Volume 1 Zero Work Sickness~

"Oh, He Peng, it's really surprising that you're back so soon!" In front of him, the golden light flashed, and the southern king of the Arr people stood in front of the cage, with a golden crown on his forehead.

He Peng said angrily: "You know that I will come, do you deliberately want to deal with me if you still make this broken cage?"

Wuka suddenly retracted his feet and asked Jiang Yun: "I read some knowledge about love from your minds, but I can't understand it, according to your scientific interpretation, love is in a certain physiological period, and the release of some chemicals in the body, such as dopamine, will make people feel "love", and dopamine is an addictive thing with certain side effects. There is also a chemical called that when a couple falls in love, the amount in the blood of both parties is many times higher than usual. It can make men and women have fanatical love, life and death.

He Peng's heart sword trembled violently in his heart, and he almost flew out several times.

Everyone was in a daze, and even their breathing stopped, Wuka stared at Jiang Yun stupidly, and his feet were raised and put down, and so on several times.

Jiang Yun closed his eyes.

Jiang Yun didn't care if he was dead or not, his face was full of tears, and he stared at Wuka with sad eyes and said: " I know, you must look down on me as a little reptile, you are a great Arman, you are a great king of souls, your life is infinitely long, you are like a god, and I am just a humble ash, not even qualified to fall under your feet, but the great Wuka, do you know that I am a human being, human beings have emotions, we will love, we need lovers, we would rather die without love, I am deeply in love with you is incorrigible, if you can't accept that I love you, then please kill me, I would rather die without love. ”

He Peng said in his heart Jiang Yun really came to use a beautiful man's trick, he really didn't know how to write the word dead, He Peng prepared his heart sword to approach Wuka, as long as Wuka dared to make a dead move, he would fight to tear his face and break up Wuka's clone, and save Jiang Yun's life first.

Uka glanced around in a panic, and threatened in a fierce voice: "Don't shut up yet, you really want me to kill you"

A pair of big eyes stared at Jiang Yun in surprise, staring at Wuka.

As soon as Jiang Yun's words came out, the nearly 1,000 Al people queuing up in the square in front of the inner temple, including He Peng, gasped together, and almost sucked their breath out, and suddenly a gust of wind blew, not to mention more than level five.

Jiang Yun's face rubbed a lot of blood on the ground, tilted his head, spit blood, and said sadly: "Why don't you accept me, why don't you accept me, the more I know about the soul, the more I find your greatness, I know that I am not even a little reptile in front of you, but this does not prevent me from loving you wholeheartedly, my love is selfless, gratuitous, and does not ask for anything in return, you just need to accept my pay, you don't need to make any commitments to me, why are you still unwilling to accept me?"

"If you dare to get nervous, I'll kill you, don't think that if you're still useful, I won't dare to do it!"

He Peng was about to find someone to ask how to find the King of Souls, when he suddenly heard a scream, Jiang Yun flew out of the temple, and fell miserably to a dog to eat, a golden light flashed out of Wuka, and the slender little feet of the Al man stepped on Jiang Yun's head.

The Arns lined up in front of the temple as before, waiting to enter the temple to receive the blessing of the King of Souls.

He Peng walked towards the square temple, where he should be able to find Wuka.

"Well, whatever, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor. ”

He Peng had to go to Wuka according to what Bell Pepper said, although he couldn't believe Bell Pepper's low IQ, but he liked the result she said, Bell Pepper said: "As long as you do what I say, you will definitely be able to leave alive." ”

By the time He Peng chased him out, the bell pepper had disappeared.

He Peng was told countless almost identical situations by her super fast almost rap tone, He Peng's mind was clouded, and he hadn't figured out the difference between these situations, and Bell Pepper had already sneaked out of the door.

Bell Pepper repeated it countless times, but it was just one sentence, following Uka and not walking away, and attacking with his sword when he found something abnormal.

What's the matter to always follow Ukka's side, if you find that the situation is not right, you will attack with the sword, anyone who has an abnormality will attack with the sword, and if there is any situation, you will attack with the sword

Bell Pepper said some inexplicable things to He Peng.

Bell Pepper smiled bitterly, "Don't talk about this, you can even put up with me like this, it seems that the plan will start sooner." Now I listen to me, if you want to get out of here alive, remember everything I say."

He Peng said: "What do you say?"

