Volume 1 Reverse odd jobs fool me?
"Beat them up" He Peng was startled by Jiang Yun's words, "You're not crazy, how did we beat them?"
Jiang Yun laughed and said, "I naturally can't beat it, but you can."
Jiang Yun smiled: "This won't be, the more fierce you are, the less they will dare!"
"But if you hit the small and big ones, they will come out, and besides, you are not afraid that they will take the decapitation action, first control the leader of our human race, and then"
Jiang Yun said: "Don't worry, those sect masters are not very powerful characters, at most they are just cronies of the Great Demon King, if you beat them harder, the greater their losses, the more they will not dare to act rashly." ”
He Peng smiled bitterly: "Combat strength, even if I am a small universe outbreak now, it is impossible to defeat the Great Demon King!"
Jiang Yun said with a smile: "The biggest problem is here, so you have to improve your combat effectiveness during this time!"
He Peng gritted his teeth and nodded: "I can give it a try if I can't do it, but I still can't spell, and I still can't fight them." ”
Jiang Yun smiled, "It's not a big deal, I'll discuss it with the advisor, as long as you control it well, let your Golden Armor God Sect only do things that are beneficial to mankind, promote justice and kindness, and don't cheat and cheat." ”
He Pengdeng was anxious, "Hey, do you want to find a good way, it doesn't matter if you spread it to other places, but I don't dare to spread it to our Huaxia!"
Jiang Yun said: "You need to do two things, the first thing is to go back to Africa immediately, resolve the internal strife of your Golden Armor God Sect, and develop the Golden Armor God Sect to the whole world, I ask that within three months, the Golden Armor God Sect must have a wide range of followers all over the world." ”
"So how do we divide and cooperate, what do I do, and what do you do?"
He Peng felt a little warm when he heard this, and his tone softened:
Jiang Yun said very sincerely: "That's what I'm worried about, so we have to divide labor and cooperate during this time, I won't let you fight alone!"
He Peng patted his head and said: "My God, I have become a big god stick all of a sudden, but they don't dare to assassinate openly, won't they assassinate even if it is a formal duel, I can't beat them, besides, they will have some demon and monster moves, they will become a puff of smoke, let me become I don't have that ability!"
Jiang Yun: "So this matter must be carried out publicly, with great fanfare, so that everyone knows, so that they will not dare to assassinate you publicly." ”
He Peng wiped a cold sweat: "It's not that I don't want to do it, it's true, I can't beat those little minions of prehistoric civilizations, and I have to fight with their sect leader, am I not looking for death?"
Jiang Yun said: "No, I want you to go to the Kick Pavilion in the name of the Golden Armor God Sect, kick all those prehistoric civilization sects down, and kick the door closed!"
He Peng was stunned: "Do you want me to take Africans to attack the whole world?"
Therefore, I want you to defeat the religion of prehistoric civilization on behalf of the Golden Armor God, and I want you to really start a religious war!"
Jiang Yun said, "You can forget it, let me say it bluntly, you have a Golden Armor God Cult, which is a religion that is very easy to use, which not only covers the mentality of believing in money and material things under the scientific and technological civilization, but also covers the fear and worship mentality of mysterious power in people's hearts, and it is easy to develop believers."
He Peng was speechless for a moment, and he completely understood the reason why Jiang Yun asked to do it now. He Peng asked: "Then what can we do to hurt them and force them to sit down and negotiate?"
Therefore, human beings will have a large number of believers to join them, treat them as gods, fight a battle for the gods, and go to heaven after death, which is cost-effective, so I said that if the prehistoric civilization is allowed to spread the spread, and when they control enough human brains, and then start a war, it will be a war between humans and human traitors, and the prehistoric civilization will only overtake it behind the scenes, and the fishermen will only benefit, no matter what, they will not lose themselves, and then we will die. ”
The most important thing is that we human beings have changed, we are no longer firm in our beliefs, we believe in materialism, we believe in technology and believe in matter, so our heads are easily controlled by their external ways, they only need to show us something that science can't explain, and we will believe them in horror and believe in them!
And now, after two thousand years of human resource supply, they have a certain population base, and it is estimated that thousands of people will die not very seriously, so they can fight, this is one of them.
"The situation is different!" Jiang Yun said: "In the past, the number of prehistoric civilizations suffered heavy losses after the last natural disaster, and they needed to recuperate and recuperate, and it was difficult to expand the ethnic group, and they did not dare to engage in large-scale conflicts with human beings, because no matter whether they won or lost, if their population decreased too much, the population development of the ethnic group would stagnate, and without the population, there would be no chance to survive the next natural disaster.
He Peng glared at Jiang Yun: "You are really an expert, this kind of conclusion can also be drawn." Aren't there more people now, aren't we willing to fight hard to defend our families and the country?
