The first volume of Reverse Odd Jobs is considered
He Peng scratched his head and said: "Daoist, are we in love, what Xiao Shuang said makes sense, if you can shake the lot, what am I still busy with, just leave it to fate, aren't those men and women talking to each other crying, making trouble, and hanging themselves all blindly, your bamboo sticks have already been arranged for them!"
Zhang Qiling slapped his thigh suddenly, and suddenly realized: "Yes, why did I forget about this matter, I am saved now, I said that there should be no chance of life!"
There was a banshee pushing a small food cart, and there was food and drink on the dining car, He Peng picked up a piece of papaya, and while eating, he said: "I think about whether this will be time, I will have a stomach ache when I am in a hurry to eat, and my stomach will make random ideas." ”
Omars laughed and said, "Okay, you think about it, we can take care of what we eat and drink!"
"Okay, then you let me think about it for a while, think about it and give you an answer, by the way, is there anything to eat, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, my stomach is hungry and panicked, and my brain can't turn!"
"Naturally, the Dark Sanctuary has always been a man of his word!"
"Wait. He Peng said: "You really talk and count"
Omars sneered: "You don't have the right not to choose, only if you make a choice, the negotiation will end, we will force you to make a choice!" Omars's eyes flickered, and the two sword demons approached He Peng, and there was a posture that you didn't choose to serve you immediately.
"If I don't choose, do I have to keep talking?"
"Hmph! We said that we would not fight before and during the negotiations, and we did not say that we would never fight, as long as you promised the first way, wouldn't you not fight?"
"Okay, then let me ask you, since I'm here, why do you still threaten to go to war by force?
"Nonsense, we say one is one, and the Dark Temple never backtracks. ”
"It's funny, it's funny, I'm laughing at someone telling me that you promised that if I came to negotiate with you, you wouldn't start a world war, but when I came, I realized that you were talking like a fart. ”
"What are you laughing at?"
He Peng laughed.
Damn, shameless! He Peng cursed in his heart, fortunately, this situation had been predicted.
Omars sneered: "Mr. He also understands why people pretend to be confused, let me say it bluntly, now give you two ways, the first is to hand over the corresponding technology or more advanced technology, we use a peaceful way to balance the distribution of interests, and second, you can not hand it over, but you can't get out of this island today, and then we will use force to beat mankind back to fifty or a hundred years ago, and the interests will naturally be balanced again!"
"No, no, it's not because of me, no matter how handsome I look, no one gives me anything for nothing, I think whoever does more work, who produces good things, has food. You don't have anything to eat because you don't work?"
"Well, you don't understand what I mean, the imbalance in the distribution of interests is caused by you! You are responsible for rebalancing. ”
"Agree with you to take it, it's not mine anyway. ”
Omars smirked, "So you agreed."
He Peng applauded vigorously: "Well said, well said, I like you to be so simple!"
One by one, they pouted and waited for the following.
Everyone knows that the rationing of the Dark Temple is actually flowing into the only country in Huaxia that is not manipulated by prehistoric civilization, but although the people sitting there have not received a large share, and the interests have been stained, it is not easy to speak at this time, and the Dark Temple wants to get back the benefit rationing, which means that the benefits of these people's possession will not be there, who is willing to spit out the meat and bones in the mouth.
Our Dark Sanctuary is still the same sentence, how much food you eat with a big belly, and the allocation of resources should be based on the strength of each civilization, and the strength of our Dark Sanctuary is obvious to all, so we must get back our share of rations. ”
Originally, everything was fine, but not long ago, a guy named He Peng came up with a lot of technology that surpassed this era, resulting in a serious imbalance in the distribution of interests within mankind, so that the share of resource supply of our various civilizations was disrupted.
"Since the war of civilizations two thousand years ago, there has been no major war between our civilizations, although there have been large-scale wars within mankind during this period, but we have maintained it, and have never embarked on the road of extinction, and all civilizations have also recuperated and actively prepared for the next natural disaster!
Sophia smiled and made a gesture of invitation to Omars, who pressed the fire.
"Oh, negotiate, okay, you can talk about anything, I don't ask you for anything. ”
He Peng turned around and sat on the edge of the pool, facing Sophia.
