Chapter 1248: It's so fun to bully yourself

When Liu Che appeared, the soldiers standing in the audience made a "bang", stood up straight, and saluted solemnly.

In addition to the seats of the guests, on the other tables, those "group performers" also stood up and saluted.

Some of them who had no armor on their bodies even knelt on the ground.

Kneeling and bowing was originally a ritual of sacrificing heaven and earth, and it officially began to become the courtier's etiquette to the emperor from Liu Bang in the Han Dynasty.

In fact, at this time, kneeling did not have much of a taste of humiliation, after all, people in that era still knelt and sit.

Putting your butt on your calf is sitting.

Lifting your butt up is kneeling.

It's a bit like seeing someone, standing up and saluting.

Kang Youwei summarized the evolution of the etiquette of Chinese monarchs and ministers in the "Proposed Exemption from Kneeling and Worshipping Edict": "In the Han system, the emperor was the prime minister, and the Jin, Six Dynasties and Tang Dynasty all sat on the monarchs and ministers. Song Naili, but Yuan Nai knelt, and future generations followed. ”

By the time of the Ming and Qing dynasties, the imperial power became heavier and heavier, and the common people and even the officials, when facing the emperor, were like now, and they had no dignity.

In 1912, the Republic of China abolished the kneeling ceremony.

Since then, among the princes of heaven and earth who kneel and worship, the word jun has disappeared.

Chinese only kneel to the sky and kneel to their fathers, mothers, and ancestors.

But in many countries, this etiquette still exists. For example, Japan, Thailand.

The Japanese prostration is not too insulting, a bit like before the Yuan Dynasty.

But this is not the case in Thailand, where the common people of Thailand must bow in front of the royal family, and even can only prostrate on the ground like dogs.

But in any case, the etiquette of kneeling can be said to be the most significant and serious etiquette in modern society.

This uproar of people knelt down and immediately quieted down the scene.

The atmosphere of the scene immediately became solemn.

shouted Xiaobai's name loudly, shouted and shouted live broadcasts, and all kinds of people taking selfies slowly quieted down.

On the stage, bells, drums, pianos and flutes form a magnificent music.

Gu Xiaobai's chanting sublimated all this to the extreme.

Infected by this solemn atmosphere, the audience spontaneously developed an inexplicable sense of reverence.

I don't know who drove it, but the audience stood up one after another, and some of them subconsciously bowed slightly.

In fact, this is exactly what the sacrificial music is intended to be.

Let people feel greater and more divine power than themselves.

This is probably the reason why some courts, churches, etc., need to be built on extremely high ground.

Only in this case can one feel one's own insignificance and thus succumb to a greater being.

Everyone looked up at the man wearing a twelve-crowned robe and a long sword at his waist, walking through the long street step by step.

He wasn't particularly tall or majestic, but when he walked through the long street, he seemed to be enough to make heaven and earth surrender.

On the other side, the Xianbei Khan, who was wearing a leather robe and a golden jade on his head, hesitated for a moment, and finally bowed his head deeply, and was about to bow down.

Liu Che took a step forward, stretched out his hand to support him, then pulled his hand, turned around, and looked behind him.

There was no one behind him, Jiang Wei was stunned, shrunk, and shrank behind the crowd.

The other four Xiaobai had to play and sing, but the one who crossed Cheng Huo's illness had already collected the long knife, stopped the knife dance, and stood beside his comrades.

At this moment, he flew up without hesitation and kicked Jiang Wei out of the crowd.

This time, the originally serious scene suddenly couldn't hold back.

"Wow" and laughed.

Even Liu Che couldn't hold it back, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he grabbed Jiang Wei, who was still covering his buttocks, and dragged him to the front.

Khan smiled slightly, stretched out his hand, and gently dragged Tuoba Moran in front of him.

A pair of children, but at this moment suddenly twisted, you look at me, I look at you, blushing.

Behind Liu Che, the ceremonial officer walked over with a silk book in his hand, and bowed down to hand it to Liu Che with both hands.

Liu Che stretched out his hand and grabbed the silk book, smiled, but threw it back again, and said, "Today is a big day, I'm afraid that no one wants to listen to me read this lengthy sacrificial text, so ...... All these red tapes, just do it!"

The ceremonial officer was stunned, he didn't say that beforehand!

I wrote three pages of the process!

Where does Liu Che care about him, he turned around, took a glass of water and wine from behind him, handed a cup to Xianbei Khan, and then raised it high.

Everyone grabbed the wine on their table and raised it up.

