Volume 1 Odd Jobs Against the Sky Sleep together

Jiang Yun led a group of welcoming teams to the side and laughed, and no one was willing to lend a hand.

He Peng said all the good things to the eldest sister, but the eldest sister just refused to let go, and the ink was inked for about ten minutes, and He Peng really wanted to throw her out.

He Peng lifted the towel quilt on his body, saw his sleeping little brother, and asked suspiciously: "Xiaojing, did we have it yesterday?"

There was a sound from his side, He Peng sat up in a panic, and saw that the towel quilt showed a delicate figure, with exquisite curves! The waterfall-like hair opened like a fan, and the room was filled with a fragrant smell and a trace of languishing breath.

When the fake window in the new house mimicked the midday sun shining on the bed, He Peng woke up leisurely.

Halfway through the toast, He Peng lost consciousness.

He Peng was looking for Liu Yishuang's figure in the vast sea of tables, and at this time he urgently needed a girl who could turn wine into water, but Liu Yishuang was nowhere to be found.

I saw that in the large canteen that can accommodate more than 10,000 people, nearly a thousand tables were actually seated, with two or three more than one or two tables each.

"Jiang Yun, what kind of grudge does Lao Tzu have with you, you want to toss me like this!"

But He Peng was still dumbfounded when he entered the canteen!

This time, no one embarrassed them, and there was no marriage ceremony that ordinary people must have, just eating and drinking.

The word husband is full of positive energy, He Peng immediately agreed happily, he has an excellent physique, and he has almost recovered from resting this time, and walked towards the cafeteria with Su Jing hand in arm.

Su Jing replied shyly: "Husband, don't let them wait for a long time, let's go to the bar and finish the wedding banquet, even if the procedure is mostly carried out." ”

He Peng looked at his armpits, and it was not easy to explain, and the two of them were alone for a while in an ambiguous atmosphere.

Su Jing was also shy when she changed He Peng's clothes, and secretly complained, why did she shave so cleanly, it was really embarrassing.

Su Jing found a new set of clothes and waited for He Peng to change into them, He Peng's arms shook weakly, and he couldn't lift them, but looking at Su Jinghong's fluttering little face, he asked her about the fragrant little smell on her body, and with the bride's delicate little expression, He Peng's heart was full of joy, and it was worth it to suffer for her.

Zhang Qiling also walked away.

"Fuck off! If you have anything to say, I'll ask again tomorrow! I'll get married today, get married, don't make a mess!"

Zhang Qiling snorted: "That, I have a question to ask"

Liu Yishuang squeezed out a smile, said a word of auspiciousness, and left.

"Okay, I don't care, you can do it yourself!" Jiang Yun left.

"A table and a cup!" He Peng immediately made a witty choice! Xin said, there are so many of you, one person can't drink a glass of wine to death, who will come to the cave room if I drink too much!"

Jiang Yun had a bitter face: "I don't want to pour him, let him choose by himself, is it a table to toast a glass of wine, or a person to toast a glass of wine."

Su Jing's eyes rolled and said, "He can't drink too much." ”

"Don't, I promise, there's nothing moth, just a toast to everyone. ”

He Peng lay on the ground panting: "Jiang Yun, huhu, don't do it, huhu, don't give me a whole moth again, otherwise be careful that I turn my face and don't recognize people, anyway, my daughter-in-law has already taken it back, the agreement between the two of us"

Jiang Yun also got up and said goodbye: "Ah, I said you two don't rush to the cave room, let's go to the cafeteria after a while, no matter how we simplify the procedure today, the newcomer toast link cannot be avoided." ”

"Yes, Butterfly Master!" the woman pushed and shoved, and walked away.

Jiang Yun shuddered suddenly, subconsciously stood up and said, "Okay, okay, if you're crazy enough, hurry up and go to the cafeteria, and you'll have to eat happy wine in a while!"

Jiang Yun, you wait for Lao Tzu, if you have the ability, don't get married in your life!

He Peng lay on the ground and thought about all the things he had done to embarrass the groom before, he was ashamed, I don't know how humiliated they were at that time, at this time I knew it, and the bitterness and hatred were going to be swallowed in my stomach!

He Peng had also participated in the wedding in the village before, and he had also begged for red envelopes after the groom, and he also knew today that it was his turn to know that it was really not easy to get married.

It caused everyone to laugh.

"Sisters, I've worked hard for you, we'll toast you in a while, you have to drink a few more glasses, just don't make it difficult for him anymore, he's tired!"

Su Jing was so distressed that she lifted her hijab and acted as the hostess, giving candy to the big guys and saying good things.

This walk was more than two hours, and finally carried the bride back to the new house at twelve o'clock at noon in one minute, put the bride on the bed, kicked the big flower cow out of the door, and He Peng lay on the ground, drenched in water as if he had crossed the Yangtze River in clothes.

But He Peng is different from them, He Peng still has not married into the door, it is not good to say that he will not get married, and it is even worse to say that he wants to get married. I can only close my teeth and walk with my head bored.

