Suddenly, the woman jerked her head up.

When he saw her face clearly, Zhao Erbao was shocked.

This woman is actually Widow Liu!

Holy!

Although it was in a dream, Zhao Erbao was still angry enough.

I didn't expect that.

Zhao Debiao, an old man, still has such dirty thoughts.

Widow Liu is not yet thirty, and Zhao Debiao is in his early fifties, so he can be a father to Widow Liu.

It's just outrageous!

It must be well educated.

But......

How to educate?

Zhao Erbao thought about it, and decided to confiscate the tools of the crime first.

The so-called master of dreams is to move with his heart.

As soon as she moved, at this thought, Widow Liu under Zhao Debiao suddenly hit Zhao Debiao's crotch with a fierce knee, took the opportunity to push Zhao Debiao away, and then, I don't know where to find a pair of scissors and stabbed it hard.

Yes!!!

Zhao Debiao screamed and fell to the ground, but Widow Liu swished and disappeared.

"My bird is gone, my bird is gone. ”

Zhao Debiao shouted at the sky.

"Give me a thunderbolt!"

Zhao Erbao shouted.

Thundered!

Nine thunderbolts fell from the sky, chasing Zhao Debiao, and wherever he climbed, thunder and lightning followed.

After a while, Zhao Debiao was scorched black, lying on the ground and gasping:

"Don't split me, don't split me, I go to the temple every year to donate incense oil money, even if I have a big sin, I should be washed away." ”

"Let this go to hell!"

The more Zhao Erbao listened, the more angry he became, and he shouted again.

Brush it up.

The picture suddenly came to a gloomy and terrifying palace, ghostly, the legendary bull head and horse face stood on both sides, and there were dozens of green-faced and fanged ghosts around him, and there was a plaque hanging at the top of the palace, with the words "Yama Palace" written on it.

In the middle, a large oil pan emitted black smoke and hot oil was tumbling.

It seems that this is what Zhao Debiao's heart looks like in the Yama Palace.

Knowing that it was in a dream, Zhao Erbao was not afraid, he walked around, and suddenly found that the seat of King Yama was empty, so he sat down, thinking:

Today, Lao Tzu will also be the king of Yama and interrogate Zhao Debiao's dog thing.

Under the hall.

Zhao Debiao was kneeling on the ground trembling, muttering:

"Lord Hades, although the villain Zhao Debiao has done a little bad things in his life, he has done no less good things, please Lord Hades to be clear, don't let me go to hell. ”

"Nonsense!"

Zhao Erbao slapped the case suddenly, and shouted:

"In front of Yan Luo, you still dare to lie, I don't know what bad thing you have done? I will pick one random thing that has just happened, let me ask you, did you ask your nephew Zhao Tianming to cut down the orchard of Widow Liu in your village?"

"Yes, yes, but that's because Zhao Erbao bullied me, so I retaliated. ”

Zhao Debiao muttered.

"Fuck you!"

Zhao Erbao was furious and scolded:

"Zhao Erbao of your village is kind and upright, smart and cute, how could he bully you old thing. You guy is not honest, it seems that he won't give you some color, you don't know that it's amazing, come on, throw Zhao Debiao into the oil pot and fry it for me!"

Immediately, there were two little ghosts, pulling Zhao Debiao's arm and dragging it to the oil pot, Zhao Debiao kept kowtowing in fright, crying and grabbing the ground:

"Lord Yama spares my life, I recruited, I recruited, I told you all the bad things I have done, don't fry me in an oil pot!"

Next, Zhao Debiao really said the bad things he had done before, 1510.

Zhao Erbao was secretly shocked when he heard this, he didn't expect Zhao Debiao to be so bad, not to mention it, just said that last year, he embezzled 80,000 yuan of poverty alleviation funds alone, and the people in the village didn't see a dime.

The year before last, because someone in the village reported him, he found someone to break the whistleblower's leg, and now he is still lying on the kang.

The sin is so heinous that it is difficult to write about it!

However, now that he is in a dream, even if he is blown up ten times, it will not be of much use, and he has to think of a way to rectify it.

Suddenly, Zhao Erbao had an idea and came up with a brilliant doctrine.

"Zhao Debiao, you raise your head and see who this king is?"

Zhao Erbao shouted.

"The villain doesn't dare, the villain doesn't dare. ”

Zhao Debiao still kowtowed like pounding garlic.

"Lift your head up!"

Zhao Erbao suddenly shouted.

Zhao Debiao was frightened, raised his head suddenly, and saw that Zhao Erbao in the village was actually sitting on the top to judge himself, and he was immediately furious, stood up with a snort, and shouted:

"Zhao Erbao, you dog, when did you become the king of Hades, and you still dare to judge Lao Tzu and roll down Lao Tzu. ”

"Get on your knees!"

Zhao Erbao shouted.

A coercion descended.

Zhao Debiao had to kneel on the ground, kowtow again like pounding garlic, and kept begging for mercy:

"Lord Hades spare his life, Lord Hades spare his life, the villain recognized the wrong person just now, but why does Lord Hades look so similar to Zhao Erbao in my village. ”

"Bastard, Zhao Erbao is the ninety-ninth generation descendant of this king, and we look like each other. ”

"This king called you here today, just to ask you, why do you always bully my junior Zhao Erbao in the village, you still have fifteen years of yang life, do you want to do it? Believe it or not, this king will let Niu Tou Ma Mian hook your soul tomorrow. ”

Zhao Erbao asked.

"Ah, I believe, I believe, the villain will never dare to bully Zhao Erbao in the village in the future, the villain will treat him as an ancestor, please, Lord Yama, don't hook my Yangshou." ”

Zhao Debiao cried.

"No, you have to recognize Zhao Erbao as your godfather, you still have to write out your guilt and hand it over to Zhao Erbao, so that this king can consider letting you go." ”

Zhao Erbao said coldly.

"Ahh

Zhao Debiao opened his mouth in surprise: "This, how can this work, Zhao Erbao is a young offspring, he, he was still a fool before." ”

"Shut up, isn't the heir of this king worthy of being your father?

"Ah, don't up, don't up, I admit it, I recognize Zhao Erbao as my godfather. ”

Zhao Debiao immediately shouted.

"Okay, tomorrow you go to Zhao Erbao to be your father, otherwise, you can prepare the coffin. ”

"Also, all the people in your family will not die well, and you will have no children and grandchildren, so you can choose to go by yourself. ”

After saying this, Zhao Erbao quickly withdrew from Zhao Debiao's dream.

Yes!

Zhao Debiao screamed, woke up from his dream, and sat up from the bed suddenly, but he was already sweating profusely.

Looking back, I was still at home.

"That dream just now...... Is it really fake?"

Zhao Debiao muttered.

"Oh, what's wrong with you, old man, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, what the hell are you called. ”

Zhao Debiao's daughter-in-law asked in a daze.

"Nothing?"

Zhao Debiao put on a piece of clothing and went to the yard to smoke, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that tonight's dream was too evil.

No, I have to go to Zhao Er Fool tomorrow to ask, in case this kid is really a descendant of King Yama, I can't afford to offend.

The so-called don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.

Frightened by this nightmare, Zhao Debiao couldn't sleep anymore, and as soon as the sky was bright, he walked to Zhao Erbao's house with his clothes on.