When I was alone at home, I felt very comfortable, I didn't have to pay attention to my shape, I didn't have to pay attention to my clothes, and after spraying Yunnan Baiyao, I was just wearing a small pair of underwear, and I sat comfortably on a chair on the balcony basking in the sun.

The effect of the spray is really good, and it may have a lot to do with the auxiliary effect of sunlight, and soon the limbs and bones will feedback a refreshing feeling.

Just when I was comfortably drowsy, I was suddenly woken up by a knock on the door, under normal circumstances, Xiao Deng and Xiao Zhou will open the door by themselves when they come back, even if they forget to bring the key, the rhythm of knocking on the door will not be like this, so who will suddenly visit?

I glanced through the cat's eye and it turned out to be two security guards from the neighborhood knocking on the door.

Most of the dormitories arranged by our unit are rented in residential buildings nearby, so they are still under the property management of the community, so I hurriedly went to get a loose clothes to put on.

After opening the door, he was first looked up and down by two security guards, and then one of the tall security guards politely asked, "Hello sir, are you home alone?"

After hearing his question, I couldn't help but think of a folk legend that the CEO of a coking coal company was robbed of more than 50 million yuan by a security guard, so I was a little hesitant whether to admit that I was alone at home, but then I thought, what does this kind of case have to do with me?

So I replied with a gentleman's frank attitude: "Yes, I'm home alone, what's the matter?"

"Oh, yes, we just received a report from a lady in the opposite building that there is an exhibitionist in your building who often shows her body naked on the balcony, which has caused her visual discomfort and asked us to come and persuade her. ”

"Naked, does it have anything to do with me?" Although I was basking in the sun on the balcony and wearing less clothes, it was not to the point of being naked.

"Based on the videos and photos she took, we decided that you lived here, so we came over to persuade you. "The security guard politely stated something that seemed very immoral.

No wonder they just asked if there was anyone else in the family first, and it turned out that they wanted to confirm whether the "exhibitionist" was me.

What they just said made me feel very surprised in my heart, would my toned figure cause a woman's visual discomfort? Secondly, this is completely slanderous, I am obviously wearing a pair of small underwear, how can I become naked?

And I just basked in the sun on the balcony without clothes once, how did it become a regular occurrence? The most serious thing is that I even took videos and photos? This woman is too obscene, isn't it?

I was a little angry at the thought of being secretly photographed, so I asked, "Excuse me, which lady complained about it? She even secretly filmed me? Should the clandestine photography be sent to the police station?"

"Hello sir, but you are a gentleman. ”

"If a man is seen by a woman without clothes, it is a man who is a hooligan, and if a woman is seen by a man without clothes, is it still a man who is a hooligan? We must advocate equality between men and women, and they should be treated fairly, regardless of gender. ”

After my solemn statement, the two security guards seemed speechless, and even nodded their heads in agreement. But before leaving, I reminded him again, don't run naked at home without drawing the curtains in the future.

After the two security guards left, I checked my clothes again, and found that I was obviously wearing underwear, how could it be defined as running naked at home, and there was a truth to the picture? The more I thought about it, the more depressed I became, and I felt that I couldn't just forget it, and I had to find my innocence.

I walked to the balcony and looked to the other side, I wanted to see who was secretly filming and complaining.

The moment I cast my eyes on the opposite side, I found that there was a figure on the opposite side suddenly dodging behind the curtain, which is a typical behavior of wanting to cover up, and there is no doubt that the person who took the photo must be her.

I counted the floors, and decided to go over and theorize in person, and I had to ask her to delete the "nude photos" that I had taken secretly, in case I posted them on the Internet, causing me to become unexpectedly popular, but how to be good, it is really not a glorious thing to become popular in this way.

When I arrived at her door, I knocked softly, but when there was no response, I knocked five or six times harder, but no one answered.

Later, I knocked on the door and shouted, "You have the ability to shoot men, you have the ability to open the door! Don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're at home." ”

As soon as I tossed like this, the noisy neighbors came out to ask, and I answered lightly, and then they ignored it, what an indifferent neighbor!

At this time, I heard a weak voice from inside: "If you knock me again, I will call the police, I will not be afraid of you." ”

How do you feel that I am a bad person who has come to do evil, and that I am the kind of person who has a vicious face? This response made me feel even more aggrieved.

