Chapter Seventy-Six: The business ability is very sophisticated
In fact, Liu Yun'er has never slept all the time, and the picture of Lin Fan's night * sheng * song is repeatedly played in her mind, although she has vented an hour ago, but she can't help it... Every time Lin Fan appeared, the anger would be rekindled.
suddenly
The mobile phone that was charged on the side rang, and Liu Yun'er glanced at the caller, it was the scumbag who called, and he didn't want to press the connect button directly.
Her original intention was very simple, that is, to scold the other party well.
Outcome...
The moment I picked up the phone, it was a stranger who spoke.
"Hello?"
"Is it a refrigerator?"
"Do you know Lin Fan?"
Refrigerator?
What refrigerator?
Who is a refrigerator?
Isn't this Lin Fan's mobile phone? Why is it a stranger calling?
Liu Yun'er was a little confused, thinking that something had happened to the other party, and hurriedly said: "I'm not a refrigerator... But I know Lin Fan, who are you? What's wrong with him?"
"I..."
"I'm Lin Fan's colleague, he's drunk and unconscious now, and I don't know where his family lives, so I used his mobile phone to call you. Tian Hai said, "What... You should be Lin Fan's friend, right? Do you know where Lin Fan lives?"
really
This guy went to a night club for a drink!
Liu Yun'er was instantly half angry, and said coldly: "This kind of scum... You just leave him in a nightclub, you don't need to bother with him, and... Why did you call me?"
“...”
"We weren't in a nightclub, we were in a barbecue. Tian Hai hurriedly explained: "Uh... I can't help it, because in Lin Fan's mobile phone number book, only your number is stored... If I don't call you, who will I call?"
He didn't go to the night to sing?
Instead of going for a late-night snack with friends?
And...
Only one person's number? It's yourself.
After Liu Yun'er heard Tian Hai's explanation, her mood suddenly changed from a thunderstorm to a sunny day, it turned out that she was so unique in that bastard's heart.
Wait a minute!
Refrigerator...
At first, Liu Yun'er thought that something was wrong with Lin Fan, so she didn't think about what the problem with the refrigerator was, but now... Knowing that Lin Fan was just eating barbecue and getting drunk, after thinking about the refrigerator again, he found this problem... It's huge!
"My remarks are called refrigerators?" Liu Yun'er's tone was very flat, and she couldn't hear any emotion.
Tian Hai said: "Hmm..."
In a flash
Liu Yun'er exploded and said angrily: "Let him die!"
Yes?
Why is there so much anger all of a sudden?
Isn't it just a nickname...
Tian Hai found it hard to understand why the other party suddenly got angry, just because the note was called refrigerator... In fact, if you think about it from a different angle, you don't use your real name but use another name to explain a situation... This person is irrelevant, or very important.
Lin Fan's mobile phone only has four numbers, three of which are working, and the rest of... Must be the most important person to him.
Oh!
This girl is Lin Fan's girlfriend, right?
"Ahem..."
"You're Xiaolin's girlfriend, right?" Tian Hai said helplessly: "I'm sorry... I just reacted. ”
"I..."
"I'm not!"
"In the previous life, in this life, in the next life, it will never be anyway!" Liu Yun'er explained.
"Hehe..."
"I see. Tian Hai smiled, this kind of behavior of no silver three hundred taels here is really hilarious, and it is already very late... As a result, the phone was connected in a few seconds, except for the most important person, who can enjoy such a second-to-second treatment?
"Tell me, Lin Fan's address... I sent him back. Tian Hai said.
"He lives in..."
Liu Yun'er was just about to say the address of the apartment when she heard Lin Fan's voice on the other end of the phone.
"Brother Tian?"
"Stopped drinking?"
"I'm not drunk... Not at all!"
Hum!
People who are drunk say they are not drunk.
Liu Yun'er pursed her lips, and was about to report her address when suddenly... A bold and interesting idea burst into her mind, she wanted to see what kind of state Lin Fan was in when she was drunk, and what kind of performance she had.
"I..."
"I'll pick him up. Liu Yun'er said calmly: "Tell me the address." ”
"Huh?"
"It's so late... All right. Tian Hai immediately reported an address.
moment
Hung up.
Tian Hai put the phone in Lin Fan's trouser pocket, looked at his unconscious appearance, shook his head helplessly, and when he was chatting, the teacher boasted that he was the reincarnation of Li Taibai, and he could drink a pound and never drink eight taels, but as a result... Two bottles of beer were drained.
But
This guy did a good job of secrecy, if it weren't for the fact that he was drunk, he probably wouldn't have been before leaving... didn't know that he had secretly found a girlfriend.
It is... The temper is a little hot.
Long
A tall young woman appeared at the barbecue, but she was wearing a mask and couldn't see what she looked like.
The woman looked around, and instantly found Lin Fan who was paralyzed in the chair, and when she saw him so embarrassed, she couldn't help frowning, how much did you drink?
"I'm electric... I'm coming. ”
Liu Yun'er just wanted to tell Tian Hai who she was, but as a result... The first name that appeared was the refrigerator, but fortunately it was opened in time.
Tian Hai glanced at Liu Yun'er and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment... Good guy, Kobayashi has some skills!
"Hello, hello. ”
"I'm sorry... I also let you come over in the big night. Tian Hai said.
"How much did he drink?" Liu Yun'er asked with a blank face as she glanced at the empty bottles on the table.
"Not much. ”
"Just two bottles. Tian Hai replied.
What the?
This picture is a box of letters,
Outcome... Just two bottles?
Liu Yun'er doesn't know whether to cry or laugh, in short, she can't cry or laugh, and people who can't drink run out to drink, isn't this nothing to do?
"Hello?"
"Get up!"
Liu Yun'er gently pushed Lin Fan, and her tone was still so cold.
Lin Fan: zzzZ
“...”
"Can you help me get him into the car?" asked Liu Yun'er.
"Good, good!"
Followed by
Tian Hai helped Lin Fan to the nearby parking lot, and when he saw a white Audi, he admired Lin Fan even more. I ended up finding such a good girlfriend.
After some tossing, he put Lin Fan in the back row.
After all this,
Tian Hai said to Liu Yun'er: "I'll go back." ”
After that,
Then he turned and departed,
As for whether the couple went home or not, it is no longer so important, it is possible that the two went to a nearby hotel.
Then
Liu Yun'er, who was sitting in the driver's seat, turned her head and glanced at Lin Fan who was lying in the back row, it was the first time she had seen this bastard so embarrassed, and she was drunk directly with two bottles of beer... So how does he usually hang out in nightclubs?
suddenly
Lin Fan opened his confused eyes and began to speak.
"Brother Tian?"
"We... Where are we going?"
"Do you want to go to the sauna?"
"It's good... Steam, perspiration, sobering... And then the second one. ”
"Today..."
"We're going to be good... Drunk and dreaming of death!"
Suddenly
Liu Yun'er is going crazy, this business ability is very sophisticated!
Still drunk and dreaming of death?
Is it true that I don't exist?
......