night

Lin Fan wore his father-in-law's clothes and pants, came to a bedroom, and got into it comfortably. For him, in fact, the harvest is quite huge, first of all, he was happy for a while, and then he met his girlfriend's parents.

I never thought that this world would be so small... His own leader is his own father-in-law.

No wonder...

He was so good to himself.

Then

Lin Fan suddenly received a WeChat message from Liu Yun'er.

Yun: Hey, did you sleep?

Lin: I just took a shower and got into the bed.

Cloud: Uh...

Yun: I can't sleep.

Yun: You... Hurry up to my room, I'll open the door for you.

Lin: Isn't that okay? Right under your parents' noses, I sneaked into your room, and... Will this have a bad effect?

Yun: You... Why are you talking so much nonsense?

Yun: Do you want to come?

Lin: Here we are... Hold on.

Lin Fan lifted his quilt, gently opened the door of the room, and crept out, sure enough... The big goblin's door was hidden, and it seemed that she was already a little nervous.

"Baby?"

"I'm coming!"

Although it was pitch black at the moment, people could still be seen lying on the bed.

"Hurry up!"

"Don't grind. Liu Yun'er said angrily.

The next second,

Lin Fan went directly into the big goblin's bed, and not long after he lay in, the big goblin couldn't help but burrow into Lin Fan's arms, and then found the most comfortable position for himself and silently stuck to his chest.

"Baby?"

"Anyway, I don't seem to have been here. Lin Fan hugged the big goblin and said seriously: "Do you have two houses in your family?"

"There is only one set. ”

"You went to our house before. Liu Yun'er said.

"What about here?" Lin Fan asked.

Liu Yun'er pursed her lips and pondered for a moment... said: "This villa is provided by Shen City, my mother... My mom is the mayor of Shin City. ”

Hearing the words of the big goblin, Lin Fan trembled, looked at Yun'er in his arms with a frightened expression, and asked, "Are you joking with me? You said that Aunt Xia is the mayor of Shen City? Do you know what this concept is?"

"What are you lying to do?" Liu Yun'er said angrily: "If you don't believe it, forget it." ”

"It's not..."

"It's... This is a little bit..."Lin Fan didn't know how to describe it, and said cautiously: "It's a bit unbelievable, you said that I... I actually soaked in the daughter of the mayor of Shen City, I didn't believe it, people will definitely think I'm a psychopath. ”

"Humph!"

"So you have to be obedient. Liu Yun'er pouted her little mouth and said angrily: "Dare to be sorry for me... I'll get you up in minutes!"

Lin Fan frowned and said seriously, "It's not right... Then why do you live in an apartment?"

"I..."

"I live in the apartment because I think my parents are nagging all the time. Liu Yun'er said helplessly: "I am urged to find a boyfriend every day, and I am a little annoyed by urging... I knew that I moved out, and who knew that I had moved to the opposite door of yours, it really me off..."

Lin Fan smiled awkwardly, hugged the big goblin tighter, and said gently, "It seems... The two of us are destined. ”

"Idiot..."

Liu Yun'er glanced at her and lay quietly in Lin Fan's arms, at this moment... Suddenly, her body trembled, and then the muscles all over her body tensed.

"You..."

"Don't touch it..."Liu Yun'er's voice trembled a little, and at the same time there was a hint of numbness.

"Hey, hey..."

Lin Fan leaned into the ear of the big goblin and said with a grin: "Baby... Your ass is so round. ”

The next second,

A sharp pain swept through his body, causing Lin Fan to gasp.

"Oops..."

"It hurts, it hurts..."Lin Fan begged for mercy in pain: "I... I was wrong, I won't touch it in the future. ”

“...”

"Hooligans!" Liu Yun'er's face was crimson, she glanced at Lin Fan, and said softly: "In the future... After that, you are only allowed to touch it twice a day. ”

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, and then said with a lewd face: "Touch twice a day, for twelve hours at a time?"

Hearing Lin Fan's words,

was so angry that Liu Yun'er twisted the meat on his waist again.

"Don't give me an inch. Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Every day you know that you are bullying me... If you had used half of my bullying energy to do scientific experiments, you would have become a great scientist long ago. ”

"I don't want to be a scientist, I want to be... Mountaineer, rock climber, abyssal explorer. Lin Fan said seriously.

This...

What kind of mess is this?

Liu Yun'er looked at him blankly.

"Hey, hey..."

"That's it..."Lin Fan leaned into Liu Yun'er's ear and said softly.

In a flash

Liu Yun'er was so ashamed that her face was flushed, and then she grabbed Lin Fan's arm and bit it down directly.

"Hiss~"

"No more... Loosen your mouth!" Lin Fan's face twisted in pain.

"Humph!"

"Just know it hurts. Liu Yun'er said angrily.

Then

Lin Fan's expression was a little nervous, and he asked cautiously, "Baby... I... I'm probably going to the hospital. ”

"Huh?"

"You... Are you uncomfortable?" Liu Yun'er suddenly panicked.