Therefore, at that time, if the prehistoric civilization wanted to be the enemy of mankind, it had to destroy the human race, and the human race would fight with them hand-to-hand to the death without hesitation! Even if the king of a thinking society was beheaded, the soldiers would still fight for their beliefs, even if it was a thousand or 10,000 people who could fight each other, according to the proportion of the population, they would suffer a lot of losses!"
Jiang Yuntan said in a tone: "In ancient times, whether it was the art of yin and yang, Confucian civilization, Mohist theory, or Taoist theory, whether it was right or wrong, people's heads were ruled by one thought, and they would not be shaken by the deep-rooted killing of their heads!"
He Peng said loudly: "There is a bird to use! I know that they are few people, but we have many people and we have a bird to use."
Jiang Yun nodded seriously.
He Peng looked at Jiang Yun dumbfounded for a while, "This is what you deduced"
"Because of the environment! Every time the environment changes, the rules of heaven and earth also change accordingly, so their strength is weakened, their reproductive ability is reduced, and it is impossible for them to accumulate a large number of members, so they can't withstand attrition!"
"Why?"
"But every time a different environment will produce different creatures, and different creatures will take different evolutionary paths, such as the demonic civilization of the Dark Temple, the soul civilization of the Al people, and the treeman civilization dominated by plant-based creatures, why did those types of civilizations that are impossible for us to exist now arise in that period?"
"Nonsense!"
"Every change is followed by a different environment!"
"Nonsense!"
Jiang Yun said: "I speculate that after every earth catastrophe, the earth's environment will undergo great changes!"
He Peng was tickled by Jiang Yun's heart, and urged: "You should say it quickly, it's really ink!"
Jiang Yun smiled: "You must be strange, I used to be very strange, so I seriously thought about the reason behind it, and collected a lot of information about that time, based on that information, I deduced an answer that I couldn't believe either!
By the way, there is also a Xuanmen! Thinking of Xuanmen He Peng couldn't help but want to laugh, Zhang Qiling, the dignified son of Xuanmen, turned out to be just a guy who only knew how to shake the lottery holder every day, and nine times out of ten times he couldn't count accurately.
He Peng has never thought about the authenticity and credibility of these things, but now that he has experienced more, He Peng can't help but feel that these things are likely to have happened, so how did he repel them at that time According to He Peng's understanding of the old sect, Qianmen is just a group of high-level liars under the guise of vertical and horizontal arts, and killing the door is just a madman who studies how to cut off other people's heads without hesitation. Confucianism and so on all have their own chaotic ideas that do not conform to reality.
He Peng was dumbfounded, he had vaguely heard about this matter, it seemed that there was a shadow of this matter in the legend of Qianmen and the legend of the Pirate King, according to Qianmen, it was the old man Guiguzi who led a group of old sects to beat away those guys, forcing them to flee overseas. The legend of the Pirate King says that the Pirate King united with the gods of the Floating Island to defeat the Dark Temple, so that prehistoric civilizations did not dare to invade China.
Jiang Yun said, "As far as I know, two thousand years ago, human beings fought with them, at that time, the Yin and Yang Xuanxuan art was forced to interrupt, and the development of scientific and technological civilization was changed, although the human race paid a huge price that time, and even the direction of civilization changed, but you think about the people at that time also forced the prehistoric civilization to collectively sign a peace treaty, especially our Huaxia, they were forced not to step in, until now Huaxia is still the only place where there is no prehistoric civilization force, why"
"Uh" Jiang Yun's words really aroused He Peng's curiosity: "Then why is this happening?"
"It's not like this, if you are the master, do you want to show off your power in front of the minions, or let the minions live in the big house, you go to live in the firewood room, which master will secretly hide from the minions, even if there is such a master, you can't be like this. ”
"People don't bother to be found out by you!"
Jiang Yun said: "It's true, think about it, on the earth, the population of human beings has increased hundreds of times from thousands of years ago to the present, and the area of activity is almost every corner of the world, and those prehistoric civilizations have to be hidden in order not to be discovered by humans." ”
"You say yes, yes!" He Peng shook his head indifferently and said, but in his heart he wanted to know why this would be a weakness In He Peng's view, human beings are a little girl who is angry, she has to do a lot of work every day, and after she finishes it, she has to hand over the fruits of her labor, let Jiang Yunyi say, how can the master who was served by the little maid be forced instead, it is really a very cheap logic!
Jiang Yun said: "If you can, the Dark Sanctuary and other civilizations want to dominate this world by themselves, and they will take what they need, instead of asking for what others give them, but none of them have done it, which shows that they have a huge weakness!"
