When Gu Xiaobai was eating the goose, he didn't expect that the other four Xiaobai had already come up.

"I'm going to eat it too!"

"It's too much!"

"Give me a leg!"

"The legs are mine, you go eat the wings!"

"Why do I eat wings?"

Gu Xiaobai didn't pay attention, and the big goose in his arms had already been torn apart, leaving only one goose breast.

"What are you doing, this is my goose!" Gu Xiaobai was almost angry, "Haven't you eaten it?"

"Yes, I only ate one goose leg just now, and now I continue to eat it!"

"Why don't you eat some of them?" of course it's hot!"

"Isn't it you who I eat?"

"This is given to me by the little moth!" Gu Xiaobai puffed up to protect his big goose.

"Oh, don't rob it, Brother Xiaobai, Brother Xiaobai, Brother Xiaobai, Brother Xiao!!bai!

The little moth pulled this, but couldn't pull that.

What does it feel like to eat your own vinegar?

Now it's it.

For the first time in his life, Gu Xiaobai felt that he had a lot of rivals!

Everyone watched five little whites compete for a goose, and they couldn't help but look at it.

But not everyone is so happy.

If the gaze can kill, Taichang Zhouping's eyes are afraid that they have pierced the heart of the little moth with ten thousand arrows.

I have carefully selected the two most beautiful geese!

For the sake of these two geese, the geese in Yanmen Pass are almost extinct!

I finally found these two beautiful, big, and white geese.

What the hell did you bake for me?

If you want to eat wild geese, I have a bunch of geese at home, so it's good for you to eat one a day, why do you want to harm those two!

Behind the crowd, the witch Ruoying stood in the distance and watched the interaction between Gongyi Bai and Little Moth, her eyes a little lost.

Ever since that glimpse of that day, she could never forget the man of God who appeared in the clouds.

But the man of God in her mind didn't take her to heart at all.

She only wants a fifth, and someone has it all.

This is probably the most helpless thing.

Off the stage, everyone watched Gu Xiaobai eat geese and grab geese, just as a very interesting tidbit.

Many people are still confused, and ask the people around them sideways.

Why did you eat it on stage?

Where did this goose come from?

Why is it so exciting to eat?

In the VIP seat, Zou Lao suddenly laughed, laughing forward and backward, and water and wine squirted out.

People who are not familiar with the wedding process will not get the origin of this goose.

On the live broadcast, some people also understood it.

", I understand, the two geese that the little moth ate were in the cage just now!"

"The cage is empty, it turned out that it was taken by the little moth to roast......"

"No wonder that old man's face was so dark!"

"The case has been solved!"

"What's going on......"

"Why do you want to roast the goose?"

"Because the moth and the goose have the same pronunciation, they have committed the taboo of my big moth emperor?"

"Five people fight for geese, or moths......"

"Hahahaha, interesting. But why did Xiaobai become five, and my Moth Emperor didn't become five? I remember that Xiaobai also had several different appearances......

At this moment, everyone laughed a little hindsightly.

After laughing for a long time, he suddenly suppressed his smile again.

What's so funny about that!

I'm not stupid!

I always feel that my IQ is a little out of line today!

Jiang Wei's wedding, countless red tape, was abbreviated by Liu Che into a glass of wine.

The process is a bit of a shame.

There's no process, everyone plays their own game.

The five little white bands squatted next to them and ate the geese, and the little moths were responsible for dividing the geese, so that they would not fight with themselves.

Give you one, give him one, the little moth squatted next to him and watched it very happily.

Five little white brothers!

Woo woo, so happy!

The stupid dog crouched next to him and waited to destroy the bones, not going to waste it at all.

It's so messy, I don't even care about singing, and for a while, the scene is a little cold.

Taichang Zhou Ping was still struggling with how to save the scene, and Qin Qing had already come to the stage with his broken building and loud voice.

Jokes, who would waste the opportunity to open their voices and sing loudly in front of so many people?

The next song is "Pu Jia", which was originally his.

Qin Qing didn't even use a megaphone, didn't use a band, and directly shook the four fields.

"The canopy,

White dew is frost.

The so-called Iraqi people,

On the water side......"

In Qin Qing's singing, the audience finally returned from the chaotic scene to the protagonist of the wedding itself.

Originally, according to the process, this wedding started from "National Mourning" and came in reverse order in the order of "Song, Dance and Poetry".

From big to small, from country to home.

After singing the feelings of a great country, it was finally the turn of the two children's feelings.

Today I didn't come to see any pomp, nor did I come to see the five whites.

It's not to watch the fighting goose, today I'm here to see the wedding of Jiang Wei and Tuoba Moran.

This couple is still waiting for everyone's blessings.

Jiang Wei stood next to him, listening to the "Pu Jia", and suddenly his heart was a little budding.

He looked up and looked at Tuoba Moran on the other side.

Tuoba Moran also glanced back at Jiang Wei.

As soon as the two made eye contact, each of them evoked a smile, and then subconsciously lowered their heads.

I was embarrassed.

"Hey, up, up!" Jiang Wei's teammates pushed Jiang Wei behind.

The bride is there, what are you shy about here?

