The first volume of Reverse Odd Jobs is sabotage

A pair of big eyes stared at Jiang Yun in surprise, staring at Wuka.

Uka glanced around in a panic, and threatened in a fierce voice: "Don't shut up yet, you really want me to kill you"

Uka laughed and said, "Gaios, haha, Gaios, you have become such an ugly woman, are you still the proud Gaios I know who has a spiritual cleanliness fetish?"

Countless Arrs rushed forward desperately, and were dissipated by a flash of silver light into golden light, and at the same time, several Armen around the black people were also killed.

Uka floated in the air, commanding countless Arles to besiege a group of Arles on a platform in the middle, and the Negro Aunt was also in the midst of that group of Armen, and seemed to be their leader.

And there's chaos going on in this space!

It was a spherical space full of runes, and there were countless intricate runes carved on the spherical edge of the large space.

As soon as I came in, I saw a big scuffle.

Boom! With a flash of silver light, He Peng blasted out a gap in the wall with his heart sword and rushed in instantly!

"Ahhh

Then he found himself being carried up by He Peng, crashing into the wall at a speed of one hundred and twenty kilometers per hour.

He Peng immediately rushed towards the wall again, Jiang Yun was prescient this time, he firmly grabbed He Peng's neck, "You don't want to die!"

Jiang Yun's mind was spinning rapidly, and he said: "This is a soul power wall that only pure soul bodies can pass through, and we can't get by!"

He Peng pointed to the front and said, "Bell Pepper has a big accident, you have to go in!"

He Peng was knocked dizzy, and he slowed down for a while before he stood up, and then Jiang Yun also came closer, he grabbed He Peng and asked, "What's the matter with falling to the ground?"

He was like a high-speed car crashing into a huge wall, his body was deformed, and then he was very bounced off and fell to the ground!

He Peng slammed into that wall!

Somewhere in front of him, there seemed to be an invisible wall, and countless Arren were swarming into it, and after passing the invisible wall, the Arns disappeared out of thin air, and He Peng deduced that it must be the entrance to a space, or simply a blindfold to block the view.

But one thing is for sure, what is happening has to do with bell peppers!

There must be something going on ahead, what happened He Peng felt as if he knew what was going on, but he couldn't remember it.

He Peng chased after Wuka with all his might, but Wuka was a soul after all, even if he couldn't teleport, the speed was not something He Peng could catch up, and he lost the trace of Wuka after running for more than a kilometer, at the same time He Peng noticed that many Alkans were running forward in groups, He Peng realized that his direction was correct, as long as he kept a direction with the Als, he would definitely be able to find Wuka.

"Damn, who's doing the damage to me, I'm going to kill him!"

Wuka tried several times to use teleportation to go to the soul space circle, but her teleportation failed, and his face turned pale, there was only one possibility in this situation, someone was destroying the space circle.

However, He Peng also disappeared around the corner!

Jiang Yun's speed was far from He Peng, and he shouted while chasing after him: "He Peng, don't make trouble for Lao Tzu, I finally found an opportunity to teach him human emotions."

He Peng felt that he must have missed a great opportunity, so he hurried to chase it!

He Peng pushed Jiang Yun away and prepared to attack, but Wuka had already run far away, turning the corner of the temple and disappearing!

"What are you going to do, don't mess around!"

The space flashed again, and He Peng immediately realized that something was wrong, this may be the abnormal situation that Bell Pepper said, he was just about to sacrifice his heart sword to attack Wuka, but he was pounced on by Jiang Yun.

Jiang Yun asked, "What is it?"

Uka exclaimed, "What's the matter, Soul Space Array!"

Suddenly, the temple in front of him and the surrounding scenery flashed, He Peng rubbed his eyes, he saw just now that these scenes suddenly all moved, as if they suddenly disappeared and came back.

"Wow, that's complicated!" Uka exclaimed.

Jiang Yun's eyes widened, with a surprised look, and then pretended to be panicked when the deer was bumping into it.