The current peace situation still comes from the signing of a peace agreement after the war 2,000 years ago, and the agreement is still in play today.
Everyone was quite nervous, and Sophia actually changed her arrogant appearance in the past, and her attitude and tone were very modest. They nodded secretly, feeling that Sophia was right, that the exchanges between various civilizations had always been either open and covert or fighting, and the very important reason was that each other's attitudes were too arrogant, and no one could tolerate anyone, and negotiations could not be discussed.
At this time, Sophia walked in dressed in fancy clothes, she went straight to the conference table, and immediately a demon set up a chair next to Omars, Sophia sat on the chair with a smile, raised Erlang's legs, supported her arms on her legs, and rested her chin in the palm of her hand, and said: "He Peng, you are good, we are negotiating today, and the negotiation must have the appearance of negotiation.
Omars wanted to talk, but He Peng's attitude made him really unable to get off the stage!
It's a pity that he came with the order of the Dark Immortal Lord, and before he could talk about it, he talked about how Huang did and how to let the Dark Immortal Monarch trust him.
Omars also felt that the bird feathers on his neck were popping out, and he wanted to raise his arms and fly up a few times, and there was not a single short hair left in He Peng's head!
The demons of the Dark Temple, their lungs were about to explode, and one or two of them were directly transformed, one turned into a pile of stones, and the other turned into a thick black smoke.
He Peng smiled and said: "I know, it was you who begged grandpa to tell grandma and invited my fellow villagers from Huaxia to persuade me to come and meet you. ”
"Don't you know where you are and who you are!"
He is now the fish on the board, just waiting to be eaten in the pot, the difference is just the whole steamed or large pieces or sliced shabu, how can he be crooked.
Negotiating with those people, everyone is comparing strength, what strength do you have, what strength do I have, what is your purpose, what is my purpose, everyone is open and honest on the table, whether it is quarreling or threatening, it is all a competition for strength, but what does this He Peng have
Omas was dumbfounded, he had experienced a lot of things in his long years, and had dealings with many great politicians, military strategists, and careerists, but whether those people were gentle, gentlemanly, heroic and rude, the identity of the big man still cared, and there had never been a person like He Peng, who used boring words to squeeze people as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Oh, okay, okay, okay, you don't want food, today this one asks me for technology, tomorrow the one asks me to invest, it's really annoying, it's really rare to see a civilization like you who is very powerful and doesn't need me to give alms, yes, you have a lot of backbone, by the way, what kind of immortal monarch of yours I admire him, I'll invite him to drink when I go back, system!"
"If you want to talk nonsense, our Dark Sanctuary is under the leadership of the Dark Lord, and it is powerful"
He Peng put his feet in the pool and said while putting on his shoes, "Looking for me, hehe, people who don't know me are looking for me for something, either begging me for money, or begging me for technology, usually they ask for food, they have a good attitude, I will reward them if I am in a good mood, you should also ask for food when you look for me, I haven't been in a good mood recently!"
"He Peng, do you know what we are looking for you today?"
Prince Omars knew that if he hadn't interrupted, he might have said he would go tomorrow morning.
This Roshan is a chatter, and everyone frowned.
A guy who looked like a mountain of meat said: "Okay, okay, hurry up and get to the point, I'm going to sleep underground when I'm done!
He Peng is even more disgusting, this guy's feet and mouth grow together, thinking about the fact that he drank the footwash water just now, he didn't feel happy at all.
"Hehe, no, no, isn't this thirsty!" said the two dead vines that had absorbed the water and withdrew, and a few new leaves grew on the head full of leaves.
"Old Tree, what are you messing around, do you think your Wood Spirit Civilization can mock the Dark Temple?" the old bird's tone was full of threat.
Omars's face couldn't hold back.
Monster! He Peng moved to the side.
He felt comfortable He Peng felt disgusted, and quickly took out his feet, and after the two dead wood vines were soaked in the water, they actually made a sound of drinking water, and the water in the pool was less than a foot in the blink of an eye.
"Wow, comfortable!" said the trumpet, "Little brother will really enjoy it!"
He Peng suddenly saw two black dead wood vines winding from under the table and poking into the swimming pool.
