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Ten minutes later, Zhao Punctuality, who had passed the hand and mouth addiction, lay on the bed stupidly.

Although the fire in my heart is still quite big, I also know that someone who disagrees can only do this today.

After all, pushing against the will of others is what kind of thing is strong. There is no second possibility, and whoever goes up will die.

Not to mention the boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, it's not easy. You are forcing a husband and wife to do that, and it is against the law.

Zhao Punctual can push it, then he must be greeted by the severe punishment of the law, or the page is inaccessible

— also known as 404.

Even if it's a family ugly, don't make it public. The question and answer of Chinese medicine and Western medicine who can kill Zhao Punctual faster is scary enough.

"Come out quickly. I'm not afraid of stuffiness under the quilt. ”

Zhao Punctual pulled the futon and didn't pull it. Pei Youqing, who was desperately dragging under the bedding, resolutely refused to let go, and said angrily, "I want you to take care of it." You hurry up. ”

It's a little vague, but it's definitely not a problem with the sound insulation of the bedding, it's mainly because Pei Youqing's lips are a little swollen - Zhao Punctual held it.

Uh, holding the face kiss.

"But this is my room. Where am I going?"

"You go wherever you like. ”

Zhao Punctual teased: "Why don't I go to your room to sleep?" I just don't know if Suning is awake or not." In case of... ”

Suning lives in a room with Pei Youqing. It's just dawn and most of us are still asleep.

"You dare. Pei Youqing, who was directly annoyed, poked his head out from under the futon, "You put a lot of thought into it, believe it or not, I really cut you?"

As he spoke, his eyes couldn't help but glance down. There was a threat in her eyes, even though she knew that Zhao was joking.

But neither do jokes. This is the female silver.

Zhao Punctuality, who felt threatened, was terrified. One turned over and turned over to the futon, crushing Pei Youqing to death.

A thumbs brushed over her lips, "Look at this big sausage mouth." Two sticks are enough for me to eat. ”

"Die, you, !! soul"

Pei Youqing was really angry, and she kicked Zhao Punctual through the quilt under the futon.

You think, the quilt is a bondage. Just like in the water, ten percent of the strength can't even play three points.

After a while, she finally gave up, panting, and her tone softened a lot, "You let go of me, I'm not angry." ”

It is said that a woman's mouth is a deceitful ghost, but Zhao Pupushi didn't believe it. Directly shook his head, "Don't let go." ”

"You don't believe me?"

Pei, who was crying, went online again. Zhao Punctual was all pity when I saw it, and he couldn't bear it and said, "I don't believe it." ”

"You!"

Pei Youqing struggled, but still didn't break free. Snorted coldly, she was so angry that she didn't want to look at someone, and she was very dissatisfied with her sideways face, "I think you are deliberately making bad things and deliberately bullying me." ”

"I didn't, don't talk nonsense. ”

"No, you see where I can move now except my mouth?"

"Me"

Zhao Shoushi, who made a start, thought about it, and there was nothing wrong with what people said. Our close-up lock is much better than any eight-door gold lock.

But this matter must not be admitted. It's not a question of being cheeky or not, it's simply not being morally inferior.

Although we are thick-skinned, we will still convince people with virtue. Belch... Try your best.

"I'm doing this for your own good. ”

After thinking about it, Zhao Shoushi said again, "You must not forget the plot of the movie, why can we change our bodies, is it a lightning strike? is it a pool bath? nonono, is it a kiss." You say I'm showing my own selfish desires, I'm helping you experience the character.

Of course, my methods may have been a little tougher. But there's a reason for that. In the plot, the two of us have changed bodies, and you have to show the behavior of a man.

But how could you have had this experience before, and you didn't even think about it, did you?"

Pei Youqing retorted, "But it's not like there are no men around me, like you, my dad, and friends, I can observe." ”

Zhao Punctual was happy in his heart, after all, we are in front of Taishan in the future, and a man's happiness is so simple.

However, in his heart, he was happy, and on the surface, he smiled and shook his head, "That's useless." ”

"Why?" Pei Youqing asked. This time, she was genuinely curious. Whether it is an experiential school or a method school, experience is accumulated from life.

Zhao Punche didn't answer directly, but asked rhetorically, "Are you beautiful?"

"Of course. . . Pei Youqing, who almost agreed directly, had a straight face, and she didn't know what melons someone was selling, so she was modest: "It's okay." ”

"Blind modesty, you are the most beautiful I have ever seen. ”

Without waiting for Pei Youqing to speak, Zhao Punche spoke directly, "I guess, from childhood to adulthood, the elders around you must have taken care of you and cared for you, right?"

"Of course? But does it matter?"

"Please remove the word '? Let me ask again, do all the men around you of the same age seem to be very gentlemanly?

