The first volume of Odd Jobs Against the Sky is not convinced
Lao Li is an old Jianghu, he has been running on the sea for so many years, he is well-informed, and his mind is also calm, haha laughed: "It's a joke to kill the boss, we can solve some small things by ourselves, but if you have any trouble after killing the boss, you might as well come to us, if it is in line with morality, our master will definitely lend a hand." ”
The killing boss suddenly flashed cold, and he stared at Lao Li's face.
"Haiyan Luo Lao Li naturally doesn't need my help, but when have you ever heard that the killing door will beg someone to do something? We have been begging us since ancient times! The man who killed the door shed blood and lost his life and did not ask for help!"
Fat Kill seemed to think that the sentence of killing the boss was very powerful, and he stiffened his chest: "Yes, the men who kill the door are all fucking heroes!"
He Peng coughed awkwardly, prompting him to kill his position.
Fat Kill immediately smiled and said: "The best men in the world are naturally the two masters of our killing door!"
Many people know that the overseas killer returned to China and merged with the local killer to become one, and they also know that the killer boss has become the master of the door today, but what are the two masters? Everyone is a little confused, is Jing Bo also the master?
Killing the boss has always been obsessed with this matter, but this matter is the only condition added by Jing Bo during the negotiation, if you agree, you will agree, and if you don't agree, you will fight!
Although overseas killers have been killers for many years, it does not mean that they are not traditional, the traditional Chinese inheritance remains in the bloodline of the killer boss, recognizing the ancestors and returning to China, which is almost the most important ideological and moral education that the members of the killing door receive when they are young.
Jing Bo only put forward this one condition, there is no room for bargaining to kill the boss, and he agreed after weighing it, and said in his heart, He Peng is just a person, and it is a time when a person dies, and after a few decades, killing the door is not only the only person recognized by Lao Tzu is the only master?
But He Peng is also the owner of the killing door is a fact that has to be admitted, and it is a fish bone that can't be spit out! It makes him very unhappy, so this time He Peng has something to ask the killing door to send someone to come, and he comes in person, he wants to take a good look at this He Peng, how can he dedicate himself, first forced the killer he shot out to lose the soldiers and return home, and then persuaded Jing Bo to agree to the merger with the power of one person, and the most important thing is that he really persuaded Jing Bo to give way to kill the boss!
This is almost an unimaginable thing to kill the boss, at first he just regarded this condition as a bargaining condition, and the best state is to let his people occupy more important positions in the killing door by giving up this condition, so as to empty the door master.
But Uncle Jing happily agreed, and said: "After the merger, all personnel will naturally be arranged by the door owner, but the matter of strictly abiding by the rules of killing the door agreed between you and He Peng will never be changed, and I also mention one condition." ”
The boss was overjoyed at that time, and asked anxiously: "Uncle Jing, you say, any conditions are easy to discuss!"
Jing Bo said: "I don't have to talk about this condition, I just told you, if you agree, you will merge, and if you don't agree, you will start a war!"
Killing the boss is still very scrupulous for Jing Bo, Huaxia killing the door is the orthodoxy of killing the door, Jing Bo's skills and assassination skills are the top, and he is ashamed of himself when he kills the boss, and it is naturally not what he wants to go to war.
Jing Bo said: "We have two existing positions in the door that you can't move, one is that the law enforcement of the door is held by the fat kill, but anyone who violates the rules of the door can be killed by the door master and down to the ordinary members!"
Kill the boss, I don't know who the fat kill is, I said in my heart that you can kill him if you let him kill him, it depends on whether he has the strength, so he agreed without hesitation!
Jing Bo said: "The second position is the position of the honorary sect master, He Peng is the honorary door master of my killing door, and when the killing door sees him, he wants to perform the gift of a disciple, and no one is allowed to disobey!"
As soon as he heard about killing the boss, he was blinded! Is what Jing Bo said about this the honorary master of the door? This is simply a great emperor, on the surface he is the honorary master of the door, and he has no real power, but everyone in the door has to give him the gift of being a disciple, so won't Lao Tzu be able to run away from being controlled by others even if he becomes the master of the door? On the surface, I have the final say, but as long as He Peng raises objections, what Lao Tzu says will become a fart!"
Killing the old nature refused to agree, the two sides grinded for two months on this issue, and finally each took a step back, the killing boss recognized He Peng as the honorary master of the killing door, as long as He Peng or the honorary master of the door will not change, the killing of the door up and down (except for the door master) saw He Peng to carry out the disciple ceremony, no one (except the door master) must not be disobedient!
killed the boss, I thought I had escaped the situation of being inferior (He Peng), but later the master told him" Boss, you are fooled, although you don't have to look at his face, but his power is still greater than yours, you think, you gave an order for people to execute, but He Peng disagreed, he told those disciples not to do that, then they want to carry out the disciple's ceremony, naturally they must obey, and they can't be disobedient, that is to say, as long as he says it, you give the opposite order, the disciples can't listen to you, because if you listen to you, you are disobedient to him. ”
When the killing boss heard this, he was furious: "I bought a watch, why didn't you say it earlier!"
