Wu Mian changed his shoes and entered the house and said, "No, I have something to do when I come back." ”

"Wash your hands first and wait for dinner. Zhang Lan was stir-frying in the kitchen, and her speech was mixed with the sound of a boiling pot.

It's the same when I was a child, the first thing I did every time I came back was to wash my hands, and Wu Mian went directly to the bathroom after coming in, and washed his hands with the six-step hand washing method.

"Mom, what do you want to eat?" Wu Mian covered his nervousness with a smile and walked into the kitchen.

"Huh?" Zhang Lan was stunned for a moment, "Are you sick?"

"......" Wu Mian scratched his head, "I don't care about you." ”

"You never go into the kitchen. Zhang Lan frowned, rubbed her hands on her apron, and reached out to touch Wu Mian's head.

Wu Mian dodged slightly, "Mom, I'm fine." ”

"What's wrong with you?" asked Zhang Lan a little nervously.

"Isn't it like I'm going to get married in the next year, and I have to learn some food by myself. Wu Mian said with a smile.

Zhang Lan looked at Wu Mian in surprise, and then smelled a peculiar smell.

"Bear child, get out of the way, the dish is almost mushy. Zhang Lan hurriedly continued to stir-fry and pushed Wu Mian aside.

"I'm serious. Wu Mian said, "You think, after I get married, I will fry a few dishes, and drink two bottles of beer with the girl at home, how comfortable and comfortable it is." ”

"Will you?" Zhang Lan looked at Wu Mian with suspicion.

"How do you speak, why can't I do your son? Wu Mian reprimanded.

"Have a baby. ”

"Mom, don't push me. Wu Mian said seriously, "In 1998, the British implanted embryos on the male omentum and successfully gave birth. Now the technology is more mature, but this kind of experiment is a bit boring, so not many people know about it. If you say that again, I'll give you a baby. ”

“......”

Zhang Lan originally wanted to slap Wu Mian and make him feel that he could do anything all day long!

But I didn't expect a man to be able to have a child?

Where is the reasoning?

"Fried tomato, what do you do first?" Wu Mian stopped talking about men giving birth to children after speaking, but just said casually, if he really wanted to have children, he probably wouldn't be able to do it.

"Wash the eggplant first and beat the skin. Zhang Lan didn't dare to mention the matter of having a child again.

What she wants is for her daughter-in-law to give her a grandson, not her own son...... I can't even think about it. Thinking of Wu Mian's big belly, Zhang Lan's whole person became bad.

That situation is too weird.

"Oh, how many eggplants? These things are not the same size, are they grams? A few taels will do. Wu Mian picked up an eggplant from the ground and asked.

"Nope. Zhang Lan's dish was already out of the pot, she skillfully poured the dish into the plate next to her, and brushed the pot again.

"Mom, why are you so unscrupulous? Just this plate of fried shredded eggplant, how many eggplants are used? There are about a few taels, can you remember. Wu Mian asked.

"How can there be such a calculation. Zhang Lan reprimanded, "If you want to practice, you can first get an eggplant to get into trouble." ”

She saw that the eggplant in Wu Mian's hand was a little big, snatched it back, bent down and picked up the smallest one and handed it to Wu Mian.

"Don't be so stingy. ”

"It's not stingy, you can't eat what you make, it's a waste of money. Zhang Lan said.

"Mom, your son, I just finished a domestic ......"

"Wash the eggplant and go. Zhang Lan glared at Wu Mian.

"Good, good. Wu Mian was helpless, so he had to weigh the eggplant.

Touching the surface of the eggplant with his fingers, Wu Mian can keenly feel the hardness and thickness of the eggplant skin.

Do you wash it clean?

Wu Mian has been exposed to washing, and the most is the six-step handwashing method. This is not the case for showers and the like.

In the first step, palms facing each other, fingers together, rubbing against each other.

It's very simple, Wu Mian turned on the faucet, a little unaccustomed. Because the faucet at home is not sensor-based, will there be bacteria in doing so?

Make do with it first, it's a test anyway, Wu Mian thought to himself.

Holding the eggplant in the middle with both hands, the white jade-like fingers are together, and in the middle is a purple eggplant, which looks ...... Something quirky.

And when Wu Mian began to rub, he felt that something was wrong.

The rubbing of his hands against the eggplant made a creaking sound, like the wooden bed in Lao Ou Mountain.

Brother, you're crushing my hair. Chu Zhixi's voice faintly sounded in Wu Mian's ears, and the corners of his mouth rose, revealing a smile.

"Washing an eggplant is such a big move. Zhang Lan said unhappily.

"Mom, don't you like this voice?" Wu Mian asked.

"I've never seen anyone like it. ”

"It's a genetic trait, because human beings have had to deal with a lot of nature's beasts since the time of evolution. When primitive man was eaten, the beast's fangs and claws scraped against the bones, making a sound similar to this one. Wu Mian said while washing the eggplant with the first hand washing method.

"......" Zhang Lan glared at Wu Mian, "It's time to eat, don't talk about such a disgusting thing." ”

"It's normal, not disgusting. Wu Mian said with a smile.

"If you take it lightly, the eggplant will be crumpled by you. Zhang Lan frowned.

"It's okay, I've got it on hand. Wu Mian said, "Eggplant, like watermelon, pumpkin, grape, and kiwifruit, are all berries ......."

"Why do you talk so much, wash the eggplant well, look at your clumsy appearance, how did you get the operation!" Zhang Lan didn't listen to Wu Mian's words at all, and reprimanded directly.

Forget it, this is Mom, Mom.

Wu Mian shut up and began to "wash" the eggplant seriously.

But when it came to the second step, Wu Mian's movements began to be a little sluggish. Rub the palms of your hands against the backs of your hands and along the fingers.

Wu Mian's muscle memory has already responded, the back of his left hand is inward, the eggplant is in the middle, the palm of his right hand is clasped around the eggplant, and the fingers are put together.

This means that the fingers are relatively long, so they can be touched. If you have shorter fingers, it's really hard to do that.

"What are you doing!" Zhang Lan slapped Wu Mian on the back and said angrily, "You know it's messy, get out!"

"Mom, I'll wash the eggplant ......" Wu Mian also knew that there was something wrong with what he was doing, and said weakly.

"If you want to wash eggplants, wash them well. ”

Wu Mian thought about it carefully, the first time he had surgery, it was appendicitis. That time, I happened to encounter an emergency rescue, and Wu Mian sent the patient up first.

Everyone was very busy, and Wu Mian began to lay out the list and wait for the operation. But the patient didn't know, and kept urging, the itinerant nurse asked the teacher, saying that she asked Wu Mian to open the skin first and come back in 5 minutes.

Step by step, when the teacher returned, the appendiceal artery and ligament were free and clean, like a specimen in a local anatomy class.

The teacher was immediately impressed by Wu Mian.

From childhood to adulthood, Wu Mian has not experienced failure in the true sense. But this time, he was faced with cooking!