Chapter 179: The Train (1)
Saying goodbye to Luo Shan and Luo Yi, Su Mo dragged a bunch of luggage into the car battle, and then got into the car, like a strange Lori.
- It's not wrong to say that it is a strange power Lori, after all, because of the cultivation of "Xuanyin Water Control Gong", Su Mo looks very tender now, and some people believe it when she says that she is a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl.
There were also a few strange-looking uncles on the road who said with malicious smiles that they would come to help her, how could she agree?
This also attracted praise from a middle-aged aunt.
But what is unpleasant is that the aunt said that she would forget it, and she specially approached her to ask her if she knew kung fu, what she ate when she was a child, and whether she was a social tumor.
In line with the principle of not killing people, Su Mo did not argue with her, simply ignored her, and looked for his own position.
However, the embarrassing thing is... That aunt seems to be in bed with her...
Auntie: "Girl, let's meet again, you..."
"Auntie, I'm not your daughter, don't scream, what should I do if people misunderstand?"
Hearing this, the aunt was stunned for a moment, and then said very loudly: "Hey, what's this, I'm so much older than you, what's wrong with shouting at you?"
Su Mo was too lazy to talk nonsense with this kind of person, and went back directly: "That is, seeing that you are old, I am afraid that you will be angry and rely on me, so I speak so politely, but if you still rely on the old and sell the old, don't blame me for being unkind!"
The aunt's face was almost green when she received the warning: "You, you, I am also an elder anyway, how can you talk like that?"
"I don't have an elder like you. Su Mo said lightly, "Also, my patience is almost exhausted, you'd better not mess with me again, otherwise I don't guarantee what will happen next." ”
Aunt was furious: "What else can you do with me?"
Su Mo was silent, glanced at the past contemptuously, and then grabbed a can of Coke next to him and popped it directly.
Seeing this scene, the aunt was full of excitement, and her tone naturally softened: "That, boudo... No, girl, don't get excited, don't get excited, let's talk about it. ”
"I don't think we have anything to say. Su Mo's eyes were so cold that they seemed to be about to fall out of the ice slag, "I think, you also hope that you can be safe along the way, then don't come to provoke me, I have ten thousand ways to make you disappear." ”
As a former peak of martial arts and now an acquired master, Su Mo certainly has the confidence to say this.
Not to mention anything else, just with the water control ability of "Xuanyin Water Control Gong", even in the downtown area, she can play a person to death without alarming others
- The simplest example, she is now able to freely control the condensation and dispersion of the water element, so it is definitely not difficult to break down the water element in the blood in a person's body...
The aunt was so frightened by Su Mo that she trembled, but her mouth was quite hard: "Aunt, girl, you can't say that, it's a legal society now, if you want to do this again, I'm going to sue you for threats and intimidation!"
Su Mo laughed "heh", and then said contemptuously: "Is it a threat, is it a threat, is it a threat, you can try it, don't you know if you try?"
Saying that, Su Mo began to run the "Xuanyin Water Control Skill", and an invisible true qi penetrated into the air, and then entered the aunt's body.
And the blood in its body is also disappearing at a very rapid rate. - Of course, Su Mo has some control, and the true qi she plays will only decompose about 1000-1250ml of the aunt's blood, causing some physiological discomfort, but it will not cause life safety.
The aunt also obviously felt unwell and her heart was racing.
was originally a very superstitious person, but this attitude suddenly turned a hundred and eighty degrees, as sincere as he wanted, as if he wanted to offer Su Mo as an ancestor: "Aunt, girl, quickly receive supernatural powers! It's me who is not good, I shouldn't offend you, I apologize to you, I... I'm kowtowing to you!"
Saying that, the real fortune is about to knock down.
But there are so many people coming and going in the corridor, Su Mo doesn't want to attract attention, how can she really be told to knock down?
Subconsciously, a true qi was struck, and even the aunt couldn't worship it.
Now the aunt's attitude is even more amazing, looking at Su Mo's eyes is like looking at the golden Buddha statue in the temple, directly clasping her hands, and chanting words in her mouth: "Guanyin Bodhisattva has gone down to earth, Guanyin Bodhisattva has gone down to earth, it must be that the Bodhisattva saw me worshipping day and night, so sincere, and specially went down to earth to enlighten me..."
The corners of Su Mo's mouth twitched when she heard this, this brain hole must be too big, right?
But she didn't bother to correct it, anyway, when they got off at the station, they wouldn't meet again in the future.
But not long after making this decision, Su Mo regretted it.
Because the aunt is really too attentive, she just spontaneously brings tea and water, and even follows her to the bathroom for convenience, what is the reason?
"Can you not follow me like this?" Su Mo couldn't help it.
The aunt smiled and said, "Female Bodhisattva, I know that you are testing me, and I won't leave no matter how much you drive me." ”
Su Mo: "......"
She was also speechless.
If she really came down to test people, when she encountered such a thing, let alone save people, she would be disgusted to death, and she still wanted to become an immortal and a Buddha?
But this can't be blamed on the family, at least she didn't explain it clearly and let the misunderstanding go on in the end.
Pity... It's a little too late to explain now, because—
"What kind of female bodhisattva, don't talk nonsense, okay? What have I tested you, I tested you, really!"
"Don't worry, I understand, I understand, that's what is written in the book. ”
"You, I said auntie, can we be reasonable? You see that I seem to be here to enlighten you?"
......
Peaceful communication was fruitless, Su Mo also gave up the plan of peaceful settlement, looked at the past with an unkind face, and at the same time ran the "Xuanyin Water Control Skill", ready to teach this aunt a lesson.
In an instant, the aunt's cheeks and lips turned white with the naked eye, and even the blush and lipstick could not cover it.
"Bodhisattva... Bodhisattva, is there something wrong with the believer?Are you going to punish me like this?"
Su Mo was expressionless: "First, I'm not a bodhisattva.
Second, it's not that you don't do well, it's that you do too well, I'm just a mortal and can't stand it.
By the way, I would like to give you a piece of advice: don't go too far in everything, otherwise one day someone really enlightens you, and you won't be able to catch it. ”
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