Staring at the fat-headed fish spirit minister, Chu Ci was a little undecided for a while.

Wu Changfeng, the fat-headed fish spirit, seemed to know how to read minds, and asked happily: "Are you indecided, and you are a little hesitant to report me?"

"I was a little hesitant, but I didn't hesitate to look at your bear-like appearance, and I was ready to report you. ”

"Otherwise, you see, your second uncle and I, that is, Chu Laicai, we have to be friends, after all, he got me the earth, right. ”

Chu Ci nodded: "So what?"

"Listen to my analysis for you, you are now a staff member of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but my minister, but we have another layer of relationship, I am a friend of your second uncle, you are your second uncle's nephew, so if you count it, you belong to a related household, I am right." ”

Chu Ci's eyes lit up.

That's right, although this guy is a copycat earthling, but he is a minister, if this guy covers himself, then he can walk sideways in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in the future, not to mention anything else, at least Qin Lele doesn't dare to bully himself blatantly.

"You're right. ”

"That's right. The fat-headed fish spirit laughed: "I am friends with your second uncle, that is your elder, come, call Uncle to listen, and Uncle will cover you in the future." ”

"Call your mother!" Chu Ci squinted his eyes and scolded: "Look at your dead appearance, Lao Tzu wants to report you again now." ”

Chu Ci is telling the truth.

A dignified minister, how can he be such an obscene person.

It's not that this guy looks obscene, but that it feels obscene.

"It's useless for you to report me. The fat-headed fish spirit shrugged his shoulders, looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and said: "You are a small section member, and I have listened to the reports of the people below, saying that your identity is very suspicious, the identity of the suspicious small staff member, a conscientious ministerial-level leader who has been working hard for decades, do you say that people can believe you or me as a minister?"

Chu Ci was more real, and sneered: "True is true, fake is fake, don't say it's a minister, it's useless for you to be the head of the earth, because you are not an earthling at all, it's a big deal I'll tie you up, and give you a proof of beating back to your original form for everyone to see." ”

Chu Ci didn't really want to do this, he just wanted to suppress the arrogance of the fat-headed fish essence.

"If it was as simple as you said, I would still be able to become a minister, and I would have been exposed a long time ago. ”

"What do you mean?"

Yan Entropy, who sucked the bubble noodles, said: "In the Carboniferous intelligent creatures of the shield girl galaxy, females have the symbiotic characteristics of different species, and males can mimic according to different environments, in addition to morphology, there are also physiological characteristics, which can be imitated. ”

Chu Ci was confused, but he still didn't understand.

Fathead Fish Essence said: "It's that I'm better at imitation, learning what to look like, and I can change my bones and body tissues at will, including DNA genes." ”

Chu Ci snorted coldly: "Then I'll give you a big mouth to pull back to your original form, you and you just like when you just transformed into a big mouth." ”

"You think it was taken casually just now, this is skillful, if you fan me casually, you can slap me with a blue nose and swollen face, let alone slap me, it's useless for me to throw it in the crematorium, and it's still Minister Wu to burn the ashes. ”

"Oh, I'll go, and I've run into hob meat. Chu Ci said unconvinced: "Then I'll let Yan Entropy beat you, aren't you afraid of him, let him beat you back to your original form." ”

The fat-headed fish spirit smiled slightly: "It's useless for him to kill me, you still have to be wanted by all of Huaxia, whether you can get out of this building or not is two words." ”

Before Chu Ci could speak, Yan Entropy put down the instant noodle bucket, squinted his eyes and sneered: "Lao Tzu doesn't like the tone of your speech very much. ”

Chu Ci slapped his head.

Who did you learn this sentence "Lao Tzu" from?

"Don't, don't, listen to me, don't get excited. ”

It can be seen that the fat-headed fish spirit is really afraid of the entropy of the fire, and he waved his hand again and again and said: "Chu Laicai got me the earth, it must have a deep meaning, no, the three of us got together in this foreign affairs department, it is definitely not a coincidence, you are right." ”

Chu Ci was slightly stunned.