Don't dare to speak loudly, for fear of arguing you. The language is civilized, and the mouth will never be dirty. One by one, it's the same for the child next door. Even if someone wants to get your attention, deliberately act different. It will also be very β. ”

"Uhhhh Actually, I didn't say that you were exaggerating. ”

"Bingo. Zhao Shoushi, who snapped his fingers, smiled: "That's why." You can indeed observe the environment, but what you see is what they want you to see. It's not yourself, it's a show.

Do you think these contrived materials have any reference meaning? Not at all. ”

Pei Youqing seemed to understand Zhao Punctuality's words, and there was indeed some truth. But the truth is reasonable, but this is not a reason for him to wash his name.

"You look like you're talking serious nonsense. Pei Youqing, who expressed his thoughts very bluntly, directly exposed Zhao Punctuality's sinister intentions, "You said this big pile, but you are not whitewashing yourself." What to do, there are a lot of crooked reasons. It's the same as how great he is, he can't talk about it. ”

"(⊙o⊙)..."Zhao Punctuality, who was suddenly choked up, hesitated for a moment, "If you have to think so, there is actually no problem." ”

Grunt...

Pei Youqing's stomach sounded with a protest. Taking advantage of this opportunity, she begged for mercy in a weak state, "Big brother, what I say, I can't believe it when I'm young." It's not easy for everyone, please let me live. ”

"Do you really believe it?"

"True faith, truer than pearls. ”

Zhao Punctual nodded in approval and said bluntly, "Since you believe me, then we will move on to the next link - practice." We need to integrate the knowledge points we have learned into reality.

Now you're going to go through everything I've just done. For example, they just flipped me over, then locked me up, held my face and kissed me forcefully, despite my pleas for mercy. ”

“”

Pei Youqing stared straight at someone who was blinded by lard. confirmed the eyes, it is a 100 pure criticism.

Zhao Punchou, who licked his face, asked, "Is there any problem?"

"It's a big problem. Let's not talk about logic or anything, let's just say that if I can push you, are you so passive now?"

"It's different. I'm definitely going to cooperate with you this time. ”

"Don't lie to me?"

Zhao Punctual nodded frequently, as if he was afraid that she would not see it. Pei Youqing first pushed gently. Hey, it's a lot easier.

Accumulating strength, she pushed Zhao Punctual away fiercely. Zhao Punctuality, who went from top to bottom, was 'frightened' and closed his eyes, waiting for the follow-up plot development.

When he closed his eyes, he didn't see the smile floating at the corner of Pei Youqing's mouth. lifted the futon and put it on Zhao Pushoushi's head, and the person also rode up.

Crackling with the iron fist of socialism.

"Don't. Pulse pressure band. That's not the way the script is. Zhao Punctual under the futon covered his face and screamed.

"Today I'm going to show you what I've learned from you—being untrustworthy, untrustworthy, and bullying. ”

Saying that, Pei Youqing, who may have a little pain in his hand, dragged the pillow and came to another loving spur.

After a while, Zhao Shoushi, who was dragging the quilt in front of him, looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law, "Woo woo, you have to be responsible for me." ”

"Fuck off, slap you. You can't make it. ”

Pei Youqing, who incarnated as the eldest brother on the road, coldly glanced at Zhao Punctual of the 'little daughter-in-law'. Retracting her gaze, she sat down, and the posture of stepping on the edge of the seat matched the character of the big brother on the road.

"Big brother is hungry and wants to eat, little girl, what do you want to eat?"

“(⊙o⊙)...”

Zhao Punctual opened his mouth, but he still chose to shut up. Pei Youqing entered the play too quickly, and it was too real, which confused him.

"I can't see it, the little girl still knows how to be shy. Pei Youqing, who was laughing happily, patted his thigh, "We have vermicelli, braised eggs, fish balls, and beef." And ham sausages. Come on, come on, big brother's legs will sit for you. ”

As he spoke, he opened the package of the self-heating hot pot, first opening the air holes. Then pour the side dishes inside into the upper box in turn, and pour the water on the heating pack on the lower layer.

Closing the lid tightly, he looked at the time, "In ten minutes, we can eat." Big brother must have made your belly big this time. ”

“”

Zhao Shoushi, who covered his face and saw people, only felt that he had accidentally released a female hooligan, "You are too much." ”

"Do you still have the face to tell me these two words? Do you know how to write these two words?"

Zhao Punctual directly diverted the topic: "You person, why don't you open a pot and mention a pot, it's not kind." ”

"It's up to you, okay. Pei Youqing, who glanced at someone, sat down a lot more restrained, and pointed to the small hot pot, "Come and eat." It is estimated that someone will call the assembly after a while. ”

Knock knock knock – there was a knock on the door.