The guy with leaves on the top of his head and a mouth like a trumpet flower spoke: "Oh, the Dark Temple has set up a big show to invite us here, I thought there was something important to discuss, it turned out that everyone was invited to wash their feet!
The various animals and plants at the table laughed together, everyone from different civilizations, and they were received by the Dark Temple with an arrogant attitude, and they were not happy in their hearts.
Wow
"Old bird, what are you chirping wow, aren't you here for me to wash my feet, I see that only this place is empty, so I think you invited me to wash my feet! ”
"Bastard, is this where you wash your feet," Omars furious.
Everyone looked at the edge of the pool, and Omars turned his head to see a black-haired young man sitting on the edge of the pool, one foot and calf soaked in the water, and both hands were pulling the boot off the other foot.
"What about humans," Omars asked in a deep voice.
The banshee behind him opened the seat for him, and he sat proudly.
Dressed in a solemn multicolored robe covered by the whole body, with his head held high, his white hair and beard fluttering proudly, Omas walked majestically to the conference table and looked at the guests who had been waiting for a long time.
"Prince Omars has arrived!" a banshee shouted, and everyone stopped whispering.
Two rows of heavily armed demon clans showed contemptuous expressions.
He Peng shrugged indifferently, strolled to the pool, and sat on the edge of the escalator with his back to the conference table.
"Unruly humans, that's the position of Prince Omas, you just stand!"
He Peng walked straight towards the only empty position, but was stopped by the sword demon.
He Peng walked over, many people on the table greeted He Peng with a smile, and one of the guys with many leaves on his head smiled and his mouth bloomed like a trumpet flower, making He Peng uncomfortable.
A carved royal chair on the main seat of the table was still empty.
The pool is still the same as last time, the difference is that no one swims in the pool, and the original tables and chairs on the edge of the pool have been removed, replaced by a long conference table, which is now full of people of all shapes.
He Peng was secretly amused.
The onlookers glared at her, but she scratched her head.
The banshee is beautiful, but IQ is obviously not the main direction of his evolution. She said proudly, "Hehe, do you see that the earth is too crowded, and useless things should be destroyed." ”
He Peng laughed and said: "Yes, yes, I can see that you are better than them, are you going to unify the earth this time, are you going to drive all the fools of other civilizations to Mars?"
She said proudly, "You see, no one dares to mess with our Dark Temple, you'd better cooperate with us." ”
The banshee who led the way led He Peng to walk in with a smile, not noticing that two people had been scattered by the animals.
The sword demon laughed, and many sharp spikes grew on its body, which hurt the strange animals who didn't have time to dodge, and they roared but didn't dare to approach.
"Get out of the way!" a sword demon squeezed into the crowd, and the crowd immediately screamed and parted.
When He Peng and his entourage came over, the group of guys crowded over to see He Peng like monkeys watching the zoo. He Peng gave Liu Yishuang a look, and then bubbles suddenly began to bubble in the air, and bubbles that appeared out of thin air like a fountain surprised many animals.
He Peng couldn't help but panic in his heart, a good earth, there are so many strange things hidden, hey, it really should be cleared.
Anyway, it looks like an alien creature exhibition, and these guys are far from the dark demons.
When the three of them followed a graceful banshee to the outdoor pool, the pool was surrounded by all kinds of strange animals. There are all kinds of shapes, some with leaves, some with three tails, and some with the head of a pig
He Peng still remembers the death of the big gold brick, if he had decided early who was the general and who was the little soldier, the big gold brick would only be obedient, how could he be dead and act as a general, this time history must not repeat itself!
Liu Yishuang wanted to say something, but He Peng's eyes widened, "Execute the order, remember that I am the general of the Thousand Gates!"
"Ha, you two have become a gang!" He Peng said: "Then it's decided, you will slip away when you find an opportunity." ”
Zhang Qiling's face was flushed, and Liu Yishuang couldn't bear it: "Door master, although the Taoist priest is a little stupid, his heart is good, let's not talk about him like that." ”
He Peng said angrily: "You are confused, of course you can run to the dock! Otherwise, what are you looking for a boat for, your IQ is really worrying, you better stay by Liu Yishuang's side to protect her, I don't dare to let you be with me, and I have to be distracted to take care of you!"