The fat-headed fish essence was brought to the earth by the second uncle, and the same is true for the entropy.

And the fat-headed fish spirit became the top leader of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and he became a staff member of an institution, and this agency happened to investigate and deal with aliens such as Yan Entropy, all of which of course could not be a coincidence.

"You mean to say that this is all carefully arranged by my second uncle?"

The fat-headed fish essence put away his smile, took a sip of tea and said: "I think it should be, although I was asked by the leaders above to set up the predecessor organization of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs at the beginning, but I always feel that it was all arranged by your second uncle, and I don't know the details." ”

Knocking on the table, the fat-headed fish spirit said: "According to my many years of work experience and keen intuition, this situation should not be a coincidence, but I believe that I am convinced, convinced, that I will investigate this matter clearly, and give you an explanation when the time comes, in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs... ”

Chu Ci interrupted angrily: "Can you speak well?"

"Oh, how can there be such an inch of things in this world, how can they all be together. The fat-headed fish essence bent down and took out a special cigarette from the cabinet under the desk and threw it to Chu Ci: "Big nephew, take it and smoke it, we have a lot of it." ”

Chu Ci held the special cigarette and opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't scold.

Just this one cigarette, if you find a tobacco and alcohol monopoly and sell it for more than a thousand.

"It's all your own family, you're welcome. The fat-headed fish said happily: "The Carboniferous wisdom civilization H9Z11 race in the shield actress, there is only one single seedling left for me, my family is all hanging, if it weren't for Chu Laicai to send me to the earth, I would also be hanging, Chu Laicai is our old Wu's benefactor, you are the nephew of the benefactor, I didn't say it, your business in the future will be my business, don't be polite to your own family." ”

Chu Ci's pupils shrank: "You were destroyed?"

The fat-headed fish spirit smiled and said, "Yes, I'm the only one who lives." ”

Chu Ci took a deep look at the other party, and suddenly realized that under the eyes of this unobtrusive minister, a trace of deep sadness and a very inexplicable color had just passed.

Yan Entropy finished sucking the last box of instant noodles, and said in a somewhat heavy tone: "The Devonian civilization has been sending legions to slaughter the intelligent races of the higher civilization of the Peat Age, and this guy's clan is also one of them, seventy-five years ago, a total of thirty-six intelligent races of the shield actress were slaughtered, and it should also include his kindred." ”

"It's all about Chen Sesame and rotten grain. The fat-headed fish spirit waved his hand disapprovingly: "Seventy-five years ago, who cares, right?" ”

Yan Entropy glanced at the fat-headed fish essence lightly: "If I'm not mistaken, the lifespan of a high-level intelligent creature like you, if converted to earth time, is at least about five hundred years." ”

The fathead fish spirit nodded with a complicated face.

Yan Entropy: "So what about you now, how old are you?" ”

"Seventy-six years old. ”

Chu Ci gasped, and finally knew the source of the fleeting sadness in the other party's eyes.

This is equivalent to saying that the whole family was wiped out when the other party was a baby, and he still has memories at that time.

"Didn't you just say that what dark stars were you basking in front of your house, and then Chu Laicai picked you up?"

Instead of the fat-headed fish spirit, Flame Entropy explained, "It's not a dark star, it's an attack ship of the Marauders. ”

"Oh. ”

couldn't help but feel that this fat-headed fish essence pretending to be a human was not so obscene and hateful.

After a slight conversion in my heart, according to the age of human beings on the earth, this guy still belongs to the stage of teenagers.

"I'm really convinced. ”

Chu Ci smiled bitterly.

A teenage alien pretending to be an old man in his seventies on Earth, and he has also become a minister, and he is also embarrassed.

The fat-headed fish spirit smiled and said: "It's okay, I said, it's all about Chen Sesame and rotten grain, don't mention it." ”

Yan Entropy continued to paralyze on the sofa and did not say a word.

Chu Ci asked curiously: "Can you live to be more than five hundred years old, and can the impersonated person also age with the physiological characteristics of the earthlings?"

