I picked up the wine and filled the empty glasses of the two of them, raised the glass, and said in a loud voice, "Come, do one." ”

The best thing to do in a wordless setting is always to drink.

This time, Su Su toasted me two glasses in a row, and after the two glasses of wine went down, I couldn't help but want to loosen my belt, but as soon as my hand was raised, I quickly put it down, this action is easy to misunderstand what I want to do, so let's bear it.

So I sat up as straight as I could so that my stomach didn't get too squeezed.

And Su Su in front of him will never have this worry in a loose sundress, at most, his lower abdomen is slightly raised.

We drank glass after glass, and the case of wine was about to bottom.

The balcony window was open, and the breeze blew me to get more and more drunk, and Su Su seemed to be in a better state, but it was only a difference of half a catty and eight taels, and we invariably slowed down the pace.

There are several manifestations of drunken people, one is that they talk a lot but still behave steadily, one is that they boast a lot, their behavior is exaggerated, and they even go crazy with alcohol, and finally there is one who falls asleep without saying a word.

And the two of us are very compatible in this aspect, that is, the more and more words are talking, and the more the cow is blowing, the bigger and bigger. Therefore, people who talk seriously basically drink tea, because if you drink too much, you don't know whether what the other party says is reliable.

"Brother Du, I'm not blowing with you, my story is telling, if you sit on a small bench and listen to melon seeds, it will definitely make you want to break off with melon seeds from now on. ”

"Oh, that's okay, melon seeds are not my favorite, my favorite now is to drink wine and eat skewers. Don't sit on a small bench and listen to beer, just hear that you want to break up with beer. ”

"Look at your drunkard virtue, I think it's harder for you to break off your friendship with beer than with rice. ”

"Is my drunkard's virtue so obvious? I don't think about it if I don't drink for months and half a year, you look away, hahaha, a glass of wine. ”

"Hmm, do we have that agreement?"

"No?

"Why don't you play truth or dare? ”

"Come on, come on, I'm still afraid of this for such a bright and upright person? Who's going to ask first?"

"Then guess the fist in order. ”

Rock-paper-scissors, I won the first one very competitively, and instantly there was a feeling of turning over and singing, and I was excited to pat my head and ask, "How old are you?"

"27 years old. ”

This answer is quite different from what I guessed, I always thought she was twenty-two or three, it seems that she usually pays attention to maintenance.

Then it was Su Su's turn, she smiled wickedly and asked, "Are you a virgin?"

I was speechless, and I couldn't be asked the first question, paused slightly, and answered a "yes" with a little pride and a little shyness and embarrassment in my heart.

Su Su was very proud when he heard this answer, and laughed for a long time, "Hahaha--", and I don't know whether to laugh at my old bachelor, or something else?

Seeing that she kept laughing, I was a little angry, so I said: "Don't laugh, I'm a gentleman, don't laugh." ”

Su Su rubbed his stomach, finally held back his smile, and said, "It's not that I'm laughing at you as a virgin, it's laughing at your expression, like a shy little boy." ”

This woman is really not reserved, and when she comes up to ask such a subtle question, then I have to let go of my restraints and ask a little harder, so I asked, "Are you a virgin?" and threw the question back as it was.

"It's not. ”

Actually, this is exactly what I expected.

Su Su then asked, "How many girlfriends have you had?"

I thought about it for a moment and said, "There have been two confirmed relationships, one in high school and one in college. ”

Su Su's eyes lit up after hearing this, broke the rules, and then asked: "Then how can you hold back your girlfriend's ears and temples every day?"

"If you violate the rules, you will be punished for drinking, hahaha!"

"Oh!" Susu took a drink of refreshment.

Then I asked, "How many boyfriends have you had?" I was so uncreative that I could only plagiarize Su Su's wisdom.

Su Su paused and said, "One." ”

This answer was very unexpected, and at first I thought she needed to pinch her fingers, but who knew it was so concise.

Then Su Su said: "It's still the same question just now." ”

I thought about it for a moment and said, "At that time, we were all studying hard, and we really didn't think about so many things about male and female love, and the two of us were either in the study room or in the classroom, and there were very few times when we were alone, and we didn't drill into the grove a few times." ”

After Su Su heard my answer, he asked with a "hahaha" smile: "At the age of the beginning of love, do you really not want to?"

I said at the time that I didn't know about this problem, anyway, nothing happened to cross the thunder pool, Su Su said that it was either physiologically abnormal, or psychologically abnormal.

I thought I was normal, but I couldn't prove it, and I didn't answer the questions thoroughly, so I consciously took a drink.

Su Su's performance is very straightforward, although I am older than her, but I am still a person who is not deeply involved in the world, I can never let go of the scale, although I have a very strong curiosity about many things, but I always feel difficult to say when the words come to my mouth.

I decided to ask the simplest question, so I asked, "What's your name?"