"Look, it's like this. ”

Jiang Yun leaned against the wall, letting Wuka's arms support the wall.

Jiang Yun said: "Well, no, the fear is there, but the direction is not right, I'll demonstrate, you follow along." ”

"I'm not stupid," Uka saw their expressions and knew that he was not doing the right thing.

Jiang Yun suddenly had a black line in his head, and He Peng laughed on the ground again.

Uka nodded obediently, suddenly covered his mouth with his hands, and roared in horror: "Hell!

"You've seen fear in my memory, try to imitate it. ”

"But I'm not scared at all!"

"This is called Bidong, in the early stage of greedy love, many men will do this kind of thing to women, and women will be surprised and scared if they are not psychologically prepared"

He Peng sighed and followed them, Jiang Yun brought Wuka to the back of the temple, and asked Wuka to stand against the wall of the temple, while he supported the wall with one hand, and locked Wuka in the space formed by his arm.

Jiang Yun pulled Wuka to turn his head and continue to walk forward.

"Hehe, yes, yes, not all, I'll teach you slowly"

Wuka asked Jiang Yun suspiciously: "Is this the case?"

"Not good!" He Peng hurriedly said, "You have just established a relationship, and you have taken a romantic walk holding hands for the first time, how can you interrupt for these trivial matters, why do you have to take a walk, eat, watch a meteor shower together, and you can only do other things after the full set of procedures are completed."

Uka smiled: "Soon, why don't we go and see if the black woman has woken up, and we can start when we wake up." ”

Jiang Yun smiled: "Yes, yes, the great Wuka can solve any problem, when will we start summoning the king of the north back, I can't wait."

Wuka nodded and said: "So that's the case, the consumption of space soul power has been a bit larger recently, and it is not surprising that there are problems in some places, when we summon the king of the north back, the soul power of the Al people in the north and south will be able to produce a cycle of symbiosis again, and then our soul power here will slowly become abundant." ”

Jiang Yun hurriedly said: "Oh, I blame He Peng, he just caused you to consume two doppelgangers, we have consumed too much soul power during this time, I feel that there is a little problem in many places, especially where I live, sometimes I can see snowflakes in the sky, how can there be snowflakes, it's like watching TV signal interruption." ”

Wuka's face changed: "Impossible, even if she is in a deep coma, there is mental activity, as long as there is mental activity, I can feel her." ”

He Peng secretly said that she was going to be bad: "She hasn't woken up yet, and she has no mental activity, so you can't feel it."

Wuka suddenly remembered something and asked, "Is that black aunt awake, why can't I feel her?"

"No, I swear I didn't laugh at you!" He Peng rolled up from the ground, laughing painfully, he felt that he had already suffocated his internal injuries.

Wuka frowned, "Mr. He, what do you mean by this, it's the first time I've come into contact with this kind of thing, and I didn't have a foundation before, so of course I will learn it slowly." ”

He Peng hugged his stomach and laughed and rolled to the ground.

Uka nodded like a good student and muttered, "No wonder human doctors think love is a disease. ”

Jiang Yun laughed and said: "Well, you are right, but it is not comprehensive enough, when your lover kisses you, especially when you kiss for the first time, it is true that you should be shy, but this is just one of the emotional reactions, there are also a series of complex reactions such as rapid heartbeat, increased blood pressure, blushing, dizziness of the brain, crankiness and so on." ”

Uka squirmed, "Shouldn't I be shy now?"

He Peng was so frightened that he closed his eyes.

"You're so admirable!" Jiang Yun took Wuka's hand and kissed it, letting out a sigh of knowledge.