"The devil knows what you're talking about"
Jiang Yun said: "When you eat, do you like to eat whatever you want, or do you like to lie there and let people bring it to your mouth, give you what to eat, or chew it and fill it into your mouth with a spatula"
"Ha! What else do they use to do Human beings have delivered the prepared gifts to them through the rules of economic operation, do they need to make a move, you are messing around in it, pushing me to disrupt the economic order, now it's good, the big boss behind the back has come out, and wants to take me to the top of the tank! Shameless villain!"
Jiang Yun said: "Take the Dark Temple as an example, why can't it lurk all these years?"
"Hehe!" He Peng sneered: "Forgive me for being short-sighted, I really didn't see it!"
Jiang Yun said: "Now you only see our weaknesses, but you don't see that they also have weaknesses. ”
"Okay, you say, I'll listen!" He Peng thought to himself, this guy was going to push me into the fire pit, I listened to him, and then no matter what he said, he didn't hear it, and he couldn't do anything about me.
Jiang Yuntan said in a tone: "Yicheng is already very high, and if it drags on, the entire human race will not even have a chance of 0.10 percent." ”
He Peng's face darkened.
"No, it's Issei!"
"One hundred percent"
Jiang Yun smiled and stretched out a finger.
He Peng thought about it and asked, "How sure are you in your opinion?"
Jiang Yun said: "Since I let you deal with them, you will naturally have a certain victory, I have an unusual relationship with your father-in-law, and I can be regarded as Su Jing's uncle, if I let you do something that will die, Lao Su will not be anxious with me, Su Jing will not kick me to death."
He Peng was speechless.
Jiang Yun smiled: "Even if you want to die, you have to listen to me, but you promised me to listen to me when you climb up." ”
He Peng made a gesture of jumping down as he spoke.
"Damn, you want me to say it directly!
Jiang Yun nodded with a smile and said, "With you, didn't I climb up so hard just to beg you?"
what you say, what do we do with them"
"Die" He Peng sneered: "What are you talking about, what qualifications do we have to fight with them, let's just talk about the dark temple, they randomly sent a shadowless demon to assassinate a few human dignitaries, and the human beings themselves will fight suspiciously, if they send the phantom demon to confuse the person in charge of the nuclear bomb, let him send out hundreds of nuclear bombs in the illusion, and the human race will basically burp!"
Seeing this, Jiang Yun smiled and said, "But if we had started fighting earlier, before they recruited believers on a large scale, and prevented them from gaining benefits, they wouldn't have fought us to the death for fear of losing something!"
He Peng hammered his heart hard and scolded: "Let you be soft-hearted!"
He Peng was very afraid of that kind of situation, so He Peng panicked, not for that situation, but because He Peng panicked because he fell into Jiang Yun's trap again, because his heart told him that he must not allow that kind of situation to happen!
Jiang Yun smiled bitterly: "You, why don't you think about it, at that time, the prehistoric civilization will not give up the human believers who have enslaved them, and the human beings who still adhere to the scientific and technological civilization are not willing to become their efforts, a war in which one side is completely enslaved to the death is inevitable, whether it is won or lost, human beings will definitely pay a huge price for this! These costs also include you and me, as well as our relatives He Pengyou." ”
He Peng said: "If you really want to get to that time, there is no way, it's a big deal to fight with them!"
Have you thought about how much our odds of winning would have been without that."
Jiang Yun smiled miserably and said: "There must be a war between human beings and prehistoric civilizations, we must not escape, if we escape, we will only become fish and meat on other people's boards, slaughtered by others, and in the end there will be no bones left, so we must resist, it is better to fight late than early, if it is delayed, let them spread out the stall and force human beings into a corner, and then we will fight again and we humans will have an endless war with the entire prehistoric civilization!"
He Peng nodded, no way, He Peng is not a person who pays his debts.
"Now, you can listen to me."
After a while, Jiang Yun's mood calmed down.
Jiang Yun sat on the wooden plank, holding the mast tightly with both hands, and every shaking of the mast would frighten him to close his eyes, and then scream.
He Peng stretched out his hand, pulled him up, and said with a wry smile: "Why are you forcing me?"
The top of the mast shook violently, and He Peng heard Jiang Yun's heart beating like a machine gun.
"Scared me to death, scared me to death. ”
He Peng reluctantly gave way to the side, there was a horizontal plank on the top of the mast, which could be sat on, He Peng moved to the side, and Jiang Yun sat on the other side.
"Give me a place! Let me go up!" Jiang Yun shouted with a tremult.
"It's a miracle!"
Just when he was struggling, he was suddenly surprised to find that Jiang Yun had climbed up little by little!"
But He Peng was really annoyed, Jiang Yun repeatedly tricked He Peng into jumping into the trap he had laid, He Peng was already tired of Jiang Yun's intrigues, and it was really difficult to promise him!