"Suki. ”

After hearing this name, I directly remembered Taiwanese actor Shu Qi, and said with a smile "hahaha": "I'm still dawn." ”

"Nasty, I'm Suki, Sue with a flat tongue. Are you trying to take advantage? Want to be my boyfriend?"

I realized that Liming was Shu Qi's boyfriend, I just said it in passing, it didn't mean so much, and I quickly waved my hand to argue: "Just kidding, don't misunderstand." ”

Su Su didn't dwell on this, and continued to ask, "What is the goddess of your dreams like?"

This question is more decent, I reasoned through my thoughts, and said at a slower pace: "Smart and beautiful, gentle and kind, virtuous and generous, empathetic, long hair fluttering, elegant posture, that's all, I'll continue to add later." ”

"Oh my God, are you looking for an angel who combines the best of all mankind? Even a perfect man like me has been completely defeated by your standard, and you are not even satisfied, and you will have to add it later, and I can tell you that if you continue to look according to this standard, it will be difficult for your life to end as a single. ”

"Ahh Stupid, this is the standard of the goddess in dreams, and it is not a requirement in real life, aren't dreams generally higher than life? Don't talk nonsense, I think I'll be able to strip naked soon. ”

"How fast is it soon? Now, you strip naked and show me, look at your little body, hahaha----" Su Su said as he laughed wildly.

Ah, it's too bad for me to lose my self-esteem, to be molested like this by a woman, is it unbearable, I want to go back, so I say: "I want to be beautiful, where can I show you in vain." ”

"Hehe, what do you want to do, do you want money? No, I'll let you see it back. ”

Ah, if it weren't for the courage of the wine to "coerce people", I think I would have been defeated, but now that I have the courage to drink, looking at her perfect figure, I said arrogantly: "Okay, it's so happily decided, you come first." ”

It's really brave, but it's actually still shy, so I found myself a step down and saw how she coped with it first.

Who knows, Su Su was drunk, stood up, and made a gesture to take off her skirt, which frightened me directly, and I waited expectantly, and time passed minute by minute.

Su Su put her movements very slowly, but halfway through the gesture, she suddenly bent over and laughed loudly, laughing and saying, "Teasing you, I just want to see your demeanor, it's really funny." ”

She flirted with me, and the scale was really right. It's like a martial arts master feeding a rookie, I can't control the rhythm at all, and I'm completely led by her. I was so angry that I pouted and started drinking alone.

Su Su probably felt that she was playing too much, so she sat down to drink with me.

"Brother, don't be angry, I was wrong, forgive me, okay?"

From this title, you can judge that her attitude of admitting mistakes is not sincere, but I am indeed a younger brother in this love scene, so I have been teased by her repeatedly, but I can't control a trace of rhythm, I shouldn't be angry, I should face it seriously, and learn with an open mind.

I raised my glass and said, "Thank you, Mr. Su, for showing up, I have been taught, and I hope that Mr. Su will uphold the spirit of teaching without concealing selfishness and continue to teach me completely." ”

"Oh, what are you going to learn? Teach you how to understand people? You have to be self-taught. ”

"Is it empathetic?

"Stupid, empathetic, clothes. ”

I decided not to fight with her anymore, I couldn't compete with her at all, so I had to bow to the wind and wait until I learned something in the future, and then come back to find this field back.

The way to hide your embarrassment is to drink.

I have to say that the role of wine is really huge, almost so big that it doesn't matter, drink to quench your thirst when you are thirsty, drink to strengthen your courage when you are timid, drink to relieve your worries when you are sad, drink to relieve your embarrassment when you are embarrassed, and even drinking alcohol can make you play extraordinarily in many aspects, even people with incomplete tones can exert the strength of a singer when they are drunk.

Time passed gradually, and before we knew it, it was the dead of night, and almost all the wine that could be drunk at home was drunk by us, even the cooking wine that was cooked, we took it and tasted it, because the taste was too bad, so we finally didn't kill it all.

At this time, the two of us were already drunk and dizzy, and we unanimously decided to go to the balcony to blow the wind, so we helped each other to go to the balcony.

Looking at the dimly lit night, blowing the slightly cold night breeze, I felt more and more like wine, and bursts of vomit came to my heart, and it became more and more difficult to contain, I hurriedly pushed Su Su away and rushed to the bathroom, and was completely defeated by Su Su on the wine table.

Just when I was vomiting in the bathroom, Su Su also walked in slowly, she seemed to be saying that she also wanted to vomit a little bit when I took her, so I quickly gave up my position.

I quickly flushed the toilet and got out of the way, but I couldn't stand on my feet, so I had to sit down by the toilet and rest.

Su Su also hugged the toilet and began to vomit wildly, after vomiting, she sat next to me by the toilet, the two of them looked at each other, grinned and began to laugh, because our images are too good and embarrassed.