Chapter 33: Sun Simiao's 'Tiger Girls'

Without the protection of Erlang God, Mrs. Sun got up and picked up Zheng Yu, and the two of them turned around and came to a secluded corner.

Zheng Yu looked at Mrs. Sun in horror, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva, if this tiger girl beats him, I'm afraid he is not an opponent.

"Sun, Mrs. Sun, let's, let's have something to say, don't do it. ”

Zheng Yu stammered.

"Shut up, I ask you, did you give him that old thing's makeup?" ”

Zheng Yu was stunned and said: "Yes, that's right, you still want it, I still have it, you can use it." ”

"What do you say, old lady, I am naturally beautiful, I don't need that thing. ”

“Emmm...”

Zheng Yu was completely speechless, he didn't know where this girl got this confidence.

"You tell me how much cosmetics you gave him to go outside and mess with flowers. ”

"I... Huh?"

Zheng Yu was just about to say, he felt that the words were wrong, what did it mean to mess with flowers and grass, could it be that Sun Simiao cheated?

Zheng Yu said: "Mrs. Sun, can you make it clear, Mr. Sun Simiao and I are trading with each other, he gave me a medical dictionary, I gave him a set of cosmetics, as for the flowers and grass, it has nothing to do with me." ”

"You don't talk nonsense, if you hadn't given him cosmetics, how would he have the money to buy cosmetics for that vixen, I don't believe it, a broken book is worthless to exchange for a set of cosmetics for you?"

A broken book?

Zheng Yu didn't know what she thought, that book was a rare treasure in the world, maybe the gods didn't care about those things at all.

"Mrs. Sun, I understand what you said, you are saying that Sun Simiao and Sun Yaoshen have a junior outside, right, don't worry, I will persuade him to turn back. ”

"Fart, the old lady doesn't care if he does anything, he can do as much as he wants, but if he spends money on cosmetics, I won't spare him. ”

Emmm...

Zheng Yu felt that this Mrs. Sun's brain circuit was a bit big, he didn't care if her husband was outside, he only cared about whether he spent money, no wonder Sun Simiao said that his wife at home was strict last time, so it was, but he could say it clearly.

"Mrs. Sun, I can swear that Mr. Sun Simiao did use the cosmetics that the medical dictionary exchanged with me, and the Heavenly Monarch was also present at that time, if you don't believe it, you can ask him. ”

"What you say is true?"

Mrs. Sun let go of Zheng Yu and looked at Zheng Yu in disbelief.

"Of course it's true, I swear, I vouch for my personality, you can go and ask Taishang Laojun. ”

"I don't have that much spare time, if it's true, okay, I'll use my book to exchange it with you, can you change it?"

As she spoke, Mrs. Sun took out a copy of "The Encyclopedia of the World's Spiritual Pills".

Zheng Yu took the book and looked at it, and it was all written about the elixir, what longevity pill, what Zhuyan pill, and what strong pill, and the materials on it can be found in the world, this thing is simply a priceless treasure.

Zheng Yu hurriedly said: "I'll change." ”

Mrs. Sun was stunned, as if she didn't hear clearly: "You, did you really change?"

Zheng Yu took out a set of high-end cosmetics and handed it to Mrs. Sun.

"Mrs. Sun, this set of cosmetics is more advanced than Mr. Sun Simiao's, you can take it. ”

Mrs. Sun couldn't believe her eyes, she didn't expect Zheng Yu to really change, she hurriedly put away her things, turned around and was about to leave.

"Mrs. Sun..."

"What are you doing, the water that was spilled out of the things that were exchanged, the old man said with a spit and a nail, if you regret it, you are the son of the turtle. ”

I'm Nima.

Why does Zheng Yu think that this Mrs. Sun is so broken-mouthed.

Zheng Yu smiled and said: "Mrs. Sun, you misunderstood, I Zheng Yu will not go back to the things I gave out, you are good things, what I want to say is that I will help you persuade Mr. Sun Simiao." ”

"Ah, you can do whatever you want, after thousands of years with him, I'm tired of it, and I have to look for my second spring. ”

Saying that, Mrs. Sun left happily (to engage in the second spring).

Emmm...

A bunch of old unscrupulous.

Zheng Yu took the book and walked back.

Erlang God saw Zheng Yu coming back, and hurriedly ran over: "Brother, how is it, the tiger girls are not difficult for you." ”

Zheng Yu said casually: "It's okay, we talked very well." ”

Erlang God smiled: "That's good, that's good, I'm ready to save you." ”

Zheng Yu glared at Erlang God, and dared to call himself the God of War in the Heavenly Court, hey.....

"Mrs. Sun has exchanged a useless book for a set of cosmetics for you. ”

Taishang Laojun came over and saw the "World Elixir Daquan" in Zheng Yu's hand.

Zheng Yu said proudly: "This is a good thing, maybe you can't look at it, but in my eyes this is a treasure." ”

Taishang Laojun smiled and said: "It's good if you're happy, by the way, Zhang Daoling has been waiting for you at the God of Wealth for a long time, go over and take a look." ”

Zheng Yu looked at the stall of the God of Wealth, and Zhang Daoling was unpacking the red envelope.

Zheng Yu walked over.

