"Impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

Lin Fan held a glass full of water in one hand, waved his arm in the other, and said seriously: "I can't be driven out... Uncle... You're left alone, I... I went up first. ”

"Goodbye!"

After that,

Lin Fan ran away directly, leaving Liu Zhongtao lying on the sofa alone, his face full of resentment towards his son-in-law.

Gently pushing open the door, Lin Fan said with a smile: "Baby... The water is coming. ”

“...”

"Why have you been there for so long?" Liu Yun'er propped herself up and said with an annoyed face: "Just pour a glass of water, it took you a full five minutes, did you go to do something bad?"

"Hey, hey..."

"How is that possible... Even if it's to do something bad, it can't be five minutes, right?" Lin Fan said with a proud face: "I'm a person... Start in an hour!"

Liu Yun'er didn't understand what he was saying, but she didn't want to ask anything more, so she took a sip after getting the water glass, and then got into the quilt with Lin Fan.

Then

Lin Fan said to the big goblin in his arms, "That's right... I just went downstairs and saw your dad sleeping on the couch. ”

"Hmm..."

"It's just a day or two of sleep, no more than a week at most. Liu Yun'er said indifferently: "My mother seems to be very fierce to my father, but in fact, she is very good to my father, and she belongs to the kind of person who has a knife mouth and a tofu heart." ”

"Really?"

Lin Fan nodded, hugged the big goblin in his arms tighter, and asked, "By the way, my Breguet watch, as well as the BMW motorcycle, are they all your father's?"

“...”

"Did he tell you?" asked Liu Yun'er in surprise.

"Nope. ”

"I don't feel right... Because when your dad saw the watch, his expression... It's worse than eating a swallow of. Lin Fan explained: "I thought he was jealous, but now I think about it... That's what heartache looks like. ”

Speaking of which,

Lin Fan sighed and said earnestly: "I can't have a daughter like you in the future." ”

"What's wrong with me?" Liu Yun'er was so angry that she said angrily: "I'm all about you, and you still dislike me for coming." ”

"Hey, hey!"

"You're like this... Of course I like it, but my daughter can't be like you. Lin Fan said shyly: "That's right... Your dad still has a lot of tea and cigarettes in his office, or... Do you want to come for me?"

Liu Yun'er glanced at her, and said angrily: "Go and ask for it yourself!"

"Ugh..."

"I'm going to ask for... I'm afraid he won't give it to me. Lin Fan sighed and said silently: "It's better for you to ask for it, you are his daughter, as long as you open your mouth... Definitely for you. ”

“...”

"That's my dad!" Liu Yun'er twisted Lin Fan angrily, and said angrily: "You let me go to pit my dad... What do you think?"

Lin Fan smiled, gently approached Liu Yun'er's face, then kissed it, and said softly, "Baby... Help me get some. ”

Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes a little shyly, and said softly, "That... Then I'll go get a little bit and explain it beforehand... I'll just take a little bit. ”

"Hmm!"

"Take... The most expensive and the best!" Lin Fan said seriously.

Words fall,

Lin Fan felt a pain in his thigh.

"I'm!"

"Since being with you, I have found myself to be a liar and a thief. Liu Yun'er said with an annoyed face, "Did you cast any magic on me?"

"How could it be. ”

Lin Fan kissed the big goblin's cheek again, and said affectionately, "Baby... This may be the power of love. ”

"Humph!"

"Just your mouth is sweet!" Liu Yun'er's head was pressed against his chest, and he said silently: "Stupid... If we are all old in the future, and I am leaving before you, you must take good care of yourself and don't think about death... If you really can't do it, find a wife. ”

In fact

This question is very easy to answer, Lin Fan will never make a mistake on this question, however... I don't know what the situation is, Lin Fan's brain is confused, probably because Yun'er is too fragrant, and he is stupid.

“...”

"Yun'er... I want to find a young one, can I?" Lin Fan asked seriously.

...

Downstairs living room,

Liu Zhongtao was lying on the sofa watching the news, in fact, he liked the feeling of sleeping on the sofa, anyway, he always lay on the sofa seven or eight days a month.

suddenly

He heard movement coming from upstairs.

"Get out!"

"Get me out of here!"

Listen to the voice,

Liu Zhongtao was stunned for a moment, propped himself up and looked upstairs.

"Who told you to go to the guest room?"

"I'll let you go to the couch in the living room!"

Then

Liu Zhongtao showed a knowing smile, it seems... His own son-in-law was also kicked out.

"It's your quilt!"

"Hurry up and grab your quilt and go to the sofa downstairs!"

Followed by

Then I heard the sound of the door locking, and then another slamming of the door.

soon

Liu Zhongtao saw his son-in-law, holding a quilt, and walked down the stairs slowly, Weng and his son-in-law looked at each other at a long distance, and saw each other's inner thoughts in each other's eyes, Lin Fan was a little sad, and Liu Zhongtao was a little happy.

"Uncle..."

"I'm here to accompany you. Lin Fan said embarrassedly.

"Hehe..."

"I'll just say, you'll definitely come down, and you weren't convinced at the time. Liu Zhongtao said with a smile: "What... You sleep on that little couch. ”

"Oh..."

Lin Fan reluctantly walked onto the small sofa, and then lay there sideways, covered with a quilt, at this time... The atmosphere in the living room was somewhat quiet, neither of them spoke, lying quietly on the sofa and playing with their phones.

