Holding Xiaobu in his arms, he escaped from Jiao Mengyu. Libu put him down, walked on his own, and said to him in a bad tone, "Son, are you a fool?" ”？

Why are you with such a tigress? Can't you see that she's pregnant, just like your mother, you're going to annoy her now, and if she's angry and won't leave, and lives with us, will you give her half of your stuff? ”

"I don't want to make her angry, she took my Lin Bai and refused to give it back to me, I just went over and asked her to return it to him, but she refused to give it back to me, she wanted to arrest me and feed me, what could I do?" ！

Then I lost my temper, so I sent someone to stop her, who knew that Sister Gingerbread was disloyal, so she would take a few pieces of candy from others to abandon me, if I knew what Aunt Big Fat Paper had done, I would have given Lin Bai to her, Xiao Xiaobu followed Tang Bu and staggered home, while complaining that Tang Ran ran, they were disloyal, he directly pinched his cheek, and then said angrily: " If your sister gingerbread man didn't tell him that your aunt had caught you, he would have come to save you, and if you were caught, what would you do, maybe you would have been taken back to be a son. ”。

"I don't want her to take back her identity as a son, I want to be your son, I just want to have a father like you.

Hearing Libu's words, Xiaobu immediately hugged his thigh and said to him happily. When he reached out and picked up Xiaobu with a smile, he asked, smiling and taking him home, "Bri, in case your mom marries someone else, do you want to live with your mom and them, or with your dad?" ”

"No," said my mother, "she'll never get married, it's bad enough to meet a bastard like you, but meeting another guy like you would kill her, so she'll be fine, she told me herself."

So, Dad, you're going to make a lot of money from now on. You see, you have six children, two wives, five old people, twelve mouths to eat, Xiaobu directly in his arms, began to teach him like an adult. Tang Bu glanced at his nobody's son, took him directly to the broadcasting building of the village committee, and shouted loudly Good afternoon, everyone. First, put down your bowl, first, first, put your ears up.

First of all, at the first pause, at the first pause, at the first pause on TV, I'm Libo, first of all, I have something to announce, tomorrow is the full moon of the New Year This is Eve and my four little ones, there are a lot of guests in Tangjia Village today, so I decided to have a reunion dinner with everyone tonight, so tonight, everyone don't cook at home, everyone comes back to help prepare dinner, and then tonight we eat together, all the villagers and guests in Tangjia Village, please abide by the rules of Tangjia Village, Don don't take pictures, don't spread rumors, and don't make public what you saw above, we are a family in Tangjia Village。 To betray the family is to betray the family, which is the ancestral motto of our village, to be kicked out of the house. So I want you to keep the motto of your ancestors.

After dinner tonight, we will also show a large-scale oil painting movie, and our Tangjia Village Village Committee will also provide free snacks such as melon seeds, peanuts, popcorn, dried fruits, and tea. Okay, that's all I have to say. Everyone eats, sleeps, plays, watches TV... Goodbye! Tangjia Village immediately became very active after the broadcast of the Tang Department.

The cooks of the whole village went to the orchards of Tangbu to catch chickens, ducks and fish in the pond. The old people sighed like this: "Ah, there is Xiaobu, the lucky star here, our Tang Village dragged his blessings, this year has had a bumper year, hahaha, the ancestors are in Tianling!" ！

When people reach middle age, it is such a joke: "Ah, I am a little embarrassed to eat Xiaobu and the people in the village on this day, but this Xiaobu is really good, and he is worthy of the next generation of parent candidates in our village."

"Young man, is such a way of laughing: "And Tang Buge is really good, now we not only house, work, don't have to worry about having nothing to do, even a lot of celebrities, now others hear that we are Tang Village, we think we are great...

When the villagers of Tangjia Village were laughing happily, Jiao Mengyu packed up his line, led his little white dog and followed his assistant out of the door, and suddenly asked a young man from Tangjia Village for an autograph. "Hey, brother, can you tell me what the ancestral precepts of Tangjia Village are?

