He Peng

Gaios finished and straightened his skirt as he walked back, with a cheeky and embarrassed smile on his face, "It's so bad here, the ground is so hard that it splashes on your shoes." ”

"Stop screaming!" an Al man appeared outside the cage, "Last time you sneaked in and caused us a huge loss, so the Soul King asked me to set up a lock soul cage here, no matter who comes in without permission, they will be locked up, you wait, the Soul King will come when he is free!"

"Damn, you yin me!" He Peng scolded angrily, "King of Souls, you bastard actually unloaded the mill and killed the donkey!"

After only a few steps, a golden cage appeared in the air with a loud bang, covering him and the bell pepper inside, and the powerful electricity on the surface of the golden cage swam quickly like a giant snake, making a sound of knowing and knowing, He Peng believed that if he was electrified, he would immediately turn into human jerky!

He shouted as he led Bell Pepper forward.

He Peng shouted: "King of Souls, I'm back! Where are you?"

"Uhh

The aunt said: "Don't be so fierce, my name is Bell Pepper, you can call me Sweet Sweet"

"Shut up!" He Peng drank to stop the black aunt's nerves.

He Peng's natural way is absolutely taboo in the name of Gaios, the land of souls.

At the mention of Gaios, many of the Arles stopped to stare at her.

The black aunt laughed, opened her arms, looked around in a circle like a girl, and admired in surprise: "Wow! This is such a magical place, even the air is invigorating, why do you think I will run away with the man I like, even if I live in hell, I am happy, not to mention such a perfect place, but unfortunately, I may never see my great god Gaios again!"

He Peng felt a little guilty, in order to save Jiang Yun and hurt this aunt, is it really right, although she looks ugly and ignorant Envelope Gaios God, but her soul should be much purer than Jiang Yun, in that situation at sea, she refused to poison her kidnapper, and carefully comforted me

He Peng looked back and saw that she was tied up and looked a little miserable, he pulled off the rag stuffed in her mouth, untied the rope on her body, and said: "It's all here, I'm not afraid that you will run away, and you won't be able to run out." ”

The black aunt whined and struggled violently.

After a golden light, back in the land of souls, the Als still came and went leisurely, but the population density was a little sparser than the last time.

The submersible arrived at the water, and the robot quickly found the entrance that was dug last time, and after the robot cleaned the entrance again, the submersible docked with the entrance, and He Peng closed his eyes and brought the black aunt who was tied into a dumpling into the soul land.

He Peng's eyes straightened when he saw the pig's trotters, and the appearance of the black pig's trotters reminded him of the nightmares of these days, and he immediately shouted: "Quick, take it away!!"

He Peng drank some sugar water, ate a piece of chocolate, a loaf of bread and a plate of salad, Long Jiu saw that he was not full, so he gritted his teeth and brought a pot of pig's trotters with sauce, the dark color, and the fat hooves were very attractive.

"No, no, let the nightmare wake up sooner"

"Yes, I think you must be impatient to get rid of Mr. Jiang Yun and get rid of that aunt, so you made a decision in vain, Mr. He, did I do something wrong?"

"Well, we're going to the ruins of that prehistoric civilization."

He Peng smiled reassuringly, feeling that Long Jiu's work was reliable, no wonder he would be reused by Jiang Yun!

"No, I'm just worried that her appearance will threaten the safety of navigation, after all, it is 10,000 meters underwater, and I have to guard against it, so I tied her to the cabinet in the storage room, you can rest assured that the cabinet is locked, absolutely safe. ”

He Peng smiled bitterly and waved his hand weakly, "Forget it, don't mention these, you didn't hurt that aunt, right?"

Long Jiu turned around, holding a small bucket, and vomited for a while, "Thank you for your trust, but I really can't complete the task as well as the door master." You were able to bring her back, I think Mr. Jiang Yun would be grateful if he knew that you had sacrificed so much to save him. ”

He Peng thought about those miserable nights with the black aunt, and nodded with palpitations, "Yes, I would have called you if I knew about it." ”

Long Jiu looked at He Peng sadly, nodded for a long time, and said sadly: "Mr. He, you have suffered! If I knew that you would go to Africa this time and you would endure such a terrible torture, I would not let you go." ”

"Long Jiu, I'm not dead?"

