Chapter 317, Where there is a father, there must be a son
Facing Xiaobu's three-step fist, Jiao Mengyu stretched his long legs directly towards him, and then said to him with a smile: "It's useless to know martial arts, you're too small, Auntie can kick you away with one kick. ”
"You, you, you... "Your feet are good, my mom's feet are longer, if you dare to kick me, my mom will hit you, my mom is strong, my dad can't beat him, hum, and then he looks at his short legs. He knew that he couldn't beat her, so he immediately carried Tang Yanmei out.
Hearing little Bhutto lift his parents' Jiao Mengyu, straighten his long legs and kick him away, and then continue to hit him with a smile; "You see I'm kicking so high, your mother is here, I guess I can't save you, hehe... ”
"A child is called mother when he fights, I am a big child, I don't need to call my mother when I fight, how many brothers do I have, if you don't give me back the little white dog, we will attack. Seeing Jiao Mengyu kicking so high, worried that Tang Yanmei would not be able to beat her, she immediately changed the topic and began to scream to besiege Jiao Mengyu. But hearing Xiaobu's words, Tang Ranran also followed the fierce bar and stood up and shouted: "Yes, return our Lin Bai to us, otherwise we will attack."
"You, you, you... In other words, Zhang Yaowei, you don't sit idly by. Hurry up. Didn't you see that I was about to be surrounded and defeated, or am I your friend?" smiled and pulled Zhang Yaowei in, looking at the scene, Jiao Mengyu pointed at Zhang Yaowei and said ruthlessly to Xiaobu: "This is our representative out of the war, you" try to attack him first, if you win, I will consider whether to fight with you! ”
"No, this is your battlefield, why did you drag me here? Handle it yourself. I won't carry the black pot for you" Zhang Yaowei, who was rescued by Jiao Mengyu, was speechless after hearing Jiao Mengyu's words.
Xiaobu and the others ignored Zhang Yaowei's words, and directly pointed at him and asked her: "Big Fat Aunt, as long as we defeat this uncle, will you return Lin Bai to us?" You beat him first, and then say, if you can't even win him, you don't have the right to fight with me, because I'm a big shot, I have to fight to the end" After pushing Zhang Yaowei out, Jiao Mengyu immediately laughed and ran to be an audience. When he heard Jiao Mengyu's words, he remembered that every time he was beaten, it was Tang Yanmei's order. Then he started beating his little clothes. Immediately, he shouted with his children, brothers, rush, use ladder tactics to bring down the enemy, our village is invincible! ”
"Duck, hit the enemy, use ladder tactics, our Tang Village is invincible!" More than 20 children rushed to Tang Yaowei after shouting, and those who thought that children would not dare to do anything were shocked by the children's behavior at this time. The children's attacks are rhythmic. First, six children rushed forward and hugged Eric's feet. Then, Xiaobu and Tang Ranran ran and ran, ran up, stepped on the children, and threw themselves into Tang Yaowei's arms. They used their bodies to knock Eric to the ground. Then there was the division of labor, the hugging of both feet, the hugging of both hands, the pulling of ears, the digging of nostrils, and even pointing at Zhang Yaowei's eyes with his little fingers, threatening him not to open his eyes, so Zhang Yaowei was directly controlled by the little guys.
"Woo, hahaha, Zhang Yaowei, can you bear with it a little more?" You're going to kill us, aren't you, a bunch of kids who put us down so easily?" "Look at how easy it is for Zhang Yaowei to be let go by the children, and the quiet children in the crowd just hold her son and giggle.
Not only did Xiangzi laugh, but at this time, even the three of them were also giggling in the crowd: "Teacher Zhang, you don't want to be famous with such a person, you fight with children, and you lose, you are very strong!" Yes, Teacher Zhang, you are so capable, you were defeated by a group of children. If I take a few pictures of you now, do you think you'll burn up in an instant? ”
Lin Keman also joined, bringing the fun of Zhang Yaowei as a soldier. After Linkman, he once worked as a judge with Zhang Yaowei, and he also smiled: "Yes, Zhang Yaowei, you have become more and more capable recently. Even you dare to pick 20. Even if the other person is a child, you still have a lot of courage! ”
"I said, you can't be sarcastic, come and save me. Hey, hey, don't buckle your nose, don't bite me, ah, I'm not in conflict with you, can you attack others?" At this time, Zhang Yaowei felt that his face had lived for more than 40 years, and he had lost everything today, and at this time he wanted to dig a hole and bury himself, and there was no face to come out again. Seeing that Zhang Yaowei had been laughing at the punishment he had received, Jiao Mengyu went directly into the house and took out two large bags of delicious and interesting candy, and then one person and three people directly disintegrated the little ragdoll army.
