"Pure Yang True Immortal, why are you so miserable? A true immortal was beaten like this by a mortal who has no immortal position, even I feel heartache for you!"

The yin and yang weirdness seems to be caring, but in fact, it is ridiculous, and when I hear it, there is an old yin and yang person is sarcasm sounding in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and the immortals present "chuckle" in their hearts, their eyes flashed, and they hurriedly sat upright, and said secretly: The show is coming!

Sure enough, just as the immortals guessed, the short-tempered iron crutch Li was the first to quit, turned around and waved that he was the iron crutch, pointing to his head forty-five degrees, stroking his beard with his hand and looking like he didn't care about himself, it was Li Jing, the old father of Tota, who was born ————.

"Li Jing, what do you mean, you yin and yang weirdness, you stars? How many of our brothers provoked you? Do you have any diseases!"

Tie Guan Li spat fragrantly, Li Jing stroked his beard is movements slightly, and then looked at him viciously with a slight grievance: "Eight immortals, you have misunderstood, I really care about the pure yang real person." ”

After that, Li Jing stretched out his hand and groped in his arms for a long time, not knowing that he had taken out a pill from that horn, and looked at the Eight Immortals with a sincere face.

"This is because my son Nezha heard that I have some migraines recently, and he took it from his master to honor me as an elixir, which has a miraculous effect on some injuries. ”

Nezha silently took half a step back, far away from Li Jing, and (→_→) glanced at Li Jing like this, and remained silent.

Li Jing was completely ignorant of Nezha's performance, looked down at the black pill in his hand, and a trace of reluctance flashed in his eyes, and then the reluctance was replaced firmly.

"Originally, I was reluctant to eat it, and I was going to keep it for treasure, so I could take it out to observe and observe in the future, after all, this also has my son Nezha is filial piety. However, since the Pure Yang Immortal was so weak and pale, I decided not to keep it private anymore and give it to the Pure Yang Immortal. ”

Tie Guan Li Qixian looked suspicious, looking at Li Jing with an atmospheric face, not believing that this person would be so kind.

Especially in their position, they can clearly see that Nezha's eyes are full of disdain and disgust, and they are even more sure that they are conjectures, standing still one by one, no one cares about them, and they seem to be sincere, but in fact, they don't know what bad water is bubbling in their stomachs It is Li Jing.

The IQ of the Seven Immortals is online, but the honest man Lu Dongbin has begun to behave again.

Seeing that he was so rude to his brothers and sisters, in the face of Li Jing is gift, it didn't matter if he didn't thank himself, he even looked like he was the same enemy, Lu Dongbin had no choice but to struggle and stretched out his hand to hug Li Jing.

"Li Tianwang doesn't have to be like this, Dongbin only looks a little weak, in fact, there is no major problem, but since this elixir has Nezha is filial piety to you, you still have to keep it yourself, and I will be able to recuperate for a while for this pain." ”

"Hey~!Pure Yang Immortals, why is this, we all have colleagues, all serve Your Majesty, help each other, then we should do it, is it possible that your Pure Yang Immortals treat me Li Jing as an outsider?"

Li Jing made a bluff, looking at it and wanting to shirk that it was Lu Dongbin, looking like he would be unhappy if you refused me again.

Honest people can't stand this trick the most, looking at Li Jing's "deep affection" is appearance, Lu Dongbin was moved in his heart, and shook his head helplessly, so he could only reach out and take Li Jing is pill under the watchful eye of his own brother.

Seeing that the warm, sticky, soft and muddy ball in his hand was an elixir, Lu Dongbin studied it for a while, but he didn't see what ammunition this was.

"Li Tianwang, I don't know what the name of this pill is?"

Li Jing raised his head proudly, no longer the deep affection just now: "Oh~ ~ ~ It's normal for pure yang immortals not to know, after all, you are only halfway to the wild road, and it is understandable that you are shallow." ”

"You ......"

