Volume 1 Odd Jobs Against the Sky Dead Sign

The old demon's anger has not yet disappeared, and his attitude is very bad.

He said: "Boy, don't be complacent, if it weren't for the fact that there were many guests coming tomorrow, hmph, you'd better be honest, don't spoil the big things of the Immortal King, otherwise you won't be able to get out of this island, and those demon cubs will definitely make you unable to live or die!"

A single accusation has trained He Peng and Zhang Qiling!

"Are you sick, count a marriage for a night, and draw the wall in a mess, you don't have to pay for it yourself, but you also have to pay attention to whether public morality is good, one of you is the young master of Xuanmen, and the other is the boss of Qianmen, do you have a sense of public morality!"

Liu Yishuang was holding back a breath of getting up in his chest, and he was even more angry when he saw He Peng and Zhang Qiling squatting in the corner of the wall muttering.

At this time, Liu Yishuang finally woke up, her clothes were wrinkled last night, and her hair was messy, He Peng only glanced at it and secretly sighed, no matter how beautiful a woman is, she can't take a closer look at it the moment she gets up!

"The sign is a good sign, many wives and children, more wealth and more longevity, but you don't count, this sign holder only recognizes our Xuanmen people. ”

Zhang Qiling looked at He Peng in surprise and threw the bamboo stick into the stick.

He Peng only glanced at it, and then smiled in surprise, "Look, it's different from the sign just now, you must have gone to the toilet and didn't wash your hands before you always shook the sign out, quickly explain the meaning of the sign to me!"

He Peng snatched the sign holder violently, shook it with a bang, and his mouth was also full of words, and he read out Zhang Qiling's words just now, and even the pause and tone were exactly the same.

However, at this time, there is only a dead end ahead!

He Peng felt a cool breath rushing to his head in the back of his spine, although he had already prepared for death, he still had a fluke in his heart, he still wanted to go home and continue to live with Su Jing, and he also thought about giving birth to a group of children who were jumping up and down to ask him for candy, and also thinking that there was a woman on the floating island who was waiting for him to come to the door to propose

"Yes! More than 110,000 times, each time it is a dead sign! This is impossible! It seems that God wants to exterminate us!"

"It's still a dead sign!" He Peng said in surprise.

Zhang Qiling held the bamboo stick with trembling hands, He Peng watched nervously from behind, although the black and red dots on the bamboo stick looked messy, but He Peng had the ability to never forget, and immediately recognized that this stick was exactly the same as the previous one!

Zhang Qiling bit his lip and inserted the bamboo stick back into the stick, and recited the words again: "Death and life have fate, wealth and fortune have fate, heaven is clear, my life" With his chatter, the stick holder rattled, and with a click, a bamboo stick fell out.

He Peng pulled out the cold in his heart, and threw the quilt aside, "You calculate again, calculate again!"

"Yes, yes!" Zhang Qiling was also puzzled, and said: "Yin and yang are mutually reinforcing each other, everything is a cycle of cause and effect, there is no reason to die, how can there be a mortal death sign, and I have counted more than 110,000 times, and every time it is a mortal death sign!"

Although Zhang Qiling is wooden, he is clever in divination, and he has never made a mistake in his daily hexagram during this period of time, He Peng suddenly became anxious: "How can it be that you will die, isn't it the road of endless people, how can there be a glimmer of life!"

He Peng was shocked when he heard this!

"Hey!" Zhang Qiling sighed: "Dead sign, I have counted more than 100,000 times and it is still a dead sign, it seems that we will definitely die today!"

I couldn't help but ask curiously: "What's wrong, what did you say on the sign, it looks not quite the same as the monk's use?"

He Peng looked at the bamboo stick from behind, one end of the bamboo stick is black, the other end is red, there are many black and red dots in the middle, and the dots spell out some mysterious patterns, this sign is very different from the sign of the monk temple for marriage, or He Peng has never seen such a strange lot!

"No, don't bother me, this hexagram is very difficult to understand, I have already calculated, one hundred and nineteen thousand and seventy-four times, no, now it is seventy-five times!" he held a stick that had just fallen out in his hand, and he was stunned.

He Peng crawled behind Zhang Qiling wrapped in a quilt and asked quietly: "I haven't slept all night."

He Peng said in his heart that Zhang Qiling has only focused on shaking the lottery holder all his life, and he is basically an idiot for the relationship between men and women, so he has to help him, lest he make two mistakes and annoy Liu Yishuang, and the comedy will become a tragedy.

And Liu Yishuang is still sleeping in the quilt, only one end of hair is exposed from the quilt!

Until early in the morning, He Peng was woken up by the sound of rattling, and saw Zhang Qiling still facing the wall, shaking the stick, and writing a long list of numbers on the wall opposite him!

All nights were accompanied by the sound of rattling and rattling, and they never stopped!

After a fight, his body was tired, He Peng soon fell asleep, and he had many dreams this night, one would dream of a waterfall falling from a high mountain, one would dream of waves surging on the shore, and another would dream of playing mahjong

He Peng pulled out a quilt from the wardrobe and lay on the spot, the bed was naturally left for Liu Yishuang, as for whether Zhang Qiling slept at night, He Peng didn't care where he slept to, if he was really stunned and dared to climb onto the bed, He Peng also admired his courage! As for whether he was beaten first and then beaten by Liu Yishuang, or beaten first and then beheaded, He Peng didn't care!

He Peng is also helpless! This piece of wood is really a lump of wood!

Liu Yishuang can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into!

Zhang Qiling took out a stick holder and hid in the corner, shaking it while chanting words, marriage is destined to show the ancestors' magical powers."

