"Life is like being slammed, if you can't resist, then lie down and enjoy!" Nan Li said serious nonsense.

The fans in the live broadcast room originally listened to Nan Li's forcible explanation there, and they all gave a thumbs up, who knew that the last sentence suddenly turned around and began to be indecent again.

Mood +3

Sentiment +2

Sentiment +5

......

"Hahaha, Brother Nan is really a joker, the life of the god is like being smacked. ”

"Don't you think Brother Nan summed it up very well? Life is like being smacked!"

"Yes, I can't resist, so I have to enjoy it, isn't this a Buddhist life!"

"Haha, I think Brother Nan should participate in the Spring Festival Gala. ”

"It is recommended that happy comedians invite Brother Nan to go, and the ratings will definitely explode!"

......

For a while, the audience was amused and laughed again, and contributed countless emotional points.

After poor Mr. Lu was confused again, he finally figured it out, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Nan, I understand the truth, but it's too difficult to do." ”

"Not bad. Nan Li nodded: "After listening to so many truths, I still can't live a good life!"

it!

Another golden sentence came out.

The more you think about it, the more interesting it becomes!

It's not, I've heard so many truths since I was a child, and I haven't grown up mediocre, become a social animal, and live this life in a busy and ordinary way!

Alas, what is the use of listening to so many truths?

The people who came to the live broadcast room today are not all fans of Nanli, many of them are passers-by, but occasionally they have brushed up or heard the name Nanli and come to take a look.

But ten minutes after the broadcast, Nanli's golden sentences came out frequently, which was humorous, and conquered many people at once, making them turn fans one after another.

That Mr. Lu said a little sadly: "Brother Nan, don't talk about these useless things, let me ask you, do all girls like money?"

After listening to Mr. Lu's words, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded after a few seconds of silence.

"That's right, many of today's girls are gold worshippers, and no one looks down on them except money. ”

"Who said it, who doesn't love money, men and women are the same. ”

"We boys love money by relying on their own hands to work hard, and most of you girls like rich people and get something for nothing. ”

"Not all girls are like that, it's just a small minority. ”

"Cut, you guys like beautiful women, we girls like rich men. Fair and just!"

......

The live broadcast room exploded, noisy and yelling, divided into two factions.

At this time, Nan Li thought for a moment, shook his head, and replied affirmatively:

"Not all girls like money, and there are some kind girls who also like small animals, such as BMW, Jaguar, Hummer, Bugatti Veyron, and Tmall ......"

Mr. Lui: "......"

Su Xiaomeow: "......"

Su Chengyu: "......"

Audience in the live broadcast room: "......"

it!

Some kind girls like small animals, such as BMW, Jaguar, Bugatti Veyron......

What is this operation?

"Hahahahaha, what a twist of gods!"

"I'm laughing to death, I like small animals, what kind of operation is this!"

"Brother Nan, you are a first-line star, what about your coldness?

"Hahahaha, I like stars like Brother Nan, who are humorous and funny, and don't put on a show. ”

"Down-to-earth, Brother Nan is so cute. ”

"Brother Nan really contracted my jokes for a year, and I can laugh for a year in this paragraph. ”

"666666, Brother Nan is awesome!"

At this moment, the audience laughed, and all kinds of barrage brushes flew up in the live broadcast room, and at the same time, they also provided a lot of emotional value for Nanli.

And Nan Li didn't forget Mr. Lu, squinted his eyes and asked, "Mr. Lu, I heard your tone as if you were trapped by love!

As soon as he finished saying this, a barrage flew up.

"yes, what's not to be happy about saying it to make everyone happy. ”

"Say it, let's be happy. ”

"Haha, talk about your unhappiness and make the big guy happy. ”

......

At this moment, the barrage flew up, the gifts continued to swipe the screen, and the sound wave quickly broke through the 30 million mark, and the number of people in the live broadcast room also exceeded 10 million.

However, under this commotion, Mr. Lu still did not hang up the phone and said, "Brother Nan, don't make fun of me, people are sad." ”

After a pause of a few seconds, Mr. Lu continued: "I am also old, and my parents have been urging me to get married. The agency introduced me to seventeen blind dates, none of which were successful. ”

"Oh?" Nan Li wondered, "Seventeen of them didn't succeed, it can't be because of your appearance." ”

Mr. Lu shook his head: "Although I am not handsome, I am also at the average level." The first thing these girls asked me if I had a house in the first sentence of their meeting, and I said that they would turn around and leave without them, and they didn't give me a chance to learn more about it. ”

"I'm a programmer, and my monthly salary is more than 2w, but I'm still helpless in the face of the housing prices in the magic capital. But among my blind dates, many people have a monthly salary of only 5 or 6 thousand, and they even look down on me with a monthly salary of 2w, and despise me, saying that I dare to come on a blind date without a house, why, what's wrong with this society!"

In the end, Mr. Lu was a little indignant, and his voice was full of dissatisfaction.

Listen, this is the bloody social reality!

And after the audience learned about Mr. Lu's experience, they also expressed sympathy. It's pitiful, a programmer with a monthly salary of more than 2w is despised by a girl with a monthly salary of 5 or 6 thousand.

But this society is so cruel!

After pondering for more than ten seconds, Nan Li said: "Mr. Lu, in fact, blind dates are about paying attention to skills, and I think you may not have the skills in place." ”

After listening to Nan Li's words, Mr. Lu's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked, "Brother Nan, save me, you must help me!"

The audience was also very curious when they heard that there were skills in the blind date, especially the male audience, who stared at the live broadcast one by one, and some even took out a small notebook and remembered it, for fear of missing something.

I saw that Nan Li smiled slightly, cleared his throat, and said:

"Actually, it's very simple, the next time you go on a blind date, if the girl asks you if you have a house, you say it's already open, let's go. ”

One second, two seconds, three seconds...... Ten seconds.

The live broadcast room was silent for ten seconds, and the barrage exploded all of a sudden.

"Hahaha, do you have a room? Yes, it's already open, let's go! ”

"God has already opened it, no, I'm going to die laughing here today. ”

"I'll go, where did this tease come from, no, it's too funny, it's too funny. ”

"Are you really the Nan brother I know? ”

"Hahahahaha...... Already laughing to death. ”