"It's not..."

"I'm going to get a rabies shot, or else... You're going to get rabies. Lin Fan said seriously.

Suddenly

Liu Yun'er reacted, so angry that she reached out and twisted his cheek and kneaded it vigorously.

"I'm!"

"It's still so arrogant in my house!" Liu Yun'er said with an angry face: "Kill you!"

Under the ravages of Liu Yun'er, Lin Fan's still handsome face was constantly transformed... After a few minutes, the goblin seemed a little tired and gasped for air.

"Ugh..."

"Go downstairs and pour me a glass of water. Liu Yun'er said breathlessly.

"Hmm..."

Lin Fan lifted the quilt, came down from the soft Simmons, and came all the way to the living room, but saw a scene that made people laugh and cry, his father-in-law was wrapped in the quilt, and he was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, that lonely and lonely appearance, it was really happy to watch.

“...”

"Uncle?"

"Don't you go into the house to sleep?" Lin Fan asked with a smug face.

"Are you deliberately mocking me?" Liu Zhongtao put down his mobile phone, propped himself up, sat on the sofa and looked at Lin Fan, and said angrily: "You kid... It was so uninteresting that they sold me in the end. ”

Lin Fan said embarrassedly and politely: "I'm helpless, otherwise I'll be the one who sleeps here." ”

"Ugh..."

"It's so hard. Liu Zhongtao sighed and said helplessly: "Xiaolin... In the future, the two of us will have a harder time. ”

“...”

"What should I do then?" Lin Fan sat on the side and said with a sad face: "I heard Yun'er say that Aunt Xia is the mayor, or... Uncle, forget it... Let's be honest, we are not Wu Song, and we can't beat these two tigresses. ”

Liu Zhongtao glanced at him, and said with disdain: "Although she is the mayor, she is still my wife, what about your mother-in-law, what are you panicking about... But let's be honest these days, we can't be caught again, we can be caught again... You may not be able to eat and walk around. ”

"Hmm!"

"That's what I thought, too. Lin Fan glanced at Liu Zhongtao and said cautiously: "Uncle... Can we sign a deal? You and I both have evidence that can destroy each other, so... Nothing happens to us, and we can't use this evidence. ”

"Good!"

"I swear first... I'm not going to use that evidence. Liu Zhongtao said seriously.

"Me too!" Lin Fan said immediately.

Then

Lin Fan suddenly thought of something, and asked cautiously, "Uncle... The watch, motorcycle, and suit that Yun'er gave me shouldn't all be yours, right?"

Speaking of these things,

Liu Zhongtao's emotions were a little excited, and he said with an annoyed face: "Isn't this nonsense? Do you really think that your woman bought it for you? It was all deceived from me." ”

“...”

"I mean... When you see those things, it seems like the whole person is a little lost. Lin Fan smiled and said silently, "Do you want to give it back to you?"

"Forget it. ”

"It's all my own family. Liu Zhongtao sighed and said seriously: "I thought about it just now, why were the three of us easily toyed with by your mother-in-law, I think... The three of us are greedy for life, afraid of death, greedy for enjoyment. ”

“...”

"So what?" Lin Fan asked.

"So!"

"I'm planning for the three of us to go bungee jumping and practice our guts. Liu Zhongtao said.

Lin Fan was silent for a moment, and said in a low voice: "Uncle... Is it too late for me to quit Audio-Technica?"

"Watches, motorcycles, suits and trousers, all return to me!" Liu Zhongtao said angrily.

“...”

"Life is a person of the Iron Triangle, death is the ghost of the Iron Triangle, and the soul of the Iron Triangle is burning in my heart!" Lin Fan said seriously: "I participate!"

"Good!"

"The code name of this event is called... Die Hard, what do you think?" asked Liu Zhongtao.

Lin Fan nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, it sounds a bit domineering." ”

Then

Lin Fan suddenly realized what he was doing downstairs, hurriedly stood up, and said, "We've been talking for too long... I almost forgot to get down to business. ”

After that,

Picked up the cup on the coffee table and left silently.

In less than a minute,

Lin Fan held a water glass, passed by the sofa where Liu Zhongtao was lying, and hadn't walked a few steps before he suddenly turned around and asked, "Uncle, is it lonely to sleep on the sofa alone?"

“...”

"Aren't you sleeping alone, what's the difference between you and me?" Liu Zhongtao said angrily.

Lin Fan smiled and said sheepishly, "No... Your daughter asked me to sneak into her room and sleep with her in my arms. ”

“...”

"Hurry up and get out of here!" Liu Zhongtao was half angry and half dead.

"Hey~"

"Walked away. Lin Fan didn't dare to go too far, if he made the old man angry, it would be over.

Just when Lin Fan just walked to the staircase, suddenly... Liu Zhongtao spoke.

"Kobayashi!"

"I suddenly had a strong premonition that you might soon be out of the house and sleep on the couch with me. Liu Zhongtao said.

......