Chapter Thirty-Six: Shearing is like climbing to the sky

"Huh?" Wangcai scratched his head in confusion: "Dyeing hair? I don't know what kind of dyeing hair, I just ate some grapes." ”

Half an hour ago...

Wangcai slipped into the kitchen with nothing to do, and when he saw the grapes in the sink, he was moved to the thought: I'll just eat one, right? Well, just eat one that won't get in the way.

He said he would eat one, but once he ate it, it would be one after another.

Three minutes later.

"Hiccup~~"

Wangcai hiccuped, and when he looked at the grapes in the pool, he was so frightened that his hair exploded.

"Hey, why are there so many rods left, who eats so many grapes?!"

Who else, of course, is the famous "Siberian pig"!

"That's the way it is, I'll just eat a few grapes after you're gone. ”

"The grapes were bought for the Glid, you... Forget it, go back and replenish the Glider from your food bill. ”

It's just two catties of grapes, so Hu Shuo doesn't want to worry about it, but the green hair on Wangcai's head makes Hu Shuo really want to figure out what's going on.

"This green hair can't be because you eat too many grapes, right?"

"Greenhair?"

Wangcai still only eats grapes, and doesn't know what green hair there is.

Ling Hushuo saw that Wangcai did not give up when he did not reach the Yellow River, so he reluctantly pulled Wangcai to the mirror, and pointed his hand at the wisp of green hair on its head.

"You see, it's not a green hair. ”

Wangcai didn't seem to listen to Ling Hushuo's words, and his eyes were as big as copper bells.

"I've got gray hair! Oh my God, I grew gray hair early..."

"......" made Hu Shuo suddenly speechless, "Big brother, this is green!"

Wangcai looked at Ling Hushuo with a serious face: "Nonsense, it's obviously white." ”

Ling Hushuo was not convinced: "It's green!"

Wangcai was even more unconvinced: "It's white! white, white, white, say important things three times!"

Ling Hu Shuo's face turned red with anger: "Green, green, green!"

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!”

Wangcai bared his teeth and shouted: "white!white!white!" (Wangcai raised his head: Hmph, who can't drag two sentences in English)

A "white and green" battle is intensifying, and seeing that it is about to enter the point where there is no quarrel and can only do it, Bai Ji blew a cold wind between a person and a dog, so that Ling Hushuo and Wangcai both calmed down. (Well, it's really cold!)

Ling Hushuo hugged his shoulders and turned to Bai Ji with trembling teeth: "Sister, quickly put away the supernatural powers, it's so cold!"

Q: In the middle of summer, when the sun is scorching, a person and a dog are frozen into popsicles at home, how many episodes can be filmed to get closer to science?

"You two Erha, people and dogs see different colors. ”

After Bai Ji finished speaking, she took Xiao Dang back to the bedroom, making Hu Shuo and Wangcai look at each other blankly, and they both felt that their IQ had been insulted.

"Ahem... I don't know, but I've also gone through nine years of compulsory education. ”

"That's it, who is the "Einstein of the dog world", do you know, you are still far from showing off your IQ with me. ”

A man and a dog muttered quietly at the bedroom door that had been closed long ago.

Ling Hushuo muttered and looked back at Wangcai again, "a little green" still looked awkward.

"Wangcai, I'll cut this strand of hair for you. ”

The idea of shearing was difficult to dispel together, so Hu Shuo ran to get the scissors without waiting for Wangcai to nod and agree.

"Come on, come on, lie down and don't move, otherwise you will bear all the consequences. ”

It's okay not to say this, but when it comes to Wangcai, he always feels that his dog's life is hanging by a thread.

The big scissors swayed brightly in front of Wangcai's eyes, and Wangcai trembled involuntarily: "Little... Xiao Shuo, look at it, don't don't..."

Ling Hushuo didn't listen to Wangcai's ramblings, and when he saw it, he held the scissors and clicked and cut them, and as soon as Wangcai heard the sound of the scissors, he was so frightened that he closed his eyes firmly, and when he opened his eyes again, the strand of green hair on its head was already in Ling Hushuo's hand.

"Perfect, you go play~"

Ling Hushuo touched Wangcai's head with a smile, and this time it was much more pleasing to the eye.

Wangcai quickly touched its dog's head, made sure it was not injured, and laughed innocently.

"There's no white hair, hehehe. ”

Ling Hushuo smiled and shook his head, and then went to throw the wisp of green hair on his hand.

I thought it was over, but I didn't want to wait for Linghu Shuo to come back and look at Wangcai again, an extremely terrifying thing happened!

"Wangcai, why do you have green hair on your head again?" Ling Hushuo frowned.

The green fur has regrown, and it's exactly the same length as before!

Ling Hushuo fell into self-doubt: Am I daydreaming? I thought I had done something but I hadn't done it at all!

Wangcai's words saved Ling Hushuo from the "fine points" in time: "Huh, why do I have white hair on my head again!"

Ling Hushuo breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat on his neck and said secretly: There have been too many "anti-heaven things" that have happened recently, and I am almost abnormal, and I have to quickly return to the track of normal life.

It may be a blink of an eye for a person to go crazy, but if you want to change from crazy to normal, it is difficult~~

"It's growing so fast? I'll cut it again to see if it grows." ”

The big scissors clicked and cut, and the green hair on Wangcai's head was fried again.

Ling Hushuo went to throw it away again, but this time he turned back in three steps, always paying attention to the movements on Wangcai's head.

There was nothing unusual when I went, but when Ling Hushuo came back to see it, that damn wisp of green hair actually grew again!

"I'll go, what kind of growth rate is this, I didn't see it for a while and it grew again?!"

This should be studied and researched to get a hair growth agent, which is definitely the ultimate gospel for bald people!

Ling Hushuo really didn't believe that he couldn't deal with this wisp of green hair, so he came all the way to the trash can with Wangcai's ears, and threw it away!

Click, click... Ten minutes passed, and no one in Ling Hushuo and Wangcai could count how many times they had cut it, anyway, the green hair was still there.

"Ahh

A sigh made Hu Shuo give up using scissors to eliminate the green hair, and went to throw away the garbage first, and calmed down by the way.

The garbage can, which was only half full, was filled with Wangcai's dog hair after a while, and when Linghu Shuo fell, he couldn't help but say: Wangcai, how good it would be if you were a sheep!

On the way back from throwing out the garbage, Ling Hushuo had a new idea: since the physical attack doesn't work, then use the magic attack!

When he returned home, Ling Hushuo searched for a long time, and finally found a box of old matches that followed him in several places.

"Wangcai, hey, hey, hey. ”

Ling Hu Shuo smiled evilly, and at the same time, his hand slid and the match head ignited a raging flame.

Wangcai smelled danger, and tactically leaned back and asked, "Huh, what do you want to do?"

The fire was about to burn to his hands, so Ling Hushuo had no choice but to explain while taking action: "Since we can't cut it, let's burn it! If you're afraid, close your eyes for a while." ”

Wangcai saw that Linghu Shuo was crazy and wanted to burn it, so he turned around and ran first without saying anything, and then shouted as he ran: "Xiao Shuo, the wildfire can't be burned and the spring breeze blows and grows, the ancients have proved for us, it won't work to burn it with fire!Ah, stopβ€”β€”"

Wangcai who is familiar with 300 Tang poems 2333...

(End of chapter)