall asleep every day.
"Boom~~!!"
At this moment, a loud sound reached the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and the Lingxiao Treasure Hall trembled slightly in this huge roar, and the light in the Treasure Hall was unevenly bright.
The Jade Emperor was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground and said angrily: "Clairvoyance! Look at who is making noise!"
A big-eyed like a cow and a big-eared fan, is Xiaoxian heard the words, and hurriedly hugged his fists and said "yes", and then urged the fairy power to look (listen) to the loud sound, is the direction.
"Ah~~!!"
The two immortals who had just glimpsed a trace of the truth of the avenue screamed miserably, and the immortal who covered his ears and covered his eyes with blood overflowed and fell on the ground of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, smashing out flowers on the golden glazed ground, which was shocking and bloody.
"There is a Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder!There is a Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder!, people have violated the Heavenly Dao!" Covering his eyes, Xiao Xian shouted in horror.
The Jade Emperor's eyes were full of disbelief: "How is it possible! How can the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder ......?"
"Boom~~!!"
The thunder roared again, and the Jade Emperor's face was even more terrifying than the last time, and this voice made him feel a trace of palpitations just by listening to it.
His Royal Highness's gaze was half-open and half-closed, it was Taishang Laojun holding a wave of dust, and a treasure mirror shot out of a streamer appeared in the center of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and then the mirror streamer rippled like water waves, and when it fell silent again, Zhen Hao and his party appeared on the mirror with faces.
The gods looked at it in an uproar, standing tall and looking directly at the sky, it was Zhen Hao, I don't know what the origin of this person is, and he dares to look directly at the majesty of the heavens.
Just when the gods and immortals were pointing at Zhen Hao, it seemed that Zhen Hao was in the mirror, and he suddenly turned his head in the direction of the mirror, grinned, and waved his hand, and said hello with a warm face.
"Who is this person?"
Sitting on the throne of the Jade Emperor again, the Jade Emperor looked at it with a gloomy face, and he had never heard of it, it was Zhen Hao who sent a direct question to His Highness and the gods and immortals.
The gods and immortals silently bowed their heads and were silent, and some of the bigger names such as Tai Bai Xing, Taishang Laojun, Erlang God, etc., continued to look half-open and half-closed, as if they hadn't heard anything.
"Your Majesty......"
"Newspaper~ ~!!"
A certain Tota is a middle-aged man, and he was just about to speak, and there was a small soldier outside the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and then three or five dragon soldiers carried a pale face, and Lu Dongbin walked in quickly.
Seeing Lu Dongbin, who could burp at any time, the gods and immortals ran out of the crowd in an uproar again, and a group of old, weak and sick people hugged Lu Dongbin and began to cry.
"Brother Lu, what's the matter with you!" asked a lame man on crutches with tears in his eyes and an angry face on his face.
This ruthless voice is not aimed at Lu Dongbin, yes, but against Lu Dongbin, it is a guy who beats Lu Dongbin like this.
"There he is. β
The honest man Lu Dong Binyang was held in the arms of He Xiangu, and he didn't feel the warmth well, and his mind looked out.
Jumping over the mountain, I just saw that there was a display screen in the middle of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and the big square that was hidden pointed to Zhen Hao in the screen, and said that it was the culprit who made him look like this.
"Got him?!"
Tie Guan Li pointed indifferently to face the Great Dao God Thunder is Zhen Hao, and after some surprised surprise, there was a sigh.
"It's a pity that this person is about to die under the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder, otherwise our remaining seven brothers will definitely avenge you!"
Under normal circumstances, Tie Guan Li said this, after Lu Dongbin should be moved, and in front of the public, he hugged his head and cried with the remaining seven brothers and sisters, and sighed bluntly that he had never made friends in his life.
But there are honest people who think, how can they judge by ordinary people's ideas.
"Whether he's dead or not is an irrelevant fact, and I still have to say yes. β
"If you seven really want to go to him to avenge me, I'm afraid it won't be enough for you to tie up together, and the result of him fighting alone is not much better than what I am now. β
......
The scene was silent, and the seven of He Xiangu were silent, although they felt that Lu Dongbin's brain was likely to be broken, and he had even begun to be delirious and babbling nonsense.
But as he is a good brother and sister, do they still have it, and it is very likely that the brain refutes that the disease is Lu Dongbin's and there is a choice to accommodate him according to his will.
The book says that it has to be like this, and the brain-dead patient is intended, and he cannot be stimulated casually, so as not to make his condition worse.
After all, mental illness is quite difficult to treat.
The eyes on the side were half-open and half-closed, but Erlang God had an abrupt flash of light in his eyes, and a trace of desire flashed in his eyes.
Don't get me wrong, this comes from Erlang Zhenjun is the desire to fight.
After listening to Lu Dongbin's general description of Zhen Hao's combat power, although I don't know how true or false it is, this does not prevent Erlang God from being curious about Zhen Hao in the mirror image, just like the monkey back then.