Chapter Seventy-Eight: Turning Life into a Joke

The crew is a magical place, inhabited by a group of immortals who don't sleep. They're crazy about movies, and everyone has huge dark circles under their eyes.

Their slogan is - come out and cultivate immortals, you have no future when you sleep.

Zhao Shoushi just joined the Minxiu Immortal Association today and directly became a top member.

What to do, what can't you do, he is the first in WeChat steps, and he will obey the wall if no one is satisfied.

cruelly rejected the hospitality of life producers, and also resisted the temptation of cold box lunches. At this moment, he just wanted to go back to his room and have a good rest.

Lunch box is the standard configuration of the crew, and it is the main theme of three meals a day.

The crew's breakfast is very simple, generally eggs, soy milk, steamed buns, and steamed buns.

If you think about the breakfast of more than 300 people, what a lot of that. The life producer in charge of catering is very heroic.

found a store that operated early, and waved his hand, "I've got this piece." ”

A proper domineering president's sense of dΓ©jΓ  vu. If there are customers who are dissatisfied and mutter, they can also show their attainments in Mingxue, I don't want you to think, I want me to think.

Of course, there are also times when you go out late and can't buy enough breakfast, so you will prepare milk and bread and make do with it.

The life producers still take great care of the health of the crew, and adhere to the three bad policies of not eating well for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Lunch consisted of several large vats of white rice and a variety of stir-fried dishes. Let's line up with stainless steel plates.

Vegetables are generally permutations of bean sprouts, peppers, potatoes, and cabbage.

Stir-fried soybean sprouts with mung bean sprouts, stir-fried green peppers with red peppers. Potato chips and fried potato wedges, very hearty.

Just kidding, only the real poor crew is this kind of real stir-fry.

If the cost is slightly more, it will not be too harsh on what you eat. At the very least, there has to be a meat dish.

The lunch of the crew of "Iron Fist" is generally two meat and two vegetables, a bowl of soup with a fruit.

Zhao Shoushi has watched the crew's box lunch countless times on TV, but the real taste is the first time the eldest girl gets on the sedan chair.

Personally, he felt that the quality of the food was very poor, there was nothing to boast about, and it was not so bad that it could not be swallowed.

But Zhang Xun felt very proud, according to him, it is very rare for a crew to be able to ask a chef to prepare meals.

What's even more rare is that the crew can have a place to sit when they eat.

Finally, there are extras from the director, the leading actor to the staff and even the ministry. The standard of meals is the same.

The actor's food is not necessarily as strong as the staff, after all, the actor has to control his weight. Catering is about less oil and less salt.

The only preferential treatment they receive is that their food is served in a box.

Lo and behold, eating a boxed lunch has become a special treatment.

Of the three meals a day, only dinner is eaten back to the hotel.

Nitrogen, too, is a box lunch.

The hotel has a catering department, which is also open to the public, as long as you pay for it yourself, no one will stop you.

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Zhao Punctual finally walked into his room with his feet on his feet, the first thing he did was to change his shoes, and he breathed a sigh of relief while stepping on disposable slippers.

The shoes prepared by the crew do not fit very well. It's okay to walk around normally, but the amount of exercise is large, and it's simply a reappearance of the execution ground.

Looking at the abrasion on the heel that was aching, he successfully used the excuse of "the wound should not be wet" to persuade him not to take a shower tonight.

Zhao Punctuality, who didn't even change his clothes, lay on the bed with a golden knife.

In less than five minutes, the sound of whirring and deep sleep was remembered in the room.

I don't know how long it took to open the door with a click.

In the dim environment, the door was gently pushed open, and a small head poked through the crack in the door.

Even if there is no light in the room, her bright eyes can be seen. Short short hair, delicate face shows three points of heroism.

It's Pei Youqing.

"Mr. Zhao, have you slept?"

Zhao Punctual on the bed had already traveled for nine days, and where could he hear someone's shout.

"Teacher Zhao??punctuality??Xiao Zhao??"

Pei Youqing, who had not been responded to for a long time, pushed the door in, inserted the room card into the card slot on the wall, and the lights in the room turned on.

I saw Zhao Punctual on the bed frowning. This was his knee-jerk reaction to the bright light as he was accustomed to the darkness in the room.

Sure enough, he just rolled over and didn't wake up.

Pei Youqing gently closed them, walked into the house on tiptoe, and put two sets of boxed lunches on the table.

skillfully turned on the switch of the water dispenser, and skillfully took out two boxes of self-heating hot pot from the surnamed luggage box and put them on the table.

