Chu Ci felt like he was crazy.

If it's not that he's crazy, it's Yan Entropy's madness, or Wu Changfeng's madness, or maybe these two people are crazy.

A special agency dedicated to extraterrestrial-related affairs, and the top leader is actually an alien?

Just when Chu Ci felt that his whole person was not good, Wu Changfeng was like a trick, and his two arms kept slapping his face, and the pumping was called a hard one, and it snapped.

After a while, Wu Changfeng changed his appearance, his slightly emaciated knife face was like a big fat-headed fish, his eyes were still on both sides of his temples, and his lips were like big sausages, as if he had just let a bee sting him.

Chu Ci's eyes looked directly at Minister Wu, who began to "change his face", and his brain fell into a blank.

It's just such a fat-headed fish that has been cultivated into a refined thing, and he actually leads hundreds of people to catch aliens every day?

Minister Wu, who was originally elegant, looked like a fathead fish and a hybrid of humans at this time, and his style has also changed, from an elegant style to a two-dimensional under-beating style.

Minister Wu, the fathead fish, smiled awkwardly at Chu Ci: "Xiao Qin should come back in a while, I won't continue to offer ugliness, and when I have time, I'll give you a whole body." ”

Chu Ci swallowed a mouthful of saliva, not knowing how to answer this word.

Minister Wu's two hands crackled his head again, and he turned back to an elegant style again.

Clearing his throat, Minister Wu smiled and said, "Xiao Chu, originally... ”

"Chu, your mother!" Chu Ci slapped the table: "Damn, dare to run to our earth to play Infernal Affairs, I think you are tired of life." ”

After finishing speaking, Chu Ci took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the police.

I just dialed out the two numbers 11, and suddenly reacted that something was wrong, and I was in the headquarters building of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, looking for the police to arrest aliens, isn't this a hole in my brain?

Immediately, Chu Ci was about to call Qin Lele again, but he found that he didn't have anyone's number at all.

The angry Chu Ci turned around and ran, ready to go out to find Qin Lele, but before he could run to the door, Yan Entropy suddenly got up and stopped him.

"What are you doing here, this guy is an undercover alien, I'm going to report him. ”

Yan Entropy pressed Chu Ci to the sofa and sat down: "Sixty-five years ago, the blind spot of the earth has not begun to fade, since it can enter the earth and blend in with you humans, it is obviously guided by a specific chord speed orbital coordinates. ”

Chu Ci blinked: "What do you mean?"

"Generally speaking, this peat civilization creature was sent to the earth by others, and as far as I know, only Chu Laicai can locate the coordinates of the earth's blind spots. ”

"Chu Laicai?" Chu Ci's gaze crossed the Yan Entropy and looked at Wu Changfeng suspiciously.

Wu Changfeng accompanied the smiling face, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

"!" Chu Ci shouted: "My second uncle is only in his sixties, maybe he was still a tadpole sixty-five years ago, this guy said that he came to the earth sixty-five years ago, is it possible?"

Yan Entropy turned his head to look at Wu Changfeng, with an inquiring look on his face.

At this time, Wu Changfeng didn't look like a minister at all, but like a devil translator, stood up and nodded, and quickly explained: "It's really Chu Laicai, he found me and sent me to the earth." ”

In order to increase credibility, Wu Changfeng also talked about Chu Laicai's physiognomy and the characteristics of the space vehicle he was riding.

And Wu Changfeng's description is basically the same as what Chu Ci and Yan Entropy understand.

Consistent to consistent, but mainly the age is not right.

"But sixty-five years ago, even if Chu Laicai wasn't a baby, it was impossible for him to wander around in a spaceship. ”

Chu Ci rubbed his hair in distraught, unable to accept this fact.

Chu Laicai's matter is one aspect, mainly because he can't accept that his top boss is actually a fat-headed fish essence.

After thinking about it, Chu Ci looked at Yan Entropy and asked, "How do you know that this guy is an alien?"

