Chapter 12 Deception of the Yin and the Yang
While driving, Shen Xiaocen joked half-truthfully: "Okay, Zhang Erpi, you can really deceive, you actually deceived Zhao Laodu, look at how much money you have defrauded." ”
I ignored her, knowing that she wouldn't believe it.
I have a lot of thoughts in my heart,
Thinking about the possibility of returning to the rented house, one is that Xia Xueli has moved out and the house is empty.
The other is that no one has ever lived next door.
The landlord would tell me that no one named Sherry had ever rented this house.
That's what I'm most afraid of hearing,
That proves that Xia Shirley is a yin spirit!
But it's not right, I hugged her, there is flesh and blood, there is body temperature, it can't be a yin spirit,
Then why did her clothes appear in front of the ninth furnace?!
Seeing the car in front of the rented house,
I shook my head, shaking off the confusion of thoughts,
Looking at the second floor, I was a little scared, afraid that I would never see Xia Xueli again!
Anyway, I care a lot about Xia Shirley,
I just hope that she is not dead, but for some special reason, she ran out of the house.
I saw a figure flash in front of the window next door,
That figure is definitely Xia Shirley,
My heart suddenly beat wildly, and asked Shen Xiaocen to wait for me downstairs,
Then I couldn't wait to run upstairs.
When I arrived at the door of Xia Xueli's room, I excitedly raised my hand and knocked on the door.
After a few knocks, the door creaked open.
Xia Xueli appeared at the door and asked in surprise, "Who are you looking for?"
My heart was about to jump out of my throat!
He said incoherently and quickly: "I'm looking for you, don't be angry first, listen to me......"
Xia Xueli interrupted me with tears and laughter: "Who are you, you don't recognize the wrong person, do we know each other?"
I raised my voice anxiously and said, "Of course I know, don't you vomit with me anymore, I've always been worried about you, can you listen to my explanation!"
Xia Xueli raised her thin eyebrows more and more confused and said: "Hehe, you are really interesting, what do you explain, we don't know each other!"
I thought Shasherry was vomiting with me,
I almost had a husband and wife affair with me that day, and I said I didn't know each other.
I emotionally pointed to her lower abdomen and said, "I really don't dislike you for being pregnant, it's not that I don't want to be a father, it's because ......"
Xia Xueli interrupted me angrily: "It's because you are sick, who is pregnant, I have stomach bloating, who said that I will use you as a father, if you want to talk nonsense to me again, I will call the police!"
I look at the way she talks, it really doesn't look like she's angry with me,
That expression doesn't seem to recognize me,
At that time, I was confused, what the hell is going on?!
Shen Xiaocen will wait for me downstairs, she has been following me,
At the corner of the stairs, he said coldly to me: "Zhang Erpi, can you still do it, you are going to get married, why are you still hooking up here!"
Xia Xueli stretched out her head to look at Shen Xiaocen, and then looked at me up and down,
said with a disdainful face: "I have a girlfriend who still comes to harass me, what a scumbag, don't let me see you again in the future, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind to you!"
With a bang, the door slammed shut.
I was like a short circuit, my brain went blank, I didn't know what was going on?
Anyway, Xia Shirley is still there,
This is also a great comfort to me,
As for what the hell is going on, I'll have to find out slowly.
I followed Shen Xiaocen downstairs indifferently,
Originally, I wanted to use my vaginal finger to probe Xia Xueli,
To see if she was a human or a spirit, she didn't probe,
Then she also changed her clothes and wore a chiffon shirt with a pair of denim hot pants with tassels.
Instead of that ripped jeans and little black silk suspenders.
Through the chiffon shirt, I vaguely saw her navel diamond, which was still the blue diamond of great value.
Seeing me look like a broken love,
Shen Xiaocen was very angry and warned: "Zhang Erpi, I warn you, no matter who you marry our sister, you can't do anything to be sorry for her, you can't hook up outside, do you hear?!"
I replied lightly: "I'm just going on a blind date with you nine sisters now, haven't I decided who to marry yet, do I still have the right to choose, if I don't fall in love with your nine sisters, then I can die for love, who cares, as for you nine sisters, all of them are high up, and they look down on me at all, why should I care about your life or death?!"
Shen Xiaocen's face was pale and speechless.
Said frantically: "Zhang Erpi, don't be ignorant, our sisters all have their own assets and careers, even if they are arrogant, they also have arrogant capital, you Zhang Erpi is a small corpse refiner, eat soft rice, do you have to feed you with our sisters, in front of our sisters, I feel that I can't stand being short, do you know how many men who are stronger than you are all vying to marry us?!"
