"Just kidding, don't take it seriously. ”

Nan Li was afraid of causing a misunderstanding, so he explained it, and then said with a serious face: "Actually, it's really simple to chase this kind of girl, as long as you love cleanliness, know how to dress up, and have a little bit of life skills." ”

Hearing Nan Li say this, Mr. Lu's eyes lit up again, and he said with an expectant face: "Brother Nan, what kind of life skills?"

The audience in the live broadcast room saw Nan Li's serious face, and thought, this time it is rare to be serious, hurry up and take a note of it, maybe you can use it next time you chase the girl.

Everyone looked at Nan Li blankly, waiting for him to teach him the experience of picking up girls.

Nan Li rubbed his forehead and said lightly: "It's very simple, as long as you can drive a Rolls-Royce with one hand, I will ensure that this kind of girl will succeed you and be at your mercy." ”

What?

Drive a Rolls-Royce with one hand!

"Isn't it just driving with one hand? Who wouldn't?

"Haha, you're too naïve upstairs, this has something to do with driving, you have to have a Rolls-Royce first!"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, God drives a Rolls-Royce with one hand, Brother Nan, you're too skinny. ”

"Brother Nan, do you want to laugh at me and inherit my ant Huabei?"

"Hahaha, oops, I can't do it, I'm going to be born prematurely laughing in my stomach. ”

Everyone laughed and peed, even Mr. Lu laughed, from beginning to end, Nanli was amusing him, not a serious word!

"No kidding, this time it's really no joke, I swear. ”

Nan Li pointed to the sky, and his expression became serious: "Mr. Lu, in fact, what I want to say is that your peach blossom luck is too bad, every time you go on a blind date, you always meet some money worshippers, in fact, there are many good girls in the world." There's really no need for you to worry about these gold worshippers. ”

Listening to Nan Li's earnest words, Mr. Lu nodded, pondered for a while, and said: "Brother Nan, what you said is too right, I am just too bad in peach blossom luck, I have not met a suitable girl since I was a child, and now I can only rely on blind dates, and I can't meet a good girl who lives with me sincerely." ”

"Brother Nan, do you say that the peach blossom luck can be changed by wearing items the day after tomorrow? should I go to the temple to ask for some peach luck charms?"

Hearing Mr. Lu's reverent inquiry, Nan Li pondered for a moment and said sincerely: "As far as I know, the Peach Blossom Fortune can be changed through the efforts of the day after tomorrow, but the Peach Luck Charm is of little use. ”

"Let me tell you a story, I have a friend, his peach blossom luck is very poor, since he was a child, basically there is no sister paper to take care of him, and then his cousin lent him a Patek Philippe watch to wear, lent him a Maserati car to drive, the situation immediately improved, since then his peach blossom luck is so good that it explodes, and there is always a sister paper saying that the air conditioning on the car is not good, and he takes off his clothes when he comes up. ”

After listening to Nanli's narration.

Mr. Lui: "......"

10 million viewers in the live broadcast room: "......"

Sentiment +5

Mood +8

Mood +11

Negative emotions from Lu Changxin +999

Seeing that the system showed that Lu Changxin's negative emotions had suddenly reached 999, Nan Li knew that this guy was already on the verge of collapse and couldn't stimulate him anymore.

So, Nan Li sighed and said: "Mr. Lu, in fact, love is something that cannot be forced, you don't get married for the sake of getting married, if two people are not happier together than one person, then why bother asking for trouble? ”

"Hmm......" There was a thoughtful groan from the other side.

"So, do you have anything else to say now? There are more than 10 million people here! They can hear it. Nanli said.

"Really?" Mr. Lu thought for a while, and then said: "My name is Lu Changxin, 29 years old, the mother and fetus have been single so far, with a monthly income of 2W3, temporarily living in the magic capital, no house, don't mind contacting me Wei: duzhezuishuai, you must be a good girl, don't disturb if you are sincere." ”

Nanli: "......"

All Listeners: "......"

This wave of advertisements hit 6666!

In the live broadcast room with tens of millions of viewers, this guy is afraid that he will be able to get off the list tonight.

Seeing off the first audience member of Lianmai, Nan Li said unhurriedly:

"Okay, let's welcome the second friend with a warm barrage and see if he has anything unhappy?"

Saying that, Nan Li once again randomly selected an audience member and said, "This friend, do you have anything you want to discuss with me?"

The microphone was connected, and there was a very surprised voice over there, it was a young girl:

"It's me, is it really me? Great, Brother Nan, I love you, I don't have anything to worry about. However, I want to do a good thing here. ”

Hearing this, Nan Li asked with great interest, "What's a good thing?"

"Last Saturday, at the top floor of Yida Plaza, the eastern district of the magic city, at 20:17, the long-haired girl at No. 13 in row 8 of the movie "The Great Wall", when you went to the bathroom, your boyfriend kissed your best friend, you are so self-conscious! I hope you can see it! I want to do a good deed!"

After the girl finished speaking, she added: "Brother Nan, come on, I will always support you." ”

After saying that, he hung up the microphone.

Now the audience was happy.

"Hahaha, I feel sorry for that long-haired girl!"

"I hope that long-haired girl can see it and stay away from the scumbag. ”

"Fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-girlfriend!"

", No. 13 in row 8, isn't that me......?

"Don't cry upstairs, I suggest you consider thinking about that Lu Changxin just now, he is definitely an honest man. ”

"yes, I think so, you two are a good match. ”

For a while, the barrage flew again, bombarding the live broadcast room with various rewards and gifts, and the sound wave of this live broadcast has reached more than 50 million, and the peak number of viewers has reached a terrifying 12 million.

[Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing the task, and a live broadcast received 100 million emotional points. 】

Hearing the prompt sound of the system, Nan Li was a little surprised, he didn't expect to complete the task so quickly, it has only been more than half an hour, it seems that his operation is very effective!

[Ding Dong, the system mall has been unlocked, may I ask the host, do you want to open the system mall now?]

"Not open for the time being. ”

Nan Li said in his heart, there are more than 10 million pairs of eyes staring at him now.

Nan Li came back to his senses and said to the camera: "Next, I chatted casually with everyone, and there were many people around me who complained to me, saying that life is really difficult, and the money I earn every month is not enough to spend." ”

"Yes, yes!" Hearing Nan Li say this, many viewers nodded again and again.

Nan Li sighed and said, "Alas, these people are still too young. What's the point of not having money now? There will be more days of no money in the future. ”

All Audiences: "......"

Poison!

Nanli, this person is poisonous!

Just your mouth, what song to sing, please go and say cross talk, you are the first brother of Deyun!