When I woke up again, I was already in a submersible. Long Jiu was sitting on the edge of the bed.

He Peng lay on the edge of the boat and fell unconscious.

"Uhh

The black aunt covered her mouth and chuckled: "You will get used to spitting and spitting, you are much better now, you have not been married for so long, although you kidnapped me, but I don't resent you at all, I like the feeling of being kidnapped by you very much, in my life, in addition to the god Gaios is the first time I am so obsessed with a person I say this is called love, even if he is kidnapped, I follow him with all my heart, I can't bear to hurt him, even if I hurt myself, even if I am adrift on the sea"

"Ahh

The black aunt smiled slyly and said shyly: "Hey, we've been together for so many days, and you're called Sweet Pepper, people call me Sweet Pepper, you can call me Sweet Pepper or call me Pepper Pepper." ”

He Peng climbed back into the boat, "I remember that I kidnapped you, why didn't you run away while I fainted"

"Uh" He Peng plunged into the water and refreshed it fiercely, and the bitter and salty seawater entered his mouth and filled his stomach.

The black aunt smiled: "Isn't this a sea of water, drink it when you are thirsty, anyway, you can't die if you drink poison in your body." ”

The dried fish was freshly dried on the bow of the boat, and it looked a little disgusting, He Peng said: "I don't eat it, thank you for having water?"

"Okay. The black aunt smiled and handed over the dried fish, "Eat something to replenish your strength, you have to vomit when you vomit, it won't hurt your stomach too much." ”

"Don't smile at me, don't pout at me, I'll try to accept reality!" He Peng said with a pale face.

He Peng stepped back weakly, and found that when he looked at the black aunt again, it was not so completely unbearable.

The black aunt handed Xuantian a dried fish, and said with a smile, "Eat some, we've been floating on the sea for several days, you have to vomit every time you wake up, and you're not used to vomiting for so many days.

"Uhhh

"You're awake, little baby, they're worried about you. ”

He Peng woke up slowly, and an extremely ugly face was smiling at him stupidly.

He Peng had a dream, he dreamed that he was in the rugged African savannah, looking for the northern king of the Arr people, and finally knew with the help of a golden armor god that Gaios was looking for the person, and Gaios was the enemy of the golden armor god, and the golden armor god gave He Peng an idea to let He Peng take away Gaios's divine servant, that divine servant has the ability to summon Gaios, and capturing the divine servant is equivalent to capturing Gaios

The scarlet lips came over, He Peng was frightened and wanted to jump off the ship to escape, a swarthy fat hand grabbed him, He Peng felt a pain in his head and fainted.

Gaios turned around abruptly and smiled, "I'll help you rewrite your memory." ”

"What about me, what about him, he checks my memory"

"I've changed the memory of the black aunt, a wisp of my soul power imitates the black aunt's soul to control the black aunt, what Uka can see is what I want him to see, and my soul will hide somewhere in the black aunt's body, making him so disgusted that he refuses to explore somewhere, this is the use of the black aunt, making her so disgusting that she doesn't dare to explore deeply!"

"But" He Peng said hesitantly: "Wuka controls the land of souls, he knows exactly what we think, and we have all plans in vain when he reads our memories." ”

He Peng thought about it, he had even experienced this kind of thing after living for billions of years, would Wuka still think that something was impossible, and she would also give it a try if she was herself.

Gaios smiled: "Of course he won't believe it, but he won't believe it either, he will give it a try, all soul thinking is imaginative, no matter how unbelievable things are, as long as they work logically, it can be realized, even such an imaginative place as the land of souls Uka can be designed, it's just a small spell to summon gods, what's not to believe."

"You're too, it's strange that he can believe it!"

"I won't go back as Gaios, what you brought back is just a black aunt who believes in the god Gaios, and you say that you can't find Gaios, and you can't beat Gaios if you find it, so you find a divine servant of Gaios, and the divine servant has the ability to summon Gaios through a summoning array, as long as you cast a spell in the land of souls to summon Gaios, it's done! The black aunt doesn't know how to use the sword, so she won't be a threat to Uka, and Uka won't do anything to you until he catches Gaios, so we'll have time to act. ”

At this moment, He Peng was interested, he leaned over and prepared to sit next to Gaios, but when he saw her side face, he was defeated, and retreated into the distance and asked, "What are your plans, tell me clearly, let's sum it up together!"