"The breathing, the heartbeat, the speed of blood flow, especially after seeing me, the pupils changed a lot. ”

"You can hear all this?"

Yan Entropy nodded.

Chu Ci: "Then why didn't you say it just now?"

"I thought you knew. ”

"What do I know, if I had known, what would I have been doing with his ass. Chu Ci looked at Minister Wu again: "You were very frightened when you came in from Yan Entropy, do you know him?"

Minister Wu cautiously looked at Yan Entropy and nodded slightly.

"The Royal Hunter of the Devonian Civilization, the Flogger of the Shield Girl Galaxy, the Captain of the Slaying Legion, and the Fnakd on the battlefield. ”

Chu Ci asked, "What does FNAKD mean?"

"The flame of chaos, translated into Huaxia, is flame entropy. ”

"Why do you have so many nicknames. Chu Ci was puzzled: "Aren't you a wanted criminal in the galaxy, why did you become a legion commander again?"

"At that time I had not yet hunted the nobles of the Devonian. ”

"Oh, you're a wanted person after committing the crime, so you started breaking into the docks sixty-five years ago, and you're over a hundred years old now. ”

A trace of inexplicable sadness passed through Yan Entropy's eyes.

"If you count the time that was not activated, until now, it is seventy-nine years and ten months, twenty-four days, seven hours, twenty-six minutes and forty-one seconds. ”

"The time that has not been activated, what does this mean, you are charging?" Chu Ci looked Yan Entropy up and down: "You didn't see that you have a USB port when you changed your clothes before?"

"You can understand it as sleeping, I will only be activated when I need to fight, to slaughter other civilizations for the Devonian civilization, and when the war is over, they will shut me down and put me into a deep sleep until the war happens again. ”

"What do you mean, you sleep for a long time?"

"When the war happens, I will be put on the battlefield until the end of the war, and then I will be shut down again, so whenever I am sober, I am fighting, and the time I am sober, it is only twenty-three years and four months. ”

Chu Ci gasped.

In that case, this guy has been sleeping for more than seventy years.

This is completely not treating people as human beings.

When you need to fight, throw people on the battlefield, and when you don't need to fight, throw them in a sleeping pod to let him sleep, it's too unhumane.

"That's why you killed a nobleman and became a wanted man?"

"The last time I fought for the nobles, the nobles asked me to lead my soldiers to slaughter the last intelligent civilization race in the R1 system, and I refused to obey the order. ”

Speaking of this, Yan Entropy's face revealed a trace of ruthlessness unique to hob meat: "So I betrayed the Devonian civilization and started hunting the nobles of the Devonian period, of course, the main part of the reason is also because I am tired of sleeping and being controlled. ”

Chu Ci suddenly realized.

This guy is really a ruthless character, not only refusing to obey orders, but also hunting down those in power, no wonder he has become the most wanted man.

After a detailed understanding of the background of Yan Entropy again, Chu Ci looked at Minister Wu again.

"What about you, what are your tear-jerking mental journeys? ”

Minister Wu is also a drama spirit, and sighed slightly: "Sixty-five years ago, it was an ordinary night, the dark star C91 slid over my home star, looking at the bright starry sky, I couldn't help but burst into tears, ah, gods, if you exist, your people are enduring the depletion of resources... ”

Chu Ci sneered: "Tell Lao Tzu the point!"

"Oh, that's right, I was basking in the dark stars outside the house, and Chu Laicai came to my door, and then caught me in his spaceship, and finally gave me a one-way ticket, and after setting the coordinates, he threw me to the earth, and after the arrival, the launch module self-destructed, and I couldn't go back, and I have been on the earth. ”

Speaking of this, Wu Changfeng cautiously glanced at Chu Ci, showed a flattering smile and said: "Actually, I have lived on the earth for sixty-five years, and I have everything in my ID card, household registration book, driver's license, and real estate certificate, and I am more earthlings than earthlings, so if I am our own person, you don't need to be hostile to me." ”

Chu Ci became even more angry, and scolded: "Even you are mixed with the real estate certificate?"