"Oh, oh!" Zhang Qiling suddenly realized, "That's right, that's right, there are still a lot of things to do tomorrow, you have to rest first, I have to count a hexagram!"

"It's good that you're big, hurry up and get on the sofa and go to sleep!" He Peng was annoyed that this wood didn't know how to advance or retreat, and chasing the girl was also to be gradual, how could it be so scary!

The Taoist priest maintained his original posture, "So good!"

"Do you want to take a break and sit on the couch and drink tea?"

"Amount"

The Taoist priest grinned and looked at the slender back without squinting: "This is very good!"

"Ah, Taoist, now the demon clan is in the dark and we are in the light, why don't you two leave tonight, let's stay in one room for a while, and wait until tomorrow to act"

But Zhang Qiling smirked, looking at the slender backs of others, thinking that Miss Liu was shy.

This girl is on the verge of madness.

He Peng got dressed and saw Liu Yishuang putting his head on the wall, pushing hard, pushing hard, picking at the palms of his hands with his fingernails, and his toes were also working the ground!

Poof! He Peng almost vomited blood, this sentence is too informative, is this just a glance at the beginning of the talk about marriage

What He Peng and Liu Yishuang didn't expect was that Zhang Qiling's reply was a divine turn of the donkey's lips and the horse's mouth: "That, Miss Liu, it's not that I'm troublesome, that, you know, Taoist priests can also get married!"

Liu Yishuang also blushed and stomped his feet and said, "What do you want you to do as a stinky Taoist?"

He Peng hated it, and said in his heart, you fell in love with Liu Yishuang, you chased you, why did you make me like a bad person, and still blocked me, Lao Tzu used you to block it, I didn't see Liu Yishuang turned his back

Zhang Qiling's eyes rolled, and he suddenly changed his temperament, and he didn't even pull He Peng to ask questions, but blocked the curtain, "Miss Liu, don't be afraid, I'll help you block him!"

Liu Yishuang held a new pair and handed it to He Peng through the curtains, and turned his head away with a red face.

He Peng is embarrassed, the rags he wears now are definitely not more than the ones Adam wore in the Garden of Eden, it is really shameless!

"Sin, sin, Xiao Shuang, please bring me some clothes from your travel bag!"

Feeling a cool breeze, He Peng pulled the curtain over to cover his body.

A terrible birdsong in the night sky has not stopped for a long time!

He Peng chased to the window and spat out a mouthful of foam, "Old bird, wait to see a bird feather!"

The old bird and He Peng stopped suddenly, because they both found that there was nothing to cover on their bodies, and the old bird was also a face-saving bird, so he flew out of the window with a sigh, let the evening breeze blow through his little remaining hair, and disappeared into the night sky with a cruel sentence "Boy, wait and see!"

Until Liu Yishuang let out a scream violently: "Ahhh

But at this time, it was not yet time to show his hole cards! He Peng had to suppress his anger and fight with him!

He Peng's new clothes were torn into strips of rags, hanging on his body one by one, like a beggar and like a naked madman, he couldn't help but be annoyed, and he really wanted to use the killer weapon to give the old bird a one-heart sword! Or use the soul dementorship to give him a spiritual attack!

For a while, I saw bird feathers flying around, clothes fragments fluttering, and neither of them could do anything to anyone, only the clothes were damaged!

He Peng's movements are not slow, coupled with his high-speed perception ability, he can defend well in advance, whenever the old bird's claws attack, He Peng can always punch the old demon's hands and feet muscles one step at a time, so that his attack is halfway or loses strength, the attack that loses strength, even if the claws are sharp, it is useless, He Peng's skin on the surface of his body is like a layer of diamond film attached to it when he evolves to a D-level lifeform, and it is effortless to cut even if he uses the Heavenly Sword to cut it.

The old demon's movements are indeed fast, and the four claws move with afterimages, and the angles are even more tricky.

He Peng saw that the opportunity was wrong, so he first pushed Liu Yishuang and Zhang Qiling aside one by one, and quickly entangled with the old demon!

The old demon flew around He Peng like a whirlwind, and his feet and hands and claws flew up and down and scratched He Peng, with a posture that was bound to scratch He Peng.

As he spoke, his arms pounced in, as a bird demon, he was able to fully control the air current, his movements always carried a mysterious trajectory, his pair of claws were extremely sharp, and the blade of the sword demon was not bad at all!

The old demon was furious, "Boy, you deceive people too much, even if the old man can't kill you, can't he punish you?"

The old man was almost angry by He Peng's words, this old man's demon core really belongs to the poultry class, which is a relatively rare breed in the demon clan, because he can fly fast and run errands, and he has more eyesight, and he has been promoted to a prince by the king of the underworld over time, and he hates others to call him an old bird!

He Peng already knew at this time that this old man didn't dare to do anything to himself, since the two sides were in a hostile state, how could he be threatened by him, and replied with a sneer: "What are you old bird crooked, if you have the ability, come and kill the master now, you have to understand, now you have to ask the master, and I am not happy, so let you have a big war with other civilizations, and see if your family can fight them all!"

He Peng quibbled: "Hey, you stinky girl, don't talk nonsense if you don't know, we're studying important things!"

"Isn't it marriage, then the wood is stupid, you are also stupid, if you shake a bamboo skewer out, you can decide the marriage of men and women, what else to talk about, shake it to see which one is your wife, both parties are married according to the instructions of the bamboo stick, what are you chasing, anyway, you can't change it" Liu Yishuang glanced at He Peng with extreme dissatisfaction, turned around and went into the bathroom.