I snorted coldly: "You live Niu Bi, there are men vying to marry you, that's your business, it's my business, if it weren't for the No. 9 furnace to get us together, do you think I would go to climb your sisters, I have my own life, and now it's all disrupted by you, you still dare to chirp with me here, believe it or not, if you don't change your attitude towards me, then Lao Tzu won't marry anyone, and everyone will die!"
I'm in a bad mood, and Shen Xiaocen doesn't look at the fire.
At this time, he came to provoke me, and it was strange to be angry with her.
Shen Xiaocen saw that I was really hot, and he didn't dare to say more.
got into the car in a huff,
Then he asked me angrily, "Old Zhao invited you to his house for dinner, do you want to go?"
I happen to be hungry too, why don't you go,
Besides, the black shadow of the No. 9 furnace has not yet been clarified from the entanglement with the Zhao family.
That's what I'm doing, and I'm going to have to get to the bottom of it.
As for how to deal with it after it is investigated, we will talk about it then.
If I sleep in a ferry suit, maybe the ferryman will give me dreams.
"Go. "I don't want to say a word more.
Shen Xiaocen glanced at me and said: "Zhang Erpi, I didn't expect you to be so cautious, a big man, why bother with women, if you make more achievements, it will naturally make people look up to you, for example, you deceived very well today, not only deceived the ghost, but also blinded Zhao Lao, and used you as a ferryman in the yang world, admire, hehe!"
For no reason, how did I become a liar,
I really want to pump her!
Shen Xiaocen glanced at me and said, "Zhang Erpi, Zhao Lao invites you to dinner, and at the same time, I also want to ask you to exorcise evil spirits for him, so let's do it, you promise to come down, I will help you expel it, and then we will pay four or six of them." ”
It's no wonder that Shen Xiaocen lived in a villa and drove a luxury car when he was older than me, what a money string head!
I said, "Who's six and who's four?"
"Of course it's me six and you're four, you didn't do anything, just take four, aren't you satisfied?" Shen Xiaocen said as a matter of course.
Thinking of the dark shadow afraid of my probing finger,
I pouted and said, "Then I'll do it myself, I can handle this little thing myself." ”
Shen Xiaocen pursed his lips angrily and said, "Isn't it okay to be half a point?"
I shook my head and said: "It's someone who took the initiative to find me, and I took the job, if you want to get a piece of the pie, it's twenty-eight, you two and I eight, if you don't want to, forget it." ”
"You're only two!" Shen Xiaocen picked up his little fist and hit me in disgust.
Then he nodded helplessly and said: "Okay, who made me not as good at deceiving people as you, and deliberately bought a set of game clothes, I was really clever at cheating, what a scheming man!"
I smiled and said, "Thanks for the compliment." ”
The car drove to Zhao's house, and I saw with my own eyes what a rich family is.
After the car drove into the gate, on the boulevard, I saw the wine cellar, the barbecue room, the swimming pool, the parking lot,
After driving for a few more minutes, I drove to the villa where the owner lived.
There are still a few white peacocks wandering at the door, which is really like a fairyland.
When I thought of my yard with a few old hens, my heart was out of balance!
When Zhao Lao saw me coming, he personally led someone to welcome me out,
When I looked at those people, they weren't Zhao Lao's followers,
There are monks and Taoists, and there are feng shui masters.
I'm a little unhappy, since you want to ask me to help him crack it, why are you asking these people to do it?
Believe me?!
After all, Zhao Lao's matter is related to the female corpse of the No. 9 furnace,
If you don't crack it from the root, it will be difficult to solve Zhao Lao's problem.
Zhao Lao is an old Jianghu, and he immediately sensed my unhappiness,
Hurriedly said with a smiling face: "These masters are all found by my nephew Dahao, and I hope the master will not be surprised." ”
Those monks, Taoists, and feng shui masters are also well-known figures in the circle.
You may have heard Zhao Lao say that I am a ferryman in the yang world,
They all looked at me with the eyes of monsters,
When you see that I am an inconspicuous poor boy,
They all showed disdainful glances, and snickered in private.
The topic of their discussion and ridicule is the same as Shen Xiaocen's point of view,
I'm a poor boy, how can I obey Zhao Lao's deception?!
There is a way that is the gold of all mouths,
Zhao Lao was also suspicious of me,
Because the masters said in unison,
Even if there is the reincarnation of the White Dragon King, it is impossible to have any yang ferryman.
A person who can call himself a ferryman in the yang world must be a liar!
Listening to them talk like this, I began to doubt life.
Zhao Lao's nephew Dahao stepped forward,
Pi smiled and said provocatively: "Since Master Zhang said that he is a ferryman in the yang world, let that dirty thing come out and say hello to everyone." ”