Seeing Zheng Yu coming, the God of Wealth had a cold sweat on his face, and he had already developed a fear of Zheng Yu.

"Heavenly Master, I heard that you are looking for me?"

Zheng Yu walked to Zhang Daoling's side and patted him on the shoulder.

"Brother Zheng Yu, you're here, haha, great, wait for you to come for a long time, come and help me open a red envelope. ”

Saying that, Zhang Daoling picked up a red envelope and handed it to Zheng Yu.

"Slow, the red envelopes in our store are not allowed to be opened on behalf of others. ”

However, it was too late, and Zheng Yu had already opened the red envelope.

Seeing this, the God of Wealth's face changed greatly, and said secretly in his heart: "It's over, I'll accompany you to Grandma's house now." ”

Bite~

"Congratulations on attaining the Ten Merits. ”

"Ah, this time there are only ten merits. Zheng Yu took the merit card and handed it to Zhang Daoling, and then turned his head to look at the God of Wealth: "What did you just say to the God of Wealth?"

The God of Wealth said with a happy face: "Haha, it's okay, it's okay, you play." ”

After speaking, the God of Wealth wiped the sweat on his head.

Zhang Daoling said: "Don't play, it's still Zheng Yu, your luck is good, I have obtained a bunch of garbage, what magic pills, breaking spirit pills, they are all rubbish, Brother Zheng Yu, these are all for you." ”

As he spoke, Zhang Daoling handed over a bag of elixir to Zheng Yu.

"Heavenly Master, you gave it all to me?"

Looking at the elixir in his hand, Zheng Yu was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, he seemed to have seen what he looked like after eating the golden pill, majestic, majestic, majestic, undefeated.

"Brother Zheng Yu. ”

Zhang Daoling interrupted Zheng Yu's association.

"Hey~ Heavenly Master, you have something to say. ”

"Ah, I'm really a little bit of a problem, so do you still have a cell phone. ”

"Yes, you want it. ”

"Ah, that's it, I'm here, hahaha, I don't have a lot of money now, see if you can give me a mobile phone on credit first, and if I have money in the future, I'll stand...."

Before Zhang Daoling's words were finished, he saw Zheng Yu come to him with two mobile phones in both hands.

Zhang Daoling looked at Zheng Yu with tears in his eyes, grateful in his heart, and didn't know what to say.

"Brother Zheng Yu, you are really a good person. ”

"Haha, Heavenly Master, you have won the award, you are a good person. ”

"That's it, I, Zhang Daoling, can't take your things for nothing, I'll teach you a set of my Heavenly Master's Mansion's master's mastery. ”

"Peerless?"

When Zheng Yu heard this, he suddenly came to his senses, the peerless learning of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, although he didn't know what it was, it would definitely not be bad.

"Yes, it is the unique meditation method of our Heavenly Master's Mansion, this mental method can be practiced even if you are sleeping, as long as you practice our unique mental method, you will be able to entangle a powerful Qi in your body, this kind of Qi is not tight, it can strengthen the body, and it can also speed up your cultivation." ”

Emmm...

Zheng Yu was stunned again, he thought it was a high-level immortal technique, similar to *** or something, but he didn't expect it to be a meditation Dafa, which is a cheat.

Seeing Zheng Yu's expression, Zhang Daoling hurriedly said: "Brother Zheng Yu doesn't like this mental method? This is the strongest mental method in our Heavenly Master's Mansion, there is only one in this world, and there is no second one." ”

"No, no, no, I just think I might not have that talent. ”

Zheng Yu was afraid of hitting Zhang Daoling's kindness, so he said tactfully.

Zhang Daoling said: "Oh, don't worry, you can practice the Taixuan Sutra, not to mention this, let alone this, let me tell you, the meditation Dafa of this sect is complementary to the Taixuan Sutra, and when the Qi in your body reaches a certain limit, I will give you the basic advanced immortal arts, and you can destroy those little demons at will." ”

"Yes, then you can teach me some now. ”

As soon as Zheng Yu heard that the immortal technique could then destroy the little demon, the more the better.

"Brother Zheng Yu, you have to eat one bite at a time, you can't perform any immortal magic without Qi in your body now, you still cultivate first, and I will naturally teach you when the time comes." ”

“Emmm... Well, thank you for the teachings. ”

"Okay, then I'll go first, you're busy. ”

Zhang Daoling left happily with his mobile phone, muttering as he walked: "Earned, earned." ”

Taishang Laojun walked to Zheng Yu's side and said, "What did that old thing change with you?"

Zheng Yu showed the Heavenly Master Gate Meditation Dafa to Heavenly Laojun.

Taishang Laojun was surprised: "Yo, this old thing is so generous this time, and gave you the secret technique of the Heavenly Master Gate, but you still lose it, this thing of the Heavenly Master Gate is only sold for five hundred merits, and no one has bought it yet." ”

Groove~~

Zhang Daoling yin me.

"But didn't you say that what is useless to us may be a treasure to you, cultivate well, and maybe one day you can become one of us. ”

Listening to Taishang Laojun's words, Zheng Yu nodded.

He suddenly remembered the purpose of his return.

"Zhenjun, will your Howling Sky Dog be invisible? ”