No...

What does it mean to accidentally hit your fist with your eye?

Lin Fan looked at Liu Yun'er lying on the ground with a confused expression, and soon he reacted and said angrily: "You... You beat it?"

“...”

"I... I..."Liu Yun'er was a little embarrassed, but remembering that he touched and pinched it last night, he suddenly became angry and said angrily: "That's right!

"Huh?"

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, looking at her with a cute face, obviously this girl is wrong... Why was she so bold?

"Huh?"

"Did we make a mistake about the relationship between victims?" Lin Fan pointed to himself and said seriously: "I'm a victim! Why are you more justified than I am?"

As soon as the voice fell,

Lin Fan straightened his posture and asked solemnly, "Is there still a royal law, is there still a law?"

“...”

"You were drunk yesterday and did something to me... I... Of course I beat you up. Liu Yun'er pouted and said angrily: "Don't go to work for the next two days... Stay at home, yes... Don't eat spicy things these days, try to be light. ”

"When I come back from work today, I will help you bring medicine to invigorate blood and remove blood stasis, and you have to think of a way to cool your eyes. Liu Yun'er lay on the ground and said expressionlessly.

Lin Fan looked at the woman lying on the ground, a little overwhelmed... Said helplessly: "The queen is right. ”

"Big fool. ”

"Hurry up and remove the makeup from your face. Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan's appearance at the moment, and said helplessly: "There is Dior's makeup remover on the coffee table..."

"I..."

"What kind of makeup remover do I use as a big man, am I crazy?" Lin Fan said angrily.

Words fall,

Re-entered the bathroom.

At this time, Liu Yun'er heard the sound of water flowing from inside, but it didn't take long for her to see Lin Fan walk out and come to the coffee table, not knowing what she was looking for.

"Huh?"

"What does makeup remover look like?" Lin Fan asked.

“...”

"Don't you use it?" Liu Yun'er said angrily.

"It can't be washed off. Lin Fan said casually.

Then

Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes, silently stood up, helped Lin Fan find the so-called makeup remover, and said indifferently: "Wash it with facial cleanser first, and then use makeup remover... This is a special makeup remover for eyes and lips, this is a special makeup remover for the face, there are instructions for use on it, you can take your own time. ”

“...”

"The classification is so detailed?" Lin Fan said in surprise.

"Of course!" Liu Yun'er glanced at Lin Fan and said expressionlessly, "What are you still doing here?" ”

A few minutes later,

A brand-new Lin Fan appeared, but his right eye was a little swollen.

"Ugh..."

"It's a very young and handsome young man, if you say that you will break your appearance..."Lin Fan looked at his appearance at the moment, and felt helpless for a while.

Then

Liu Yun'er walked in and saw Lin Fan looking in the mirror, and said casually: "Don't take a look... It's not handsome in the first place. ”

"Hey!"

"If you're not handsome, can you find me?" Lin Fan said angrily: "I'm wondering... What did you think at the time? I don't talk about martial arts at all. ”

"Wu, you're big. ”

"Hurry up and get me out..."Liu Yun'er said angrily.

subsequently

Lin Fan walked out in a gloomy way, sitting on the sofa alone and playing with his mobile phone, playing... Lin Fan felt that he had been very unlucky recently, first he sprained his waist, and then he went out with Uncle Liu and was caught, and finally his eyes were swollen.

"What's the situation?"

"Why has your luck been so bad lately?" Lin Fan frowned and fell into deep thought.

It didn't take long for

Liu Yun'er came out of the bathroom, looked at Lin Fan who was sitting on the sofa thinking about life, and said indifferently: "I'm going to work... Are you going back to your room, or are you staying in my room?"

"Uh..."

"I'd better go back. Lin Fan stood up and said helplessly: "It's been more than half a month, and the number of days I have worked is less than a week." ”

“...”

"Isn't it good?"

"Paid time off. Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Anyway, can you read books at home? If you don't have the first place in the preliminary examination for graduate school, I... I'll let you sleep on the couch for the rest of your life!"

"Cut!"

"Who can't you look at?" Lin Fan said with a contemptuous face: "Just read the book, don't you read..."

...

When Liu Yun'er went to work,

Lin Fan sat in front of the computer and opened a certain game.

But after playing for half an hour, I turned off the client directly, because it was blown up by others.

Then

Lin Fan received a phone call, it was Liu Zhongtao.

"Hello?"

"Kobayashi?"

"I heard that you yesterday... You were beaten up yesterday?" asked Liu Zhongtao curiously.

"Ugh..."

"Yes!" Lin Fan sighed and said helplessly: "My eyes are all swollen." ”

Liu Zhongtao said bitterly: "I'm not much better... Xiaolin, it seems that the time we will get together in the future will be greatly reduced, we must find a way, by the way... In the future, when we talk on the phone, if we have our own women by our side, we will... Take an encrypted conversation. ”

Encrypted conversations?