Zhao Punctual and Pei Youqing glanced at each other, and said softly, "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here, eat quickly." ”

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In Zhao Punctuary's memory, from 2011 to 2019, there were only two groups of people in the entertainment industry who could succeed.

One is to engage in youth pain. Under the guise of reminiscing about youth, scratch your wounds hard. Even if there is no wound, he can cut you twice. If you don't feel the pain, he will poke you with a small stick, and you will have to cry.

Breakups, cheating, empathy, misunderstandings, cancer, car accidents, abortions, giving my first time to my boyfriend's roommates in order to take revenge on my boyfriend, and other 'unconventional events' are staged in turn.

It seems that without these factors, you are not qualified to say that you have also been young.

Among them, the representative works are "Left Ear", "To Youth", "The Year in a Hurry" and so on.

The second is to engage in comedy movies. Comedy movies are very different concepts from comedy.

At that time, the most famous comedy movies were Ning Hao, Xu Zheng, Zhou Xingxing, Chen Sicheng, plus a twist.

At that time, the most famous comedy gangs in China were Deyun, Liu Laogen, Twist and half a big bowl.

But among these two groups of people, only Twist is a team that straddles two major fields and is also very good.

Everyone else is basically an independent individual, and it is the director who begins to extend as the core. Twist is different, they are not a person, but a team.

Whether you are active on a TV show, or in a drama team, whether it is the protagonist, a supporting role, or behind the scenes, you can direct, act, and write.

A person's energy may not be great, but when they come together, they burst out with energy beyond imagination.

Their script came with simplicity and complexity. Think of an idea, and then everyone moves chairs and talks together, and talks about a basic framework.

Then he used his years of experience in drama performance to transform his lines into personal baggage.

There are often no specific lines, only emotions and general directions.

It's not lazy, it's not perfunctory. It's just that they will have more and better, more interesting ideas popping up in the creative process.

Similar but contradictory is Xu Zheng's embarrassment series. The embarrassment series and twist's movies have in common that they are both comedies, but the difference is the order.

The style of twist is to have a frame and then create a joke.

The embarrassment series is to first have a joke, and then make up a story to integrate the jokes into it.

Of course, we don't give examples to comment on their strengths and weaknesses, let alone give them a high score.

It's just a chestnut.

The biggest feature of twist is that even if you have guessed the ending, you will never guess what kind of strange method this ending will be completed.

Twist's first blockbuster "Charlotte's Troubles" pioneered the rebirth flow of the big screen.

"Iron Fist of Shame" uses a stalk where men and women swap bodies to make countless impossibilities possible.

After the actor Addison was knocked out by Teddy, he received a call from his partner Ma Dong, who had been working together for three years, to ask him to weigh him.

Weighing is one of the basic tasks before participating in the competition, and because of this operation, he met the heroine Ma Xiao for the first time.

As Addison prepares to leave the interview, Ma Dong shows up and pulls him into the hallway to discuss the ensuing fight.

According to Ma Dong's plan, he has already bribed Addison's opponents to ensure that he can walk in front of boxing champion Wu Liang unimpeded.

Coincidentally, Ma Xiao walked to the staircase to answer the phone and listened to the conversation between the two people. As a journalist, it makes sense for her to carry a voice recorder with her.

Coupled with the reporter's acumen, she recorded this passage.

was eavesdropping, the unlucky phone rang, and Ma Xiao was directly exposed.

But what is even more coincidental is that Ma Xiao turned out to be Ma Dong's daughter. As a result, the pattern of tripartite power came into being.

Addison wants to clean up Ma Xiao, and the first one who does not agree is his teammate Ma Dong. This is a small padded jacket.,Wind leakage.。。 She is also a padded jacket.

Ma Dong took the approach of counseling, and as a result, the boat also capsized. Uh, down the stairs to be exact.

Addison chased Ma Xiao to ask for a voice recorder to the pool, and by mistake, the two fell into the pool and kissed very naturally.

It may be that God can't see this kind of thing, a thunder is very accurate, and the consequence is that the two exchange bodies.

The two who both wanted to exchange their bodies back couldn't help but have a lot of communication.

There is a widely circulated question: What would be the reaction if you woke up one day and found that you had become of the opposite sex?

There are many answers. It's darker, like touching, looking, exploring the body structure, and asking friends to help explore the body structure. Go to a place that you couldn't go to before (women's bathhouse or women's bathhouse, and finally a women's bathhouse) to solve your doubts.

Either way, there is only one purpose – to satisfy curiosity.

"Iron Fist" brings to life this only imaginary problem, and this contrast leads to a story that is even more exciting than a joke.

Addison asked Ma Xiao to play for him. Ma Xiao asked Addison to be kind to his body.

The two who ask for each other seem to be able to achieve peaceful coexistence, but soon they fall apart under the impetus of curiosity.

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