"There are five ancestral teachings in our Tangjia Village. First of all, we must unite and go outside to fight, and no bloodshed will be allowed, and those who violate the law will not be allowed to enter the Tangjia Village genealogy after death. Second, it is not allowed to be robbers, thieves, flower thieves, and traitors, such as Xiao Xiao and lawbreakers who break out of Tangjia Village with their feet and never set foot in Tangjia Village. The third way to get rid of poverty is to get rid of wealth and honor, that is, if you get rich first, you have to help those who are poorer than you.

Fourth, I forgot what the five precepts are, these ancestral precepts are actually outdated for a long time, no one obeyed him a long time ago, but now Tang Village is my Tang Boge in charge, so he said to obey the ancestral precepts, we must obey the ancestral precepts. After all, he is the next generation of parents in our village, we are all under his jurisdiction, and he is very good to us, so we are willing to listen to him. Of course, he just said that it wouldn't really be good, otherwise his brother Tang Hong would exchange his news for money, and he didn't know how many times he would be expelled from him.

However, in Tangjia Village, we still have to abide by the fact that we can't take pictures, we can't publicize, and we can't rumor what we see inside, after all, this is our future work, and we can't self-destruct. Just like sister, you are pregnant now, you are in our village, no one will take pictures of you, because everyone does not dare. After getting Jiao Mengyu's signature, the young man directly happily explained to her some rules in Tang Village.

Don't worry about talking to teenagers. Immediately after the Tang village broadcast in Tangbu, group work began, with men doing manual work and women being responsible for cooking, grocery shopping, and so on. As a result of this meeting, the chickens and ducks in the Tang Ziyuan suffered again. More than 100 chickens and more than 100 ducks were killed. At the same time, surplus eggs, duck eggs, were taken out for cooking.

If there were only chickens, ducks and fish in these fish ponds, there would not be enough to eat in this village of more than 1,000 mouths. So Tang Wanfu called outside the slaughterhouse and paid them directly, asking them to help deliver, a cow, two donkeys, two pigs, and six sheep. In addition to these, Tang Wanfu also called an acquaintance in a nearby seafood store and directly asked him for 100 catties of sea shrimp, 200 catties of sea bass, 50 catties of sea cucumbers, and 300 catties of scallops. He called his acquaintances and asked for one hundred and fifty tilapia, each weighing more than a pound, to stew the fish, and one hundred and fifty turtles for soup. After several hours of handover, processing, and cooking, the last place where Tangjia Village prepared dinner was again on one hundred and fifty tables, each of which was filled with dishes.

Today's menu is definitely rich. One is white-cut chicken with Guangdong characteristics, one is the old-fashioned famous salted duck, one is fried cake with green onions, one is wine duck eggs, one is urine beef balls, one is green onion pork rolls, one is hot pot donkey meat plate, and one is a secret hodgepodge of mutton. Hakka tofu rolls, Hakka kimchi stewed pork, Hakka stuffed bitter gourd, fried shrimp, steamed sea bass, fried sea cucumber with leeks, steamed scallops with rice noodles, stewed tilapia, and soft-shelled turtle soup.

Twenty dishes filled the entire table and was very well arranged. Plates are stacked on top of each other, leaving room for the next dish and, more importantly, for the next dish, each dish is full of flavor, beauty, and aroma. At the age of 35, everyone sat down, Tang Bo walked to the big canvas used in the movie, picked up the microphone and greeted the crowd: "The Buddha said, every 500 years, I have the opportunity to pass by you, every 1000 years, every 500 years, I have the opportunity to talk to you, every 1000 years, I have the opportunity to be friends with you, and every 2000 years, we have the opportunity to be together."

So today I want to thank all of you and their families, they are willing to take advantage of the opportunity of the year 2000 to be with me today, thank you, thank you for coming to our Tangjia Village, thank you for coming to our village today. Okay, good words save tomorrow, after all, tomorrow is my son's full moon, right? Now according to the rules of our Tang Village, the old man moves his chopsticks first, and asks his grandmother to move his chopsticks and speak! Listening to what Libu said, the old man sitting in the main seat smiled, picked up a fish with chopsticks, put it in his mouth, and ate it, "It's delicious, everyone can eat it." ”

"Okay, let's eat, the two people who put on the movie, watch the movie first, then eat, don't worry, there's a lot of food, it's okay if you want to have dinner tonight" smiled and beckoned, and after the crowd finished eating, lieb told the person in charge of the film to go west.

