"Hey, little brother, my name is Li Ling'er, what's your name?"

Li Ling'er is the name of this little girl, she was originally from Jiujiang City, and she secretly ran out to see netizens, but after the other party saw her, he asked her to hurry back to Mars, in fact, she can't blame others.

Li Ling'er wore an exaggerated heavy makeup, a lolita in a suit, two pink rabbit ears, and a pair of big leather boots.

Zheng Yu said impatiently: "Zheng Yu, where is your home, I'll send you back." ”

"Jiujiang City~"

Li Ling'er said happily.

Chirping~~

Zheng Yu slammed on the ground with a foot on the brakes, looked at Li Ling'er and said, "Jiujiang City, your home is so far away, you dare to wade through mountains and rivers to come here to meet netizens?

Li Ling'er smiled and said, "Don't worry, I know martial arts, it's still okay to do three at a time." ”

As she spoke, Li Ling'er waved her hand and made a move to show the wings of the white crane, but unfortunately, the space in the car was too small, and the wings became chicken paws.

Zheng Yu sighed helplessly and started the car.

"Hey, little brother, where is your house, can I go to your house to live?"

"Why are you going to my house, aren't you going to find a hotel?"

Zheng Yu wondered, what kind of brain is this child, why did he have to go to the boy's house?

"Oh, little brother, I don't have any money, you see I'm so poor, the money I made for the train here was all made up for me by my senior brothers. ”

Li Ling'er squirmed, put her two little hands on Zheng Yu's arms, and looked at Zheng Yu pitifully.

Zheng Yu said: "You don't have a place to live, let's be honest, I don't have a place to live now, otherwise, you can go to the hotel with me." ”

Hearing this, Li Ling'er's face turned red: "What? This is going to take me to open a room, will it be early." ”

Zheng Yu wanted to hit someone after hearing this, morning, don't you keep yelling to go home with you, it's too early.

However, Zheng Yujue should find a place to live, and it is indeed worse to live without a house.

However, if you want to buy a house, it is a little troublesome now, so it is better to rent a house first.

But that bastard hasn't been found yet, and it's nerve-wracking to bring another oil bottle.

Zheng Yu couldn't help muttering in his heart: "When I used the Tianyan Pass before, I obviously didn't find the Roaring Sky Dog, but he was obviously near me, and why didn't so many people on the bridge just now see him, could he be invisible? This question has to be asked back, if he is invisible, I am afraid that this immortal technique will not be able to be used." ”

"Hey, hey, little brother, what do you want, don't you leave?"

Looking at Li Xiaoling beside him, Zheng Yu nodded: "Okay, come with me, let's find a place to live first." ”

The two drove back to the city and walked into an intermediary, and the moment everyone saw Li Xiaoling, they were all shocked, if it weren't for the daytime, they thought it was haunted.

The agent began to introduce them to the house, and Zheng Yu fell in love with a house.

Zheng Yu said: "That's it, this is good." ”

"Oh~~ Little brother, what kind of taste do you have, this house is really bad, why should it be a villa, I am not used to living in such a house. ”

Li Xiaoling on the side was still disgusted.

Zheng Yu laughed helplessly: "I said sister, what does it have to do with you when I look for a room, won't you leave in two days." ”

Hearing this, everyone looked at Zheng Yu, and Zheng Yu also felt that he had said something wrong.

"Wow~ahh~~ I knew you were a messy guy, you just didn't want me, I traveled through mountains and rivers to find you, and I was pregnant with your child. ”

Li Xiaoling burst into tears, and the more she talked, the more outrageous she became.

"Poof~~"

A clerk who was drinking water heard this, and a mouthful of water squirted out.

Zheng Yu saw that things were not good, and the only way now was to withdraw.

Zheng Yu was just about to get up, but was grabbed by Li Xiaoling.

"Where are you going, do you want to run, I tell you, there is no door, you can't leave me, I tell you don't want to run, you have to be responsible for me. ”

I'm Nima.

Zheng Yu had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart at this moment, and he really wanted to slap Li Xiaoling to death.

However, Zheng Yu still resisted the impulse in his heart, and the only way to solve the problem now is to find a villa.

"Stop~~" Zheng Yu scolded sharply: "Isn't it just to find a villa, okay, I'll find it for you, you come with me, I'll take you to a high-end villa, so that you can live happily." ”

With that, Zheng Yu walked out of the intermediary property and took out the phone to call Li Ya.

"Hey, Master Zheng, what do you want me to do?"

Li Ya's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"I don't have any instructions, I just want to ask if your villa is still occupied?"

"There, there's no one anymore, the last time the master said that it was a murderous house, no one lived there, and now I'm ready to make a move." ”

Hearing this, Zheng Yu felt that the Li family was too inauthentic, and the murderous house had to be sold out, so it would trap people.