Then put out the water cups for the two of them, and wait for the cup of hot water to drink while eating hot pot.

The lunch box is a disguise, and improving the food and eating hot pot is the main topic.

Especially Pei Youqing is a native of Chongqing, although he can't eat spicy rice, but it always feels wrong to have less spicy food.

So, the two went out to buy a lot of shopping, and they all packed them in their suitcases and brought them back.

Pei Youqing, who was preparing for the work, lay on the bed, holding his hands on his cheeks and looking at someone who was making a sound of sleep.

whispered, "How did it feel on the first day of filming today." Isn't it nervous?"

"I don't know about you, anyway, it's my first time filming, and I can wash my face with sweat on my nervous head. In addition, the director had a bad temper and was almost scolded to doubt life. ”

"Do you say that directors don't have a good temper? Or do you say that people will be irritable when they become directors?"

"You don't know, we didn't go well on location today, and there were always laughs, mainly because the baggage in the script was too interesting. It's just that the second director is not very happy, and only eight shots were shot in a whole day today. Only half of what was originally planned.

But when the daylight is gone, you can't shoot. We went back to the hotel early. Originally, I was thinking of waiting for you to come back and eat together. Whoever thinks I'm awake before you come back. ”

Pei Youqing muttered to himself for a while, but did not get any response, frowned, stretched out his finger and pointed at the tip of Zhao Punctuality's nose, "Eh, I sleep like a pig." ”

"You must be very sleepy. Then you can sleep for ten minutes and half an hour, and I will call you to eat in half an hour. It's not good to eat hungry. ”

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Zhao Punctual sleeps, Pei Youqing and so on.

Zhao Punctual sleeps, Pei Youqing and so on.

Zhao Punctual sleeps, Pei Youqing, etc. . . Not great.

In the middle of the night, it was supposed to be the time to sleep, especially when someone around her slept very soundly, the sleepy insect easily infected Pei Youqing and put her down with her feet.

Only the water dispenser in the whole house made a slight noise when it was working, which did not affect the sleeping two people in the slightest.

Time passed minute by minute, Pei Youqing, who was asleep, may be a little cold, curled up and subconsciously looking for a warm embrace.

And Zhao Punctual did not refuse to come, and held her tightly in his arms.

Maybe this is the same sex repels each other, and the opposite sex attracts.

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Zhao Punctual had a dream, dreaming that he was sleeping, Pei Youqing ran over and coquettishly, and he had to hold her to fall asleep.

, a straight man of steel who is about equal to a righteous gentleman, naturally hugged her in his arms, and then sternly rejected her non-centrificial request.

Uh, right. If you are honest in your mouth, you are qualified to be called a straight man of steel.

In the dream, I could feel her fiery body, her pounding heartbeat, her spring-like breathing, and the good smell of her body.

The most important thing is that I feel very relieved, and I don't have any bad thoughts at all. Maybe it has something to do with the subconscious mind that makes it useless to be bad in dreams.

That's it, I slept so soundly.

Grunt, grunt.

The hungry rumbling stomach woke Zhao Punctuality.

Zhao Punctuality, who had done half of the good dream, had a sore tooth. I don't care about anything, I have to sleep with my eyes closed, and try my best to continue the dream just now.

People are still hazy, and they feel that something is wrong, why is their arm missing?

Keep your eyes peeled. The arm is still there, but the linen belt is gone, but fortunately, the dream continues. After all, the heroine in the dream is here.

Zhao Punchou, who closed his eyes, was just about to continue the front edge, when he suddenly remembered something.

We're dreaming, how can we have a linen belt on our arms? Even if we can really wear a linen belt, it shouldn't feel like it.

When the little hand is pinched, it is soft and comfortable. Let Zhao Punctual confirm that this is not a dream, not to mention, the beauty in his arms frowned slightly.

I can't help but want to kiss it.

Raise your head and see the water dispenser in a warm state. Looking at the two boxes of bentos on the table, as well as the unopened self-heating small hot pot.

also understood the reason why Pei Youqing came here by himself. The beauty in her arms sleeps peacefully, and she is naturally ready to move.

The body's reaction was doubly sharp, and the hungry stomach roared angrily.

His brain was growling, and he was hesitating whether to be a beast or a beast.

Beasts may be just a momentary cool, but the future is brighter than beasts.

But as the old saying goes, the beast is cool for a while, and the beast is always cool.

This is the struggle of human nature against vested interests.

"You're such a goblin. ”

Zhao Shoushi, who whispered a word, still took Pei Youqing into his arms and kissed her lightly on the forehead.

