The first volume of Odd Jobs is crazy
He Peng still wanted to excuse himself, but Liu Yishuang said softly: "The rules must not be messed up." ”
He Peng had no choice but to walk to the edge of the Taishi's chair and said, "You can also pick up the right position to do it!"
Lao Li grabbed the middle seat of the front row and sat down, and shouted: "The door master has an order to pick up a suitable seat to sit, according to the order of entry, everyone should sit down with my reference." ”
Everyone looked for their seats with smiles on their faces, and the bigwigs who entered first sat cross-legged in the first row, and the big gold bricks sat next to Lao Li, as if they were the second senior brothers. Later, those who took refuge were seated in the back rows.
Liu Yishuang stood beside He Peng, like a guard, the fat man scratched his head and didn't know where to go, seeing Liu Yishuang standing next to He Peng, he hurriedly ran over and stood on the other side of He Peng, but on the other side, the big ash was lying on the ground and sticking out his tongue, he didn't dare to grab a position with the big ash and stood under the big ash.
In the end, he laughed and flattered Da Ash: "I said brother, you belong to the Zhenshan Divine Beast." ”
Big Gray gave him an angry look, and there was pride and contempt in his eyes.
Fat Kill didn't mind laughing, in his opinion, Big Ash didn't whine, he was already quite face-saving.
Everyone sat down, only the boss stood at the door embarrassed, it was not good to enter or retreat.
Fat Kill shouted: "Kill the door master, you are looking for a place to sit, you stand when everyone else is sitting, it can be regarded as you are big!"
Poof, Liu Yishuang couldn't help but giggle, everyone also covered their mouths, and even the big gray wolf eyes narrowed into crescents!
Killing the boss is already furious!
He Peng got up embarrassedly, "Oh, it's my fault, kill the boss, come and sit with you, who is that, Lao Li, hurry up and move the chair to let the guests sit." ”
Lao Li was just about to get up, but the boss said coldly: "No need, I'm standing fine." As he spoke, he took two steps and stood by the door, "As a top assassin, you must know which position is the safest, and standing can keep me mentally alert!"
When the killing boss spoke, he released the cold murderous aura, making the hairs of the big guys near him stand on end.
Fat Kill muttered in a low voice: "Garlic again." ”
He Peng didn't dare to laugh when he heard it, he really angered the boss, but it didn't end well.
However, there were a few young disciples with good qualifications outside the door, and they moved a chair in and placed it next to the killing boss.
He Peng smiled apologetically at the killing boss, and then entered the topic facing everyone!
"Everyone, I'm here today to borrow a boat from you!"
Lao Li said with a smile: "Door master, you can tell Lao Li what boat you want, Lao Li brags, Lao Li can't get the aircraft carrier, but Lao Li still has a way for other ships, what kind of ship do you want!"
He Peng smiled: "A ship that can go to sea!"
Regardless of whether they used to be engaged in timber trade or not, some time ago they were desperately trying to buy ships in order to compete for the export of timber to overseas, and everyone had some ships in their hands, and even some had relatively large fleets! The so-called fleet is not simple, it is unsafe in many places in ocean transportation, for example, Somali pirates threaten ocean trade, and if they can form a fleet, then there must be some guys in this fleet, at least they must be able to repel those young pirates with submachine guns before they dare to form a fleet, otherwise they will really become the captain of the pirate's transport team!
At first, they heard He Peng say that he wanted a boat, thinking that He Peng must be a great ship, but they were embarrassed to speak, but now when they heard him say that he just wanted to go to sea, they all scrambled to get up, these are the masters who want to understand, knowing that as long as He Peng is knotted, he will be indispensable to eat in the carpenter's line in the future!
"Lord, I have a big ship, a big ship of 3,000 tons, use mine!" someone shouted.
"Door master, I have a luxury cruise ship, where do you want to play, I'll open a special boat for you!"
"The door master, the door master, I have a lot of ships, and I can call seventy or eighty at any time, how many do you want!"
"Me too, I don't have as many as him, but twenty or thirty can still be helped. ”
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Killing the boss is the king of killers, so as a king of killers, his eyesight, ear power and memory are very outstanding, which one reported what boat, which reported several boats, he actually heard it really and remembered it clearly, so he was dumbfounded.
He made a rough estimate, and the number of these people quoted by these people, taken together, actually reached more than 1,000 ships, including more than 200 ocean-going freighters, more than 400 river tugboats, more than 200 ocean-going fishing boats, some yachts, luxury cruise ships, and even two people who reported warships!
Paralyzed, this group of people even dares to get a warship, it's really fatter than Lao Tzu!
The boss was originally looking down on this group of fat-headed and big-eared businessmen, but at this time, he felt ashamed of himself. If it's about the number of people, about the funds, and about the materials, these guys are all out of the house!
