He Peng rolled around the room and couldn't sleep.

Tomorrow is the day of great joy, after more than 20 years of singleness, I finally have a daughter-in-law, and I am excited.

But there was still one less all the way to the door, and the last one was a cold eldest sister.

Fortunately, Liu Yishuang is a considerate girl, she was prepared, took out a stack of red envelopes from her pocket and handed them to He Peng, He Peng was overjoyed, and sent them one by one, these girls are not picky, just take them for them, and they don't dislike the red envelopes are too thin.

The latter swarmed again.

He Peng handed it out embarrassedly, and was snatched away by a girl with pigtails in the blink of an eye.

Zhang Qiling took out all the money in his body, and it was only more than 200 yuan, as well as three five-cent steel hammers.

Begging for red envelopes for happy money is a wedding custom, and it is inevitable everywhere, He Peng naturally can't help but give it, but he can only turn to Liu Yishuang and Zhang Qiling for help.

He Peng has a lot of money in the bank, but how can there be cash, and even if there is, it is in the old clothes that have been changed there.

"Give money, give money, red envelope, red envelope"

A group of women blocked the intersection.

The road to welcome relatives is really not short, walking for more than half an hour, He Peng lives on the first floor, Su Jing's place is on the third floor, and when he walked to the third floor along the gentle road with the cow, the sound of firecrackers suddenly sounded.

He Peng led the cow and followed Jiang Yun forward, a group of colorful butterflies and warblers followed behind and chattered and laughed, He Peng has always been worried that they will tell what happened last night, fortunately, these women know how to be measured, except for ridiculing the groom and the groom for his inexperience in getting married for the first time, most topics have nothing to do with him.

He Peng sneered, he really misunderstood him just now.

"Our base is self-sufficient in everything, and we have to raise cows if we want to drink milk. This big cow will give it to you today, but don't say I didn't help you. ”

A cow bark was heard, and a colorful butterfly walked in with a cow.

"it, Jiang Yun, you play with me sincerely, where can I go to find the cow!"

"Don't worry, don't worry, our fishing village is sensible, and if you meet a poor person who can't afford a sedan chair, you can borrow a cow to pick up the bride. ”

"Sedan chair" He Pengmeng, "Where can I get a sedan chair, don't you say it earlier, say it early that I will get two pieces of wood and make one by myself yesterday!"

"That's good, according to the rules of the fishing village, you have to carry a sedan chair to pick up the bride. ”

"I'm okay with that. ”

He Peng naturally didn't dare to have an opinion, it was decided by his father-in-law.

Jiang Yun ignored his threatening gaze and said with a smile: "Our wedding today respects the opinions of the woman's parents and adopts the traditional customs of the fishing village, you have no opinion on this." ”

He Peng's eyes showed coldness, and he said in his heart, if you dare to say what happened just now, Lao Tzu will fight with you.

Jiang Yun smiled: "Don't worry, don't worry! There is something I want to explain to you in advance." ”

"Let's go, let's go!"

"Oh!" He Peng breathed a sigh of relief, after such a toss, the joy and tension of marriage were gone, He Peng was afraid of long nights and dreams, and just wanted to spend this wedding quickly.

Jiang Yun smiled and said: "Zhang Qiling wants to ask you if you are ready, when you are ready, we should go to greet you." ”

Zhang Qiling can't hide anything from him, if he shakes things out by his nonsense

"Don't ask!"

"I just wanted to ask"

"Don't say it!"

Zhang Qiling looked at He Peng curiously, his mouth was sluggling, and he was about to speak, but he was stopped by He Peng.

He Peng couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down.

Liu Yishuang's eyes lit up when he saw He Peng: "Door master, why are you so handsome today, wow, the sword eyebrows are like condensed skin!"

He Peng saw that someone else was having a bad seizure, in case the embarrassing thing just now was known by these two people, he would have no face to see people in the future.

Before He Peng could calm down, Jiang Yun came in again, along with Zhang Qiling and Liu Yishuang.

Women are terrible!

"Get out!" He Peng threw Jiang Yun out of the door with a flick of his hand, and his heart was actually afraid of the future exploration of civilization.

"Don't get excited, you didn't suffer, they bathed and dressed you, you"

"I'll go!" He Peng picked up his fist, wishing he could smash Jiang Yun's head with one punch!

Jiang Yun quickly explained his doubts: "The so-called women are the ones who please themselves, they work so hard, of course they want to see if you are worthy, not that you want to be a comfort man, but you know how to ask them to accept the existence of a man here, and pay more labor and inconvenience for this, they ask you to relieve their anger, how can I not agree!"

He Peng was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, what does this have to do with them taking the opportunity to touch me.

"This, you don't know, before we came, there were only women in this base, and it was in the depths of the ocean, they dressed very casually, you think about it, how convenient it is for those men who run the boat to be on the ship with only men, you know how convenient they are, but after we came, they work hard every day, and they have to pay attention to their dress, and they have to apply grease and powder, and draw their eyebrows and eyes, which will cause them to suffer from severe sleep deprivation, and aging will be accelerated, you think about how terrible this is for women!"

