"Ladies and gentlemen, I am Caphora, and as the Executive Director of the 1979 OMGE American Chapter, I am honored to report that among our guests here today is a special guest from a faraway land.

At a very young age, as far as I know, when he was a child, in the course of his father's medical practice, who followed him as a doctor, he discovered that patients who were on antibiotics and antiseptics usually alleviated the adverse effects of the stomach.

At the same time, he grew up feeling the role of his father as a doctor for patients, so he enrolled in the local medical school after graduating from high school, and during his subsequent graduate studies, he discovered Helicobacter in the stomach, which we thought could not have bacteria.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Zheng Jianguo with warm applause, it is his persistence that unveils Helicobacter pylori for us, and it is also his dedication and courage to prove the pathogenicity of the germ, thus helping millions of gastritis patients around the world to get the right treatment——"

With Caphora's voice, warm applause rang out, and a pillar of light suddenly appeared in the dark hall, which accurately hit Zheng Jianguo's body, and the light that came in an instant pierced his eyes, but he knew that this was not the time to care about these, but nodded to the people on the dozen tables around him with a smile.

And with Zheng Jianguo's movements, the voice of Caphora on the stage also changed: "Thank you, thank you very much Zheng Jianguo for coming, in the past year, the name of Helicobacter pylori has spread all over the world, and based on Zheng's unreserved dedication to detection, this has helped researchers around the world to identify suspected carriers."

Thanks to Zheng's dedication, the Board of Directors of the OMGE American Chapter unanimously decided to admit Zheng Jianguo as a special director of the OMGE American Chapter and fully participate in the work of the OMGE Chapter.

"Whoa—"

In the applause again, Zheng Jianguo stepped on the podium with more enthusiastic applause than before, and looked at the forty or fifty people on the dozen tables below, he has now confirmed that these comrades are the state leaders of the OMGE American branch in fifty states, and his heart was instantly relieved that he could hold a dinner party in this obviously high-end club, but he said with a shy smile on his face: " Thank you, thank you, Dr. Caphora, thank you to all the directors of the OMGE American Chapter, I am very excited to be a special director of the OMGE American Chapter, which means that Helicobacter pylori will have its worst enemy.

Throughout the past few centuries, the speed of human development has been increasing day by day, and when people dreamed of having a car that could travel thousands of miles a day a hundred years ago, we now dream of flying to Mars!

Because we have now completed the moon landing program, which has shattered the myths and legends about the moon around the world, where there is no Chang'e with a moon rabbit in her arms living in Asgard, and there is no moon god Selene and her palace.

Okay, now that we've landed on the moon and people can walk on the moon, I want to put forward a hypothesis, which is to let everyone imagine what the greatest invention of mankind has ever been!"

"Buzz—"

There were whispers under the podium, and someone raised his hand and wanted to speak, but Zheng Jianguo ignored the actions of these people, raised his hand and waved a smile: "What I think is different from everyone's answer——"

"Zheng—"

The Caphora next to him opened his mouth with a stiff smile, and Zheng Jianguo also restrained the smile on his face and said: "Some people may say that the greatest invention is the space shuttle, which is the tool that carries us to the moon, and it is also the most cutting-edge scientific and technological crystallization in the history of mankind, you are right."

Because the aero engine is the most shining pearl in the crown of human industry, it is the culmination of human modern industry, but it is useless to ordinary people, for you and me, that is, when you go on a long-distance trip, aside from this, I think the greatest invention in human history is the toilet. ”

"Haha-"

A few shrill laughter sounded and disappeared, Zheng Jianguo's gaze swept over most of the faces that showed thoughtful expressions, looked at these colorful eyes and concerned faces that seemed to have gained, shrugged his shoulders and said: "There was laughter just now, but now it is gone, which makes me feel that you agree with my statement, according to my observation and analysis, people will spend two to three years on the toilet in their lives, of course, this is regardless of gender - ladies will only be longer." ”

"Huh-"

As Zheng Jianguo's voice sounded a burst of good-natured laughter, he continued to speak with a smile on his face: "Now there are about 4.5 billion people in the world, but there are 2.5 billion people who do not have toilets, and they usually go to the toilet anywhere, and about 1 billion of these 2.5 billion people are children, which are composed of children from birth to 16 years old.