Tie Guan Li was so angry that he trembled, and there was a muffled sound of "dong dong" in the main hall, this is thanks to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, this has to be a change of place, he has to find this Taoist sanctimonious Tota old miscellaneous hair, fight to the death.

"Hmph~!"

Li Jing snorted smugly with disdain, looking at being stared at by the other six immortals, he could only watch dryly, there was no way to take him is Tie Guan Li, he was in a good mood, and it was time to fight with the immortals back then.

Lu Dongbin's brows furrowed tightly, and he looked at Li Jing with a smug face, although an honest man was honest, he was not a fool, and finally realized that something seemed to be wrong.

"Li Tianwang, Dongbin thought about it again and again, you still have to take back this elixir, Lu is afraid that there will be no blessings. ”

"No, no, no, this "Spirit Pill" is not worthy of being eaten by anyone else except you Pure Yang Zhenren, after all...... You're the only one whose brain has been broken. ”

"Hahaha......"

As soon as Li Jing's words fell, he himself laughed, laughing first and then laughing, and after a while, the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall was filled with cheerfulness.

The Eight Immortals were angry, Tie Guan Li was ready to go, He Xiangu frowned, and Lu Dongbin was angry.

"I'm fine, I'm just a little bit of blood loss. ”

"No problem, no problem, you can say it," you seven brothers combined are not enough, this mortal fights alone, is this kind of nonsense?"

Lu Dongbin's face turned red: "Lu Mou swore to His Majesty, I said that it was a nonsense in the words, I voluntarily dismissed the immortal position and was reduced to the mortal world!"

Lu Dongbin was slightly angry when he said it, and the laughter in the treasure hall gradually disappeared, looking at Lu Dongbin who gambled on his future, everyone began to believe that he was right.

Seeing this, Li Jing saw that he had finally created an atmosphere that was so easily cracked by Lu Dongbin, and the little family was angry, so he couldn't stand it: "Hmph, you're just making excuses for your incompetence!"

After saying that, Li Jing turned around proudly and knelt down on one knee to sit on the throne of the Jade Emperor without saying a word: "Your Majesty, the minister is willing to lead troops to capture this person to cure this person's crime of disturbing Your Majesty!"

A trace of satisfaction appeared in the eyes of the Jade Emperor, he smiled, and was about to say a word of praise, but he was unable to stand it for a long time, and it was Erlang God who took the lead in answering.

"Li Tianwang, you are so powerful, you really scared me to death. ”

Contrary to the weirdness of yin and yang, Li Jing frowned when he knelt on one knee, but he didn't dare to be as sneering as he was to the Eight Immortals when he treated Erlang God.

Not only by force, but also because the Jade Emperor has Erlang God is uncle.

"Erlang Zhenjun, what do you mean, I'm just worrying about Your Majesty, if this is also called official authority, then can Erlang Zhenjun tell me what is called no official authority?"

The battle affected his nephew, and the smile on the Jade Emperor's face disappeared instantly, and he had a headache: "Okay, let's rest." ”

"Let you see what it means to be unprestigious? What are you?

Li Jing: "......"

The Jade Emperor kissed his mouth to stop the endless fighting, and Li Jing unabashedly despised Erlang God in the face of it, so he could only sulk and didn't dare to say a word.

"Okay, Erlang God, you don't have to say a few words, it's all under one roof, you don't see what you look up to see, why do you bother with him. ”

"Hmph~!"

Even in the face of the Jade Emperor, Erlang God still snorted coldly, but he also gave the Jade Emperor three points of thin noodles, and he didn't say anything more.

Seeing this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, he was also afraid that his nephew would be hot-blooded and Li Jing would be tough, and no one would look good at that time.

But fortunately, it was timely to stop it, so it didn't cause a mess of the situation.

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"Your Majesty, this Lu Qing's family is still down there, he is ...... task"

On the side, the queen mother saw that the Jade Emperor's point was carried away, and hurriedly reached out and dragged him back, and reminded him that business was important.

