Chapter 92: The Buddha's Private Dishes
Zheng Yu finally got the Taishang Laojun side, if he angered the Taishang Laojun, then he would be miserable, if he didn't exchange merit for himself, or add a tax or something, it would be over, wouldn't he bury himself with his own hands.
Returned to the market, at this time it was already time to get off work, and the shops in the market were also closed, because it was about to be the time of the madness, the Jade Emperor's Da Mitian Bar was closed during the day, and everyone would continue to be high at night, but I don't know what the activities will be tonight.
Zheng Yu is looking forward to it, how many pairs is the Jade Emperor going to break up tonight?
It was just dark, and there were already people heading towards the Da Mi Tian Bar, and a lot of people gathered at the door, some people were waiting for their companions at the door, and some people were in a handsome pose at the door, as if to attract the attention of others, at this moment, with the roar of the engine, several supercars stopped in front of the door.
Everyone followed the prestige, and the fairies were envious, because they wanted such a supercar, not only to attract the attention of the fairies, but also to attract the attention of the fairies, which was also a symbol of status, and the fairies showed eyes, wanting to see who this person was, and whether they could also sit in it.
Seeing these five cars, everyone had already guessed that most of them must have just been rated as the Tianzun combination of the five sons of Heavenly Court.
I saw that the door of the Ferrari opened upwards, and a slender white leg stepped out directly from the main driver, Zheng Yu looked at it, and his eyes were immediately attracted by the slender white legs, and from the main driver stepped down a little fairy in a black miniskirt with long hair fluttering, and the fairy was still carrying a white Chanel bag in her hand, and she smiled charmingly with heavy makeup.
This smile can be described as a smile, many fairies were captured by this person in an instant, Zheng Yu also looked at the beauty with good eyes, but those fairies looked at this person with hatred, and they were all angry in their hearts, why not the main driver.
The miniskirt beauty walked to the co-pilot and opened the car door, only to see Yuan Shi Tianzun walking down from the co-pilot, today Yuan Shi Tianzun was wearing an Armani white suit, wearing a white suit hat, stepping on white crocodile shiny leather shoes, with a big gold watch on his right wrist, in order to highlight his big gold watch, Yuan Shi Tianzun also deliberately rolled the sleeve of his right hand up.
Zheng Yu's whole person was stupid, was it not his own way of opening, Yuan Shi Tianzun was obviously the head of the Three Qings, an immortal admired by tens of thousands of people, how could this suddenly swell, and he also found a Xiaomi.
Then I saw that the beautiful woman took out a 'cigar' and handed it to Yuan Shi Tianzun, saying that it was a cigar, which was obviously a big smoke cannon rolled out by Tianzun himself with soil tobacco leaves.
Not far away, the same drama was also staged next to several supercars, these old immortals, one by one, gave up their old and serious ideas, and all wrapped up Xiaomi, Tianzun beckoned to a few people, and walked towards the door of the 'bar'.
Zheng Yu suddenly felt that his whole person was not good, and the changes of these old people were too great, was all because of himself, if he hadn't opened up the connection between the heavenly realm and the human world, these respected immortals would probably not have swelled to this extent.
Zheng Yu sighed and walked towards the gate in front of him.
There was another roar of the engine, only to see a white Audi sports car parked at the door behind him, everyone followed the reputation, only to see that the car did not turn off, but opened the convertible, only to see Zhang Daoling looking around excitedly, the music of the car was put to the maximum, and the accelerator under his feet stepped out of the rhythmic roar.
Many fairies and fairies were attracted by the sound, and a few little fairies came over happily and chatted happily with Zhang Daoling.
Zheng Yu looked at it, and said with a smile: "It's really a narrow road, this untrustworthy guy, look where you go." ”
Saying that, Zheng Yu walked directly towards Zhang Daoling, Zhang Daoling was laughing at this time, but when he saw Zheng Yu coming, Zhang Daoling was suddenly stunned, and then he drove the car and went directly to the sky.
This operation made the fairies who accosted each one of them look confused.
Zheng Yu shouted angrily at the sky: "Tell your surname Zhang, you can run the monk and can't run the temple, we will meet in the mountains and rivers, wait for me to find you." ”
"This benefactor, I don't know where the monk and the temple provoked you?"
Hearing this, Zheng Yu turned around and saw a man looking at him with a smile, and Zheng Yu suddenly found that this person was so familiar.
Groove~
This is the Buddha, but today he changed his outfit, a suit and tie, almost didn't recognize it, Zheng Yu didn't expect them to be so fateful, today they met again, the person next to him also looked familiar, Zheng Yu looked at it again, this person is not Guanyin Master and who is it, but today's Guanyin Master has also changed his dress, a strong woman in the workplace, the temperament is extraordinary, on whose temperament in the world is comparable to heaven and earth, it is simply Guanyin Master.
