Chapter 13: The Crooked Figure

Mud horses, isn't this finding fault?!

I secretly regulate my emotions,

is also like those masters who are extremely high-spirited, making them calm and relaxed.

There is a probing finger, and Lao Tzu has the bottom in his heart.

As long as the dirty things are on the body, there will be yin energy on the body.

With a single finger of the probe, you can poke out the eight generations of the ancestors of that dirty thing.

What is evil and dirty,

In fact, to put it bluntly, it is a yin energy condensed by obsession,

Find out the ins and outs, dissolve the obsession, and leave the dirty things alone, and it will naturally dissipate.

Who wants to be a lonely ghost, who doesn't want to be reincarnated,

Isn't it just that you can't get rid of your obsession, so you can't enter reincarnation!

I concentrated and looked at Zhao Lao's face,

His eyes were bloodshot, and there were misty shadows on the whites of his eyes.

It means that he does have dirt on him.

When I met him and shook hands, I already probed him with my fingers.

There is nothing abnormal in my Yin Finger, which means that there is no Yin Qi in him.

That is, there is no dirt,

I can't help but wonder,

I believe that Master Qiao taught me a unique face-to-face skill, one phase and one accurate.

When Master Qiao was young, he was a famous feng shui master.

Look at the acupoints, drive away evil spirits and disasters, and do anything.

leaked too many heavenly opportunities, and when people reach middle age, all the five disadvantages and three deficiencies will be on his head.

One eye is blind, his wife runs away, and his son loses half of his life savings,

Then because he robbed an Internet celebrity female anchor, he stabbed someone to death in a fight.

was sentenced to death, and half a year ago, a gun was sent to the west.

Master Qiao is discouraged,

Just find a job of refining corpses, and live a chaotic life.

As fate would have it, when I met Master Qiao,

He just lost his son, and I just lost my father.

After chatting a few times, he treated me like a son.

I treated him like a father,

Master Qiao taught me all his unique skills,

He also gave me the secret book handed down by his ancestors,

Tell me that his time is short, and let me refine him with my own hands after he dies.

So I'm very embarrassed,

Do you believe in the secret technique you learned from Master Qiao, or do you believe in my Yin Detection Finger?

I've tried it, and I can't believe it.

And there may be something wrong with the physiognomy,

I believe that those master Taoist priests, judging from the face of Zhao Lao,

must also think that there is something dirty on Zhao Lao's body.

Although there is no dirt on Zhao Lao's body,

But he has a crooked nose and a slanted shadow of his mouth, which people who don't know physiognomy can't see.

A ball of blood appeared in the palace of life, and the main murderer was the culprit.

Looking at the shadow behind him again, it was almost gone.

When I saw this, I knew it in my heart.

Shen Xiaocen saw that I just looked at Zhao Lao and didn't speak,

Thought it embarrassed me,

I just want to step forward to help me out of the siege, after all, she still has two layers of dividends.

I stretched out my hand to block Shen Xiaocen,

He said lightly to Dahao: "Zhao Lao has no dirt on his body at all, do you think Zhao Lao looks like a dirty thing?!"

Dahao was stunned for a moment, stared at a pair of snake eyes and sneered: "All the masters present have shown it to my uncle, and they all see that my uncle has dirty things on his body, but you actually said no, what if you catch dirty things from my uncle?!"

I said in a confident voice: "Then I won't do it as a ferryman!"

Ha ha!

The whole large living room suddenly burst into laughter again!

Even Shen Xiaocen and Wang Mingzhu, who walked in later, couldn't help laughing,

Laugh along.

Everyone looked at me like a big joke,

Pointing at me, saying anything,

But it's all the same thing, saying that I have a mental problem!

But I'm still calm,

I believe in my boss, in the ferryman of the underworld, in the finger he sent me.

Seeing that they have laughed enough,

I snorted coldly: "Then let the master lead the dirty things out, let me open my eyes too, and there are things that are not under my jurisdiction!"

When the crowd heard me say this, they laughed again.

Then the eight immortals crossed the sea, each showing their magical powers,

One after another, the incense burning method was tinkered with on Zhao Lao for a long time,

Not even a single hair was drummed out.

They were all dumbfounded, obviously there was something dirty on their bodies,

But all kinds of spells have been used, and they haven't come out.

What's going on?!

I don't laugh anymore,

They all looked at each other dumbfounded, and they were all confused.

Shen Xiaocen and Wang Mingzhu also looked at me with strange eyes,

Both of them also saw that there was something dirty on Zhao Lao's body,

But why haven't those profound masters come out?

There is only one possibility, that is, no.

Dahao went outside to make a call,

After a while, a hunchbacked old lady with gray hair came in.

scrawny, hunched over, on crutches,

In the sunken eye sockets, the two eyes are particularly terrifying, as if there are no black eyes.

It's two white eyeballs.

But he's not blind, and his eyes are pretty good.