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "How to encrypt?"

"Uh..."

"If you drink in the future, you can't say that you want to drink, you should change it to... Grain ** brewing symposium. Liu Zhongtao said seriously: "Singing can't be called singing... Call... Swimming in the ocean of music, foot washing can't be called foot washing, I think... Call... Called..."

Then

Lin Fan hurriedly said: "Through warm stimulation, promote the blood circulation of the whole body, relieve tension, and regulate the body's autonomic nerve function?"

“...”

"It's too long to remember. Liu Zhongtao vetoed Lin Fan's proposal and said solemnly: "That's it... Meet in the afternoon for a detailed discussion. ”

"Good!"

Long

It was afternoon.

Liu Zhongtao saw Lin Fan with a polarizer, and then... When Lin Fan took off his glasses, he couldn't help but be startled.

"So miserable?" Liu Zhongtao said in horror.

"Alas..."Lin Fan sighed deeply and said silently: "It's all fate. ”

“...”

"Put your glasses on... Look weird. Liu Zhongtao said bitterly.

"Oh..."

After Lin Fan put his glasses back on, he looked at the layout of this tea room, and said with a smile: "Uncle... It's a nice place. ”

"It's okay. ”

"Don't talk about this yet... We... It's time to unite!" Liu Zhongtao said earnestly: "If you don't unite, in the future... You and I don't even want to go out, and we can't even get into the bedroom at night. ”

"Hmm!"

"I think so too. Lin Fan said.

Words fall,

Lin Fan continued: "That uncle... Don't wait any longer, let's get started? ”

Followed by

The two big men began to discuss the encryption of the future call, and the two took almost every situation into account, and then continued to deliberate, and the encrypted conversation was also transcribed, asking for all to be recited.

About an hour and a half later,

Weng and his son-in-law finally got the encrypted text.

"Right to the right words. ”

"What does it mean if there are lights on the road?" asked Liu Zhongtao.

"Is it safe tonight?" Lin Fan said seriously: "If there is a light, it is not safe, there are people around, and if there is no light, it means that it is safe, and there is no one around." ”

"Hmm..."

"That's... If you ask me what the weather is like today, I say... What does it mean to be overcast and rainy?" asked Liu Zhongtao.

Lin Fan flipped through the notepad on his mobile phone, and then said, "You will die if you go out." ”

"Good!"

"That's it. Liu Zhongtao said with a smile: "But our two women are not fuel-efficient lamps, and the content will definitely be deciphered... Therefore, the encrypted version of the two of us must be updated all the time, so as not to be deciphered. ”

Lin Fan nodded: "Okay!"

Then

Lin Fan suddenly sighed, and said with a sad face: "Uncle... Do you think the two of us are too miserable? ”

Liu Zhongtao looked at Lin Fan, gently put down the teacup, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

“...”

"But this hell is more than eighteen floors. Lin Fan took off his glasses, pointed to his right eye, and said, "Look at it... It's all swollen. ”

"Man!"

"Be yourself. Liu Zhongtao said.

I...

Alas...

Tragedy!

Lin Fan sighed and said helplessly: "It's all your fault if I think about it, uncle, I said that I was single, and you stood up with a snap, soon... Introduced me to a tigress, uncle... You... Can you please put me a little mental damage fee?"

Hearing Lin Fan's words,

Liu Zhongtao glanced at him and said angrily: "No!"

"Forget it. Lin Fan picked up the teacup, took a sip gently, and said, "I'll go back first... By the way, go buy some medicine. ”

"Hmm. ”

...

Shen University,

An office.

Liu Yun'er was sitting in front of the computer writing a report, writing... She gave up.

“...”

"Don't write it!"

"I'm annoyed..."Liu Yun'er gave up directly, lying on the back of the chair, her brows tightly twisted.

In fact, she had a very hard time this day, because of the accident last night, that feeling... The thought of it makes me feel tired, even... There was even an inexplicable idea that wanted Lin Fan... Lin Fan got drunk again, and then... Do the same action as last night again.

"Phew!"

Liu Yun'er snorted three times in a row, hurriedly hugged her cheek, and suddenly felt a hot temperature.

I...

What was I thinking?

How can there be such ... Dirty thoughts?

But...

Liu Yun'er pursed her lips, but that feeling... It's true... It's really addictive.

"Calm down!"

"Be calm!"

Liu Yun'er pressed her temples and kept muttering: "Liu Yun'er... You're a famous condensed matter physicist, you can't think like that... Steady... Don't panic!"

But the luck in the misfortune,

That big idiot doesn't know what happened last night... Otherwise... He will definitely go to heaven.

Then

The corners of Liu Yun'er's mouth rose slightly, thinking that the big fool was quite pitiful, he kept crying and shouting to Mo, he didn't get to him last night, but he didn't know what it felt.

......