I beg for support.

I want everything, recommended book list books and whatever, as long as you dare to give it, I have a cheeky will.

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Of course, there is only heating in the northeast, but there is no outside, and the outside is very cold, often minus ten or twenty degrees.

But the men, women, and children of the Northeast are all proficient in one skill, that is, 'Ah, cui', no matter what gloomy anger you have, you will spit it out all in one gulp.

Even if there is really that kind of zombie formed by luck, but zombies are also mutated by people, and you still want to jump when the blood circulation reaches minus ten or twenty degrees?

You can't move, right?

We don't need any charms peach wood swords, black dog blood, etc., you just pour a basin of water on it, if it really doesn't work, just two basins, it will definitely freeze hard.

You've eaten a kind of crispy shark wafer biscuits, and punctual can assure you that frozen zombies are more fun than crispy sharks, and they are definitely knocking hands and breaking legs.

It's much cooler than CF, CS, GF, and GIF.

You don't need to use the city management, the square dance aunt can kill him for a class.

You go to the zombie circle to inquire, which zombie dares to come to the northeast?

Even if there is really that kind of stupid and bold brain that wants to start a career in the Northeast.

But if you want to bite someone, bite the down jacket first and then the mink, then bite the sweater and then bite the autumn coat, maybe there is more than one layer, how long do you say your teeth are to bite the meat?

With such a harsh living environment, how can I catch zombies in the northeast?

My book "The Years I Caught Zombies in the Northeast" didn't even pass the first birthday, and it was an anniversary.

How can a little setback break my dream of being a writer, I can't mix with the male frequency at the starting point, I'm going to mix with the female frequency, right?

It's not okay to catch zombies, but it's okay for me to write a domineering president, right?

No, it doesn't.

Don't believe me, I did.

The female frequency is all domineering president text.,Buddy is good at it.,But I'm going to write something different.,After a month of my painstaking research.,I found that there's no domineering president.。

At that time, my buddies discovered a blue ocean in the online text, maybe they would open up a new direction of the online article and guide the trend.

When I said and did, I wrote it, but I don't understand the Northeast dialect, it doesn't matter, I'll find a girl from the Northeast to chat, just ask for advice on the spot.

I wrote in the text: Woman, if you want to provoke me on purpose, I tell you, then you have succeeded.

The girl translated for me online: You just want to give me a quick look?

I wrote in the article: Women, don't challenge me easily!

Sister translates for me online: The old lady biè and I are five or five scumbags!

I wrote: I've never tried rejection, and well, you've managed to get my attention.

Sister translates for me online: Brother has not pouted with the object, you are very peeing, you wait.

I wrote in the article: Shu # Obey and call it out, look at your face is red!

Sister translates for me online: If you are strong, you will squeak, and look at your face full of tòng red.

I wrote in the article: You are not qualified to eat at the same table with me, go and do housework.

Sister translates for me online: You still have the identity to pick garlic for me. I took the broom and pimple to the outhouse shóu and picked it up, and drank the whole porridge by myself when I was done.

I'm going to smash your computer.

You say, that's it, I'm going to write a ball of yarn.

Not only did I lose my way on the path of being an online writer, but my life also fell into darkness.

Because during this period of chatting with the Northeast girl, I learned the Northeast dialect and forgot the pronunciation of Mandarin....

At that time, when I was interviewing for the current hosting job, the interviewer treated me as a fellow from the Northeast and got lucky.

What I am saying below is very serious, so please pay attention to it.

I ask you very, very seriously one thing, no matter what, don't learn the Northeast dialect out of curiosity, don't, because the Northeast dialect is terrible.

Northeast people believe that the greatest respect for their hometown is to let their friends from Tiannan and Haibei bring the unique flavor of the Northeast accent.

That's why you often meet people from the Northeast who are kindly teaching others the Northeast dialect.

Let's put it this way, if there are ten people, nine Tiannan and one northeast, it won't take three months, just like going to the hometown of the northeast, a nest of northeast silver.

The greetings are all like this: Coming, brother?

Kaha is gone!

Let's go, let's go for a whole meal!

The terrible thing about the people of Northeast China is that they are completely unaware that their Mandarin is not standard, such as: Ah? Isn't what I said to be a pure and ordinary pronunciation?

Look, how terrible.

Speaking of which, I would like to tell you an interesting fact, Punctuality graduated from Communication University, and our school has international students from all over the country.

In another event, I met a beautiful girl, who was really super beautiful, and she was a positive Northeast flavor as soon as she opened her mouth.

This is not the kind of Mandarin with a Northeast accent, but the most primitive kind of Northeast dialect.

That big ballast, slap me in the face.

To put it mildly, punctuality at that time was still a little fresh meat, and after chatting with the girl for a while, she talked about her hometown, and the girl said that she was from Seoul.

I was a little confused at the time, I had never heard of such a city as Seoul in the northeast, but I thought it was a small broken city.

I asked at the time, 'How are you in the Northeast?', and you know that her Northeast dialect is really too good, not much worse than the Northeast girl I was chatting with online.

The girl glanced at me, turned around and left, and I vaguely heard the phrase 바보 (idiot).

Only then did I realize that this was a Han Guo Smecta.

Later, I inquired and found out that this girl was really from Han Guo, that is, her neighbor went to the northeast.

Because she liked to plant flowers, she followed her neighbors to learn Chinese, and at that time she thought that this was the most standard Mandarin for flower growers.

Although punctuality was despised, we didn't throw silver to the old and young masters of the flower planters, and we recovered Han Guo with a word.

Now we're just talking nonsense, if there is really a day when Han Guo is recovered, let's follow the audience on the other side of the airwaves, as long as the single buddies of the right age, one person will send a Han Guo girl Smecta. 】

After a long meal, Zhao Punctual was a little dry and hungry, and wanted to solve his food and clothing problem by playing a few minutes of singing.

Holding the microphone, Zhao Punche said: [Okay, that's all for the topic just now, don't say it's really interesting to chat with you, I'm hungry, let's enjoy a song... 】

"Bridge bean sacks!"

Zhao Puheng was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that the listener's phone just now hadn't hung up yet: [Dude, your sense of existence is not good, I almost forgot about you. 】

The audience was visibly choked up for a moment before he spoke: "Please don't put gold on your face, you just forgot about me, okay?" ”

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The next chapter is still in the code....

As you can see, I didn't save the manuscript.