Zhang Qiling: "Then I will negotiate with you, I will calculate the hexagram, and I can judge which direction it is safer to run, and I can guide you when the time comes." ”
He Peng: "Nonsense! I'm a general, you have to listen to me, and besides, I don't worry about the Taoist priest asking him to find a boat, and I have to go to this matter." ”
Liu Yishuang: "If you can't find a ship, just do it, I want to negotiate with you so that they don't bully you!"
He Peng: "Today I am the main force of the negotiations, their eyes are on me, I ask you to find an opportunity to sneak to the beach to find me a fast boat, waiting for me on the sea thousands of miles away from the coastline, if there is chaos on the island but I did not rush to the beach, you leave immediately, don't wait for me!"
After washing, the three of them discussed today's policy.
He Peng secretly said in his heart: A great love expert once said that the love between men and women begins with curiosity, and the little Shuang girl became curious about the Taoist priest, will love be far away?"
He Peng and Liu Yishuang looked at each other, and Liu Yishuang suddenly sneered, "This fool is really strange!"
"I didn't sleep last night, my mind was a little trance, please forgive me for the rudeness, if Miss Liu doesn't need the bathroom for the time being, I want to go in and wash up." After saying that, he walked straight into the bathroom!
Zhang Qiling panicked, and after reading two words in his mouth, he suddenly became wooden again.
I can't help but be more curious about Zhang Qiling's mental activities, this thing can't have a problem with intelligence.
He Peng looked at Liu Yishuang, only to see that she had changed into a new dress, her face was covered with a mask, and there were many black mud-like things squeezed out of the corners of the mask, her shoulders were covered with a wide white bath towel to prevent her clothes from being soiled, and her hair was also wrapped in a white hair towel.
At this time, Liu Yishuang also ran out and reprimanded Zhang Qiling unrelentingly: "Do you have any merit, other girls are wearing makeup inside, why don't you come in without knocking, I know, you must want to peek! Hmph, you can't see anything!"
Zhang Qiling panicked: "White flowers, black monsters!"
He Peng smiled evilly: "What do you see?"
Zhang Qiling closed the door like a desert and ran back.
"Ahh
"Oh. Zhang Qiling didn't sleep all night, and went to the bathroom in a daze!
"Okay, don't forget it, let's still believe that man will win the day, wash it down, and get ready to start fighting!"
If Xuanmen can penetrate the heavens, how can it even lose the direction of human civilization, and finally embark on the evolutionary route of scientific and technological civilization!
After such a toss, He Peng has lost confidence in Zhang Qiling's hexagram, and Liu Yishuang's words have also resonated with him.
Zhang Qiling scratched his head again and muttered: "It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense, even if the accuracy rate drops, every hexagram is certain to die, how can 110,000 times be a high probability event?"
He Peng wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, it turned out that this kid had been tossing around all night.
"it!"
"Only the first hexagram is accurate for a day of my Xuanmen divine sign, and the others are all random signs, and the accuracy rate is very low! So although it is a hexagram from last night, the time is already today, since my first hexagram is marriage, then the second hexagram is life and death, so these hexagrams behind are actually not allowed! It turns out that we are not certain to die!"
"It's still twelve o'clock, it's still thirteen o'clock, haven't you rested, are you confused" He Peng reached out to touch his forehead, and Zhang Qiling's hand was opened.
Zhang Qiling scratched his head and sneered: "How can it be okay, the monster gate was tossed for a long time last night, and it was already past twelve o'clock when I started the first hexagram!"
He Peng scratched his head and felt that he and Zhang Qiling were not in the same dimension, "What do you mean by this, what does it have to do with whether we die today or not?"
Zhang Qiling waved his hand again and again, "No, I didn't mean that, I was so confused that I forgot that the first hexagram I counted last night was the marriage sign!"
He Peng smiled: "You have also figured out that it is a bit silly to rely on bamboo sticks to tell fortunes." ”
Omars said impatiently: "Long-winded, you can eat for a day, you can eat and drink enough before you think about it, Lao Ao I can afford to wait, and I don't care about killing people!"
He Peng smiled and nodded, and ate slowly.