Jiang Wei leaned in with a shy face.

"Hey...... Daughter-in-law, shouldn't we go back?"

For most of the previous time, the young couple were arranged like puppets.

In fact, marriage is like this, the form is greater than the reality, and whoever pays for it listens to whom.

Half of the money and pomp of this wedding were made by Liu Che and half by Xianbei Khan.

So Jiang Wei and Tuoba Moran obediently sat on the stage and became the two mascots.

It not only represents the combination of the two countries, but also carries the spiritual sustenance of "eternal security and tranquility".

Now that the adults have gone down, there is only a group of young people left, and the atmosphere is much more lively.

Seeing Jiang Wei coming, he wanted to touch Tuoba Moran's little hand, but a hand stretched out next to him and grabbed Tuoba Moran.

"Hey?" What are you doing?" Jiang Wei's eyes widened, looking at the witch Ruoying who suddenly appeared.

I grabbed my daughter-in-law's hand, why did you stop me?

In the MV, they have been fighting side by side for a long time, but in fact, Jiang Wei and Ruoying are really not familiar with each other.

After all, the two of them are three hundred years apart, but they were forcibly pulled to an era by Gu Xiaobai.

Mo Lan raised his head and said, "If you want to marry Sister Mo Lan, have you asked us?"

At this moment, Ruoying, as a female single dog who can't get love, is possessed by the FFF group.

Why am I still a single dog, you are going to get married!

Definitely can't make you so happy!

Come, break them apart!

"Uh......" Jiang Wei was puzzled, why did I ask you when I married my daughter-in-law?

"Such a beautiful young lady, it's mine!" Ruoying reached out angrily, gently pinched Tuoba Moran's chin, and lifted her face closer to her cheek. When they got close, even the tip of their nose had to touch Tuoba Moran.

Tuoba Moran's face turned red after a while, and Xia Fei's cheeks flew.

Ruoying narrowed her eyes, her eyes were like silk, she gently stroked the hair in front of her, turned her head, leaned against Tuoba Moran, and looked at Jiang Wei defiantly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" off the stage, everyone immediately couldn't calm down.

Since the song "Jun in the Clouds", the witch Ruoying has been out of the circle.

In the MV of "Song, Dance and Poetry", her performance is also remarkable.

She gives people the feeling that she is demonic but not evil, glamorous but not vulgar.

Coupled with the identity of the witch, the unity of gods and men, singing and dancing, probably the type of royal sister, is very popular.

And Tuoba Moran is full of heroism and a princess of the battlefield.

These two women are not traditional weak women's characters, but they are both very likable.

The likable character design, the appearance is even more against the sky, and some people have already called the two goddesses.

If these two people can't be called goddesses, then there are not many goddesses in the entertainment industry.

At this time, the witch Ruoying suddenly lifted Princess Moran's chin in this slightly provocative way, and the two faces of the country and the city were put together in the same picture, which detonated the scene at once.

People, in the final analysis, are all Yan dogs.

Moreover, the girls like to buy various stocks for Gu Xiaobai and the men around him, because they subconsciously hope that Gu Xiaobai does not belong to anyone and can always belong to them.

Male and male CP, they definitely can't be together, and there is no pressure to snort.

However, the audience of male and male CPs is only girls, but the CPs of the two female groups are liked by both men and women in many cases......

Immediately there was a shout.

"Yes, young lady elope!"

"Don't get married!"

"Hahahaha, young lady, I support you!"

At first, there were only a few people shouting, but it quickly turned into a heckling of the audience.

Jiang Wei: "????"

Why did it suddenly become a branch?

Are you here to celebrate my wedding?

On the side of the stage, Taichang Zhouping hugged a pillar and slammed his head upward.

It's over, it's all over......

How did this develop?

I am ashamed of my ancestors, and I am ashamed of the Han Dynasty......

The scene was completely out of control.

Did we rehearse for a loneliness before?

Why do these people not play their cards according to the routine?

Under the stage, Yu Wenhong was so angry that his lungs were about to explode!

Fuck, Hao Fanbai, an old bastard, actually played this trick!

It's going to be hyped!

Knowing that the marriage of male and female celebrities will greatly affect popularity, will you hype another CP to increase the popularity?

It's all like this, and it can still be pulled back?

Excessive!

She glanced back at Hao Fanbai, and saw that Hao Fanbai was smiling so much that she couldn't see her eyes, and she was immediately even more annoyed.

Of course, she didn't know that it was all because of Ruoying's raging single dog fire burning.

The power of jealousy is terrifying.

Especially when a single dog turns into lemon essence.

The CP of the two god-level beauties immediately aroused the solidarity of many people.

"Ahhhh

On the seat next to him, a figure ran down, dragging another by his side.

Wen Xiaowen's eyes sparkled, she stood next to Tuoba Moran, and wrinkled her little nose at Jiang Wei: "Brother Jiang, Sister Moran promised you, but we didn't agree!

Hua Minyu, who was dragged over by Wen Xiaowen, covered her mouth and snickered.

Jiang Wei opened his mouth and stammered.

Why do I want you to say yes when I get married?

My family, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, has agreed, okay!

