"Huh-" Ling Hushuo blew out the firesticks, shook his head with emotion and said, "Alas, there is really truth in the ancient poems!"

"I said it a long time ago..."

Wangcai lay on the ground with a resentful face, the strand of green hair on his head was still there, but the ordinary hair around him was scorched a lot.

"I'll draw a circle and curse you, I knew I wouldn't have proposed to celebrate your birthday..."

Ling Hushuo thought that he had heard it wrong, and hurriedly stopped Wangcai's words.

"Wait a minute, what did you just say, proposing to give me a birthday?"

"I... Did I have it? You heard it wrong, you must have heard it wrong. ”

Wangcai's expression was a little unnatural all of a sudden, and he got up from the ground to dodge and avoid Ling Hushuo.

Ling Hushuo was distracted and counted the days, and suddenly remembered that tomorrow was his birthday, would he be so wrong if he heard it wrong?

"Wangcai, you give me an honest explanation of what the situation is. ”

"What's the situation, you're so weird, I'm leaving. ”

Wangcai pulled out his legs to run, so Hu Shuo didn't give it this chance, picked up Wangcai and went straight to the bathroom.

"Save—"

Before the word could be exited, the door of the bathroom was closed seamlessly, and Wangcai faced Ling Hushuo who was holding a shower alone.

"Tell me honestly, or you'll just wait to become a reservoir dog!"

Wangcai saw that he was isolated in the corner, and he had to explain honestly after being embarrassed repeatedly.

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you the truth..."

Wangcai 1510 fully explained, it turned out that there was no "Chu-Han dispute" at all, but Wangcai thought that Linghu Shuo would have a birthday tomorrow, so he asked Bai Ji to help him make a birthday cake.

Ling Hushuo was a little moved, and his eyes just became hot, and he suddenly remembered their attitude when he went home.

"No, when I came back in the morning, you looked like you were going to prepare a cake for me, and you didn't even have the slightest greeting when I was missing for a night!"

"Bai Ji said that you are okay and told me to relax, and this is called a contrast surprise, people can only feel the warmth of the stove when they walk through the ice and snow. Wangcai said with reason.

Ling Hushuo was stunned for a moment, shocked that Wangcai could actually say such philosophical words.

"Dog, do you remember my birthday?"

There are a lot of things to do these days, and the work is not going well, so that Hu Shuo himself is so busy that he forgets that he is going to celebrate his birthday.

"Of course. Wangcai raised his head proudly and said: "What year when you celebrate your birthday, I don't always accompany you, everyone else has a date on their birthday, you have no girlfriend and can only stay at home and watch TV series alone, I am also a single dog, I sympathize with you." ”

What I said earlier made Hushuo quite heartwarming, but the more I said it later, the more heart-wrenching it became...

Ling Hushuo raised his hand with a hard smile and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk about the fait accompli, let's talk about my birthday tomorrow." ”

Wangcai tilted his head and strode out: "I'm angry, let's discuss your birthday." ”

The identity was instantly adjusted, making Hu Shuo become a "licking dog" and follow behind.

"Don't mind, I'm just playing a little joke with you to make fun, what do you want to eat tomorrow, how about the sauce pork ribs?"

Wangcai's nose moved, as if he smelled the aroma of pork ribs in sauce, and immediately compromised with Ling Hushuo.

"Good~~"

The temptation of sauce pork ribs is really irresistible to ordinary dogs!

Back in the living room, Ling Hushuo inadvertently glanced at the courier sent by the "strongest courier brother" who was two hundred levels high.

"By the way, I still have a courier that hasn't been opened!"

Hu Shuo was a little excited to take the wallpaper knife and carefully cut open the courier box like a doctor doing surgery.

Wangcai stared at the unopened courier box with wide eyes: "Xiaoshuo, what did you buy again, is it sauce pork ribs?"

At this moment, Wangcai only has sauce pork ribs that have just become a new favorite, and the small jerky has long been reduced to an abandoned old favorite.

Ling Hushuo knocked Wangcai's dog head: "You know the sauce pork ribs, what they contain are alien high-tech - a super destructive star destruction cannon!"

Wangcai scratched his head and said, "Such a big box with ribs is small, and it can be stuffed into a cannon?"

The cannons in Wangcai's eyes are all giants like "Paris cannons", of course, they are associated with the word cannon, and Ling Hushuo also feels that the volume of this weapon will not be small.

"Please don't look at alien technology with your short-sighted dog eyes, maybe this box has some compression power, and things get bigger as soon as they are taken out. ”

Wangcai believed Ling Hushuo's words, and began to be a little scared, shrinking his head and retreating two steps: "Then I have to hide away, don't hit my head for a while." ”

Ling Hushuo ignored it, looked at the express box excitedly and nervously, took a deep breath and quickly rubbed his hands before opening it.

The moment the express box was opened, it seemed to be shining brightly, straight up to nine days, and the shaking made Hu Shuo dare not look directly.

"I'll go, this..."

Ling Hushuo used both hands to hold the "Stellar Destruction Cannon" from the express box, and finally used one hand to get used to holding it.

"Ah, I especially remember that when I was a child, every time it was a hot summer, I always used it to start a "battle of kings" with my friends on the street or at the intersection, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, today..."

Wangcai and Ling Hushuo don't seem to be in the same channel at all, and they didn't listen to Ling Hushuo's nonsense and complained directly.

"Isn't this just a small water gun, Xiao Shuo, what are you buying it for? ”

Ling Hushuo was exposed by Wangcai and couldn't go on on the spot, and he also wanted to know what he was doing with such a small water gun.

"Dog system, you me!"

The Superman system appears in seconds.

"What's the matter with the host, what's the need~"

"What is this Nima?"

The system was sluggish for a moment.

"This is your stellar cannon. ”

Ling Hushuo shook the reserve ammo reserve of the Stellar Destruction Cannon, that is, the water bladder behind the water cannon.

"I won't delve into the first four words with you, that's it, are you embarrassed to tell me that it's a cannon? JPG）

"This is a special stellar destruction cannon according to the amount you paid, if you are satisfied, remember to give a five-star praise~"

"Satisfied with the fart! A water cannon sells for 100 yuan, why don't you grab it? The price is not so high after June 1st, I want to return it for a refund!"

"I'm sorry, customized products don't support seven-day no-reason returns!"

"You..." (swallows a mouthful of old blood)

A sentence that does not support the return makes Ling Hushuo have nothing to say, and he has no choice but to be the wronged boss again, and spend 100 yuan to buy a small plum with the same water gun to play.

"A 100-dollar water gun, hey, it's not as big as the 60-dollar one sold at the entrance of the park. ”

After complaining about the unhappiness of spending unjust money, he saw that there was water in the water bladder, so he directly tried to shoot, pulled the trigger, and a stream of energy coherently completed the convergence, compression, and explosion within 0.01 seconds!

In the blink of an eye, a fist-sized hole suddenly appeared in the wall where the muzzle of the water gun was facing! As for the process, Ling Hushuo's pair of 5.0 eyes really couldn't catch it.

The muzzle of the "water gun" emitted a steaming heat, and the fox saw the hole in the wall, and the hand holding the stellar destruction cannon began to tremble.

"I... I take back my previous words, the sixty dollar water gun at the entrance of the park, not as good as it. ”

(End of chapter)

Ps: Xiao Lizi has a water gun, and Linghu Shuo also has a water gun, so rounding it up makes Hushuo about equal to Xiao Lizi?