When Zhao Debiao arrived at the door of Zhao Erbao's house, he felt that it was a little inappropriate to ask directly, so he squatted at the door of Zhao Erbao's house and smoked a cigarette, thinking about how to open this mouth.

After thinking about it, I couldn't do it, so I sat until dawn.

The next day, as soon as Zhao Erbao went out, he saw Zhao Debiao squatting there, and he was immediately happy.

It seems that this old guy was scared enough last night, and he came to recognize his father early in the morning?

"Zhao Debiao, what are you doing at my doorstep?"

Zhao Erbao asked deliberately.

"It's nothing, I want to ask you something, you one, did your father tell you when he was dying? What did your ancestors do?"

Zhao Debiao asked shyly.

"You didn't say anything, why are you asking this?"

Zhao Erbao asked.

"Nothing, nothing, just ask. ”

Zhao Debiao was bored with himself, and was about to turn around and walk, take two steps, and then turned back and asked:

"Zhao Erbao, have you encountered anything strange recently, just dreaming or something?"

"Oh, as soon as you say that, I remember that. ”

Zhao Erbao scratched the back of his head and said with a simple face:

"I had a dream last night, and I dreamed of King Yama. ”

"King Yama said that I will take in a godson in the near future. ”

"Zhao Debiao, don't you say it's strange, I'm only less than twenty, and I don't even have a daughter-in-law, where did I come from?"

"What? You dreamed of it too?"

Zhao Debiao was shocked, and suddenly felt a chill in his back.

It's not strange for one person to have absurd dreams, but it is a miracle for two people's dreams to be connected.

Especially for a very superstitious person like Zhao Debiao, that is an omen at all.

"Zhao Debiao, why are you so nervous, could it be that you also dreamed of the king of Hades, what did the prince of Hades tell you?"

Zhao Erbao asked deliberately.

"No, no, I didn't dream last night, I slept well. ”

Zhao Debiao said with a panicked expression, turned around and left, after a lot of effort, he still didn't make up his mind to call Zhao Erbao his father.

It's just that his heart is like pressing a mountain, and he can't breathe smoothly.

It seems that Zhao Debiao still has concerns in his heart now, and he has to take a fierce medicine.

Zhao Erbao thought to himself, and immediately stopped Zhao Debiao:

"Zhao Debiao, wait a minute. ”

"What else is wrong with you?"

Zhao Debiao turned around and asked.

"I suddenly remembered that Lord Yama told me that my godson may be seriously ill in the next few days, and if you don't treat me, he may not live for a few days. ”

Zhao Erbao said with a smile, and patted Zhao Debiao's shoulder affectionately.

It's just that a silver needle between his fingertips inadvertently stabbed the acupuncture point on Zhao Debiao's neck.

Zhao Debiao shivered, and the cool air rushed down his heels to the top of his head.

"Really...... Really?"

Zhao Debiao stammered and asked, his face as earthy as earth.

"What am I lying to you about, okay, you can get busy, I'll go around the mountains." ”

After saying this, Zhao Erbao hummed a little song and walked leisurely towards the mountain.

Zhao Debiao's face was cloudy, he stood there and pondered for a while, got up and walked to the Bodhisattva temple on the mountain, muttering in his mouth:

"In terms of official position, the Bodhisattva should be greater than the king of Hades, so I will ask the Bodhisattva to intercede. ”

"After so many years of filial piety, you can't be filial piety in vain, she has to take care of what should be managed. ”

Zhao Debiao walked up the mountain with his hands behind his back, but he ran into Zhao Erbao again, where Zhao Erbao was practicing boxing.

"Zhao Debiao, why are you going?"

Zhao Erbao asked with a smile.

"Well, it's okay, I'll just go up the hill and take a walk. ”

Zhao Debiao said with flickering words, lowered his head, and left quickly.

Glancing in the direction he was going, Zhao Erbao smiled:

"You old thing, you still want the Bodhisattva to bless you. Today's matter, the Jade Emperor can't take care of it, your son is decided. ”

Zhao Debiao burned incense and worshiped the Buddha, and donated 8,000 incense money, feeling a little relieved, feeling that he should have avoided this catastrophe.

Who knows, when I went down the mountain, I was drenched in a rain, and as soon as I got home, I was bedridden, I took some cold medicine, and I had a small tumor on my neck.

This frightened Debiao's family, and they asked the goddess and the doctor again, and they tossed it all afternoon, but the ball was useless.

In the afternoon, the tumor on Zhao Debiao's neck grew to the size of the bowl, with a high fever of 46 degrees and 8, the whole person had fallen into a coma, and his mouth was even more gibberish:

"King Yama, I know it's wrong, please don't take me away. ”

"Zhao Erbao, I know it's wrong, I'll be your son, I'll be your grandson, please, save me. ”

The people of Zhao Debiao's family who heard these words were terrified, and they cried in fright, thinking that Zhao Debiao was about to die, and they all returned to the light, and they began to prepare for Zhao Debiao's aftermath.

Who would have thought that the invincible "Zhao Laohu" would burp and catch a cold so soon?

Only Zhao Tianliang was more careful, and said to Zhao Debiao's daughter-in-law with a suspicious face:

"Auntie, this thing is a little wrong, my second uncle is about to leave, why do you keep talking about Zhao Erbao, and say that you want to be his godson, could it be that Zhao Erbao hurt my uncle, tell me to see, this matter must be inseparable from Zhao Erbao, maybe my uncle's illness is Zhao Erbao's anger, he has not been angry with my uncle recently. ”

"You eyeless thing!"

Zhao Debiao's daughter-in-law slapped Zhao Tianliang on the head, crying and howling:

"What time is it, you're still talking this nonsense here. ”

"Go, buy paper people, your uncle has been beautiful all his life in life, and he can't make people laugh when he dies, pick up the best and buy it, we're not afraid to spend money." ”

"Hey. ”

Zhao Tianliang's neck shrunk, and he hurriedly walked away.

"Zhao Debiao is dying. ”

"Zhao Debiao was retributed. ”

The news spread like the wind through the village.

Hearing the news, many people secretly claimed to be fast, and personally went to Zhao Debiao's house to take a look, saying that it was a visit, but in fact, it was to see if Zhao Debiao was dead.

At about seven o'clock in the evening, there were already a group of people standing in front of Zhao Debiao's house, waiting for Zhao Debiao to take his last breath and burn paper for him to be buried.

Who knows, this damn is not dead, at half past seven, Zhao Debiao opened his eyes again, and the first thing he said was:

"Quick, send me to Zhao Erbao's house, it's too late. ”

"Old man, what are you talking nonsense, you are dying, you hurry up and say what is the password of our passbook?"

Zhao Debiao's daughter-in-law asked.

"That's right, second uncle, you're about to die, hurry up and explain what happened after your death, didn't you say that you will call me as the branch secretary in the future, hurry up and call the village chief to talk about it, and the few catties of gold in our family, where are you hiding, you should take it out and divide it now." ”

Zhao Tianliang also came over and asked expectantly.

Ahem, ahem, ahem!

Zhao Debiao was almost angry with these bastards, and he spit out Zhao Tianliang's face with a mouthful of old phlegm.

"Lao Tzu can't die, Lao Tzu can still be saved, Lao Tzu has already negotiated the conditions with Lord Yama, and now only Zhao Erbao in the village can save me. ”

"You don't want to think about it, if I'm gone, you're okay? Those bad things you did before, someone will be stabbed out immediately, and you all have to go to jail, go to jail!"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem!"

Zhao Debiao's family looked at each other, gathered together and muttered, thinking that it was still a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and they would send people to Zhao Erbao first.

What if, can it really be saved?