"Sisters, come on, come on!" Wen Xiaowen is not a big deal to see the excitement, and greeted the table next to her, and suddenly many girls in the school song competition ran down and stopped in front of Tuoba Moran.

While smiling at the appearance of the witch Ruoying and Tuoba Moran, he chattered: "Actually, if it's Sister Moran, I can do it too!"

Heroic young lady, who doesn't love it!

"Yes, you can't let him marry Sister Moran so cheaply!"

"No, maybe who's going to marry whom! If you want to marry our Princess Moran and marry General Jiang!"

"If you want to marry Miss Moran, you must pass our level first!"

"That's right, why do boys want to marry us away!Xiao Jiang, if you are willing to marry our Miss Moran today, we will let you go!"

"Xiao Jiang, come to our bowl!"

Jiang Wei: "????"

What now?

No, you have to shout for help!

"General, help!"

Next to him, Huo Quzhi was gnawing on the goose legs, and when he looked up, he found that the situation was a little bad, and waved his hand: "Brothers, go on!"

What? Someone bullied my brother?

Over there, Wang Haixia has already left the game automatically!

How can this kind of thing be without the Dongyuan Spraying God!

"You can't be unreasonable! My brother Jiang had a fight with Sister Mo Lan at that time, and he has already won, and Sister Mo Lan is going to marry our Brother Jiang!"

"Phew, that doesn't count!"

"If you win a fight with a girl, how can you win!"

"Yes, yes, yes!

Even Dongyuan sprayed the gods, facing so many girls, he was helpless for a while.

There was chaos on the stage.

Over there, Qin Qing had already finished singing "Pu Jia", looked left and right, and no one went down.

So he waved his big sleeves, played the broken building, and began to sing "June" again.

Happy, you can continue singing again!

At the scene, there was only him Qin Qing, who did not change his original intention, and could do anything in order to sing.

"June perch,

The car is both a car.

Four oysters,

It is a regular service. ”

And the scene, just like the June song he sang, the smell of gunpowder became full.

Under the stage, people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement are even shouting arch fire:

"Decide who marries whom!"

"Yes, a fight on the spot!"

Beautiful love belongs to fairy tales, and in reality, everyone loves to break up a couple!

"Than fighting?" the big strong sleeves rolled up, looking at the other side menacingly.

"How can that work!" Wen Xiaowen looked left and right and said, "Than singing!"

Singing? Da Zhuang shrank suddenly.

"Who wants to sing? Who wants to sing?" Qin Qing stopped singing, and his head stretched out.

Then he was pushed aside by seven or eight girls.

Go, go, go, who's going to take you to play with this big speaker!

Go sing it yourself!

Qin Qing stepped aside stupidly.

His eldest apprentice, Tao Ran, dragged him, sighed helplessly, and said, "Teacher, we are old and disliked, let's sit at the table......"

Qin Qing is a little unhappy, isn't the uncle a human?

Look at it, didn't that fat man with a bald head also pretend to be a young man on stage?

Hearing that they were going to sing in a competition, the boys in the school song competition here had already consciously come on stage.

Why do you bully our Brother Jiang brothers?

Zhu Qinan, a fat man with a bald brain, was mixed in and pretended that he didn't run for three.

Can a single dog bark to get old? A single dog is always young!

Offstage, the audience really laughed miserably.

What? Is this lineup better than singing?

I feel like I've got to play today!

But...... I always feel that there is something wrong with the lineups of both sides?

Wen Xiaowen looked left and right, and saw that the little moth was standing beside Gu Xiaobai, Gongzi Xiaobai and others unconsciously, and stretched out her hand to greet the little moth:

"Little moth, little moth, come on!"

Little Moth: "???"

"Little moth, girls stand here!"

"But I want to be with Brother Xiaobai!"

"The girls are all over here!"

Oh, yes, I'm a girl!

"If you win, you can marry your little white brother in the future!"

"But I want to marry Brother Xiaobai?!" the little moth walked over to the girl blankly and said.

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience laughed. Little moth, a little ambition is good!

Wu Gu Xiaobai's face turned red all of a sudden.

"Little moth, you are fighting for some anger!" Wen Xiaowen was simply angry, "It's time to fight songs!"

"Who's afraid of whom!

Wang Haixia waved his hand: "Boys, unite, we are invincible!"

"That's because you didn't meet us, girls!" Wen Xiaowen shouted loudly.

When these two good people get together, the scene becomes more lively.

"Sing what?"

yes, what to sing?

Both sides were stunned for a few seconds, and then Wang Haixia and Wen Xiaowen said at the same time:

"Writings!"

"Yanyan!"

One praises his own sister, and the other praises his own man.

It can be regarded as a needle-to-wheat mang!

"Wait, let's get ready!"

"I also take musical instruments!"

"Who's seeing my guitar!"

The scene was hectic.

Ten minutes later, both men and women, standing on opposite sides, stared at the sparks.

In the crowd, Jiang Wei looked at Tuoba Moran, Tuoba Moran looked at Jiang Wei's eyes, lowered his head, and sneered.

Silly~

Don't worry, I will only marry you in this life.

My princess Moran, do what you say.