"Thank you~!"

was dragged back to reality by the queen mother, and the Jade Emperor cheekily took the queen mother is little hand and began to thank him tenderly.

Seeing that the queen mother was slightly crimson and was shy, the Jade Emperor felt a little itchy in his heart, and wanted to speed up the process of the court meeting.

"Lu Qing's family, didn't you secretly protect Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen in the mortal world, how could you fight with this mortal?"

It's okay not to mention Xu Xian, this mentions, Lu Dongbin remembered the dense pile of Xu Xian, his face was anxious, and he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the big thing is not good, something happened!"

It is about the reincarnation of the Emperor Ziwei, as soon as he heard that something had happened, all the immortals looked nervous, and even Tai Bai Xing opened his eyes and waited for Lu Dongbin is following.

"According to the plan today, there should have been a day when Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian met, everything was normal, but there was ...... But there are ......"

The Jade Emperor was angry: "But what's there!

"But today, Weichen suddenly found that there were forty-four more Xu Xian, Fahai, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing ...... in the entire Hangzhou City."

"Smack~!!"

Hearing Lu Dongbin's ridiculous words, the Jade Emperor was angry, and pointed at Lu Dongbin and spat fragrantly: "Could it be that you were really beaten by that mortal and your brain was broken?

Lu Dongbin was frightened, and bowed his head: "The minister doesn't dare!"

"Don't you dare, you said this kind of thing, why don't you dare!" The Jade Emperor was angry and didn't even care about his demeanor, pinched his waist with both hands, paced back and forth on the platform in front of the throne, and even the imperial crown on his head was a little tilted.

Li Jing looked like he was angry and angry on the surface, but he was secretly laughing in his heart.

Let you provoke me, this time see if you die!

That's right, the little family is angry, Li Jing is so upside down, right and wrong, and unreasonable.

"Your Majesty, the minister is really not lying, there are forty-five Xu Immortals beside the mortals in this mirror, there are forty-five pairs of Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing in the West Lake not far away, and forty-four Fahai in Leifeng Pagoda on the other side of the West Lake. ”

Even if the Jade Emperor was so angry that he screamed, Lu Dongbin still insisted that he saw everything.

"Heh~!"

The Jade Emperor smiled angrily, stretched out his hand and looked at himself with a righteous and awe-inspiring gaze Lu Dongbin, and he didn't say a word for a long time, and then looked at him half-open and half-closed, as if he didn't care about everything It was Taishang Laojun who arched his hand.

"Please also ask Lao Jun to manipulate the magic weapon, let me wait and see that Lu Qing's mouth is forty-five pairs of Xu Xian, Fahai, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing!"

The words said yes to Taishang Laojun, but the Jade Emperor looked at Lu Dongbin with a straight look, although the tone was fierce, but it also gave Lu Dongbin a chance, and he could barely be regarded as a Mingjun.

After all, if you don't agree with each other, you will kill chickens and make an example of monkeys.

Taishang Laojun didn't say a word, he didn't even open his eyes, waved his hand to control the monitor, vividly interpreting the good quality that a qualified tool person should have: less nonsense, more work, nothing to refine some medicine for the boss to subsidize the family, and no salary, but also ......

The camera turned, and in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, all the immortals looked different, but they had the same breath and divine soul settings, and they were all shocked and uneasy.

Then the Laojun brand display rotated again, aiming at Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing in the West Lake, and the immortals were shocked +2, and the small mouth, big mouth, and old mouth opened slightly.

After only watching it for three or five seconds, the monitor lens continued to rise and retract, and the Jinshan Temple was bathed together, and the sea of laws came into view.

"Ah~~!"

The female fairies turned their heads shyly, not daring to look at it again, and the male fairies were shocked +3, whether there was a small mouth, a big mouth, or an old mouth, they were all the bosses.

Immortals: Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?