In front of the coffee table in the living room, Su Su raised his head and poured himself violently, at this time I looked a little hypocritical, and took a sip elegantly, in fact, drinking this small can of beer, under normal circumstances, I also take a dry mouthful.

Soon she had bottomed out a can of beer, and then ran to the kitchen to get the wine, and without noticing, she actually moved a box out, 24 bottles of the same kind in a box.

According to my experience, this should be the rhythm of "you have a story, you have wine, I can accompany you for a night", anyway, at this time, I can't help but persuade her to drink less and pay attention to her body.

Dry drinking was boring, so I asked, "Would you like to buy some snacks?"

"That's takeout!" she picked up her phone and prepared to get ready.

I snatched her phone very decisively and said, "I'll call it, do you have any taboos and special hobbies?"

Su Su shook his head and said, "You can order whatever you want, I can eat anything spicy and fragrant, chicken, duck, fish and sheep, and I am not picky." ”

After getting Susu's reply, it was easy to say, beer and skewers are an excellent match, no matter how bad the mood is, you can't eat too casually, I took out my mobile phone and began to carefully select all kinds of skewers.

After turning over the most popular skewers in the neighborhood, the biggest feature of the catering industry in Spring City is that there are a lot of skewers.

8 grilled oysters, 8 roasted lamb kidneys, 8 small yellow croaker, 8 grilled scallops, 8 grilled chicken feet, 8 lamb skewers, 8 grilled tripe, grilled vegetables, 1 fried crab, 1 cold spell, and then shrimp and crab seafood porridge, and finally with 2 dried chili dishes and 1 oil dish, everything is done, all of them are my favorite food.

The thought of eating makes me almost forget all my worries and worries, and it's dinner time, and I salivate at the thought that it's dinner time.

I sipped my beer slowly, watching the progress of the delivery every now and then, ignoring that there was a lost woman next to me who needed pity.

The efficiency of food delivery is very high, less than half an hour, the delivery phone of the courier brother came in, and the big lunch box and the small lunch box received a bunch of them.

I hurriedly beckoned Su Su to help clean up the coffee table, and put out the food, there were a lot of things, and a coffee table was full of horizontal and vertical places.

Then I went to the kitchen and found another plate, chopsticks and two beer glasses, picked up two skewers, handed one to her personally, and said, "Eat the skewers." ”

Su Su's mood eased a lot, took the skewer and smiled slightly, and after taking a bite, he said, "It tastes good." ”

We ate and chatted, from Spring City to Dali, from Dali to Lijiang, from Songkran to Torch Festival, from wild mushrooms to stone pot fish.

When it comes to wild mushrooms, the ones that are most exposed are matsutake mushrooms, chicken fir mushrooms, green head mushrooms, porcini mushrooms and the like.

Su Su said that she has a friend who is from Wuding, her family is a professional wild mushroom picker, once went to her house as a guest, saw the wild mushrooms colorful, dazzling, heard that most of the brightly colored mushrooms belong to porcini mushrooms, among which the best should be the green hand.

After that, her sister invited to eat wild mushrooms, because it is not uncommon for people to be poisoned by eating wild mushrooms in Yunnan every year, so Su Su is more cautious about eating wild mushrooms.

The processing method of seeing hand green is mainly to add garlic and stir-fry, which must be completely fried, and there is a risk of poisoning if it is slightly sandwiched. Even so, the love of Yunnan people for seeing the green hand is still undiminished.

Su Su was at her sister's house, and she only tried to eat some green heads, matsutake mushrooms, chicken fir and the like, but she never dared to try it.

After eating wild mushrooms and taking a nap, Su Su found that her sister was in a trance, and ran out into the street dressed in inches, shouting and beating villains while running, attracting a group of curious onlookers.

This situation was a little inexplicable for us, and for them, they immediately judged that it was a symptom of hand blue poisoning and hallucinations, so they were rushed to the hospital for treatment.