"That's a must, in another ten or twenty years, I should play my grandson. ”

"Don't you have no wife, where did you come from?"

"After a few years, I first pretended to be my own wife, worked two shifts, and finally pretended to be my grandson. ”

Chu Ci gave a thumbs up: "You should go to Hollywood." ”

"Isn't that the duty? ”

After thinking for a moment, Chu Ci said seriously: "Okay, if you don't report it, you won't report it, you guy is quite pitiful." ”

The fat-headed fish spirit hehehe, as if he had never worried that Chu Ci would report him.

Who knew that Chu Ci's face would change, and just now he looked like he was righteous, and in a blink of an eye, he showed a flattering smile.

"Minister Wu, you just said that we are close to each other like relatives, since this is the case, don't let the fat water flow into the fields of outsiders, just get me a director, and then divide the house to the two cars or something, and the monthly salary has to be mentioned, not much, the monthly salary of 50,000 yuan is enough, how about it?"

The fat-headed fish was stunned for a moment, and then his whole face became bitter: "Actually... In fact, Chu Laicai and I are not so familiar. ”

Chu Ci slapped the table: "Dead TM alien, what are you playing with me, believe it or not, I'll let Yan Entropy kick you for half an hour now?"

Yan Entropy pursed his lips and muttered, "Lao Tzu is not your thug." ”

"No, no, don't get excited. The fat-headed fish spirit explained helplessly: "We are close to each other, but we can't abuse our power too much, right, you have to go through the long run, I'll click to get you a director, and I will divide the house and give the car a raise, and the fools can see that something is wrong, do you say yes, others don't mention it, Qin Lele must be suspicious, let me tell you, this girl is a thief." ”

As soon as Qin Lele was mentioned, Chu Ci immediately coaxed and nodded: "Yes, what you said is quite reasonable, Qin Lele, this girl is indeed suspicious." ”

"That's right, what's the point, that's what I just said, a long stream, you see, first of all, I'm covered, are you afraid that someone will bully you, don't say anything else, the flames of chaos... No, it's Mr. Yan Entropy, as for Mr. Yan's identity, let's solve it with one sentence. ”

"If you don't mention this stubble, I forgot about it, how to deal with the matter of Yan Entropy?"

"It's so easy to deal with, I'll just ask the ministry to set up a team, just give it a name, this group is dedicated to working with Class A targets, that is, aliens, just like a special consultant. ”

Chu Ci suddenly realized: "In this way, Yan Entropy can walk outside in a bright light!"

"That's what it means, and then you mix up this qualification first, with Mr. Yan here, you don't have to worry about no merit, right, with merit, your position can't be clicked up. ”

Chu Ci's face was full of unhappiness: "You still have to make meritorious contributions, it's too troublesome." ”

The fat-headed fish spirit was speechless, and finally gritted his teeth, and said with a ruthless face: "In this way, if you don't make meritorious service, you can succeed, it's just a matter of my words, it's a big deal that other departments have made meritorious contributions, and I'll find a way to get it all on you, it's all right." ”

Chu Ciqing shouted sincerely: "Uncle, you are so good to your nephew!"

Yan Entropy, who was smoking a cigarette, pouted: "Earthlings are really hypocritical!"

The fat-headed fish essence continued: "But I have to tell you first, we can't be too ugly to eat, when you go out on a mission, you have to be present and do enough work to save face, okay." ”

"No problem. ”

Seeing that Chu Ci was still good at talking, the fat-headed fish spirit said happily: "You and Mr. Yan have saved so many people, just take this opportunity, I will first give you a commission to the deputy section level, and lead the newly established team with the deputy department, how about it?"

Chu Ciyi grabbed the thin arm of the fat-headed fish spirit, and his eyes were red: "Uncle... ”

The fat-headed fish essence is also red: "Eh, my dearest and beloved eldest nephew." ”

At this time, don't say that the fat-headed fish essence is Chu Ci's uncle, even if it is his father, he will admit it.