Chapter Ninety-Three: The Jade Emperor's New Tricks

Looking at the food in front of him, Zheng Yu was a little stunned, only to see that the small piece of white tofu the size of a rock sugar cube was wrapped in a layer of rock sugar shell as thin as a cicada's wings, each of which was so round and translucent, it looked like that handicraft, it was really unbearable to bite it.

The Buddha smiled and said, "Come, don't just look at it, taste it quickly, and then tell me where I need to improve." ”

Looking at the 'handicraft' in front of him, Zheng Yu didn't know where to start.

Zheng Yu smiled, reached out and took a sugar-coated tofu block, put it in his mouth, the glutinous rice balls melted in his mouth, and the aroma of the tofu immediately filled the entire mouth, and the sweetness of the tofu that followed made people feel refreshed, as if all the unhappiness had disappeared, and only the pure heart and few desires were replaced.

Creak~

Zheng Yu seems to have bitten something in the tofu, the stone? No, it's a bean, there is a bean in it, the bean exploded in Zheng Yu's mouth, and then there was a feeling that people's spirit was sublimated, as if he remembered a Sanskrit sound in his ears, he was the lotus flower in front of the Buddha, which was quietly blooming, but why couldn't this Sanskrit sound stop for a long time, was his mind sublimated or... Hey?

Zheng Yu opened his eyes suddenly, only to see the Buddha reciting Buddhist scriptures on the side.

Zheng Yu smiled awkwardly and said: "Buddha, don't read it, this tofu is simply too fragrant, and the scriptures you recited make me feel the true meaning of the Buddha." ”

The Buddha's eyes lit up and said, "What, are you willing to enter my Buddha's door?"

Zheng Yu hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I'm just talking about it casually." ”

"It's okay, don't be nervous, I don't plan to take you. ”

“Emmm... By the way, Buddha, your dish is a classic of vegetarian cuisine, I don't know how you make it. ”

"Hahaha, Xiao Zheng, this production method is my unique craft. ”

Hearing this, Zheng Yu laughed, he forgot about this matter, how can other people's unique secret recipes tell you.

"Buddha, your dish is absolutely perfect, if your restaurant opens, not to mention that it is bursting, no matter how you say it, it will have to be reserved until a hundred years later. ”

"What is an appointment?"

"Oh, that's right, because the private food is very special, not to mention the labor, materials and time, and the production process is also very cumbersome, so if you want to eat pure private food, you have to book it with you in advance, and then come to eat after booking the time. ”

The Buddha looked at the Guanyin Master next to him in confusion, and then asked, "Why do you have to make an appointment for a meal, isn't it very troublesome?"

Zheng Yu said with a smile: "My Lord Buddha, do you think that eating is just eating? Naturally, there is service, one-to-one service, one-to-one explanation, this is the true meaning of private cuisine, eating is not only food but also food brings people happiness." ”

Zheng Yu's words made the Buddha Mao Sai suddenly: "I see, there are so many things to pay attention to eating, good, Xiao Zheng, you are the master, I want to make an appointment for a meal, hahaha." ”

"Buddha, you have complimented you. ”

Guanyin, who didn't speak on the side, said: "Since this is the case, then we will leave this matter to you." ”

Zheng Yu hurriedly got up and swore an oath: "Leave it to me, you two, I will definitely make your vegetarian food prosperous." ”

At this moment, the Jade Emperor's deep voice sounded outside the box again.

"Guys, it's our game time again tonight. ”

Hearing this, there were bursts of cheers from the audience, many couples were trembling, and a few couples were ready to try, only to see that the fairies were helplessly bowing their heads, and those fairies were all excited, all ready to test whether their Taoist companions were true love for themselves.

The Jade Emperor said again: "Tonight's game is slightly different, we will randomly select twenty men and women in the audience to compete in speed dating, and we will wait and see which pair can become the final winner." ”

Random?Speed dating?If you choose a couple, wouldn't it kill people?

Zheng Yu was looking at the audience, and countless spotlights of different colors above began to be randomly selected, and many men and women all raised their heads with excited expressions, waiting to be selected.

唰~唰~唰~~

The lights fell, and the twenty men and women were finally selected, Zheng Yu found that most of the twenty men and women were couples with their other half, it seems that this time the Jade Emperor still did it on purpose, I don't know what game he prepared next to break up the twenty pairs of men and women.

The twenty people who were selected were all excited, everyone was very excited and kept waving, and those who were not selected were envious and jealous.

