Chapter 213, Killing a Thousand Cuts
"Giggle, grandpa patriotism is to refuse rhubarb, have fun, hahaha!"
"Yes, grandpa's patriotism is rejected by the big dog, have fun, cluck, hee-hee!" !! Hearing the laughter of the two little guys, Tang Aiguo didn't say anything, but smiled at Tang Bu and Wang Shichao, making him look dissatisfied; Why are you laughing? Isn't the orchard work enough for you? Do you want to move bricks tomorrow? ”
"That's enough for me. I'm going in for a cup of tea. "Take your time... "I heard what Tang Aiguo said, and Libu quickly finished eating the food in the bowl, and then banned the mud house. Seeing the shape, Wang Shichao also hurriedly ate the food in the bowl, and quickly picked up the dishes and chopsticks and walked into the house; "The rice is a little dry, I'll go in and have some tea... ”
"Ahem, I'm full, I'll go in and have some tea, drink slowly... Seeing the two of them returning to the house, the little guy immediately imitated Tang Bu's appearance and returned to the house with a small bowl and short legs. Seeing that everyone was leaving, Xiaobu immediately looked at Tang Aiguo as well, and said in a milky voice: "The rice is a little dry, I'll go in and drink some tea... ”
"Your sister, your three-year-old little one drinks tea, obediently drink your boiling water and milk powder. After muttering a few words wordlessly behind Xiaobu's back, Tang Aiguo immediately found that the originally lively door had left him at this time. Maybe I felt that Tang Aiguo was not depressed enough, and the big yellow dog who had just left actually came back...
But when he came back, the big yellow dog, seeing that he was alone at the door, turned away again, and did not seem to continue eating... "I'm gone, people are bullying me, you a dog is bullying me, you don't believe me inviting you to eat New Year's, star anise, ginger, tangerine peel, soy sauce ... "Really angry with the big yellow dog, Tang Aiguo was very angry, he just stood up and barked at the big yellow dog. When he heard Tang Aiguo's roar, the big yellow dog clamped his tail in his buttocks. With a whoosh, he turned and ran away.
Tang Aiguo was so angry that he didn't even want to blame his mother ... He was so angry that he couldn't even eat, so Don threw some chicken bones in the trash and went straight back to his room to drink chicken soup. Tang Aiguo is for the sake of face, so when he went home, no one said that he was rejected by the big yellow dog, and everyone seemed as if this incident had not happened to the same person who drank tea and watched TV. After drinking tea, watch TV. Tang Aiguo took Lin Xiang home. Wang Shichao also took Wang Mingyu back to the dormitory. He took Tang Yanmei and the children out for a walk and a bite to eat.
"Uncle Tang, Uncle Tang, when will my parents come back?"
Playing outside, on the way home, the little guy suddenly asked Tang No, when Tang Zhiyou and Qing Aiyun could come back. "Your parents have returned to your mother's hometown, so it may take them half a month to come back. Why, do you miss them? ”
"No, I just think it's better to stay with Grandpa Wanfu and Grandma Liu Yan, so I hope my parents don't come back so soon, hehehe... "I heard it would take a long time to come back, and the little one jumped up and down with joy.
"When your parents are here, you can live with grandpa if you want, and grandma and grandpa love our gingerbread," he said, touching his head with his empty hand and doting on her face. After listening to the conversation between the little guy and the little cloth, the little cloth immediately came out and asked in a pearly voice: "Uncle rip, Uncle rip, where is my mother?" When will my mom pick me up?
"What's the matter, little darling? Are you not happy here? If you don't want to sleep with grandparents, why don't you come and sleep with Uncle rip?" But Xiaobu's words surprised Tang Bu. Xiaobu shook his head slightly, immediately looked at Xiaobu and said with a smile: "No, I'm just happy to live here. I want to stay here for a long time. I don't want my mom to pick me up so soon." I thought you didn't like being around your grandparents.
