Ordinary people will think that the work of the anorectal department is very hard, and dealing with chrysanthemums every day is how disgusting and disgusting it is.

However, the proctology doctors are not excrement diggers, and they will only see a very small amount of feces. Gastrointestinal surgery is a real fecal digger, and an average of 2-3 patients with gastrointestinal perforation and a stomach full of feces are encountered in a year.

No one would ignore Wu Mian's words at such a time, as long as they had a little experience.

Although wearing two or three layers of masks is a little suffocating, it is better than being fainted as soon as you go on stage. That kind of "wonderful" experience, as long as you encounter it once, it will be unforgettable and unforgettable.

"Have you entered the goggles operating room?" Wu Mian asked.

"......" Ren Haitao was stunned for a moment, and immediately replied, "No." ”

"Then prepare. Wu Mian turned around and went to wash his hands.

"BOSS, your assessment of the operation is simply terrifying!" Professor Barack nagged after Wu Mian, "Do you need to be under Level 3 protection before you can perform surgery!"

"The patient overeats, which I saw with my own eyes two days ago. Wu Mian said while brushing his hands, because there were several layers of masks covering, plus the outermost N95, his voice sounded sullen.

"You've always been so careful, boss. Praise you for your prudence, the patient's luck to meet you. Professor Barack said.

"Be careful, Barack, I highly suspect that the patient has gangrene of the gastrointestinal tract. Wu Mian brushed his hands for the third time, very carefully.

When Professor Barack heard Wu Mian say this, he looked horrified, "BOSS, this is rare!"

"I think about what would have happened if I had forcibly stopped her when she was overeating. ”

"That's her freedom. "No one can use it—I'm making excuses for your good, boss, you know." ”

"Yes, so we have to face the situation now. ”

After brushing his hands, Wu Mian changed his clothes and put his hands in the pockets in front of the sterile gown.

After Chen Lu counted the instruments, he turned his head and asked with a smile, "Wu Mian, why are you so idle today? ”

"I've been busy. Wu Mian's eyes narrowed and said.

"Cut. Chen Lu said disdainfully, "I used to think that when I came to Jianxie Hospital, I could see you busy in the operating room until dark every day, but after I came, I realized how idle you were, and I couldn't see you at all." ”

"My level doesn't have to be operated on every day. Wu Mian's eyes narrowed into a slit, giving Chen Lu a big smile, "Barack's surgery is very good, although it is only limited to the gastrointestinal aspect. ”

"Boss, I'm not happy with your description. "I'm an expert in gastroenterology, and that's my specialty. Massachusetts Medical School professors, there are very few people who are as a monster as you!"

"Is it true that you taught Barack's Mandarin?" asked Chen Lu.

"Yes. Wu Mian replied, "When I was in Massachusetts, I asked all the members of my medical team to learn Huaxia. ”

"You speak English well, I've heard it, and I feel that there is no essential difference between speaking to a foreigner...... I can't hear it anyway. Chen Lu said.

"It's lonely in a foreign country, it's a country sound. Especially when I heard people speak Mandarin during surgery, the speed of surgery can be much faster. Wu Mian said with a smile.

"The first time I wore an N95, it was a legendary N95." Chen Lu said, "It's the special reason for this operation, do you wear this thing for surgery in foreign countries? It's so stuffy, I feel like I'm about to get carbon dioxide poisoning." ”

"Just open it and see. Wu Mian said.

After Professor Barack finished laying out the surgical sheet, he hesitated, did not immediately change into a sterile surgical gown, and stood in the position of an assistant and said, "Boss, I'll be an assistant." If I were a sorcerer and you were standing across from me, I would be afraid of hallucinations. ”

"It's okay, change your clothes and go on stage. Wu Mian walked over, squeezed Professor Barack away with his shoulder, and stood in the assistant's position and began to sort out the threads of the suction device and bipolar electrocoagulation.

"Wu Mian, we have sent a lot of money recently, can we continue to send it like this in the future?" asked Chen Lu.

In an instant, everyone's ears in the operating room were pricked up, except for Wu [Vertex fo] crown and Barack.

"Did you send a lot of money?" Wu Mian smiled, "It's not much, maybe it's a little more than before." ”

A little...... Chen Lu was speechless.

"I remember when I first came back, you and Zhao Zhe invited me to dinner, didn't you say that the pure American-funded hospital in the magic capital would pay tens of thousands of yuan for overtime during the New Year, I see that your envy is about to drool. Wu Mian said.

"Definitely, but it's a purely American-funded hospital......"

"After several surgeries, the income will not be less. Wu Mian said, "Barack. ”

"Boss, I'm here. ”

"$28,000 a month, how?"

"Barely enough to live. ”

"Oh, Dalu, that's it. ”

Chen Lu exhaled helplessly, and the hot heat wave rushed up along the gap between the masks, and the eyelashes trembled.

Professor Barack changed his clothes, stood in the sorcerer's position, and glanced at Wu Mian again.

"Let's go. Wu Mian held a hemostatic forceps in one hand and sterile gauze in the other, ready to go.

"BOSS, the pressure you put on me is simply too great when you stand on the other side. Professor Barack muttered, and in his right hand he took the peeling knife, and the 10cm lateral incision of the rectus abdominis muscle was exactly right.

Blood gushed out, the sterile gauze in Wu Mian's left hand pressed up, and moved away little by little, and Professor Barack took the small blood vessel that was severed at the point where the bipolar electrocoagulation began to "pop".

"BOSS, I haven't had an open laparotomy for at least 5 years. Professor Barack said.

"If you hadn't done it since I left Massachusetts, it would have been 3 years, 2 months and 12 days since my last laparotomy. Wu Mian said, "The most recent laparotomy was an appendectomy. ”

"......" Chen Lu asked in surprise, "Appendix, why do you open your abdomen?"

"Because Barack couldn't find the appendix, I finally had to go on stage and dig through my intestines little by little to find the little guy. ”

"BOSS, appendectomy is definitely the hardest surgery in the world, there isn't one!" Professor Barack said as he began blunt separation, "You know what it feels like not being able to find an appendix after establishing a pneumoperitoneum? I felt like the whole world had abandoned me. ”

"And I'm here. ”

"Thank God for having you stand behind me. "If I hadn't been there, I would have thought I would have found the best lawyer possible." Boss, you know what......"

As he spoke, Professor Barack stretched out his hand and turned out a sharp knife, Wu Mian used two pliers to "carry" the peritoneum, and Professor Barack cut it with a knife.

The peritoneum is tight, and as soon as the incision is made, the suction device is inserted into the patient's stomach through a narrow slit.

The hissing sound was incessant, and a foul smell spread, hitting everyone's nose as hard as substance.