"Yes, to be exact, I'm a bait, a bait for the big fish of Uka. ”

"You're a bug"

At this time, a fish bit the hook, and Gaios happily pulled the fishing line, and slipped back and forth, and he said that I was the worm on the hook, and the fish loved this black worm.

He Peng smiled, "You also know, then why did you get this moth?"

Gaios laughed, "No, that's impossible, you forgot that we are a race of soul masters, and this level of mental stimulation can't kill us." ”

He Peng looked at her back blankly, "You are really a bad taste! Maybe Wuka has not been stimulated for billions of years, and he can really be disgusted to death when he sees you suddenly." ”

Gaios laughed, his shoulders shaking.

"Oh, then I'll turn my back, you can get used to me from the back first. Saying that, Gaios turned his back and put his feet on the edge of the boat and splashed outside, and said, "In terms of the aesthetics of the Arles, this appearance is completely unacceptable, and I believe that Uka will want to strangle me immediately when he sees me!"

"If you don't listen, I'll be disgusted when I see you!"

"Come, sit down and listen to me. ”

"I took Yu. It seems that you really plan to use this aunt to conquer the world, do you think you can disgust Uka to death, you are too naïve!

"It won't take many years for me to be ready, you don't think I'm looking great now," Gaios pursed his scarlet lips. He Peng raised an oar and wanted to smash his head with a stick, but the boat shook for a while, and He Peng vomited vigorously on the side of the boat, and vomited all the little stock left in his stomach.

He Peng asked with a sneer: "Oh so, how many years do we have to prepare for it?"

"I'm not prepared to live in secret, to be exact, I am not prepared to come out again when I go to the land of souls, if I don't succeed, I will become a benevolent! But being ready to die does not mean that we are going to die, we must make the most perfect preparations!"

He Peng said angrily: "Yes, he will definitely think so, so the two of us have simply thrown themselves into the net in the past, why don't you hurry up and let me go to save Jiang Yun by myself, it's a big deal to die with that old Wang Ba!

Gaios was not angry, he smiled and said: "I haven't gone back for billions of years, and I easily took it back for you, do you think he will suspect that the two of us are colluding together"

He Peng pushed Gaios as he spoke, his fingers touched his dark and fat skin, and he felt disgusted again, so he quickly withdrew his hand and rubbed it on his pants!

He Peng patted his head, "Yes, then let's not go, hide, hide, you go quickly, if he comes to kill you, you will hide in vain for billions of years, you hurry up, don't be found by him!"

"But do you think, if we go to the underwater world and Uka sees you and me going back with me, and he knows that you and I can threaten or even kill him with swordsmanship, will he have already prepared a trap or a means to make it impossible for us to resist?"

Gaios laughed, "It must be disgusting, if it weren't for the billions of years I've seen more disgusting, I wouldn't have been able to stand it, uh" His throat moved, obviously he couldn't stand himself either.

"Uh-oh" He Peng retched for a while, "If you don't take your mouth away, I'll plug it with a paddle!"

Gaios said, "He Peng, let me ask you, do you look disgusting like this" Gaios pursed his scarlet lips.

"it, deep meaning, are you going to save the world with a black aunt?"

Gaios sighed and said, "Why don't you understand, I borrowed this body for a deep meaning. ”

He Peng said angrily: "Do you have to trick me, do you have to drive me crazy, do you want to make it clear if you don't dare to go, and I didn't ask you to go!"

"It's noon, it's noon, women have to prepare lunch for men, and as a typical woman from a good family, I have to do my duty!"

"Hi, why don't you hurry up rowing, what are you going to do fishing"

After another hour, when there was no boat to be seen on the sea, Gaios threw away the oars, took out a fishing line and a hook from his pocket, hung a black thing with some worm and threw it into the sea, and began to fish!