At this point,

Lin Fan glanced at Liu Zhongtao, who was lying very comfortably on the big sofa, and suddenly felt a little unbalanced in his heart, and said, "Uncle... Can you sleep?"

"Can't sleep. ”

"Otherwise, I wouldn't be playing with my phone. Liu Zhongtao said indifferently.

"Do you know why?" Lin Fan said seriously.

"Why?" Liu Zhongtao asked casually.

Lin Fan pursed his lips and said solemnly: "Because of your son-in-law and I... Sleeping on a small couch, can you still fall asleep? Of course you can't. ”

“...”

"Want to change?" Liu Zhongtao said angrily: "There is no door!"

"Ugh..."

After being rejected, Lin Fan sighed deeply, picked up his mobile phone again and began to scroll through Weibo.

Playing and playing,

The two began to exchange ideas, such as what kind of wine is delicious, what bath is comfortable to soak, and which store has the best technical massage techniques.

"Uncle?"

"I have a question... Why do you always like peanuts when you drink?" Lin Fan asked curiously.

"Don't understand, do you?"

"There's a lot of learning in it. Liu Zhongtao said with a smile: "Peanuts... It's the best thing to judge the amount of alcohol that the other party drinks, and everyone uses chopsticks at first, but in the back... If you have already caught it again and the other person is still using chopsticks, it means that you have a worse amount of alcohol than the other person. ”

"Oh!"

"Listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years!" Lin Fan suddenly realized: "It makes sense." ”

suddenly

Xia Meifang stepped on her slippers and came down.

Followed by

She saw her husband and son-in-law, each lying on the sofa sleeping, and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

"Kobayashi?"

"You... Why are you on the sofa too?" Xia Meifang asked confusedly.

"Huh?"

"Uh... There was a bit of an accident. Lin Fan said helplessly.

“...”

Xia Meifang pondered for a while, and probably guessed why, it is estimated that she sneaked into Xiaoyun's room, and then this kid provoked her daughter again, and was kicked out directly, and then the guest room was locked by her daughter.

Alas...

Never mind

This is a matter between a daughter and a son-in-law, and it is not easy for me to meddle in anything.

A daughter cannot be deprived of the right to educate her husband.

"Alas!"

"Zhong Tao!"

"You saw Xiao Lin lying on the small sofa, are you embarrassed to continue lying on the big sofa?" Xia Meifang said angrily: "And Xiao Lin's waist is not good, you quickly change it with him." ”

Liu Zhongtao was stunned, looked at his wife in horror, and said in a squeaky voice: "I... This..."

"What I don't mine, it's not this. ”

"If you want to change it, you can change it. ”

ultimately

Lin Fan slept on the big sofa as he wished, and I have to say... The big one is comfortable.

"You two are fine, stop making trouble. Xia Meifang said, "I'll go upstairs first." ”

Seeing Xia Meifang go upstairs, Liu Zhongtao put his gaze back on Lin Fan, and his eyes revealed a thick grievance.

...

Following

Liu Yun'er was still lying on the bed, but she was woken up directly by a phone call.

"Xiao Yun'er?"

"At twelve o'clock in the afternoon today, come to the airport to pick us up. The caller was Song Yuxi, and her tone was a little brisk at this time.

“...”

"I'm not free!" Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Take a taxi by yourself." ”

"Don't!"

"I bought you a gift. Song Yuxi smiled and said, "Don't forget... Twelve o'clock in the afternoon. ”

syllable

Hang up directly.

Liu Yun'er looked at her phone and found that it was already seven o'clock at this time, so she couldn't help stretching her waist, put on her clothes and pants, and walked out of her bedroom.

Downstairs

To the living room,

I saw Lin Fan lying on the sofa, sleeping soundly.

Quietly walked to his side and looked at Lin Da's pig's trotters... Suddenly, the naughtiness buried deep in my heart suddenly poured out.

afterwards

The big goblin pinched Lin Fan's nose.

Moments later,

Lin Fan woke up... When I opened my eyes, I saw Liu Yun'er's beautiful face, and I didn't even think about it... Dragged the goblin in.

"Oops..."

"You're going to die!"

"What if my parents find out?"

Although he said tough words, his body involuntarily shrank into Lin Fan's arms.

"Hey, hey..."

"Wouldn't that be more exciting?" Lin Fan said with a grin.

"Idiot!"

Liu Yun'er glanced at her and asked silently, "Where is my dad?"

"I don't know. ”

"Maybe I'm going to buy breakfast, right?" Lin Fan whispered his hand to the big goblin's ass as he spoke.

Suddenly

Liu Yun'er trembled all over, and her handsome face instantly turned red.

"Bullying me again!"

"I... I'll bite you to death!" Liu Yun'er launched a counterattack and bit Lin Fan's shoulder in one fell swoop.

however

At this moment,

Xia Meifang had already walked out of the door and went downstairs unhurriedly, and then saw her daughter and son-in-law hugging each other on the sofa.

now

Lin Fan also found his mother-in-law standing at the top of the stairs with a frightened face, and he was stunned for a while.

"Finally enough?"

"You dead ghost... It's going to be touched in the morning!" Liu Yun'er didn't know what the situation was, and was scolding with shame on her face.

......