Because the poisoning was not deep and the treatment was timely, the person was fine, but the photos and videos of running around the street in inches were scattered everywhere, which was very embarrassing.

Since then, Su Su has become more afraid of wild mushrooms, and only dares to eat some familiar non-toxic strains.

After listening to Su Su's introduction, I became more interested in this long-known hand green, and I also deliberately Baidu to find out the symptoms of hand green poisoning.

It is said that the hallucinations produced after the poisoning of the hand are strange, generally for the villain to run around, the scene is realistic, confusing, and people are so frightened that they can't control themselves, which is the same as a neurotic attack.

Seeing that my curiosity was so strong, Su Su said: "Brother Du, you can have this curiosity, but don't try it, now that the Internet is so developed, if you go naked once, the next day the media all over the world can see you." ”

I snorted twice and said, "My brother is bright and upright, and he has a perfect figure, and he has never done anything unseemly, are you still afraid of being looked at twice, not afraid, not afraid." ”

Su Su looked me up and down at me, and said, "Hmph, with your small body, it's still perfect?" There are no abs, pecs, and biceps, and they are far from perfect. Then he laughed to himself.

My thinking is always very jumpy, and when I saw Su Su smiling so happily at this time, I thought that the saying "raise a glass to eliminate sorrow and sorrow" really has the meaning of believing and opening the river.

If I can find someone who says this, I will definitely pull him over to take a look, the beautiful girl in front of me was crying just now, and after drinking a little wine, she can laugh now heheha.

Then I thought of what she said, I felt that I couldn't show weakness, I drank several bottles of wine, and my shyness gradually weakened a lot, I rolled up my sleeves, raised my arms to show my biceps, and as a result, I made a long time, looked down and looked, and found that it was indeed not obvious.

Then he lifted the corner of his clothes and patted his abdomen, and found that although there was no fat, it was just a straight abdominal muscle, and it was not worth showing off.

I feel very embarrassed, this is a typical drinking and talking about each other, exposing each other's shortcomings.

Su Su on the side was already out of breath with a smile, and inadvertently, he stretched out a slender jade hand, pinched my chest muscles through his clothes, and said with a smile while pinching: "It seems that your chest muscles are not obvious." ”

She pinched it like this, and directly squeezed away the strength I had just held, and the muscles in my body became softer.

Her fingers pinched unceremoniously, as if an electric current passed through my body, and I felt numb for a while, and began to be stunned at the beautiful girl in front of me who was smiling forward and backward.

She pinched her pecs, then her abs, and finally her biceps, and she almost pinched me all over.

She laughed while pinching and said, "Your muscles are soft and collapsed, not hard at all, not as good as my sister's." ”

As he spoke, he raised his arm, bent one of his elbows, and pinched it with his other hand to see that he felt very good, and then said to me, "You pinch and see."

How can there be such a good request? Do I still need to refuse? Quickly two devil claws came up and pinched twice, the hand felt good, I was slightly drunk, and shouted: "Not bad, good, feel good, I just don't know how the chest muscles are." ”

Looking at my slightly obscene virtue, Su Su slapped my hands away and scolded with a smile: "Get out." ”

Then she raised her glass and said, "Done." ”

Reminiscing about the conversation just now, fortunately there is a picture as proof, if you just listen to the dialogue, it is indeed easy to make people think crookedly, just now I should still record a small video, in order to prove my innocence.

It's the first time in my life to fight with a woman like this, Susu's amount of wine is very good, the wine bottles are rolling down all over the floor, I go to the bathroom again and again, she also goes to the bathroom again and again, and the two of them go to the bathroom alternately.

It turns out that women and men have the same physiological reaction when they drink too much, and they were really lonely and unheard of, rare and strange before.

The light in the house is getting darker and darker, and through the window, I found that it is already ten thousand lights, turn on the lights, look at each other, all of them are red, and they are a little swaying when they walk.