Bell Pepper looked at He Peng meaningfully, sighed deeply and said, "I really hope that what I have experienced during this time will not cause any shadow in your heart, if there is, I will say sorry to you." ”

Bell Pepper's praise for Jiang Yun made He Peng a little unhappy, and suddenly he smiled: "If I introduce you two, you will be a pair for the rest of your lives here." ”

Bell pepper glanced at He Peng: "What do you know, the strategy is to complement each other, when you are in power, you can use the right king's road to win, and when you are disadvantaged, you have to use abnormal dangerous tricks to win, now that you are in a desperate situation, it is quite rare for him to think of two strange schemes to survive in this environment, he is really a great man!"

He Peng was taken aback by the sudden words, and when he saw Bell Pepper wake up, he was relieved, and then burst into laughter: "The IQ of the two of you is really, really the same!

The accent of the primeval deep forest of West Africa came from the delicate pepper beside him: "Your friend's IQ is really comparable to that of a monster, and after a while, he thought of two escape plans, what a genius!"

He Peng couldn't close his mouth for a long time.

Jiang Yun stomped his foot and pulled the door out.

Jiang Yun clapped his hands violently and said, "You are here to guard her and don't leave, I'll go and verify it now!"

He Peng looked at Jiang Yun in amazement and muttered to himself, thinking that he was stupid for reading.

Jiang Yun was stunned for a moment, and suddenly clapped his hands and said: "Yes, why didn't I expect it, there are guys with abnormal sexual orientation in any group, the King of Souls is simply the most abnormal existence among the Al people, he is simply an anti-Al society existence, his sexual orientation is likely to be abnormal, the direction you said can be verified, although the chance is slim, but it is not completely impossible!"

He Peng smiled evilly: "Maybe it would be more effective for you to use the beautiful man trick on the king of souls." ”

"Maybe what," Jiang Yun asked.

He Peng said disdainfully, "If you have the ability to convince them all, it is better to convince the King of Souls directly, it is easier to convince him than to convince countless Al people, maybe"

Jiang Yun turned faster and faster, and suddenly stopped, he said: "Back then, Gaios, the king of the north, used the concerted efforts of the northern Arns to open a space to escape, if we can incite the Arrs to riot, let them work together to open a space, we will definitely be able to leave here." ”

He Peng gave him a blank look, not believing that he could think of any way.

Jiang Yun circled around the room, "What should I do, hurry up and find a way, wisdom! Wisdom is the only thing that can save us, I have read so many books, I will definitely find a way to escape from here!"

He Peng looked at Bell Pepper's scarlet lips in a coma, looking innocent like an ugly giant baby, and felt even more guilty.

He Peng patted his head, "Yes, why didn't I think of it, oops, I just don't have time to think about it, every time I wake up, I am disgusted and fainted by this woman, I can't blame her for it, but I hurt her."

Jiang Yun sighed.

Hey, death is not far off!"

Jiang Yun said: "You are a pig's brain, last time Wuka threatened to destroy you if I didn't help him fool you and promise his conditions, so I persuaded you to leave, I wanted to sacrifice myself to let you go out and find a foolproof solution and then come back to save me, you are good, with a more stupid woman and run back to seek death, the king of souls got what he wanted, how could he let us go, we will inevitably be turned into fertilizer in this space by him!"

He Peng asked in surprise: "Why did I come to save you, why did you die?"

"However, I didn't see that you could save me like this, at most you were throwing yourself into the net to bring about your own destruction, I was originally studying happily here, and I could live for a long, long time, but as soon as you came, I saw that I was not far from death!"

"You still have the face to ask me what I'm doing when I come back, of course I'm here to save you!"

"Don't get excited, I ask you, what are you doing here"

He Peng is almost crazy!

Jiang Yun scratched his head and muttered: "Love"

He Peng said angrily: "You arch away, I let her lie down more comfortably, so that she has a sense of security." ”

He Peng dug a pit in the book and put the bell pepper into the pit, Jiang Yun hurriedly said: "It's not dead yet, you can't bury it." ”

He Peng carried Tian on his back and followed Jiang Yun to a nearby room, which was Jiang Yun's residence, the room was full of books, and there was not even a bed or a stool.

Wuka came to his senses, looked at He Peng and Bell Pepper, and said, "You take her to the room to rest first, and when she wakes up, she will set up a summoning array for me, summon Gaios out, and you can go, members of the Love Consummation Brothers, but don't play tricks, otherwise that cage will lock you at any time, and the soul refining chain will make your soul fly!"