Uka suddenly realized, "Oh, it turns out that it takes time to process love. ”

Jiang Yun glared at He Peng, and said to Wuka: "Wuka, don't worry, you are so smart, you must be able to learn, the reason why it is not because your time to contact love is too short, you think that we humans have to learn for eleven or twelve years from birth to start falling in love, and the stupid ones have to study for more than twenty years, and even some of the more stupid ones have not learned to fall in love for forty or fifty years, why do you have to spend some time learning." ”

Uka thought for a moment, "You did have this situation in your previous memories, oops, this love is really complicated, I'm really worried that I won't be able to learn it." ”

But this matter must not be said to Wuka, He Peng hesitated for a moment and said: "Can you not ask this question, do you know that people in love sometimes lie in order to get love, and if you keep asking questions, it will affect love." ”

He Peng didn't expect Jiang Yun to really be able to fool Uka into falling in love with him, and he also knew that Jiang Yun's plan should not be disrupted at this time, but no matter how you look at Bell Pepper's unspoken plan, it is more reliable, so he sticks to his promise to Bell Pepper, he must always follow Ukka, and if he finds something abnormal, he will use his heart sword!

Uka asked curiously, "Why?"

He Peng shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "I don't affect you, but I have to follow him." ”

"He Peng, don't affect me!"

Jiang Yun turned his head in annoyance and saw He Peng smiling stupidly.

Wuka pointed behind him and said, "But Mr. He has been following us, will it prevent me from learning to fall in love?"

"Because it's behind the house, we can be alone together, others can't see us, and it's easier for us to fall in love and communicate. ”

"Well, I don't really understand, you teach me slowly, by the way, why are you going there"

Jiang Yun said like a doctoral student giving homework to a primary school student: "Holding hands is the first step in establishing a love relationship, and we will do it step by step." ”

"Where are we going, why are you holding my hand," Uka asked curiously.

Jiang Yun gently took Wuka's hand and walked behind the temple like a couple strolling.

Uka took a step back, and walked back when he heard the words.

Jiang Yun stepped forward and tentatively stretched out a hand to Wuka, "Please don't refuse, let me teach you!"

"Oh yes, it's good you reminded me, I was just going to see what he thought, since you said so, I won't watch it, how do you feel it?"

Jiang Yun stood up and stood in front of Wuka, and said: "Wuka, please don't use soul probing to check our thoughts, love is to feel with your heart, not to rely on cheating methods to find out each other's thoughts, then you will never learn how to fall in love." ”

He Peng was stunned for a while when he heard this, "Yes, why should I kill you?"

He Peng struggled to break away from Jiang Yun and was about to release his heart sword, Wuka asked strangely: "You wait first, I'm not going to kill you or Jiang Yun now, and I'm still going to fall in love with Jiang Yun, the most important thing is that I didn't stop the two of you from being together, why do you still want to kill me"

Wuka sighed and said leisurely: "The lethality of love is really great, I really need to master this spiritual attack technique as soon as possible! Maybe my spiritual space will evolve!"

The onlookers all screamed and scattered, the situation at this time was so crazy that it was completely beyond their mental capacity, and their spirits were greatly traumatized!

"Ugh!"

"Ugh!"

Uka said: "You don't want to be like this, I can also try a love triangle, you don't need to kill and kill!"

"I won't let go!"

"You let go of me!"

It's too abnormal! He Peng immediately prepared to use the heart sword, but Jiang Yun hugged him tightly, and if the heart sword was released, it would definitely hurt Jiang Yun first.

Uka said strangely: "You are also willing to die for him, do you also have love with him, is this a love triangle, the first time I fell in love, it was so complicated, I'm afraid I won't be able to deal with it." ”

Jiang Yun looked at Wuka lovingly, with stars shining in his eyes, he said: "Wuka is a great existence, he won't be as knowledgeable as you, if she wants to kill you, I will die with you!"

He Peng didn't dare to do it, but said angrily, "Do you want him to kill you, or kill me?"

The golden light flashed again, and Wuka reappeared, and He Peng was about to send out the heart sword again, Jiang Yun suddenly hugged He Peng and shouted: "If you want to kill him, I will die for you!"

Jiang Yun's mouth was cracked and his eyes widened, his expression didn't know whether to be surprised or angry, he turned over and threw He Peng down at once: "You bastard, don't make trouble!"

Wooka was beaten into a golden light again!