Your mother, your mother, will take longer to pick you up than your gingerbread sisters, at least a month, and then Donbu bends down to touch Xiaobu's little head, a doting face said.
"Xiaobu likes his grandparents very much, grandparents are very good to Xiaobu, they give Xiaobu snacks and tell Xiaobu's stories, I like it very much,"
"I also like Grandpa Mampuku and Grandma Liu Yan, they also give me snacks, which are delicious, but they won't let me tell you, hehe... ”。.
Hearing the words of the two little ones, Libu first stroked their little heads, then smiled and said: "Okay, let's go home, let Grandpa Wanpuku and Grandma Liu Yan help you clean up the mess" "Okay, let's go home, clean up, cluck...
After sending the two happy little ones back to Tang Wanfu's house, he took Tang Yanmei back to the Patriots. Then he became a domestic servant, bathed and massaged Tang Yanmei, and then slept with her. Around 6 a.m. the next morning. Tang didn't get up, and vaguely heard that Wang Shichao was calling outside: "Brother Tang, Brother Tang, how can you be like this, I joked with you yesterday, don't play me like this, ah, you hurry up and delete the video, my dad called to scold... ”
Hearing Wang Shichao's words, Tang Bu didn't go out to see him, but directly from his mobile phone, he opened the winter melon video app, and it seemed that his video score came yesterday. Seeing that the video had 900 million views, he gasped, then quickly calculated how much money he could make, and then decided that he would do it anyway, and he would never delete that video. Don't delete the video, then you definitely can't go out early to see Wang Shichao.
So he immediately called his father Tang Wanfu and asked him to take the chickens and ducks to the orchard, then turned around and hugged Tang Yanmei and continued to sleep. Wang Shichao, who saw how he shouted outside, didn't see Tang Bo come out, looked at the nearly 200 million videos clicked on his mobile phone, and regretted his stupid 13 behaviors of recording this video, and now he wants to cry..
Sometimes he's very, very good, but sometimes he's very, bad. How nice it was, I remember an old lady who finally crossed the street to go shopping in the city center, and he was worried that the old lady would be pushed to the city center by the young people. So he was directly carried to his grandmother across the road with good people and good friends, and he was grateful that grandma was holding a stick just to thank them for a few words. Let's talk about Tang Bo's badness, not to mention the past, Wang Shichao's door said. Poor Wang Shichao called Tang Bu coldly at Tang Aiguo's door for two hours, but no one paid attention to him, and finally let him cry and sit directly at the door and fall asleep. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep, but Ribu is a bad boy.
He didn't know where a firecracker came from. Then he asked Tang Yanmei to cover her ears and set fire to Wang's side. Then with a bang, Wang Shichao was so frightened that he yelled for help and rolled a few times, this chaotic reaction was Tang Bu's prank, but just like that, he almost made Tang Bu scared. Wang Shichao would be scared after eating, Tang Fu would look at him and ask with a smile: "What do you want to do early in the morning, the ghost cries wolf, you don't look serious about your work, you are sure of the idler's dream!" !!
"That's not what we did, Brother Tang. You scared me to death. ”
After a few breaths, Wang Shichao stood up from the ground with a pat on his buttocks, and said to Tang Bu with a flattering look: "Tang Gaote, can you delete the video you posted yesterday?" This morning, my dad didn't know where to watch this video and called me after 5 am and said I don't play pranks, if you don't want to play, hurry back to work and don't pollute people's ears because of shame...
"What kind of video, oh, you said that video, that my phone is broken, and when my phone is repaired, you can delete it." Well, don't talk about it. There you are. Let's pack our things and go to the orchard. The video has now been viewed nearly 200 million times, so I didn't want to delete the video, so I directly opened the topic to Wang Shichao and urged him to work in the orchard. Hearing Tang Bu's words, Wang Shichao hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, handed it to Tang Bu and said: "Use my mobile phone, my mobile phone is good, the signal is good, and the network is good"!