They don't have toilets, so they don't have the habit of washing their hands after using the toilet, after all, they don't even have a toilet and don't have to talk about hygiene, and according to my current research, the transmission of Helicobacter pylori is from the mouth into the human body, which is the only way to infect.

Now that we have the conditions and the data, then we put this data into one-fifth of the infection rate of Helicobacter pylori found in Europe and the United States, which is the proportion of more than 200 million children infected, plus the Helicobacter pylori infection is in the family unit, which is at least 70 or 80 million families! 5 to 1 billion people!

And this is still confirmed by the proportion of infections in developed countries such as Europe and the United States that have promoted public health facilities, and if we take the infection probability of the Republic of Qi Province in terms of the infection probability, dear members of the OMGE American Chapter, I can say that the number of infections in the world exceeds 1.5 billion, which means that one-third of all human beings in the world are carriers of Helicobacter pylori!"

Zheng Jianguo's voice fell, and the whole banquet hall suddenly heard the needles falling, looking at the faces of men, women and children one by one, these people were stunned, surprised, shocked, and ignored, but Zheng Jianguo didn't take it to heart, because these things were the data in his memory: "For you, me and my colleagues in the medical field, the greatest invention in the world is not penicillin, which has saved hundreds of millions of people, but the "sanitary equipment" represented by the toilet In the past two hundred years, the popularization of modern public facilities has greatly extended the life expectancy of human beings.

As gastroenterologists, you and I are witnesses to the Great Wall of public facilities, and the factors from diarrhea to gastrointestinal cancer are caused by unhygienic habits, according to my family, it is the entrance of diseases and insects.

Last year, UNICEF (United Nations Children's Fund) under the WHO (WHO) adopted a statement that primary health care was conditional on achieving the 2000 goal of health care for all, so what can we OMGE do?"

“OMGE！！！”

Zheng Jianguo's words removed the American branch, but directly changed to our OMGE title, and as his voice fell, Kaphora felt her heart beat heavily, she never thought that OMGE could be used alongside the WHO, after all, the former is just a loose organization spontaneously formed by civil academic groups in various countries, and the latter is a subordinate agency of the United Nations established by the official representatives of various countries!!

One is a civil society organization!

One is the official representative!

Although most of the people here still have identities on the side, Caphora has never felt this kind of heartbeat, of course, Zheng Jianguo also quickly said the plan he had prepared a long time ago: "I feel that we can propose to colleagues around the world to convene an international conference on Helicobacter pylori and related microorganisms as soon as possible——"

"Oh, this is really a very constructive proposal, thank you Zheng Jianguo, thank you, now our banquet has officially begun-"

Caphora smiled elegantly and threw Zheng Jianguo off the stage, but not long after he returned to his seat, he brought a glass of wine from the waiter's tray to him, watched him stuff a piece of shrimp meat into his mouth, and said with a smile: "Zheng Jianguo, do you know why I invited you to come over now? After all, it has been a year and six months since you discovered Helicobacter——"

"Why?"

Zheng Jianguo wiped the stains on his hands on the tablecloth without a trace, and then a pair of eyes fell on the wine glass she held in front of the pompous thing, and an unbelievable thought flashed in his mind, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Is it because of drinking?"