The old lady is not polite nonsense,

directly let people make a large basin of clear water and put it at Zhao Lao's feet,

Let Zhao Lao put his feet in.

Then, as if by magic, he reached out and pulled out a female paper figure from the hunchback.

The paper figure is painted with colorful clothes, and his hair is scattered,

It's pretty scary to look at.

The old lady put the paper figure in the water,

Immediately the water in the basin began to shake,

The paper man shook in the water for a while, and suddenly it seemed like it was alive,

It stood up as if it had weight,

He put his feet straight into the basin.

The pelvic floor began to spill out, black blood.

The old lady stretched out her withered hands and paws,

Press on the head of the paper figure.

Dahao immediately shouted arrogantly on the side: "Look, everyone, Granny Bai has caught out the dirty things!"

I sensed something was wrong, but I couldn't see what was wrong for a while.

Old Zhao's body began to shake violently,

His face turned pale, and suddenly a mouthful of blood spurted out,

All splattered on the paper figures.

The white granny grabbed the head of the paper man,

Pulled the paper figure out of the basin.

Immediately, the water cleared again.

I heard Master Qiao tell me about using paper people to attract spirits,

After the paper man leads the spirit, he must press the disgusting thing,

Immediately fried and burned,

Because the paper man can only attract spirits, not seal the spirits,

But the white granny thrust the paper figure into the hunchback, turned her head and walked out.

I can't see the problem in the person, I will observe his shadow,

This is also what Master Qiao taught me.

Sure enough, I found the problem in the shadow of the white mother-in-law.

Although the shadow of this white granny is in human form,

But in the shadow of this humanoid, there was also a slender and curved shadow.

I stepped forward and blocked the way of the white mother-in-law,

Pointing to her hunchback, he said, "Granny Bai, I am the ferryman of the yang world, and this yin soul must be sent down by me." ”

While I was approaching the white mother-in-law,

The probe finger began to react,

By the time I pointed at her, the fingers had turned fiery red.

None of the people present noticed this detail.

It's just like watching a play, laughing at me and watching me have another psychotic seizure.

Little by little, I'm discovering the beauty of the probing finger,

That is, when my yin probe finger comes into contact with yin qi,

The heavier the other party's yin qi, the redder my fingers become,

When it is strong, it will be strong until the opponent's yin qi is completely extinguished.

Extinguish the evil yin,

It's like pulling out the fangs of a viper, and it's nothing.

I felt like my index finger was about to burn,

What a lot of yin!

If the dirty thing attached to Zhao Lao's body has such a big yin qi,

You really don't have to look at the physiognomy,

Such a big yin qi was enough to make Zhao Lao mentally deranged and full of nonsense.

At the same time, there will be signs of corpse transformation in the body,

The skin is green, the teeth are protruding, the nails are overgrown,

I could tell that these masters were in awe of this white woman.

Whenever Granny Bai came in and went out, these people took the initiative to make way.

And didn't dare to strike up a conversation, or even take a second look.

I stepped forward to stop the white mother-in-law,

Shen Xiaocen and Wang Mingzhu, the frightened little faces of the two beauties, turned white,

They all waved at me nervously, motioning for me to stand back,

Hurry up and make way for Granny Bai.

But what those present feared,

is the huge and incomparable yin qi on the white mother-in-law,

No master's mana can suppress this yin energy,

And one of my yin probing fingers can completely suppress this yin qi on her body.

Granny Bai also found out about this, otherwise she would have made a move earlier,

With her strength, as long as she spits out a puff of smoke at me,

I'm going to be a rotting corpse.

Granny Bai seems to be wondering, she is constantly casting yin qi on me,

Normally, I'd already be covered in frost,

The whole body turned green, and the heart froze into ice bumps,

But I still don't have anything!

Granny Bai turned around and walked back,

After a few steps, he suddenly turned around and stomped at me.

"Be careful!" Shen Xiaocen shouted and jumped in front of me.

Leaning his back against my chest, he blocked Granny Bai with his body.

Wang Mingzhu also sent a double thunder trick to Granny Bai.

With a bang,

I hugged Shen Xiaocen and flew out thunderously by Granny Bai's stomping.

If it weren't for Wang Mingzhu fighting with all his strength and stopping it with heavy thunder,

Shen Xiaocen was seriously injured if he didn't die.

I hugged Shen Xiaocen and fell heavily to the ground.

Although I almost fell apart,

But I still hugged her and didn't let go.

Shen Xiaocen was slammed on the chest by Granny Bai's stomping thunder,

Wow spit out a mouthful of blood,

I hugged her and shouted uncontrollably: "Shen Xiaocen, what's wrong with you, are you okay?"

Shen Xiaocen looked at me resentfully,

He said weakly: "I'm fine, there seems to be something wrong with your hand, don't you feel panicked?!"

I went, and I noticed where I covered my hands,

No wonder it's so soft!