"Oh, isn't this the Buddha and the monk, we're really fate, hahaha. ”
Zheng Yu wanted to greet warmly, but he didn't know whether he should shake hands or fold his hands, he was a little overwhelmed for a while, the Buddha smiled and shook hands with Zheng Yu, breaking the embarrassing situation, and the Guanyin master on the side smiled slightly.
The Buddha smiled: "Xiao Zheng was angry with someone just now." ”
"Oh, it's Zhang Tianshi from the Heavenly Master's Mansion, it's not that you owe me something and didn't give it, you ran away when you saw me. ”
Guanyin said: "The most taboo thing for a cultivator is not to repay his debts, this is for you, you can go to him for it, he will not dare not pay it." ”
Saying that, Guanyin gave Zheng Yu a bamboo leaf, is this the bamboo leaf in the Guanyin Dashi mutton fat jade bottle, this is a big treasure, Zheng Yu took the bamboo leaf with both hands as a treasure.
"Wow, Tuas, you gave me this, I'm really flattered. ”
The Buddha said: "Hey~hahaha~Xiao Zheng, this thing is not for you." ”
Zheng Yu knew that there was no lunch for nothing in the world, and it seemed that he was going to come up with something again, but he didn't know if these two were interested in cars or something.
Zheng Yu hurriedly smiled and said: "What you said is Buddha, if you have anything to do with me, just come to me, don't be so troublesome." ”
"Hahaha" Rulai Buddha said with a smile: "I just said, Xiao Zheng is a very good child, down-to-earth, hardworking, and very energetic, he is a good talent." ”
Hey, Zheng Yu heard why he was so familiar with this, he seemed to remember that when he went to work, once the manager had something difficult to do, he would say such a sentence to compliment himself, and it was over, it seemed that this matter was not small.
"Buddha, you praise falsely, hahaha, I am a little person, Buddha, you have something to say. ”
"Well, okay, let's talk in the private room. ”
"Okay. ”
With that, the three of them entered the box of the 'bar'.
Let's talk about Zhang Daoling, this guy has been wandering around, and after he passed by the door several times and found that there was no shadow of Zheng Yu, he stopped the car with peace of mind.
Several little fairies took the initiative to come over, and surrounded by them, Zhang Daoling walked into the 'bar' with a bold look.
At this time, there are already a lot of people in the bar, these people have been here for the first day, they can enter and exit at any time with the ticket stub, but those who do not have tickets have to buy new tickets to enter, and the number of people today is much higher than yesterday.
Several fairies were sitting together and chatting about the beautiful fairy nearby, how to tease them for a while.
"Yo, Tiangongzi, I heard that you broke up yesterday?"
It just so happened that there was a person coming in front of him, and that person was the fairy man who won the championship yesterday, and sure enough, the two broke up after leaving yesterday, what kind of true love, it is worthless in the face of temptation.
Tiangongzi said: "Break up haha, it doesn't exist, brother, I've never been in love, last time it was just playing, my goal is ninety-nine." ”
"Why is it ninety-nine? ”
"There are no more than a hundred good men. ”
"Oh~~ Makes sense, hahahaha. ”
Zheng Yu was in the box, and the Buddha was talking to Zheng Yu about cooperation.
Zheng Yu said: "Buddha, what you said is right, there are several very good vegetarian shops in the human world, people are used to eating big fish and meat, and they always have to change their taste, even a simple dish of shallots mixed with tofu can be sold at a sky-high price, not to mention that it is in the heavenly realm, I suggest you do a private house." ”
"Private room?" The Buddha looked at the Guanyin monk on the side in confusion, and then asked, "What is a private room?"
"Private, that's..."Zheng Yu was also a little confused, he didn't know what a private room was: "You can understand it this way, that is, this dish is made by yourself, but no one in the world can make it except you, and you can also apply for a patent, you invented this dish, no one can make it except you." ”
"What is a patent?" the more the Buddha listened, the more he understood.
Zheng Yu said: "That is to say, only you can make this dish, if anyone does it, it is a violation of your rights and interests, you sue him and let him stop making and selling this dish, if he dares to do it, he will sue the Jade Emperor and copy his home." ”
"Oh, hahaha, that's okay, my dishes, no one dares to do it, I understand when I hear you say this, I really have a lot of good dishes, in addition to lecturing in the past 10,000 years, I also often study vegetarian dishes, I just brought a few dishes today, you taste them, give them a review. ”
Saying that, the Buddha really took out a food box, and there were really two dishes in the upper and lower layers of the food box.
Seeing this, Zheng Yu smiled awkwardly: "Buddha, when you go out, you still bring your own dry food." ”
The Buddha laughed: "Come on, taste, this first course, rock sugar tofu." ”
~~ Can tofu still rock sugar?