Volume 1 Reverse Odd Jobs Heroes
He Peng felt a lot of pressure, he wanted to spread a nonsense made up sect to occupy the heads of people of different races, countries and cultures all over the world within three months, and at the same time, he also had to improve his combat effectiveness to defeat the elite sect leaders under the big bosses of prehistoric civilizations, and he also had to show some tricks for people to see.
He Peng felt that one head was two big, no, seven or eight big, this was an impossible task at all.
Liu Yishuang angrily kicked Jiang Yun's calf, and coincidentally kicked where He Peng kicked just now, so the bone crack turned into a broken bone!
Jiang Yun smiled: "Oh, you don't have time to take care of the colorful butterfly base, but you can accept a few colorful butterflies, just the cold-faced eldest sister who blocked the door at your wedding last time is good, don't look at his cold face, but it's very expected, she takes care of your life, hehe"
"That, the matter of the color butterfly base, forget it, I've been too busy lately, just give me your money. ”
He Peng broke out in a cold sweat, and said in his heart that this colorful butterfly base would not dare to ask for it, even if Liu Yishuang did not turn the sky upside down, Su Jing was also going to turn the sky upside down, and the woman got married, and her cooking skills and vinegar grew together!
He Peng also knows that the Caidie base is a big trouble, those women are not easy to mess with, the last time the cold-faced woman didn't toss herself less, and got He Peng to Africa to cause so many things, it was that woman who manipulated it!
"No!" Liu Yishuang suddenly spoke: "He Peng is the master of our thousand gates, he is already busy enough, how can he still deal with so many things, besides, your group of big beauties surround him all day long, he will be distracted." ”
Jiang Yun sneered and said, "Yes, I must hand over all the assets in my name to you, Brother He! In this way, I will order the Caidie Base now, and all the intelligence information will be collected and processed by you in the future! And they will take care of your daily life." ”
Jiang Yun was stunned and didn't scream, and his teeth clenched and his lower lip was bleeding.
Wow, what a relief, the bones crack and keep cracking, and the grace is just right!
He Peng said and gestured with his foot to kick the eagle, and coincidentally kicked on Jiang Yun's calf bone that was caught by his shoulder and couldn't run away, He Peng faintly heard a slight click!
"No! Under your persuasion, I have changed my mind, I think, there must be no mistakes in this matter, the goshawk has to do all its best to fight the rabbit, not to mention that we are just rabbits, this rabbit kicks the eagle even harder!"
Jiang Yun's face immediately became bitter, and he said cautiously: "This, if you really don't want it"
He Peng said with a smile: "Mr. Jiang Yun said that what we have to do this time is too big, it is related to the life and death of the entire human race, and there are eggs under the nest, so in order to ensure the smooth implementation of the plan, Mr. Jiang Yun promised to put all his assets under my name, and even prepare the Caidie base to me, I can't shirk it in every possible way, I am so moved!"
Jiang Yun's complexion began to turn bad, and all kinds of complicated situations were running in his head.
He Peng's gnawing cough couldn't stop her, and finally Zhang Qiling covered Liu Yishuang's mouth, "Brother He, you said, what great things Mr. Jiang has done, let's learn from it." ”
Liu Yishuang braved the little star and said: "Impossible, impossible, there is no greater person in this world than you" She began to confide in her admiration again.
He Peng suddenly said: "You don't know, Mr. Jiang is the real hero, and I am far behind him!"
Jiang Yun endured it strongly, and the expression on his face was always a bright and warm smile.
He Peng suddenly smiled evilly, and enthusiastically slammed Jiang Yun upstairs, almost breaking his waist.
He Peng stood up dizzily, Jiang Yun came over and hugged He Peng's shoulder, and said sincerely: "Brother, I have worked hard for you, you can rest assured that we will never drag you back!"
He Peng was also stupid, his head was dizzy, but he knew that he was miserably calculated by Jiang Yun this time, and he didn't even have a chance to retaliate, how to explain if he beat Jiang Yun at this time, what would others think of him
Liu Yishuang gushed moving words, and the onlookers all laughed and did not speak, even Da Ash just bent his eyes into crescents and wagged his tail and smirked.
A group of people were frightened, including the big gray all around, Liu Yishuang hugged He Peng in his arms and tears fell, "Door master, are you too tired, Mr. Jiang said, you were on it just now, and you took all the responsibilities, and Mr. Jiang couldn't dissuade you! You are really my big hero, you are a bright moon in the sky, Liu Yishuang is willing to be the faintest little star around you"
He Peng was blinded, he didn't control the momentum all of a sudden, the big head rushed down and fell, and his face came into close contact with the ground, if it weren't for Jiang Yun's quick eyes and quick hands, he grabbed He Peng's leg, He Peng would have to hit his head into the deck!
