Chapter 23 Green Tea

Zhao Punctuality, who was said to be the center, skillfully diverted the topic: [Everyone is a peer, even if you can't love each other, you can't suppress each other. Tell me, who are you going to put in this sack?]

"Who's in the sack?" Comrade online writer asked suspiciously.

Without waiting for Zhao Punctual to explain, he reacted: "Damn! I was almost tricked by you, didn't you want to play a song just now."

Let me make a small suggestion.,Your library's broken songs are too ugly.,You... Can you sing a song on your own? The original kind. ”

[Opinions or something, you just mention it, if I listen to you, I will lose. Zhao Punctual likes the way you can't get used to me and can't kill me.

"Ah, you despise the show listeners, I'm going to report you. Unless you sing me a new original song, you can make me change my mind.

Even if there is no new original, at least I have to sing "A Song for No One" to soothe my wounded heart. ”

[Big brother, I just talked to you about it, and I can't even drink saliva, so you still let you sing? 】

"Just drink water, one minute is enough, right? ”

Zhao Punctual sighed and then said in a tone of resignation: [Yes, people say that the customer is God, and our audience is better than God.

It's just God's second master, I'll serve you two masters first, as for dying of thirst or starvation, it doesn't matter. Please enjoy "A Song for No One"]

Four minutes later, the song was over.

Zhao Punctuality, who had a minute of free time, pushed open the door of the broadcasting room, walked into the studio, didn't look at Xiaomei, who didn't look at the doubts, and ran directly to his seat in the office.

The papers on the desk were all neatly placed, and the computer was spotless, as if it had just been wiped, even if it was.

The two sets of flowers and chocolates that should have been on the table were missing, and only one was left.

Zhao Punctual didn't have any doubts, he knew that the set was given to Fan Yang.

Everything else such as a pen and an internal and external phone are the same as before, but there should be an oversized pocket under the table.

It contained a lot of snacks that Zhao Punctual bought, such as five catties of beef jerky.

If you talk about it, it means that the child has no mother to talk about a long story, this morning's Zhao Punctual fainted in the park, and when he got up, he was hungry.

As a highly educated socialist talent, Zhao Shishi understands that this is one of the laws of the universe, the [conservation of energy].

The energy consumed to improve physical fitness must be provided by the beneficiary himself, and a large amount of calories is generally needed to make up for this gap.

It can be seen from Zhao Punctuality's appetite.

"Lian Po Lin Xiangru Biography" once said: Zhao envoy saw Lian Po, and Lian Po fed a rice bucket of rice and five catties of meat.

(Converted to modern measurements)

If someone can't understand classical Chinese, I'll translate it for you: Zhao Punctual went to a restaurant for an interview, and when the boss asked him what his strengths were.

Zhao Shoushi ate ten catties of rice and ten catties of beef in front of the shop owner, and asked if it was considered to be able to eat it in particular?

Then the boss told him to get out of the way, and told him not to come again.

Belch... It's not a joke, it's true.

Zhao Punche was afraid that he had eaten so much.

You think, three thousand a month, even if you can get five thousand after becoming a regular, it won't be enough to eat.

As the old saying goes, the people take food as the sky, and no one can be wronged if they have been wronged, and they can't be wronged by the stomach that has followed us for more than 20 years.

Afraid that his stomach would not last until he was the radio host tonight, Zhao Punctual bought a few packs of beef jerky and other super hardcore snacks.

Just in case.

Now the situation is that the accident happened, and the beef jerky was lost.

Confused under the tree, confused by you and me in front of the table.

Looking at the position where there should have been food, but now it was empty, Zhao Punctuality, who wanted to cry without tears, shouted at the top of his voice: "You beep, where is Lao Tzu's beep!"

At this moment, Zhao Punctual is like Xiong Er without honey and without the bouncing of pine cones, feeling that there is no hope in life.

Squeak.

may have been yelled at by Zhao Punchou, Fan Yang pushed open the office door, looked at Zhao Punctual him, chewing something in his mouth, and said inarticulately: "You're going to die, if you don't host the show well, what are you doing when you run out." ”

Thinking that Fan Yang came over to take the gift box, Zhao Shoushi pointed at Fan Yang and asked, "Wait a minute, what are you eating?"

Looking at the black thing Fan Yang was holding in his hand, coupled with his unidle mouth, Zhao Punctual seemed to know where his lost beef had gone.

Fan Yang raised the beef strips in his hand: "Don't say it, the meat you kid bought is really strong, my cheeks hurt." You can't eat so much if you buy so much, give me half of it later, and I'll take it home and feed the dogs. ”

"Lao Tzu bought yak meat for one hundred and one catties, you brought it back to feed the dogs?"

"Hey single dog Fan Keren, do you have an opinion?"

"No, absolutely not, I'm mad at God. You see my simple face, I will never lie. Zhao Punctuality, who raised the seriousness, raised four fingers, which was quite similar.

Looking in from Fan Yang's open door, a large bag of the bags he bought was on Fan Yang's table, knowing that the time had run out, and his stomach was rumbling, he ran in and grabbed a big bag and ran out.

"By the way, don't tell people that I bought it, you know that your sister just won the black section of taekwondo, and I can't beat her. ”

Fan Keren is Zhao Punctuality's college classmate and Fan Yang's younger sister, which is also one of the reasons why Fan Yang takes care of Zhao Punctuality.

Ignoring the rules that no food is allowed in the broadcast room, Zhao Punctuality, who was holding two packs of beef jerky, finally appeared in the broadcast room.

As soon as I sat down, I saw Xiaomei's eyes in the director room with tears in her eyes, if it wasn't for her suddenly falling in love with herself, it was that this audience was a little difficult.

At this moment, he felt a little numb on his scalp, could it be that he encountered a problem similar to the cosmic difficulty that Zeng Xiaoxian encountered.

It's like: my friend fell in love with his colleague Ah Zhi, but she didn't tell him, she told her other colleague Ah Hao.

Hao promised her not to tell anyone, but her colleague Ade told her that Hao secretly told his other colleague, Ah Lin.

Ah Lin is very familiar with Ah Zhi's former girlfriend Ah Ran, she is afraid that Ah Lin will tell Ah Ran, and then Ah Lan will tell Ah Zhi...

In this anxious mood, Zhao Punctual answered the third call of the day.

[Hello this listener, I'm Zhao Punctuality, I'm sorry, I just made you wait for a long time because of my personal reasons. Zhao Punctuality, who was afraid of death, came up and apologized, but anyone with a little conscience is embarrassed to embarrass us, right?

"You still know that I've been waiting for a long time!! I don't even understand dedication, I don't even have a sense of awe, if you were my subordinate, I would have fired you a long time ago. ”