Immediately rescued Zhang Yaowei, stood up immediately, still picked up in front of a stupid little cloth, and a sneer came from the road: "Little guy, it's incredible, leading a rhythmic cloth-covered attack, of course, but now, you continue, you continue, you continue, you dig my nose, you threaten me with your fingers, continue, continue!" Sister Jiang, Sister Jiang, Sisi, Jiajia, Xiaolong, how are you?
How did you do that? Come and save me, I've been captured by the enemy, won't you come to save me? When he saw that he had become a prisoner, he immediately shouted to his children. After seeing Xiaobu yelling, Tang Ran wanted to lead someone to attack Zhang Yaowei, so he took out a cute doll directly from his hand and handed it to Tang Ran and said: "Gingerbread man, you forgot your aunt, didn't you?" ?
The last time you played with your uncle Lee Boo, this is a gift from your aunt" Listening to Jiao Mengyu's words, Tang Ran stared at her for a long time, and shouted in surprise: "Wow, you are Aunt Jiao Mengyu, but how did Auntie grow so much meat, just like my pregnant mother, who grew a big and fat piece of paper.
"Auntie, now it's like your mother is pregnant, you see Auntie is pregnant now, you still brought so many people to beat Auntie, Auntie is sad, Auntie is sad and wants to tell you Uncle Tang, and then maybe your Uncle Tang will beat your little ass... Seeing Tang Ranran recognize himself. Jiao Mengyu immediately pretended to be in pain and complained to her, Tang Ran was not afraid that Jiao Mengyu would complain, she was afraid that Jiao Mengyu would really tell Tang No, because then she and Xiaobu would be beaten and their butts would be beaten.
That's what I mean. Friends don't die. So Tang Ran was very reluctant to throw Xiaobu away, "Auntie, we actually came to see you, we don't know Xiaobu, we don't know him very well, we have something to do, so we pretend that we didn't come... ”
"Auntie, we don't know Xiaobu either, we just came to ask you for candy, we need candy now, so we have to go back, otherwise mom will go to find it, goodbye Auntie... Tang ran away, and a dozen doll armies immediately ran away, leaving only Xiaobu grabbed by Zhang Yaowei. Sister Jinjin, you can't leave me. How can you leave your lovely brother? Sister Jiang, don't go! ”
"Girl sister, girl sister, my cutest girl sister, my brother loves you so much, you can't leave my brother alone!" "Think about it, you can't leave me, you said you want to grow up with me, and then grow up to be my wife, think! ”!
Jiajia, you can't leave me, do you really want to leave me like this, you come back to save me, you save me, I'm embarrassed, I'll follow you in the future, I shouted four times in a row and didn't respond, Xiaobu sighed, and then sat in Zhang Yaowei's arms, looking at him with a serious face; "Uncle, you see, women are big pig's trotters, they don't encounter things, they all say good to you, and when they encounter things, they are faster than running. Uncle, I didn't mean to attack you, but this big fat aunt instigated us to attack you, and you didn't want to arrest me, did you? You were also instigated by this big fat woman to arrest me, right? Uncle, why don't you do this, let's turn hatred into friendship and become good friends, you let me go now, I'll wait for you outside, you come to Tang's village later, how about I entertain you? ”
"This is really that guy's seed, this little mouth can almost say that the dead are still alive" I heard Xiaobu say to Zhang Yaowei, Jiao Mengyu muttered a few words in his heart, and then directly reached out and took Xiaobu away from Zhang Yaowei's arms, and then smiled and said to him: "Have you accepted your fate?" Your doll army has been disbanded by me, so are you going to be spanked by me now, or are you going to praise me and then let you go when I'm in a good mood? ”
Xiao Xiaobu has seen Tang Yanmei a lot recently, so he just looked at Jiao Mengyu face to face, looked deeply into her eyes and said, "Beauty, are you an angel?" Why are you so beautiful? Your eyes are so big, so beautiful, ah, seeing your eyes, I feel like I'm in love, and my little heart is beating faster for you. Do you see my eyes? Do you see me, I only have you in my eyes.