"It's just a video, do you need to do this? You wait, I'll get the snacks, I'll get the snacks, and then we get to work" Wang Shichao didn't answer the phone, smiled back, and went home to eat snacks or something. Then he took Tang Yanmei to brush her teeth and wash her face. Then he handed her over to Lin Xiang. Then he took Wang Shichao to the orchard. Later, when he came to the orchard, Tang Bu did not give Wang Shichao a chance to speak, he directly asked him to push wheat and millet to Xiaohu with a cart, and feed Tang Wanfu in the morning to help kill the ducks.
Ribu was not with him. Libu himself pushed a cart loaded with pigeons and chickens, corn and rice, and went up the hill to feed the chickens and pigeons. Truth be told, there's a lot in the orchard. After feeding the chickens and ducks, Tang Bu took Wang Shichao with him. Each of them hoeed a field under the orchard and began to grow sweet potatoes. This sweet potato is not for growing sweet potatoes, this sweet potato is for planting for next year's harvest and then planting, of course, if you want to eat sweet potato seedlings, it is not impossible.
However, since neither Tang nor Wang Shichao were serious farmers, they managed to get a field of sweet potato seedlings as small as a fart, which lasted a whole hour and a half. After finishing the sweet potato seedling field, Tang Bu and Wang Shichao stayed there to bask in the sun. They didn't plant sweet potato seedlings right away. Then they wash their hands and faces, and go home for lunch.
At lunchtime, Tang Bu and Wang Shichao were the same, each holding a big bowl of rice, then a bowl full of white rice, and then a bunch of vegetables, squatting at the door with a big mouth and eating it. probably thinks that Tang Bu and Wang Shichao eat it more fragrant like this.
The little guy and the little cloth immediately picked up their small bowls, ran to the two of them, and ate their appearance like Tang Bu with a big mouth. While Tang Bu and Wang Shichao were eating, the big yellow dog appeared out of nowhere, wagging its tail and begging for a bone. Today, all the bones in the house are fish bones, dogs eat fish bones, and fish bones easily pierce the intestines. So the Tang Department, who didn't dare to give the bones of the big yellow pike, was especially generous today.
He gave the big yellow dog a large piece of $1. Forty-nine pieces of pork per kilogram. Seeing that Tang Rhubarb was giving meat to the dog and didn't like to eat pork Xiaobu, he immediately threw the meat in his bowl to the big yellow dog to eat, laughing and shouting: "Come on, Rhubarb, I'll give you meat to eat, you will play with me in the future, cluck... ”
The big yellow dog knows that humans attach great importance to children, so he never scares children, even if he has children, except for the house next to Tang Wanfu's house, he directly avoids the sidewalks around him. But it's a special treat for the little ones and the little ones. For this little guy, it's a straightforward little root class. As long as the little guy is still in Don's village, he will stay by the little one's side. These days, this little guy lives next to Tang Wanfu, and this little guy hardly goes back to the orchard anymore.
For Bobo, it's peace of mind. When Boo plays with it, it wags its tail and plays with it. It's okay to show him, but it's for a snack. Seeing Xiaobu stewing pork for himself, the big yellow dog immediately began to perform After eating, his body straightened up, as if his lower body was paralyzed, whimpering on one side, and supporting his body forward with his front feet on the other side, which was a scene that made people's eyes ache.
"Damn, this guy is an Oscar."
Hahaha. He's very good at acting, Don Gott. You have to let him star in a movie, or you're going to waste his acting skills! After hearing you say that, I really want to make a movie, but we have to go to Western countries to make movies.
About Chinese New Year's Eve, in May and June, I am going to the United States, Tang Yanmei, came out of the room, pot-bellied, called Tang Bu and Wang Shichao, saw the big yellow dog, grinned, "What dog raised me like this, you... I... Yes? Before Tang Yanmei finished shouting. Seeing his beloved master come out, the big yellow dog immediately ended his performance, got up from the ground, walked up to Tang Yanmei, and wagged his tail vigorously to please her...