In fact, this is also a general marriage procedure, and the normal answer is: "Never get married again!" means that this life will end from the beginning.

"It's not easy to know, and I won't get married in the future"

"It's not easy, you'll know when you get married!" He Peng replied with a snort.

"It's easy to get married"

When he came, he walked for half an hour, and the way back was much longer than when he came, He Peng was miserable, his two shoulders were sore, his legs were trembling, and there was a thick-skinned girl who followed him and said cool words.

He Peng never thought that he would look beautiful and moving one by one, why was his mouth so mean and obscene!

The women all laughed, and they were not ashamed of this joke.

But this is not difficult, the most difficult thing is that the shoulder is carrying a flower cow, the big milk bag is pressed on the shoulder, and the milk will prick out from time to time, He Peng is embarrassed! The clothes are sticky before and after, and a stream of white water arrows emerges from time to time

Lao Niu Shao said that there was a weight of five or six hundred catties, and Su Jing was another hundred catties, in order to ensure that Su Jing was not shaken down, He Peng also had to firmly lock the struggling ox legs, and there was more than a thousand catties of strength on his arms at any time, this is He Peng, and he might not be able to last long if he changed He Dazhu.

Su Jing made a big red face, He Peng's mind was even more complicated, he really regretted that he agreed to explore prehistoric civilization with Jiang Yun, how can he live here with these crazy women in the future!

The women were ashamed to coax, "Oh, the bride now knows how to protect the waist of the groom's official, hehe"

said softly: "I'm fine, you have to be careful, don't flash your waist!"

Su Jing sat on the top floor, frightened, scared and ashamed, but she didn't scream even though her little face turned pale, she was afraid of interfering with He Peng.

Su Jing rode the bull, the ox rode He Peng, the old cow was still not at ease, and kicked his legs in horror, but He Peng had a strange force, and his two arms stuck the old cow to death, no matter how he kicked and screamed, he couldn't move a bit.

shouted: "Daughter-in-law, sit tight!" said that he carried the old cow and Su Jing on his shoulders with a shout.

He Peng's resentment rose, and he didn't believe it today.

Everyone gossiped and laughed.

Someone immediately retorted: "How can I go back, it's not a divorce!"

The cold eldest sister seemed to have a lot of opinions about He Peng, and came up with an idea: "Hey, if this road doesn't work, go back." ”

He Peng looked at everyone for help.

This is the third floor, and there are steps downstairs! He Peng said in his heart, why is he so unlucky, no matter what he said to the old cow, he refused to leave.

Soon arrived at the intersection, and the old cow stopped and didn't go!

The crowd didn't make it difficult for him, and followed with a smile. Along the road, I can't stop saying some auspicious words, what a hundred years of good together, early birth of a noble son or something, I can hear He Peng's joy.

"Hey, okay!" He Peng agreed, leading the cow to walk in the opposite direction of the road, thinking, you can always go back if you go around, even if this place is big, it won't be impossible to go back, if you have a cow, you can't get tired of our daughter-in-law.

Jiang Yun smiled: "No, I'm reminding you that you may not go back, let's go back the other way." ”

He Peng said flatteringly: "Brother, just spare me, do you want to give a red envelope when you go out?"

"Wait!" Jiang Yun stopped in front of him.

After eating and drinking simply, He Peng could finally take the bride away, and hugged Su Jing on the back of the black and white cow, He Peng was proud of the cow's hooves, and led the cow to take Su Jing back, and hurriedly went back to hide, as for whether there was a banquet or something in the back, it didn't matter, and the most important cave house was done first.

Old man Su didn't have a hard time with He Peng, not only was it not difficult, He Peng kowtowed to tea and got a big red envelope, the old man made a generous shot, it was really a big red envelope, a big red travel package full of money hung on He Peng's neck.

He Peng felt that with Su Jing's concern, what was it to suffer a little crime, it was worth it! Anyway, it would be once in a lifetime, ah no, there was another time, next time he and Wang Xinyi must travel to get married.

Su Jing took a red scarf and looked at He Peng distressedly.

Sweating profusely, it was like running ten marathons to finally see the bride.

He Peng tore his voice for a while, and only then did he barely satisfy their perverted hearts, Gao Leng's eldest sister passed this level, but the next door opening money, a large group of red envelopes from the mother's family in the house did not land, so according to the precedent, everyone asked He Peng to learn the sound of an animal making spring, He Peng learned all the animals he knew, fortunately, he was erudite, and even the sound of the bat making spring was learned.

He Peng had no choice but to learn the cat's call, and after learning it, everyone said that it was not like it, saying that Xuetian learned the kitten call, and did not learn the heart-rending feeling of the old cat.

The eldest sister said: "Okay, I am also an adult, so let's do it, he learns from the old cat to make a few voices and I will let you go." ”

The women cheered together.

"This is a big event for people to get married today, and the groom doesn't have money to prepare, so let's not embarrass him too much, so you can say another request, let him do it, instead of giving red envelopes."

Jiang Yun finally came out to play a round.

"I'm ashamed of you, and you still say!"

Su Jing buried her head between the two pillows, and made a muffled sound.