He Peng was stunned, "What kind of strange reason is this, even if I promised to explore the underwater ruins with you, but I didn't come to be a comfort man for this group of girls, and I want them to inspect something!"

"Rest the anger, rest the anger!" Jiang Yun smiled bitterly: "I can't help it, you see that you are going to explore the prehistoric civilization with me in the future, and you will inevitably have to live in this sea fortress for a long time at that time, you think, there is only one man here besides me, but those women are the masters of this base, if you don't let them inspect the goods, they will have to complain in their hearts, after all, their lives will be very inconvenient after you come!"

"If you don't make it clear, I'll strip you naked and throw it out!"

He Peng stood up as soon as he stood up, and went to grab Jiang Yun's neck, Jiang Yun flashed, grabbed again, flashed, and grabbed again, and the third time Jiang Yun didn't dodge, and was blocked by He Peng in the corner of the wall and grabbed his neck.

"These, really, really bad enough. ”

Jiang Yun opened his mouth wide in surprise, and finally couldn't help laughing.

"I can take a bath and shave my hair myself, why do they have to come hard!" He Peng touched his armpit aggrievedly, where he hadn't moved for twenty years, not a single hair was gone!

"Oh, you are getting married today, how can you not dress up like a groom, the groom and groom must be new from the inside out. ”

"What are they doing," He Peng hung his head and wanted to cry without tears.

Jiang Yun came closer and looked up and down, "Well, yes, I've done my best, look at the real shine of this skin!" he had a smile on his face.

Jiang Yun waved his hand, and the women giggled and ran out.

"You make it clear to me, my innocence in my life!"

He Peng was furious when he saw Jiang Yun.

The women giggled and nodded.

Jiang Yun smiled and said, "It's all done, are you satisfied?"

"Morning Butterfly!" the women greeted in unison.

"Nibble!" Jiang Yun coughed twice and walked in.

At 5:45, He Peng was cleaned up, and it was all new from the inside out. He Peng sat pitifully in the room, blushing with shame, and more than a dozen big girls looked at their masterpieces on the side with satisfaction.

The women were vicious, giving him haircuts and combing, shaving and plucking his hair, He Peng had never been so embarrassed in his life, those colorful butterflies were not very clean, and they secretly pinched and twisted them.

He Peng didn't understand whether this was a custom in a fishing village, and he didn't dare to resist, for fear of breaking the rules and ruining the hard-won wedding.

A group of warblers and swallows suddenly pounced.

"Since you don't cooperate with the butterflies!"

"I'll do it myself, and I'll do it myself!"

"On the orders of the butterfly lord Jiang Yun, you must be dressed up as a qualified groom before six o'clock, if you don't hide, we won't hurt you!" A delicate color butterfly said in a cold tone, but no matter how she looked at it, it looked like a frivolous hookup.

He Peng almost cried.

"Sisters, what are you doing, I'm going to get married tomorrow, don't come to me if you can't find a partner, isn't this ruining me to death?"

More than a dozen colorful butterflies in the room stared at him without shame, looking up and down with the most stern gaze.

He Peng has a habit of sleeping and doesn't like to be bound by clothes, so he wears a relatively thin one, only wearing a peach wood pendant with a red rope.

He Peng struggled desperately and shrank in the corner.

"Hey, what are you gentlemen talking and not moving, don't look at me! Hey, you can't touch it!"

In the middle of the night, a group of colorful butterflies broke into the door and kidnapped He Peng and dragged him out of bed!

Tomorrow's wedding is really exciting, and tomorrow's cave house is really exciting.

After many years of traveling south and north, He Peng finally found Su Jing, one is a community leader, the other is a low-level odd worker, and the figure and appearance are very different, anyone can see that the two people are not in the right household, and it is impossible to be together, but He Peng never gave up, Su Jing did not look down at him, came and went, and after all kinds of magical experiences, he finally came to this day.

I still remember that my father left a last wish when he was dying before he died, and He Peng must take Su Jing back as his daughter-in-law in this life. He Peng agreed with tears, he didn't have a special impression of that firewood girl at that time, but the idea of having to marry her home accumulated in his heart day by day, and this thought has become a curse, it can be said that marrying Su Jing in He Peng's heart when he was young is the biggest wish in this life.

Father's last wish is also about to come true, Su Jing was abducted by traffickers more than ten years ago and taken to a mountain village, rescued by the He family, and became He Peng's child daughter-in-law.

"What's the matter, the little girls have red envelopes, and they won't give them to me, because they dislike the old lady and get old!"

He Pengdeng had nothing to say, he couldn't stop bowing and apologizing, and then asked Zhang Qiling and Liu Yishuang behind him for help, and the two of them turned their pockets out, and they were already empty!