"Damn!!" He Peng exclaimed.

"No!" A flash of golden light flashed in front of the two of them, and he smiled and said a little shyly, "I am willing to try to accept your love, but I don't understand anything you have to teach me how to fall in love." ”

Jiang Yun said sadly and indignantly: "You idiot, I almost succeeded, I almost got the love of the great soul king, and I was all ruined by you!"

"I'm saving you, you dare to yell at me, are you confused!"

"He Peng, what are you doing!"

Jiang Yun's expression instantly changed from sadness to grief and indignation!

A silver light interrupted him, turning him into a golden light!

Uka muttered, "Then should I experience one?"

Jiang Yun was overjoyed, and said in his heart: "It's not important and interesting, but love is the meaning of life"

Ukka's eyes were a little tangled, he twisted a little, and asked, "Is love really that important and interesting?"

He Peng thought of Bell Pepper, and suddenly remembered what Bell Pepper said, "If you find any abnormality, you will not hesitate to use the Heart Sword!"

All the Al people's eyes protruded, and He Peng's heart was about to pop out, Jiang Yun, can you be a little more dead, can you be a little more disgusting, you are even more disgusting than Aunt Bell Pepper!

I'm hopelessly in love with you, I don't ask for anything else but ask you to let me love you, if this doesn't work, my life has no meaning, please kill me, it's a kind of happiness to die at your feet!"

What is the point of eternal life without love, and living without love is just a kind of torture!

Jiang Yun opened his eyes and showed what he thought was the most charming smile: " That's right, in the noble and sacred for you, you don't need love This useless thing, for those doctors who treat everything as a disease, love is indeed a disease, but do you know that love is not just a large amount of dopamine and secretion, love is the greatest emotion of human beings, human art, the most primitive driving force of human civilization is love, not survival, for human beings love is more important than survival, so there will be many people who are willing to sacrifice their lives and forget death in order to maintain their love and lovers.

"Uh" He Peng was frightened by Wuka's interpretation of love, "Is love a disease?"

From your medical point of view, love is a disease, why are you so obsessed?"

Wuka suddenly retracted his feet and asked Jiang Yun: "I read some knowledge about love from your minds, but I can't understand it, according to your scientific interpretation, love is in a certain physiological period, and the release of some chemicals in the body, such as dopamine, will make people feel "love", and dopamine is an addictive thing with certain side effects. There is also a chemical called that when a couple falls in love, the amount in the blood of both parties is many times higher than usual. It can make men and women have fanatical love, life and death.

He Peng's heart sword trembled violently in his heart, and he almost flew out several times.

Everyone was in a daze, and even their breathing stopped, Wuka stared at Jiang Yun stupidly, and his feet were raised and put down, and so on several times.

Jiang Yun closed his eyes.

Jiang Yun didn't care if he was dead or not, his face was full of tears, and he stared at Wuka with sad eyes and said: " I know, you must look down on me as a little reptile, you are a great Arman, you are a great king of souls, your life is infinitely long, you are like a god, and I am just a humble ash, not even qualified to fall under your feet, but the great Wuka, do you know that I am a human being, human beings have emotions, we will love, we need lovers, we would rather die without love, I am deeply in love with you is incorrigible, if you can't accept that I love you, then please kill me, I would rather die without love. ”

He Peng said in his heart Jiang Yun really came to use a beautiful man's trick, he really didn't know how to write the word dead, He Peng prepared his heart sword to approach Wuka, as long as Wuka dared to make a dead move, he would fight to tear his face and break up Wuka's clone, and save Jiang Yun's life first.

The black aunt drank: "Wuka, you should stop it as soon as possible, even if you absorb the soul power of all the clansmen into your body, even if you absorb my soul power, then what can you do Even if you become a god-like existence, what can you do, you are not alone, there is no joy in life." ”

Uka said: "Nonsense, I have the power of God, I can do whatever I want, I can go to the vast space outside, I can call the wind and rain, all races have to obey me, I don't have to worry about the catastrophe anymore"