"Yes, you're smart, to be exact, these aren't alcoholic beverages, most of them are less than five percent alcoholic beverages, just considering your age, in order to avoid having you clink glasses with us with a drink, so I decided to wait until you're an adult before inviting you to join the OMGE-"

Caphora said and didn't forget to smile at the man and woman next to him, Zheng Jianguo also showed his back molars and laughed, the law in the United States at this time is that alcohol is forbidden under the age of 18, and he doesn't know that in a few years of 84, this age limit will be enlarged to under 21 years old, immediately picked up the wine glass she handed over and touched it with the two people next to him, raised it and took a sip and said with a smile on his face: "It feels very good, but I don't know what kind of wine this is, my family is forty or fifty percent liquor——"

"That's alcohol~"

The woman next to her said with a smile, and Zheng Jianguo nodded and said, "According to the standards here, that's alcohol, but Dr. Caphora, what do you think of my previous advice?"

"The OMGE meeting is held every four years, and the last time it was held in 1978, but your suggestion is very constructive—"

Caphora took a sip and soon said that the color of her pretty face and neck turned pink, Zheng Jianguo's eyes couldn't help but flicker, he didn't expect this person's alcohol consumption to be so small, many people think that people with a red face and a thick neck who drink alcohol are good in drinking, in fact, this is because the liver can't decompose ethanol, in other words, this kind of person's alcohol consumption is not good, but his focus is not on this mature woman who is obviously running four: "That is something that can be considered?"

"You are a special director, of course your suggestion is worth paying attention to, plus up to now, Helicobacter, Helicobacter pylori, your Helicobacter pylori has become a hot spot in the gastrointestinal and digestive department, but everyone is frightened by your exaggerated research speed——"

Caphora raised his eyebrows as he spoke, others said that it was a "Lancet" a year, and I was afraid that I would not be able to get it in my life, but this product was since I found it last year, and in just one and a half years, I smashed five articles in "Lancet" Above, from discovery to pathogenicity to contagiousness and the recent co-publication of the mechanism of infection, even if it is a person who has picked up Helicobacter pylori and even lost his underwear, as far as she knows, most gastroenterologists have never seen what this thing looks like.

"It's limited by the American health care system—"

Zheng Jianguo said and spread out his hand at the crowd of three or five in the distance, until he saw that Caphora in front of him looked stunned and fell into thought, and then shrugged his shoulders and said: "According to the medical system here, I can't get the biopsy results of more than 10,000 pylori patients and 30,000 follow-up infection studies in my life, which is impossible to do in the United States, because no one will give up their patients, and the law does not allow them to share patients' medical records, this is their privacy——"

"But abroad, it's different!"

Caphora's eyes widened instantly, and his slender index finger pointed at Zheng Jianguo, and the latter showed a bright smile, nodded and said: "Well, what Dr. Caphora said is ~ If I am in China, the patients very much hope that I can analyze their cases, even if some doctors have opinions, it is useless——"

"Zheng, if my stomach is upset, I will also find you, after all, I need you to help me treat this Helicobacter pylori, if I get infected with it, after all, you think this thing will cause cancer-"

The man next to him said with a dim light reflected in his head, and the woman next to him also laughed: "Yes, we also hope that if there is a need, we can communicate with each other—"

"Oh, Isa—"

Caphora silently glanced at the woman and then landed on Zheng Jianguo's face, shook her high eyebrows left and right, and said, "Isha is still a specialist in andrology - Zheng You can consider her if you need her!"

“——”

Silently looked at the woman named Isa, Zheng Jianguo confirmed from the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes that this was not a sister, this was an aunt, fortunately, his current identity was a medical student and a director of the OMGE American chapter, and after a thought flashed in his mind, he nodded and said, "Okay, Dr. Isa, if I need to remove something superfluous, I will consider asking you for help-"

"Oh, that's such an honor, Zheng, I hope you give me this chance, and I'll help you sort it out beautifully~"

Isha's eyes widened, her eyebrows raised, and her face was full of exaggerated smiles, Zheng Jianguo took another glass of wine from the tray of waiters passing by, but in his mind, he was led to something that he had neglected before because of his aunt's andrologist status: "The invention of the little blue pill seems to have been accidentally stumbled into from a heart medicine?"