Liu Yun'er hadn't experienced the steaming that Lin Fan said, and she didn't know what the so-called second event was, but this series of arrangements was very old-fashioned, and with the drunken dream and death added at the end, this bastard must be... It's going to go there.

"Humph!"

"I get drunk like this after drinking two bottles of beer, I'm embarrassed to go to the second show..."Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan and said angrily: "I can drink three or five bottles... I can't imagine that you can only drink two bottles as a big man, and you are embarrassed to be a scumbag. ”

now

A faint smell of wine wafted to Liu Yun'er's nose, and she couldn't help frowning, this bastard... If you drink like this, will you throw up in the car later? It's so bad to smell and it's hard to clean, it's... What should I do?

Liu Yun'er thought for a while, silently took out a plastic bag from the trunk, and thought about putting it directly on his head, but to do this... It's no different from intentional homicide, this bastard is sure to be suffocated to death by a plastic bag.

pondered for a moment,

I plan to hang the two handles of the plastic bag behind Lin Fan's ears, so that there will be no suffocation time, and there will be no vomiting mess of the car because of vomiting.

afterwards

Liu Yun'er opened the rear door, bent down and helped start the operation in her mind.

"Won't drink... Let's go drink!" Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan who was sleeping, put her gloves in the plastic bag angrily, then patted his forehead lightly, and said, "Hey... Can you tell me... Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

If, in normal times,

Liu Yun'er would definitely not ask such a question to Lin Fan, it seemed very pretentious... In addition, he will be oppressed and say his name against his heart, but now there is no one, plus this bastard is in a drunken state, the so-called drunk spit out the truth...

"Pretty?"

"What... Beautiful?" Lin Fan was in a state of confusion, and when he heard someone asking himself, he said, "Of course... Of course it is..."

"Who is it?!"

Liu Yun'er's heart was a little anxious, but this bastard's voice was too quiet, and in desperation... Slowly lowered his head, put his ear close to Lin Fan's mouth, and listened carefully to the name of the most beautiful woman in his mouth.

Just when I was looking forward to it with a little nervousness, suddenly... Liu Yun'er felt that she was clinging to Lin Fan's ear, and was ... Given by this stinky rascal... Give *licking* a bit.

"Ahh

"You..."

"Stinky rascal!!"

"Oops!"

Liu Yun'er was so frightened that she hurriedly looked up, due to the small space in the car, and the amplitude of her getting up was too large, and then because she was frightened, there was a bang... The head hit the roof of the car directly, and the pain was so painful that Liu Yun'er almost didn't cry.

In a flash

That kind of embarrassed and angry emotion invaded Liu Yun'er's entire brain, and her ears were very sharp, but as a result... Under that defenselessness, by... Given by this bastard in front of me... It's a waste, he... He's a beast!

looked at Lin Fan and pouted, then adjusted his posture and continued to sleep... was so angry that his face was distorted.

"Hello?"

"Are you pretending to be asleep?"

"If I know you're pretending to be asleep... You're dead!" asked Liu Yun'er.

Lin Fan: zzzZ

Should...

It shouldn't be pretended.

After checking again and again, Liu Yun'er can basically confirm that it was just an accident just now, but I don't know why... When she knew that it was an accident, Liu Yun'er felt a sense of loss, and she was also curious about why she was so lost, obviously angry, after all, she suffered a loss.

Outcome...

It doesn't seem to be angry either.

"Stinky rascal!"

"Don't forget to take advantage of it when you sleep. Liu Yun'er sulked for a while, started the operation that had been interrupted before, and bent down to help Lin Fan hang the plastic bag.

Then

In Lin Fan's dream,

He was suffering from a kind of torture, because he had two snowy mountains on his head, and he was particularly uncomfortable and helpless...

But

Soon this feeling was gone, and Lin Fan's originally distorted face returned to calm again.

"Go home!"

Liu Yun'er helped Lin Fan hang up the plastic bag, looking at his appearance at the moment, the corners of his mouth raised a slight arc, and then... took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the slag forest.

After thinking about it for a while,

Upload it directly to the cloud space, and then delete the album to prevent it from being found by your girlfriends.

On the way back,

Liu Yun'er's speed is not very fast, and she knows that drunk people can't stand the state of sudden acceleration and sudden stop, which can easily make them vomit.

Long

came to the underground parking lot of the apartment,

Liu Yun'er has encountered a troublesome thing, how can she drag this bastard to the room?

"Hey!"

"Can you go upstairs by yourself?" asked Liu Yun'er.

outcome

What was met was a silent response.

Sloppy...

Lin Fan's colleagues should be allowed to come back with him, so that this big stupid pig can be moved upstairs, now it's okay... There was no one to help anymore.

In the end, Liu Yun'er found the security guard of the apartment and asked the security guard to carry Lin Fan back to the room.

The two security guards did not refuse, and the benefit fee was given, and the two of them worked very hard when carrying Lin Fan.

Finding the key from Lin Fan's mouth and opening the door of 304, Liu Yun'er pointed to the sofa and said, "Just put it on the sofa." ”

"Okay. ”

subsequently

The two security guards left, leaving Lin Fan who was dead on the sofa and Liu Yun'er, who was standing on the side watching him.

"You're so drunk that you don't care about anything..."

"On the contrary, I'm busy, why?" Liu Yun'er stood on the side and began to complain to the unconscious Lin Fan: "And... Can you usually let me be happy? I must be angry to death, aren't you? When I am angry to death, who will send you to and from work?"

"Scum!"

"I really want to kill you now!" Liu Yun'er became more and more angry the more she thought about it, and her eyes had already drifted to the kitchen.

After thinking about it,

Liu Yun'er got up and went to a certain room, and when she came out, it was not a kitchen knife in her hand, but a soft blanket, and then covered Lin Fan's body.

Looking at Lin Fan, who was shrunk into a ball, Liu Yun'er sighed helplessly, she was obviously on her way to get a kitchen knife, but she walked to his bedroom, and when she took a blanket to cover him, she found that she had forgotten to take a kitchen knife.

in a word

This bastard was born to be his own.

"I'm sleeping too..."

"You tossed me for a night. Liu Yun'er turned around and prepared to leave, after all, she had to go to work tomorrow.

At this moment,

Lin Fan's voice came from the back of his head.

"Can you not go?"

"Don't go..."

"Don't go..."

In a flash

Liu Yun'er stopped her steps, her face was full of indescribable expressions, she wanted to turn back... But I don't dare.

This...

What does that mean?

......