"Today, today, the general under the command of my Han general Wei Qing, Conghou Jiangwei, and the Xianbei princess Tuoba Moran are married, I hope that from today onwards, my Han and Xianbei will be friendly for generations and enjoy peace forever!"

His voice was like a bell, and his peaceful and loud voice resounded throughout the audience.

Subsequently, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, Xianbei Khan glanced at each other and drank the wine in his hand.

Everyone drank the water and wine from the glasses.

"I'll leave it to the young man here, let's go, let's take a seat!" Liu Che pulled Xianbei Khan's hand, turned around and walked in the direction of the banquet.

The ceremonial officer looked at this, looked at that, and looked dazed.

Not to mention the ceremonial officials, Gu Xiaobai was a little confused.

Wait, it wasn't like that before!

Is this process completely useless?

Uncle, why don't you talk about martial arts?

Wang Jinguang stood in the back, originally planning to wait for Liu Che, Xianbei Khan and others to finish their speeches and also speak on stage.

In fact, his legs were already trembling just now.

, what kind of formation is this!

Is this special thing about the emperor marrying his daughter?

On this occasion, you let me speak on stage?

Xiao Jiang, Xiao Jiang, you think too highly of me!

At this time, Wang Jinguang also wanted to run, but he didn't expect his hand to be tightened and stopped by too often.

"What are you running? You haven't spoken yet!"

Taichang's name is Zhou Ping, and he is glaring at Wang Jinguang at this time.

Taichang is the head of Jiuqing, and his authority is extremely heavy.

For this wedding, he took his various stewards and worked hard for a whole month, and finally figured out all kinds of details in the wedding, feeling luxurious and atmospheric, and definitely not losing the style of my big man.

But what can he do?

Could it be that you can go up and slap Liu Che?

But he can't deal with Liu Che, but he can control Wang Jinguang.

The emperor ran away, and you guy want to run too?

No way!

Speak to me!

Thirty minutes of talking!

Wang Jinguang was dragged to the middle.

On the right is Jiang Wei and his comrades and teammates.

On the left is Tuoba Moran and her detachment of women.

All eyes fell on him.

Especially when the light "banged" and he also "banged", and the sweat came down.

I don't remember all the words that I had memorized.

"The ......"

Hearing his own voice, it suddenly resounded throughout the audience, and Wang Jinguang shrank his neck in fright.

Then he forced a smile and said, "Everyone...... Good food and drink ......"

Turn around and run.

In the audience, Yan Bingguo slapped himself on the head.

You guy, what about the manuscript we edited 300 times?

The face of our Ordnance Industry Group has made you lose everything!

"Okay, it's served!" Gu Xiaobai suddenly leaned in front of the microphone and shouted.

Drop the harp and run.

Taichang Zhouping had just rushed up from the stage, intending to drag Wang Jinguang back, when he suddenly found that something was wrong again.

Hey?

You guys one by one, what's wrong with this?

Have you considered the position of our civilian officials?

In the future, history books will record today's history, how do you ask me to write it?

"Jiang Wei and Tuoba Moran got married, eat and eat and drink and drink" is over?

Consider where we stand or not!

Zhou Ping immediately turned around and wanted to go to Gu Xiaobai to settle accounts.

But after running two steps, he stopped.

The cold sweat brush came down all at once.

, I can't afford to mess with it!

One Chang'an Xiaobawang is enough to give people a headache, this is really five!

Not yet killed?

Next to him, another ceremonial officer came over: "Lord Taichang, what should we do?"

"Serve!" Zhou Ping was aggrieved.

This is too often, I don't do it, love who who!!!

In the audience, countless waiters, who didn't know where to come out, walked up with all kinds of dishes.

Everyone is confused and happy, and the banquet will begin?

It's a wedding party!

Wow, it looks like the dish is really good!

On the stage, Gu Xiaobai ran a few meters before he was blocked by several other Xiaobai.

"What are you running?"

"Let's eat, I'm hungry!"

"What do you eat, we're all full! Stay with us!"

Gu Xiaobai: "????"

Damn, I don't go to eat, how can you eat enough?

Wait, could it be that I got off the stage from here, fed up, and re-projected myself?

So......

Gu Xiaobai looked at Huo Quai: "You have dinner, you come and help me play the piano!

"Heh......" The god of war Xiaobai's tougher, angular side face gave an invincible mocking face, the long knife was out of the sheath, and the threat was overflowing.

Have you tried my knife?

Gu Xiaobai rationally assessed the combat effectiveness of both sides.

Although everyone is a little white, Xiao Bai, the god of war who fights on the battlefield all day long, is obviously taller and bigger, and his combat effectiveness is obviously the best in five whites.