"Small room, small room, don't get excited. ”

"How small?"

"More than 200 square meters. ”

Chu Ci: ", is this still small?"

"When I bought a house, it was cheap, only more than 5,000 square meters. Wu Changfeng shrugged his shoulders: "Another is that the property fee is also expensive, more than six hundred a month, and you earthlings are too dark." ”

Chu Ci sat on the sofa with a lot of emotion.

The aliens not only became ministerial-level cadres, but also had cars and houses.

Thinking of this, Chu Ci suddenly looked at Wu Changfeng and squinted his eyes: "Don't tell me, you even have a wife and children?"

"No, this is really not, my DNA genes don't match you humans at all, the most similar DNA strand on the earth to me is the tiger head shark, I can't marry a tiger head shark to go home, besides, what kind of person is my old Wu, I am dedicated to work, conscientious and hard-working, how can I have time to pull this calf,"

"Shut up, you damn alien, who are you putting a big clove of garlic in here. ”

Wu Changfeng rolled his eyes: "It's not that I want to be this broken minister, it's not to blow to you, the Foreign Affairs Bureau has not yet been established, we are the only supernatural research scholar in China, awesome, after a series of extraterrestrial creature-related incidents appeared in China, the country found me, hoping that I would set up a research team, at that time I didn't have a serious job, I thought about it first, I did it to make a lot of money to spend, and then it developed to become the Ministry of Foreign Affairs today, and it is not that I want to be this minister, it is also forced by life." ”

"I also want to be forced by life, and I am forced to be a minister. ”

Speaking of this, Chu Ci's face was full of strangeness: "Do you usually talk like this when you pretend to be a minister, how do you feel that you are more flamboyant than me?"

"Of course not. Minister Wu was just about to speak, when there was a knock on the door.

After Lao Wu squeezed his eyes at Chu Ci, his face turned straight: "Enter." ”

Chu Ci hesitated for a moment, and finally sat up straight, deciding to take a look at the situation first.

Qin Lele walked in with a box of instant noodles and bottled water, and was slightly relieved to see that the three of them were safe.

Lao Wu said lightly: "Regarding this accident, Xiao Chu has already reported to me, although there is no fault, but it is also useless, at present, the primary task of your combat department is to investigate, focus on investigation, and find out who caused such a big panic in the downtown area, understand?"

"Yes. Qin Lele stepped behind his back, looking like he was listening to the training.

Wu Changfeng gently tapped on the table: "I have also read the on-site materials and mission briefings, you must learn from them, don't make the same mistake a second time, and unity, we must unite, the combat system and technical departments can work together to overcome the stubborn enemy and make new contributions, don't engage in individual consciousness, everything is focused on the overall situation, and the task is important, understand?"

Qin Lele: "Yes." ”

"That's all I have to say, about the floggers ... Regarding Mr. Yan's situation, I still have to think about it, and I will inform you when I have a decision, so that's it, Xiao Qin, you go down first, and find the culprit who caused this panic as soon as possible. ”

Qin Lele looked at Chu Ci and Yan Entropy slightly, hesitated, and finally left a "yes" before leaving the office a little unwillingly.

Chu Ci gave a thumbs up: "You can... What a tmad is a drama spirit!"

Lao Wu shrugged: "It's okay, practice makes perfect, it's usually this set." ”

Chu Ci: "... ”

Yan Entropy had no interest in Wu Changfeng, and opened the instant noodle box, frowning.

"Why is it different from what I saw before?"

Chu Ci walked over helplessly, pulled open the instant noodle bucket, ran to the water dispenser and started to bubble noodles.

Yan Entropy did the same, and soaked all the boxes of instant noodles.

After all this, the first bucket of instant noodles was cooked.

After taking a sip, Yan Entropy's eyes lit up: "This taste... It's better than the previous one, much better. ”

Chu Ci rolled his eyes.

Isn't this nonsense, a Master Kong Laotan sauerkraut, a Kang Shuai Fu Lao Tan durian, can it be the same, a piece of five cents.