The master smiled bitterly, the negotiation was decided by killing the boss for a long time and losing patience and patting his thigh on the spot, how could he have asked for his opinion.
The killing boss said in a relaxed tone: "It's okay, I'm still in charge of daily affairs, after a long time, people's hearts are towards me, no one will tell him what to do, even if he knows, what can the disciples do if they disobey him?"
The master said: "Boss, have you forgotten that there is a fat killing law enforcement? He has the power of life and death!"
As soon as the master said fat killing, killing the boss's face was even more bitter, that fat killing was simply a monster, super strong defense, super fast, super strength, and the recovery ability was even more amazing, killing the boss felt that if you didn't use rocket artillery, there was basically no possibility of victory, but it was almost impossible to achieve it with rocket artillery!
The killing boss accepted his fate, and sighed: "That's it, they have sincerity, we have to have it, we put up with him for decades and waited for our generation to burp, and the next generation of door masters I support can really take power, and our overseas killing will be regarded as a complete victory return." ”
The master sighed and whispered a few words in the ear of the killing boss.
The killing boss stood up in shock: "Dragon! Arowana, that dead fat man can't live for a long time, damn it, it seems that they are the ones who have the last laugh!"
Since then, the boss has been obsessed with He Peng and wants to meet He Peng, but He Peng was very busy at that time, and he was unwilling to be involved in the troubled waters of the killing door, so he politely refused several invitations to kill the boss, and this time, it was the first time they met.
As the leader of the killer, his eyesight is naturally very good, he just saw He Peng's extraordinaryness at a glance, if he is allowed to evaluate, he wants to use the words of the old beggar to deceive the child lollipop to describe He Peng, that is: Lao Tzu looks at your bones Qingqi, and the task of saving the world will be handed over to you!
So killing the boss is even more angry, he is not convinced, he is not convinced, He Peng's physical condition is better than him, he is taller than him, and he is more handsome than him!
So to kill the boss, I want to pick something to fight with He Peng.
The killing boss smiled humbly and said:
"As the saying goes, one mountain does not allow two tigers, and said, Wen Wu is the first and Wu is the second, so it is impossible for the best man to be two, so which one is better looking in Xia and He Sect Master, you have to compare it to know. ”
He Peng can hear it all these years, knowing that killing the boss is a war book, and sighing secretly, how can someone come to make trouble at any time!
He Peng arched his hand and said: "Exactly, this best man should be the master of the door, he is just a boy who does odd jobs, a carpenter who makes furniture for others, he really can't be called a good man, if you say that I am the first good carpenter, this can be taken on the next one, haha, the hero is still forget it!"
Killing the boss didn't expect He Peng to recognize the bear, in the killer's world, recognizing the bear will lose his job, and the heavy will lose his life, killing the boss and beating the bear has caused a lot of people, and there are not many people who take the initiative to recognize the bear, and they don't know how to speak for a while.
He Peng took the opportunity to smile and said: "Everyone, I really have something to ask you to help me today, don't waste time, let's talk inside." ”
Although He Peng is polite, but He Peng is the master of the door, and the words of the master of the door are orders, and these bigwigs of Lu Shengmen have long been surrendered to He Peng's five bodies, and at this time, they naturally bent over to give a disciple salute to the face.
Lao Li confessed to himself as Senior Brother Lu Shengmen, and immediately shouted first: "Obey the decree of the Sect Master!"
The crowd followed.
Fat Kill suddenly remembered that he saw that He Peng himself was also going to perform the disciple ceremony, so he bowed down slower than others, and shouted: "Obey the decree of the sect master!"
So there were only three people in the courtyard, one was He Peng, one was Liu Yishuang behind He Peng, and the other was to kill the boss.
The boss who has always forced others to be shorter suddenly had a feeling of standing out from the crowd, but he was not happy at all! I felt that He Peng was deliberately embarrassing himself!
So I held back my strength in my heart and entered the main hall of Lu Shengmen with He Peng!
In the empty hall, the statue of Lu Ban is offered on the incense case, in front of the case is a Taishi chair, in front of the Taishi chair is a vacant land, the ground is a wooden floor handmade of solid wood boards, and it looks very magnificent. Further on the clearing, there are a hundred and ten futons!
When He Peng saw this arrangement, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, and secretly complained to Lao Li, how could he make a good hall the same as the Taoist organization in the old society! According to He Peng's idea, he should make a big conference table, put a circle of luxurious sofas around it, and match it with a few more laptops, so that it looks like a modern Lu Shengmen!
This Lao Li really doesn't know how to keep pace with the times.
He Peng stood there awkwardly, not knowing where to go.
Lao Li said with a smile: "The master of the door, please sit down, in the hall of Lu Shengmen, only the master of the door can sit on the chair, and the disciples all have to sit on the futon to listen to the lecture!"