Jiang Yun said with a smile: "There is a feeling in human emotions called love, which is an emotion that you Alpha can't understand. ”

Jiang Yun immediately ran towards the cage. Uka was also worried that Bell Pepper was dead, and with a wave of his hand, the cage disappeared, and he ran to the front and asked, "Is she okay, why is this woman doing this to herself"

He Peng roared angrily: "Jiang Yun, what are you still standing stupidly for, come and help, she sacrificed to save you!"

Everyone looked at this scene differently.

"Uh" Bell Pepper knocked herself out.

He Peng was frightened by Bell Pepper's stupidity and hurriedly broke her fingers, otherwise she might become the first woman in history to strangle herself.

Bell Pepper grabbed his neck and said intermittently: "If you don't let him out, I'll strangle myself!"

Ukhaha laughed: "What a stupid, ugly and infatuated human woman, don't worry, as long as you summon the king of the north for me, I will release you immediately." ”

Bell Pepper suddenly grabbed her neck and shouted, "Let my man out, I'm willing to promise you anything!"

He Peng didn't bother to pay attention to him, and said to Wuka: "Let us out, and this woman will be handed over to you!"

Jiang Yun looked at the bell pepper with interest.

Jiang Yun raised his head and said differently: "Hey, He Peng, haven't you left yet, this new girlfriend of yours looks very individual!"

"Jiang Yun, you're not dead yet!" He Peng said angrily.

"Well, be careful not to kill her. As soon as Wuka said this, Jiang Yun suddenly appeared next to the cage, he was holding a book and reading it with relish, and suddenly changed places and didn't notice it.

"You let Jiang Yun come first, I want to see that he is still alive. ”

Uka suddenly became nervous, "Don't, don't get excited, of course I'll let you go, not only will I let you go, but I'll also give you a lot of treasures." ”

He Peng said disdainfully: "Don't lie to me, I'm here to save people, you Jiang Yun give it back to me, let us leave, we will write it off from now on, otherwise" He Peng suddenly choked Bell Pepper's neck, "Otherwise, I will strangle her, you don't want to catch Gaios!"

"Well, summon him out, and I'll thank you heavily. ”

Uka said with a smile. He saw from Bell Pepper's memory that she had summoned Gaios, who appeared in the hexagonal rune array disguised as a majestic appearance, although the appearance had changed, but it was indeed Gaios's breath.

"Oh, well, I believe you, you're a man of promise. ”

Uka glanced at Bell Pepper, immediately looked away and tried to breathe, then he jerked back to stare at Bell Pepper's eyes, and after two seconds, quickly turned his head away, vomiting violently.

"Oh, I'm not sure, I haven't tried it, but the god of golden armor said this to me, and the god will not deceive me. ”

"Is there such a thing," Uka had already believed, but still asked vigilantly.

"En" Wuka's eyes flashed with excitement and suspicion, and she locked her eyes on He Peng, who sensed a soul power quickly swimming through his body and then retreated.

"Oh, don't underestimate her, although I don't have the ability to bring Gaios back, but under the guidance of the Golden Armor God, I caught her, she is Gaios's divine servant, she knows a summoning technique that can summon Gaios, as long as you have her, you can summon Gaios at any time. ”

He Peng saw Wuka's painful appearance and actually felt a sense of relief, and he suddenly found that the bell pepper was still quite pleasing to the eye.

"Shut up!" Uka wanted to vomit again, but he held his head high and deliberately didn't look at the black aunt to stop the discomfort.

Bell Pepper said aggrievedly: "Actually, I'm not that bad, you can get used to spitting and spitting." ”

Uka clasped his hands around his chest and said meaningfully: "Then why did you come back and bring back such a one" Uka looked at the bell pepper and vomited on his forehead, he vomited and gasped and said: "Such a guy who makes people vomit." ”

He Peng said: "Don't pretend to be garlic, you know that I can't fight him at all, he is now the supreme god of Africa, Gaios, and he is quite good, I can't even see him, let alone bring him here." ”

Uka deliberately pointed his toes and looked around.

"No, no, you know that you caused us a lot of losses last time, in order to avoid that kind of accident again, we spent a lot of soul power to make such a cage, not specifically for you, by the way, bring the king of the north back, why didn't I see him"

From your medical point of view, love is a disease, why are you so obsessed?"

"Uh" He Peng was frightened by Wuka's interpretation of love, "Is love a disease?"