When He Peng heard that there was a warship, his eyes lit up, and he heard it clearly, it was Lao Li and Dajin Brick who said this, so he asked, "How can you two have a warship?"
Lao Li smiled: "Master of the door, I won't tell you, didn't Lao Li and the pirates have a vote some time ago, so he had to hide on the shore and didn't dare to go to the sea." ”
Everyone burst into laughter, this is not a secret, Lao Li's big mouth has told many people.
Lao Li glared and reprimanded: "Are there any rules? Senior brother speaks, don't make a fuss!"
Everyone covered their mouths, but they still puffed and laughed.
Lao Li had to pretend not to see and said: "Hey, some time ago, I was drinking, and a few friends said that many small governments have collapsed in the economic crisis, and weapons and warships have been taken out and sold, and my Lao Li bought one as soon as his brain was hot, hey, don't say it's really good and cheap, that big machine gun can do it! The muzzle of the artillery is so thick!"
Lao Li gestured proudly.
He Peng couldn't help but want to go up and kick him twice, this old guy really doesn't know how to write it, dare to buy that thing, where can you stop if you buy it? Any country you drive to is an armed invasion! I will sink you without hesitation.
"I said Lao Li!" He Peng said angrily: "Can you let people save some snacks, don't you buy warships, aren't you looking for people to clean up our Lu Shengmen?"
Lao Li said: "Door master, look at what you said, how can my Lao Li be so stupid, of course I bought a warship and won't drive it back, I also bought an island outside, supplies or anything is not a problem, hehe, Lao Tzu is asking the people under his hands to ponder that thing, when I can wait for the time I will go to the pirates arrogantly for a while, let them know that Lao Tzu is not easy to mess with." ”
He Peng nodded, this Lao Li seems to have really made a lot of money, otherwise he could have burned like this? But he knew where to put the ship, on the high seas, no one could care about driving a warship, as long as he paid attention to staying away from the warships of the US imperialists.
Turning his head and asking the big gold bricks, "Where is your ship from?"
Dajin Brick said: "I asked Lao Li to buy it, I have been a military fan since I was a child, this opportunity is so good, if I didn't buy a fighter plane and there is nowhere to stop, I will buy one." ”
Dajin Brick turned his head and discussed with Lao Li: "Damn, Lao Li, you can't build an airstrip on your island, if you build a runway, I will buy a fighter plane back, damn it's the main fighter in World War II, it's my favorite!"
Lao Li slapped the big gold brick on the head, "You kid, this is a pig brain, I buy a small island to repair the fighter runway, can the island still be mine!"
Everyone couldn't laugh anymore, and even killing the boss was drenched in cold sweat.
These two are either too two or too crazy, do you play like this? You can defeat a small country by uniting together.
Killing the boss suddenly wants to join the nationality of which country and participate in the civil war, they may really be able to defeat it, then won't they become His Majesty the King?
The old ambassador shook his head vigorously, and threw the crazy thought out of his head.
Then he stared at He Peng fiercely, and said in his heart, this kid shouldn't have shown me on purpose, the carpenters are like this, this world is too crazy, so that the killer has no sense of security.
He Peng nodded and said, "Okay, I will requisition your two whizzing boats first, you have no opinion." ”
The two of them immediately said: "No opinion, no opinion, door master, which country are you going to fight, take us to have a good time, okay?"
He Peng laughed angrily and said: "I won't hide it from you, my daughter-in-law was kidnapped, I suspect that the pirates did it, I requisitioned your ship just to fight pirates at sea and force them to negotiate!"
Immediately, a Shaanxi bigwig stood up and said: "Say the master, two ships are not enough, I have seventeen ocean-going freighters, and I can fight pirates with machine guns, and many of my brothers have been soldiers, and they are familiar with playing those things, you don't use it, if you use me to give you both ships and people!"
He Peng said: "There is no need for machine guns, it is taboo to get that thing, I want to come to the ship can only be equipped with water cannons, I will be responsible for the transformation of the money, I will equip them with ramming angles, ramming and water cannons are the main attack methods, so the boat may not be able to go back if I lend it to me, are you willing?"
"Yes! Even if it is given to the door owner, I will put forward one condition!"
He Peng said in his heart that the merchant is very profitable, this is to ask me to take care of him in the future, but I need these large freighters, and the impact is more powerful.
So he said, "You say, whatever you want, I will give you what I can." ”
The Shaanxi boss smiled: "I don't want anything, I just thought about fighting pirates, the master, when you go out to sea to hit pirates, I asked to be a captain, I want to destroy them personally!"
He Peng's eyes couldn't help but widen, damn, is this a timber merchant?
The man was embarrassed and said: "I don't mean anything else, it's just that I watched too many Superman cartoons when I was a child, and I always dreamed of saving the world, and I don't have a chance, I think fighting pirates can fulfill my dream, I'm willing to go out to the ship to help people, I don't want anything, just ask the master to let me be a captain for you!"