He Peng took out a cake-shaped communicator from his pocket and called the Caidie base, telling them the route he was going to travel and asking them to send a boat to pick them up immediately.

An hour passed without seeing the shore, and He Peng breathed a sigh of relief, as long as no one saw him with the black aunt, he didn't care about anything.

Gaios laughed and rowed.

At this time, it was cloudless and the sun was scorching, He Peng threw the carpenter to Gaios, "If you want to take a sailboat, then you will row!"

It was a small sailing boat, a simple willow-shaped wooden boat with a spinnaker in the middle. When there is no wind, when the wind is light, and when the wind is headwind, you still have to rely on human paddling!

The Huaxia coins in the wallet were stuffed to the shipowner, and the shipowner laughed and gave the sailboat to He Peng.

So theoretically, to cross Africa and Asia and finally reach that location in the Pacific Ocean, the sailboat seems to be more reliable, and He Peng is now also a master of the arts, as long as he can find a place where others can not see that he is with the black aunt, he will be satisfied, so the sailboat will sail.

He Peng took Gaios to the beach, and looked at the past, except for the sailboat, it was a small fishing boat that burned diesel, and that kind of fishing boat was not as good as a sailboat, because the sailboat could sail on the sea with the help of the wind, and the diesel fuel on the fishing boat could only go with the flow!

"It's okay, with a plank I can float across the world!"

"You're crazy! Can that little wrecked ship cross half the world?"

Gaios's eyes were a little evasive, "No, why don't we go by boat, I don't get seasick, you see there is a small sailboat on the beach, you buy it and we will row it." ”

He Peng said angrily: "Are you making trouble, are you afraid to face Wuka, face your people!"

"Ugh"

"But this body has a fear of heights!"

"I'll make one for you!"

"Oh, but I don't have an ID card!"

"Let's go to the airport!

He Peng couldn't wait to immediately go to Haiti, which is 10,000 meters below, to have a melee with the prehistoric civilization of Wuka, and then let Gaios stay there forever and never see each other again!

In the roadside shop, he picked up a few extra-large clothes and casually wrapped a few pieces that could cover his whole body, and He Peng dragged the black aunt to the airport!

He Peng's heart is dead.

"Let go! let go of my man!"

When the black aunt woke up, she quickly stood up and rushed to the two tall men who were grabbing He Peng and punched and kicked them.

The black aunt suddenly sat up, startling the onlookers.

"Okay, hurry up!"

"You asked me to go back, don't talk about me again"

He Peng said helplessly: "Please go back and play your black aunt, can't I surrender?"

Gaios said, "But you made me leave her, do you like her now?"

There was also an aunt who came up and kicked He Peng's calf, but her foot hurt and she limped away in horror.

"We must not let him run. ”

The crowd pointed at He Peng, "Look, this Huaxia man is so fierce when he kills people!"

"I didn't! you go back immediately!" He Peng glared, his eyes full of anger.

"No!

"In the body of the black aunt!"

"Where to go back"

"Gaios, what are you messing with, hurry back!"

Gaios was in a state of soul at this time, and he floated in the air in the form of an Alman, which only He Peng could see.

It's the busiest shopping mall in the city, and it's quickly crowded with people, and more are gathering in the distance.

"Don't run, we saw you yelling at that woman, that woman must have been killed by you, don't you want to run!"

Immediately, well-meaning people came to check on her, and when they found that she was out of breath and ran away in panic, someone took out a phone to call the police, and two black men grabbed He Peng's hand to prevent He Peng from leaving.

Poof, the black aunt fell to the ground and became a corpse!

Gaios shrugged: "What's wrong Tian I like this body very much, she is very healthy, you know, I used to find some sick bodies, it is really rare to be so healthy and energetic, oh, forget it, if you really don't like it, for the sake of our good cooperation atmosphere, I will give up this body." ”

"Gaios!" He Peng was furious, "Can you not abuse this black aunt"

The black aunt leaned on He Peng's shoulder in horror, the flowers trembled, and her thick scarlet lips shook out of a phantom, "He, He, He, He Peng, I, I, we are just together, just, just, do we want to die?"

He Peng couldn't bear to vomit and faint when he saw her frightened appearance, "I'm sorry I hurt you." ”