But it doesn't matter, according to my experience, I usually start shaking after drinking two or three bottles, and I also start shaking after drinking seven or eight bottles, which is still some distance from being drunk to a mess, not to mention that Su Suhuang's amplitude seems to be smaller than mine.

My competitive heart is getting stronger and stronger, my muscles are not as good as hers, do I have to lose when I drink, how can this be acceptable to a big man?

No, you have to keep drinking, you have to drink her over and I will turn it over again, drinking to a woman is detrimental to a man's dignity, this is an unacceptable thing.

The so-called "one blow, then decline, three and exhaustion", it is said that momentum is very important, in order to show my courage to move forward, I "pop ......" opened 10 bottles of beer in a row.

Su Su on the side was very surprised, and said, "Brother Du spared the concubine, the concubine can't do it." ”

Do you want to throw in the towel? I was smug when I noticed that she had already taken six beers.

It turned out that she was teasing me, she had no intention of admitting defeat at all, she had six bottles and I had four bottles, and the meaning of provocation was very obvious. In that case, let's see the truth at the wine table.

I gave her and me a bowl of seafood porridge and said, "Eat some porridge first, don't let such an essence of porridge be neglected by us." ”

"Okay, then let's pet it together. ”

"You've watched too many court dramas, and you're quite proficient in phrasing!"

"I have seen the palace lock heart jade, beauty scheming, the legend of Zhen Huan, the legend of Wu Meiniang, the deep palace spy, the palace lock city, the secret history of filial piety, the princess of the world, the king's woman, the love history of the Tang Dynasty, the beauty of the world, the Ming harem, the golden branch desire, ......"

I first admire this woman's memory, and secondly, I admire this woman's special preference, so many court dramas are like a few treasures, and they are pinched up, it seems to be counting.

I hurriedly interrupted her and said, "Okay, okay, don't count, I know that you are all over the group dramas, and you are more skilled at counting TV dramas than counting your boyfriend." ”

This is just a joke, I didn't expect her to be so good, her face instantly darkened, am I the legendary chat terminator?

Talking about the day to death belongs to low emotional intelligence and can't chat, but being able to talk about the day of death is called the ability.

I hurriedly dug out my thoughts, searched my stomach and tried to think of ways and plans, and wanted to save this day at all costs, otherwise this lonely man and widow, who had drunk three rounds, what else could he do in a room alone, he must continue to talk about the day, talk about the day, and swear not to stop if he doesn't talk to the ground.

After thinking about it, I finally asked, "Is it a pity that I can't go back to being a king's woman, and then dominate the harem?"

Su Su shook his head, continued to raise a glass of beer and said, "It's dry", and then raised his head and drank it all, extremely bold.

In order to show a more bold spirit, I decided to drink it all at a faster speed, but the speed was reached, but the quality seemed to be very cut corners, although I drank it violently, I never thought that I choked on my throat, and I choked on the ground in an instant.

My face turned even redder and I looked very embarrassed when I was coughing.

Seeing this, Su Su came over to help me pat my back and said, "No matter how sad I am, I don't have to try to do anything to amuse me by self-harm, and it's so realistic, I'm so caught off guard." ”

I was able to speak, glared at her, and said, "You have a little eyesight, am I here to amuse you?" ”

"Oh, that's it, that's too lazy to care about you, choke to death. ”

"Really, so ruthless, look at how you find a boyfriend. ”

As soon as this sentence came out, I saw Su Su hurt again, and the sky was successfully chatted to death, and in just a short period of time, "Tian" was talked to death by me twice, and I successfully advanced to become a senior chat terminator.

Seeing her performance, no matter how stupid people are, they realize that this opportunity is in the word "boyfriend", which is a forbidden area, and it also shows that Su Su must be a woman with a story.

Now that the main contradiction has been grasped, the next step can effectively avoid embarrassing things from happening again, that is, no longer mentioning words such as "object", "husband", "boyfriend", etc.