When the awareness, experience, and skill are exactly the same, the stronger muscles are of course more powerful.

Can't beat it.

I had no choice but to call for help.

"Help!" Gu Xiaobai begged for help.

Nearby, several people from 306 poked their heads out.

"Little man, save me!"

"Phew, our 306 is the world's No. 1 boy group!" Wang Haixia said that in the face of jealousy, friendship or anything is a floating cloud!"You and your five little white groups will sink together!"

Don't talk about leaving the group, but also form your own group?

Don't talk about forming a group, or do you form a group with yourself?

We 306 don't have you as a traitor!

"Brother Yao!"

"I can't beat it. Fu Wenyao was stunned.

I can't beat a little white, let alone five little whites?

While talking for seconds, Fu Wenyao studied the five whites on the scene with great interest.

How, exactly?

Is the stage technology so advanced now?

Is the current virtual technology already so strong?

It doesn't work.

"Jiang Wei!" Gu Xiaobai asked Jiang Wei for help again.

"Huh?" The god of war Xiaobai glanced over, and Jiang Wei was also stunned.

Xiaobai, I'm just your bodyguard, but I'm a subordinate of Champion Hou, I can't help!

"Rabbit ......"

"Hey......" Zhongtu grinned and spread his hands.

Minister, I can't help!

Don't forget that you're a tyrant, and if you punish me when you go back, I can't stand it!

"Little Moth!!"

Gu Xiaobai's last hope is here.

It was quiet, and the moths didn't appear.

Gu Xiaobai is going crazy, where did the little moth go!

Why didn't it show up?

Audience under the stage:

“emmmm......”

“????”

"What are you doing?"

"Xiaobai bullying Xiaobai?"

"I always feel that your circle is really messy!"

"It's a mess!"

"Even in front of other selves, Xiaobai has no human rights?"

"Come on, Xiaobai!"

"Which little white come on?"

"Come on!"

Gu Xiaobai stood on the stage in confusion, very puzzled.

So why should I fool myself?

I'm hungry now!

Believe it or not, I let you all starve to power!

But wouldn't I be hungrier if I projected myself without eating?

Then why don't I finish my meal before going on stage?

Wait, is it because you all came to power hungry that you resent me, so you want me to be hungry now?

But I'm you!

When is this time for retribution, as long as you let me go now, you can also eat and sing one by one!

Wait, you're full of food and singing, I'm the only one hungry......

How can this be solved?

Even if he is as smart as Gu Xiaobai, he has fallen into an unspeakable paradox at this time, and he can't extricate himself.

The other whites dragged him back to the demon qin without sympathy.

Youqin, save me!

Wait, the demon qin is not effective for myself!

"Don't you know if you're hungry and singing, what are you running, singing!" Gong Yibai put the microphone into Gu Xiaobai's arms again.

Next to him, the well-fed and well-fed boy Xiaobai raised his hand and showed the scene what is called full blowing, the flute "Woo Li Woo Li ......"

Gu Xiaobai burst into tears and pressed the demon qin and sang:

"Steel-cast dreams

Harness the edge of the fire

The scaleless dragon spreads its wings

You can also conquer the firmament

Draw your sword and clear the sky

There was a thunderous sound

Just ask the nine heavens

Who is the king of the clouds......"

Next to him, Gong Yibai and Zhong Junhua Xiaobai's bells and drums rang out in unison, and Gu Xiaobai's singing voice became even higher-pitched.

"Yulan Tang Xi Mufang,

Gorgeous clothes.

The spirit is curled up and stayed,

Rotten and unrebellious......"

Off the stage, everyone looked at Gu Xiaobai, who was crying and singing on the stage:

"Woo woo woo, Xiaobai is so pitiful!"

"It's delicious!"

"Eat more, for Xiaobai!"

"I'd like a copy of this!

"Eat my portion......"

Actually, everyone thought that Gu Xiaobai was playing a stalk at this time.

After all, no one thought that the other Gu Xiaobai were really Gu Xiaobai, and they thought they were stand-ins or special effects.

While giggling, I listened to Gu Xiaobai sing.

finally finished singing, and the little moth was late.

"You are not allowed to bully Brother Xiaobai!" the little moth was holding a big goose, and his mouth was full of oil.

"Come, Brother Xiaobai, eat goose!"

Where did the goose come from, you finally got the goose from the wedding?

Wait, little moth, you didn't just run to roast the goose?

"Eat, eat!" said the little moth as she handed over a goose leg.

That's how I was fed.

Gu Xiaobai realized.