The Jade Emperor smiled sinisterly: "Everyone, then these twenty are today's lucky people, according to the two people of the same color, they will be automatically paired, and they will be invited to come forward." ”

Under the gaze of their respective partners, the twenty selected people all stepped forward to the dance floor, while the others retreated very sensibly.

The Jade Emperor flew down from the DJ booth and looked at the selected people with the microphone in hand.

"Do you all have your significant other?"

The Jade Emperor asked.

A few people nodded.

The Jade Emperor smiled: "Then they won't mind." ”

Everyone said in unison: "No." ”

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor shouted: "Okay, then let's start tonight's mysterious and exciting game, the name of the game is called, are you tempted?"

"Wow~oh~~".

The audience was boiling again.

"Everyone's quiet, let me introduce the rules of the game, there is a heart bracelet, every boy puts the heart bracelet on his wrist, it will show your heart rate. ”

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor distributed the ten bracelets to the ten boys.

Zheng Yu looked at it fixedly, wondering in his heart, how could the Jade Emperor have that, now Zheng Yu has completely believed that the Jade Emperor is all premeditated, it seems that he is tired of the irritable and boring life of the Heavenly Court, this time the Nether is to collect all kinds of things, whether these things are clothes or what kind of bracelet, they should have been prepared by him in advance.

Zheng Yu sighed helplessly, ready to watch the Jade Emperor's next performance.

Immediately afterwards, the Jade Emperor shouted again: "Then what are the girls going to do next, the girls are responsible for increasing the boys' heartbeat values, limited to ten minutes, no matter what method is used, whoever has the highest value will be the winner today." ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience exploded again, and the selected boys all looked at the others with a surprised and happy face, while the girls were shy, and they all showed shyness.

However, the other half of the chosen ones were all unhappy, and some even stepped forward to stop his girlfriend from participating in the competition, but they were ruthlessly blasted away by the little fairy.

This scene caused a burst of sighs from everyone.

Next, the game officially began in the passionate music, in order to win, those shy, shy fairies are also open to the heart, only to see that the originally shy little fairy untied the rope tied to their heads, accompanied by the sound of music, a little fairy is like the wild horse, opened a bewitching and charming dance, but among the ten fairies, there is a fairy in a black leather coat, leather pants standing in front of a man, motionless, and the man is the son of heaven.

"I said sister, let's get started. Tiangongzi smiled at the fairy.

The little fairy snorted coldly: "Just let this fairy seduce you like you, and this fairy abstains." ”

After speaking, the little fairy walked directly to the stage.

Tiangongzi was stunned and rushed over directly, grabbed the little fairy's arm and pulled her back, I don't know if it was intentional, the two kissed together.

Seeing this scene, everyone cheered loudly, making this game also enter the **.

And the real boyfriend of the little fairy can't stand it anymore, and any normal man can't stand this scene.

", you grandson, if you dare to touch my horse, I will kill you. ”

A man rushed out of the crowd, and he raised his hand to make a move on Tiangongzi, the Jade Emperor snorted coldly, and the man suddenly disappeared.

However, everyone didn't care about these inconsequential episodes, they were more concerned about the two who were kissing, whether they would get the final victory.

The fairy directly pushed away Tiangongzi.

I saw Tiangongzi wipe his lips with the thumb of his right hand and said provocatively: "How is it, now, do you feel it?"

The fairy's chest rose and fell and looked at Tiangongzi and said, "No one in this world dares to take the initiative to me..."

As she spoke, the fairy directly grabbed the head of Tiangongzi, and the two hugged each other affectionately again.

Immediately after, the crowd cheered again.

The other fairies exerted all the power of their bodies to seduce each other and make their hearts beat faster, and one of the little fairies took off her shirt desperately, revealing her sexy bikini, and sat on the man's lap and rubbed it.

This time, the other party was not calm, and the heartbeat value rose gradually.

But this scene made the two of them unhappy, only to see a man and a woman rushing out.

"Stop me. ”

Both shouted at the same time, but the other party was too focused and the loud music was too loud for them to hear.

And the two did see each other, and the moment they saw each other, the two looked at each other, and the deer in their hearts jumped, and then the two walked shyly into the distance.

Ten minutes passed quickly, and the game was over, but the two Tiangongzi were still unwilling to let go of each other, and in the end, the two were directly sent out of the venue by the Jade Emperor.

The game was very exciting, everyone saw the wild side of the shy and shy little fairies, and finally the game was won directly by the sexy bikini fairy with a high score of 170.

Looking at the million-dollar prize in her hand, the little fairy couldn't hold back the tears in her eyes, but when she saw her boyfriend hugging others, the little fairy ran outside with a scream as if she had been struck by lightning.

"Love is all lies~~"