Hearing the news, the two people in charge of screening the film immediately started the machine that showed the film, shone the light on the large canvas, and the Journey to the West One Hundred and One Moonlight Treasure Box began to play. After the movie started, everyone started eating and watching the movie at the same time, but because they watched it several times, they didn't eat your nose the first time. Ignore the crowds, eat dinner, watch a movie.

Ribu smiled bluntly and brought a drink. He walked over to Skylong and Skylong's table and greeted them with a smile, "Brother Long, you must eat well when you come here, just like when you were at home."

You see, in order to amuse you, I gathered together three Cantonese dishes: Hakka, Teochew and Cantonese, so be sure to eat well, but don't eat dinner, when you go back to rest, say you're hungry, you didn't eat well, oh... "Uncle Tang, the food here is really delicious, bitter and bitter but delicious to eat, as well as kimchi, pork is super delicious, hehe... Seeing Uncle Tang coming, Yunyan and Yunhong immediately stopped to eat their mouths, and laughed and talked on the phone with Uncle Tang. After the two little guys, Yun Tianlong was still eating Hakka stuffed tofu on the other side of the big mouth, and Lipu gave a thumbs up and said: "This is really amazing, delicious, absolutely authentic!

Indeed, the taste of this [thumb] dinner, I have never eaten mutton before, I have eaten two large pieces, these dishes are delicious, better than those so-called hotels, this year's New Year here, it seems to be blessed, hahaha.

Just like the dragon in the clouds, Wang Tianlong and his family also ate very happily at this time, and today they saw Wang Mingyu's bulging belly, and they were even happier, haha Tang Bu went to find Wang Xiaochen and Zhang Xuelong, and they gave this table to the family Minmetals.

Xiao Chen lost a lot of weight, and then remembered to eat more to make up for it, come to my village for a few meals, if you don't grow a few pounds of meat, you won't go back, stay here for the New Year. ”。 Brother Zhang, sister-in-law, Yuhan, delicious, although we are not a famous dish, but the taste is absolutely right, so eat well, don't be hungry at night. Hahaha, you guy is the fifth mine in the family, your kid still hasn't told me what his name is, and now he has a daughter-in-law, and his life is complete, hahahaha... ”

Brother Tang, the food here is so delicious, I know this is the first time you have eaten so good, if I knew, I would come, you look at the super man in this world, more than 10 pounds, and his wife is even more excessive, the fat that grows directly from a small person.

So, Don Gott, I'm going to book a room with you, and when I want to get married, I'll take my daughter-in-law to your house for a vacation, hahaha... I'll gain a few pounds too, hahaha" said to Tang Bu with a smile while eating a greasy mouth of Wang Xiaochen and eating meatballs there with his new girlfriend. Wang Xiaochen's words, Zhang Xuelong laughed with him, "My brother is right, today's food is really good, the color, fragrance, and taste are very good, and I eat a lot, hahaha, delicious." ”

"Brother, do you think I can give you face? Once I hear that your son is about to have a full moon, I will fly you directly from the mining area thousands of miles away, but you can eat authentic food, value, hahahaha... "By the way, my name is Yue Long, and this is my daughter-in-law Ouyang Nali. After Zhang Xuelong, Yue Long, who was at home Minmetals, even replied with a smile that Tang Bu's words came.

"It's delicious, I'm afraid we'll not get used to eating, good eating habits, hahaha, we're all eating well, ah, hahaha... Behind the table that entertained Zhang Xuelong and them with a smile, there was only one table, only one table at a time, but the full moon was going to be eaten at noon tomorrow, so he couldn't drink at any table tonight, so he avoided the fate of getting drunk.