This kiss is a bad thing.

It may be a little itchy, Pei Youqing's brows moved slightly.

Zhao Shoushi naturally didn't miss this moment, and asked in surprise, "You're awake." ”

"I didn't. "Pei Youqing actually just woke up, and he just understood the sentence 'little goblin'.

She is not a stupid girl, so she has naturally heard of the joke "Eat my grandson".

It used to be a joke. Today's situation is afraid of turning the joke into reality.

What if, Elder Sun really wants to subdue demons and subdue demons? He is a little goblin with low mana, and he is not an opponent at all.

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Zhao Punctual was speechless, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.

Pei Youqing actually knew that he was a little too naΓ―ve to cover his ears and steal the bell. His eyes looked directly at Zhao Punchou, "Okay." I don't pretend, I'm awake. ”

"Eat something, I'm hungry. ”

"Okay. I add water to the hot pot... Oops. ”

Pei Youqing, who was getting up, didn't say half of his words, and was pulled back by Zhao Punctuality.

The pain was so painful that it was mainly a little sudden, and Pei Youqing, who was pounding in his heart, frowned and asked, "What's wrong." ”

"I don't want to eat hot pot. ”

"But the lunch box is cold. And it was last night.,It's been sealed.,Maybe all.。。。 ”

"Wait. Pei Youqing, who noticed that someone's eyes were wrong, took precautions: "What do you mean? Let me tell you, I have practiced boxing." ”

Zhao Punctual was speechless, as if no one had ever practiced martial arts. didn't refute it, and the province was fooled by her.

Licking his lips, he said softly, "I want to eat you." ”

"People are all goblins who eat showmen. How can you do this the other way around? I'm not good at it. Pei Youqing wanted to push Zhao Punctual away, but he couldn't push it at all, so he had to shake his head again and again.

Tears of pain flowed from the corners of his mouth, and Zhao Shoushi said, "You are too greedy, ah no, too cruel." ”

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Pei Youqing opened his mouth, but he couldn't think of a better reason to save himself, and he regretted that he fell asleep last night, just sleep, why did he go into someone's arms, this proper meat bun beats a dog.

As a last resort, she can only come to the bottom of the kettle to draw salary.

Biting her lip, she looked straight at Zhao Punchou, her big eyes flickering with tears, and a word was worth a thousand words.

Feeling this look full of trust, Zhao Punctuality, who had all the evil hands in place, was directly annoyed, and he was still embarrassed to use force.

Angrily pushed Pei Youqing out, Zhao Punctual sat cross-legged on the bed, and said helplessly, "No." Don't look at me with such trust, I'm not trustworthy. ”

"I'm sure I trust you. ”

Pei Youqing, who said that he trusted, pulled the futon and covered his body, blushed and said, "What is the relationship between the two of us, object." That's to spend the rest of your life together. I will be yours sooner or later, so why should you be in a hurry for this time? ”

"Since it's you in the morning, it's you in the evening. Why don't you be you today?"

"That's not going to work. This is a hotel, how can there be a good home. ”

After thinking about it, Pei Youqing said again, "Of course, if you insist on this." Don't worry about my feelings. I will be sad for ten or twenty years at most, and I will hate you for thirty or fifty years, and I will definitely match my diet according to food restraint in the future.

It's okay, it's not necessarily true that food is not necessarily true. If you're lucky, it won't hurt. You say that there is no one who does not get sick in this life, and if you get sick in the future, is it better to see Chinese medicine or Western medicine?

Chinese medicine will definitely boil medicine, and I will definitely come when the time comes. You said that if you lie in bed and I tell you to get up and drink medicine, are you scared?"

Inexplicably, I felt a chill hit me, and the classic scene in history also appeared in my mind.

and the sentence that has been passed down through the ages, "Da Lang, get up and drink the medicine." ”

Nima, the ancient saying is now interpreted.

"Then it depends on Western medicine. "Western medicine. ”

Pei Youqing, who was dragging a long voice, thought for a while, and smiled like a flower after a while, "Western medicine is good, you will be hospitalized when the time comes."

I said amputation.

The doctor asked if it was nail fungus. ”

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Zhao Punctuality, who inexplicably felt a little cold in the middle of his neck and hips, hurriedly clamped his legs, "Then what if I catch a cold?"

"It's buried. ”

"You go away. ”

"Still eat me?"

"I'll charge some interest today and get over it, okay?"

In the frightened cry for mercy, Zhao Punctuality, who pounced on him, opened his vicious mouth and sinful hands.

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