I didn't come to insult her, but to ask her for innocence, the reason was legitimate and reasonable, so there was nothing to fear, and then continued to shout: "Listen inside, you have been surrounded by me, and opening the door and surrendering is your only way out." ”

My threatening intimidation did not have the desired effect, but I vaguely heard the person inside talking on the phone, saying, "Security, security, there is a strange man outside my house who is not good, please come and save me." ”

Yo, I knocked on the door, shouted two more words, and was put on a bad hat, in response to the refusal of the woman inside, it seems that the only way is to come back another day.

When I was about to turn my head to leave, I heard the sound of "popping" leather shoes stepping on the floor very quickly along the corridor, and the preliminary judgment was that it should be two people with quick steps.

They were very fast, and they should really be praised as good security guards in China, and in a blink of an eye, they ran in front of me, and each of them was carrying an electric baton in their hands, and they couldn't help but say that they were going to call me over.

Seeing the electric baton crackling with electricity, I panicked and hurriedly shouted, "Stop." ”

The two security guards really obediently stopped the electric baton that was being stretched forward, and then suddenly said, "It's you? ”

"Your eyes are really hard to compliment, but this speed is worthy of admiration, enough to speed up. ”

"What are you doing here, sir?"

"The woman inside is doing candid photography, I came to her to theorize, and I have to ask her to delete the candid photos, so that she doesn't keep it in her mobile phone. I'm so handsome, will she look at it day and night, think about it day and night, and eventually lead to a flood of thoughts. I said very narcissistically.

At the same time, the door behind me swished open, and the wind almost ruffled my hair.

The wind not only almost ruffled my hairstyle, but the door opened so suddenly, and almost scared me into the electric baton.

This experience is a good example of whether it is extremely unsafe to have a back against a door, or whether a wall is more reliable.

Then a sharp female voice came into my eardrums: "Ahh

I looked back, she is a fair-skinned, well-behaved girl, but the fly in the ointment is that she was born in the wrong era, if you can travel back to the Tang Dynasty, maybe you can be loved by everyone, right?

Looking at her plump and plump body, I asked suspiciously, "Since you don't think I'm handsome, why don't you just peek at me, and secretly photograph me?"

"Am I peeking at you? You're hanging naked on the balcony so naked that a person can see it. And did I secretly photograph you? I want to leave evidence that you are a hooligan, so that you don't deny it. "Not to be outdone, this fat girl debated with me in front of two security guards.

"Eldest sister, which eye did you see me naked, and often naked?" I asked helplessly.

In fact, when I saw her fierce and inward-looking, the anger in my heart subsided a lot, after all, as the saying goes, "good men don't fight women".

"I knew you wouldn't admit it, so I took a picture to prove it. As he spoke, he took out his phone and flipped through it to show me from afar.

She was so far away that I could see clearly, so she said, "You take it closer, I don't have binoculars." ”

"Closer, what if you destroy the corpse?"

"I'll go, I swear that if it's really me, I'll definitely kowtow to you right away and admit my mistakes, okay?"

"Then your oath is evidenced by two security brothers. ”

The two security guards on the side nodded very positively.

"Okay, let's show me, shall we?"

After getting closer, I concluded from the photo that this girl's mobile phone has a really good photo effect, with a beautiful face, the complexion is much whiter and tender than looking in the mirror, and the side face looks like a star, the only drawback is that it does look like naked, it turns out that my underwear is a bit like flesh color, plus her mobile phone comes with a beautiful face, from the side photo and back of the photo, it is simply naked.

At this point, I asked, "You didn't take a frontal picture?"

This sudden question directly stunned the two security guards and the fat girl, and then I reacted that my question was slightly inappropriate, and hurriedly defended: "I was wearing underwear at the time, that is, your camera filter is added, and I can't see any traces of underwear, if you look at the front, you can definitely see that it is not naked." ”

After listening to my explanation, the two security guards let out a long "oh", showing a sudden realization.

However, after hearing this, the fat girl's face turned slightly crimson, and she whispered: "I see, I didn't see the front, I'll take a closer look next time." ”

"Huh? ”

This person is really not as good as what he sees, complaining that I am walking around without clothes at home is immoral and unsightly, and he also said that he will take a closer look next time, don't you think it is very contradictory?

I was speechless, and dismissed the idea of continuing the theory, and then turned and walked out of the place, feeling a little deserted.

After returning to the dormitory, I stood on the balcony and looked repeatedly, our window is too floor-to-ceiling, if the other party has the intention to peep, the balcony must be unobstructed, and the home can be seen when the light is good.

Didn't I just ask the other party to delete the secretly taken photo? Why did I end up idling with her for a long time without being useful? I thought about it again, and the photo was taken without showing her face or going away, it wasn't a big deal, there was no need to be overly careful, just let her go. But this window should really have a tulle curtain.