"Don't make a move yet, I want to rent this villa, can you rent it to me first." ”

"Master, if you want to live, that's no problem, you just have to go and live, I'll let someone open the door for you now." ”

After everything was negotiated, Zheng Yu drove Li Xiaoling to the Li family's villa.

Zheng Yu sneered in his heart, anyway, there are still a lot of resentful spirits under that villa, and they will have fun at night, see me go to two ghosts to tease you.

"Little brother, who did you call just now, where is the villa, if it weren't for the two-story without a swimming pool, I wouldn't want it. ”

Li Xiaoling made another request.

Zheng Yu smiled: "Don't worry, you are satisfied." ”

The car drove into the Li family villa area, and there were already people waiting at the moment, and the car turned into the Li family villa.

Looking at the luxurious villa, Li Xiaoling couldn't help but sigh.

"Wowha, it's too luxurious here, I said little brother, can you afford to rent such a good villa?"

Looking at Li Xiaoling's appearance that she had never seen the world, Zheng Yu couldn't help but smile.

Li Xiaoling got out of the car and ran straight in.

Pushing open the door, Li Xiaoling ran upstairs like a madman.

At this time, Li Ya also drove to the Li family's villa.

"Master Zheng, you are here, why do you suddenly want to live here. ”

Li Ya came to Zheng Yu and said respectfully.

"Oh, it's okay, didn't I bring a friend to take a look, my friend likes the villa, I'll let her feel it, and by the way, help you get rid of the resentment here." ”

Hearing this, Li Ya was overjoyed, the villa here is the best in the entire capital, it would be a pity if it was sold, if it could get rid of the resentment, it would be the best.

"Then thank you, master, I brought a few people, do you think there is any need?"

A few people walked out of the car.

Zheng Yu waved his hand and said, "No, no, you can just come and clean up during the day, and it's better not to leave anyone else here at night." ”

"Oh, hahaha, little brother, the villa here is really good, the scenery is good, much better than ours. ”

Li Xiaoling leaned out from the roof of the building and stole it.

Li Ya said strangely: "Master, this person is..."

"Oh, my friend, a guy who loves to play cosplay. ”

Zheng Yu looked at Li Xiaoling and smiled.

Li Ya looked at Li Xiaoling and wondered in her heart, could it be that Master Zheng likes lively types, but he has never tried it, no, he must try it next time, and the most important thing is to refute the master's liking.

Li Ya and his party left, Zheng Yu went upstairs, found a room and walked in, while Li Xiaoling went to take a bath.

Zheng Yu's mind moved and entered the heavenly court.

"Brother Zheng Yu, why are you here at this time, hurry up, run quickly. ”

And as soon as he arrived in Heaven, Erlang God hurriedly ran over and urged him to leave quickly.

Zheng Yu wondered: "Zhenjun, what happened, why are you so panicked." ”

"Oh, you don't know yet, Sun Simiao's wife is here. ”

Erlang God whispered.

"Mrs. of the God of Medicine, I haven't heard of it, just come, what does it have to do with me, there are more people here every day, oh, is she going to open a store, I can give her some advice." ”

"What kind of store do you open? ”

"Zheng Yu, you are Zheng Yu, okay, you are finally back, you stop me. ”

I saw a woman in front of me with a round body, plump breasts and fat buttocks walking towards Zheng Yu angrily, only to see that she was walking extremely fast, just a hundred meters away, and in the blink of an eye, she arrived in front of Zheng Yu.

"Mrs. Sun, you can't be like this, Zheng Yu is my brother, you can't do anything with him" said Erlang God to Zheng Yu behind him: "Don't be afraid, there is me." ”

Erlang God held a three-pointed two-edged knife in front of Zheng Yu.

Madame Sun took a step back, her brows furrowed, and there was even a flame in her eyes, while Erlang God stood still like that Tarzan.

Zheng Yu stood behind him and expressed his heartfelt thanks for coming forward.

"Oh, come on, there's someone to care about, this three-eyed guy bullied us as a woman, come on." ”

Suddenly, Mrs. Sun sat on the ground with her buttocks, and she actually learned to sprinkle some people.

Groove~

The gods are also sprinkled.

Zheng Yu really didn't expect that the immortals would also play this set.

However, this set is still in charge, there are originally many people in the market, but this is good, a large number of people came over and pointed at Erlang God.

Seeing this, Erlangshen's face changed greatly, and he saw cold sweat on his forehead, although he was not afraid of everyone, but he was poked in the backbone, but he couldn't stand it, and his figure flashed to the side.

Zheng Yu looked stunned, looked at Erlang God in disbelief, and saw that Erlang God returned to his temporary worker's chair, and he worked very hard.

Groove~~

Don't be afraid, with you, this boat of friendship will capsize.