The more He Peng thought about it, the more entangled he became, he really wanted to just agree to Jiang Yun, no matter what he let him do, the big deal was to be born and die, it was better than being poked in the back by others and scolding the national scum.
He Peng already regretted climbing up at this time, I didn't expect Jiang Yun to be so Ning, if Jiang Yun fell well, He Peng would become a sinner, according to Jiang Yun, he did it for the sake of national righteousness, so what kind of person did He Peng, who stood on the opposite side, is he a national scum
At this time, Long Jiu hurriedly carried wooden boxes, cardboard boxes, plastic foam and other things under the mast, hoping to pick up when Jiang Yun fell.
Everyone was shouting to let him come down, but Jiang Yun just didn't listen, and He Peng heard Jiang Yun's lungs wheezing, and his teeth chattering.
"No, at the moment of the righteousness of the human race, I will never give up!" Jiang Yun once again exerted all his strength to climb up!
"Go down, go down, no one can help you when your body runs out!"
One sentence frightened Jiang Yun so much that he slid down two meters again, causing everyone to exclaim! He Peng also began to worry, if he fell down from this height and fell on the deck, he would be crippled if he didn't die.
Jiang Yun's whole body was shaking, and He Peng laughed: "Don't be reckless, your hands and feet have no strength, the mast can't support two people, if you come up, it will break!
Saying that, Jiang Yun actually started to climb again, He Peng didn't believe that he could come up at all, it didn't look difficult to climb the pole, it was just a big pole without any harm, but the more he climbed up, the more scared he became, and the greater the physical consumption, if he didn't have super physical and psychological quality, he couldn't come up at all.
Jiang Yun gritted his teeth and shouted loudly: "Long Jiu, don't come up, for the sake of the righteousness of the human race, I will go up even if I fall to my death today!"
Long Jiu was about to climb up to save him. He Peng coaxed: "Coward, go down! When you dig a pit for me in the future, think about today, and think about how others feel when you have those bad ideas." ”
Jiang Yun shouted: "I'm afraid, I don't dare to go down!"
Long Jiu shouted loudly: "Mr. Jiang, come down!"
The big gray screamed and cheered for He Peng.
Everyone heard Jiang Yun's screams and ran to watch.
Saying that, He Peng was still shaking from side to side on the top, making the mast shake more violently, Jiang Yun was even more scared, holding the mast like a koala, neither up nor down, and his face turned pale.
caused He Peng to laugh for a while, and he said: "You guy dug a pit for me every time and asked me to do those dangerous things, and now let you know what it means to be frightened and what it means to be afraid!"
But he was so stupid that he climbed three meters and then slid down two meters, and when he climbed to the middle, a gust of wind blew and the mast shook violently, and he screamed in fright.
Jiang Yun looked down at He Peng, who was high above, and shook his head helplessly, and then rolled up his sleeves and really wanted to climb up.
He Peng looked down at Jiang Yun proudly, He Peng didn't believe that he had the ability to climb up, the top of the mast had a huge amplitude with the swing of the ship, and the timid ones could scare out a heart attack.
He Peng climbed to the top of the mast more than ten meters high like a monkey, and some of the seabirds that accompanied him happily circled around him when they saw him coming up.
He Peng covered his ears, came to the edge of the mast, and climbed up, "If you have the ability to come up, I will listen to you!"
"He Peng, you really have to listen to me, do you think that if these things are not resolved, you will always carry the hunt and kill order of the Dark Temple, how can you give Su Jing a free life, how can you marry Wang Xinyi back, do you want the two of them to follow you and be hunted down for a lifetime?"
"No matter how many benefits there are, I won't listen!" He Peng walked to the door of the cabin and wanted to get in, but when he wanted to get in, he would be blocked by Jiang Yun, so he simply turned around and walked towards the mast, Jiang Yun chased after him with a smile.
"But what I'm about to say will do you a lot of good!"
"If you don't listen, you must want to frame me, you can't listen to your words at all, you must be unlucky to listen!"
Jiang Yun stood up and stretched out his hand to stop He Peng, He Peng changed direction and left, Jiang Yun followed behind him and smiled: "Don't run, you listen to me!"
", don't hack me, I'm not going to die!" He Peng turned around and left, he had a strong sense of danger, if he didn't leave, he would definitely be buried by Jiang Yun digging a pit.
"Why?"
"Because if you succeed in spreading the Golden Armor God Cult, you are the biggest leader, the human leader who puts faith in people's heads, as long as they don't control you, they won't dare to completely cause civil strife among the human race, because then you will mobilize believers to deal with them, and they will also be drawn into the melee, and the game situation of two thousand years ago will appear again, and they will not repeat the mistakes of the past!"