Long Jiu bowed deeply and said, "Master He, Long Jiu has offended a lot before, I am willing to let you punish me, and I have no regrets in death!"
Aunt Gaios also howled: "Boy, the old lady admires you, if the old lady had such a pride as you, I would not have declined so much. ”
Zhang Qiling also shouted loudly: "He Peng, I didn't misunderstand you, you are really a savior hero who dares to shoulder the right path with iron shoulders, I, Zhang Qiling, have not followed the wrong person!"
"Wow! Great! Door master, you are the most handsome!" Liu Yishuang's eyes were full of little stars, jumping and jumping like a hero.
He Peng slipped from the top in a more handsome posture than Jiang Yun, his feet were buckled on the mast, his arms were extended, and his big head rushed down and slid straight down!
He Peng was furious, he decided to go down immediately, grabbed Jiang Yun, and beat him hard, if he didn't fight today, he would never be finished!
He Peng's whole person was messy, he only felt that the sea was particularly desolate when the sun set, the hair blown by the sea breeze could never be sorted out, and even the chirping of the seabirds flying around him wanted to be sarcastic! He Peng wanted to die.
"Damn! He's so good, the cowardice he climbed up just now turned out to be pretending!"
Jiang Yun was running a long distance, and at this moment, he was as chic and handsome as Huang Feihong had just defeated the big bastard, and He Peng's nose was crooked.
I saw Jiang Yun like half of a flying gorilla that had grown on a book all his life, and he approached the deck with a sloppy moment, and when he was three meters high from the splint, Jiang Yun also kicked the mast suddenly, and did a bending backflip of a thousand or hundreds of degrees, standing on the deck without moving, causing a burst of cheers!
"What are you looking at" As soon as He Peng turned around, Jiang Yun was gone, and he thought he had fallen, so he hurriedly looked down.
He Peng thought that an enemy was approaching, so he hurriedly looked over, but only saw a round of red sun slowly descending on the vast sea.
Jiang Yun's face suddenly changed, and he pointed to the distance and said, "Look!"
"You're kidding"
Jiang Yun: "This is the second thing I want to do! How important, I want to appear as God's spiritual guide, God, this is a difficult thing!"
He Peng: "Ah, what does this have to do with your second thing?"
Jiang Yun smiled: "So, you urgently need someone to strengthen your confidence when you are hesitating, someone to cheer up courage for you when you are afraid, and show you the direction when you are at a loss!"
He Peng nodded: "I don't know what I'm afraid of, it's stupid X, and my brain lacks a string." ”
"So you may be hesitant, you may be afraid, you may be overwhelmed, right?"
He Peng nodded: "That's for sure." ”
Jiang Yun smiled awkwardly: "This second thing is even more complicated, you think, during this time, you will definitely face a lot of difficulties, and even face a life and death crisis!
Jiang Yun rubbed down and was about to slip down, He Peng grabbed him by the collar, "You make it clear, what is the second thing in the division of labor and cooperation, otherwise I don't know how to cooperate with you." ”
Jiang Yun dusted off his clothes with a smile, "Oops, let's go down first when the wind blows!"
"Well, you just said the first thing, so what is the second thing"
He Peng remembered Jiang Yun's generosity and death-like appearance when he climbed up just now and the scholarly anger who shouted the righteousness of the human race, and couldn't help but believe him.
Jiang Yun's eyes dodged for a moment: "What, how can I be, I am a person who values the righteousness of the human race." ”
He Penghu glanced at him suspiciously: "Why do I think you are worried about my money?"
Jiang Yun said with a smile: "You can't do this, it's too distracting, I'll do it for you, you just need to write a power of attorney for me to call your company's funds and shares." ”
"No, it looks like I could have done that. ”
"First, I will mobilize all forces to provide you with logistical support, I will prepare the funds that you are inconvenient to use, at any time, as long as you need money, you can use the round cake communicator to notify me at any time, I promise to transfer the funds to you as soon as possible, I will also integrate you and the economic power I control, arrange food and accommodation for you and your followers in the world, prepare transportation, and match you with local dignitaries if necessary!"
He Peng stared at him with wide eyes: "What's the matter?"
Jiang Yun said, "We also have two things to do. ”
He Peng gritted his teeth and nodded: "I'll try my best, I want to know that I have to do so many things, so what do you do, I don't see what else you have to do." ”
Jiang Yun said: "As long as you do it, you can do it 100 percent, if you can't do it, what awaits us will be a battle of life and death that will sweep all mankind, and we will be ready to fight to the death." ”
He Peng asked hesitantly, "Are you sure this can work?"
Jiang Yun screamed and lay on the ground.
Liu Yishuang was dumbfounded, and He Peng laughed: "It's okay, it's okay, Brother Jiang is a big hero and a hero, and he won't be like you, come and help me carry him to the warehouse, and I'll give him a good treatment, so as not to be disabled!"