Chapter 212, dogs don't want to be seen
Love Jiangshan loves the beautiful song even more, although Tang Bu has not registered the copyright, but because he has been singing in the studio, he doesn't mind giving the lyrics to Wang Shichao. Because he is his boss, Bole, a very good friend, he believes in him and he will never steal his own songs.
In addition, if Wang Shichao really wants this song to love the country and love beauty more, then Tang Shichao will not hesitate to give him this song. It doesn't matter if he gets the full copyright, because the song doesn't have any good income from Wang. Of course, Wang Shichao, a billionaire with a fortune of nearly five billion, has no interest in Tang Bu's songs. All he wants now is to learn the song, and then go to his wife at night and beat him up.
In the lyrics, Wang Shichao began to pollute the ears of "Libu Journey": "Heroes love beauty more than patriotism, heroes would rather be lonely, good people are brave and ambitious, Sihai is famous for his short life, never stop drinking, my beauty is in the east, the Yellow River is in the west, come and have a drink, never stop drinking, never stop worrying," maybe people who don't sing well don't feel that their voices are unpleasant, plus Wang Shichao has been pursuing Brother Gongzi, even if everyone thinks he doesn't sing well, no one will really say it. So on the road, not to mention how bad his situation was, he almost lost his temper several times and was kicked into the battlefield by this guy.
Along the way, he was polluted by Wang Shichao into the village, and Tang Bu finally couldn't help but speak; I know, I know, it's jealousy, it's jealousy, you're jealous of me, amateur singers sing better than professional singers, isn't it, Don Gott, you have to be stronger than professional singers, you have to be stronger than professional singers, after all, the entertainment industry is so big, there are always some singers who are better than you, Wang Shichao is not angry at all, his anger is directly manifested, as if he is jealous of himself. I really didn't want to pollute my ears anymore, Tang Bu directly took out his mobile phone and passed it to Wang Shichao on the road, "Take your mobile phone to record while singing, and then listen." ”
Wang Shichao picked up his mobile phone again and began to record a short video. Wang Shichao also directly handed over the mobile phone to Tang Bu, with a gentle face; "Well, you got your wish, I gave it to you and you can upload it on YouTube. "Hey, I'm grumpy, do you really think I'm afraid to post it online?"
"I uploaded it to YouTube today, I want to upload it to YouTube, I want you to taste what it is like to be an Internet celebrity, damn" Tang Bu directly picked up his mobile phone and saved the video recorded by Wang Shichao, and then directly opened the winter melon video After opening it, he logged in directly to his account, ignored the endless private information and likes and comments, opened his background, and chose to upload the video. Before uploading the video, Tang also edited the title Winter Melon, and the video master sang that he was more patriotic and beautiful, and he really didn't regret seeing it, and when he saw that he wanted to cry editing, he went directly to release it.
It didn't take long for Lee to be released, and a lot of fans were still on his homepage, watching the videos he had previously posted, so the reaction was quick. The eel army used to have a grudge against you, Gorib, I have a grudge against you, do you want to hurt me like this, this song is not so bad anymore, it is killing me, okay, ah, love is more about the dog of beauty, damn it, forgive me for my low culture, I can only use such expletives to describe my mood at the moment. The love I experienced was like flowing water, without hatred, without resentment.
You want to play a video like this to hurt me. You would have loved to listen to music. Why are you playing this video, "Lan Shou", what do you think, my mother asked me if I was crying, I gave my phone to my mother, my mother said who is this bastard, singing is really a killer, Zhu Bajie is looking for a wife, my child, is this really the master of winter melon video?
This song is a bit too much, uh, too much, this song can really kill, ah, Wang Shichao's voice is very bad, so bad that people want to hit him, but this video hurts the ears, and everyone is crazy about it. This video not only got a lot of likes, rewards, reprints, comments, but was also sent to the people who broadcast the news, which really made Wang Shichao angry.
In just one night on Watermelon Video, the video received 6.98 million likes, 250,000 retweets, 6,000 likes, 500,000 comments and 1.9 billion views. This winter melon video went viral on the Internet, and soon someone made a video trailer, hot headlines, there were jokes, and there were quick steps, trailers, these small video platforms became popular, and this video also went viral. The trailer of the video, titled "Winter Melon Video Master Teaches You How to Sing a Good Song into Poison", received 1.2 billion views, 19 million likes, 980,000 comments, and 250,000 reprints.
Today's headline, A Man with a Population of 5 Billion Teaches You How to Make a Viral Short Video Across the Country, has garnered 90 million views, more than 18 million likes, and more than 900,000 comments, all of which have been blocked.
There is a joke in the title of the winter melon video, master, I personally taught you how to sing bad songs and got more than 9 million likes, 100,000 reprints, and there are all kinds of yellow jokes in the comment area, for this Wang Shichao is also known as the title of the soul singer. Back to the topic, I don't know my own distribution, so that Wang Shichao burned all over the country, Tang Bu, after putting away his mobile phone, took Wang Shichao back to Tang Wanfu's house for dinner.
When eating, the two of them still held a big bowl of rice, a big bowl of white rice, and then piled some vegetables on it, and then squatted down at the door in the old posture and began to eat.
Eating that is called fragrant, making the little guy and the little cloth, and can't help but pick up a small bowl, come to his side, and taste his own food. Then there was the big yellow dog, who had followed him down the hill very early, and he was right next to him, and he had been drawing the shape of a chicken leg on the dirt with his paws, as a sign that he would hurry up and give him the chicken leg he had promised. Tang Bu, who had long forgotten about it, saw that his big yellow dog could draw chicken legs, and immediately reached out to pull Wang Shichao, pointed to the chicken legs drawn by the big yellow dog and said: "Look, how good my dog is. Not only can he perform, but he can also draw. Hahaha.
After listening to Tang Bu's words, Wang Shichao gave him a white eye first. Then he pointed to the chicken leg drawn by the big yellow dog on the ground and asked the big yellow dog, "Big rhubarb, when you drew this chicken leg, are you implying that this bastard will fulfill his promise to give you chicken legs to eat?" ”
When Wang Wang heard Wang Shichao's words, the big yellow dog first excited Wang Shichao several times in a row, and then nodded his dog head to Wang Shichao very humanely. Unlike the big yellow dog's nod, Tang Bu listened to Wang Shichao's words, looked at him in confusion and said, "When did I promise to give this bastard a chicken leg to eat?"
"Don't you like that big yellow dog, so you deliberately forgot? When we went back to the orchard to fish, when you asked him to perform, didn't you say that, seeing that Libu forgot his promise to the big yellow dog, Wang Shichao contempt him again, and after contempt, he gave his chicken leg directly to the big yellow dog.
After Wang Shichao finished speaking, the big yellow dog did not eat his chicken legs directly, but looked at Tang Fu, pointed at Wang Shichao with his dog paws, and at the same time pointed hard at his dog head, as if to say: "He is right, you promised to give me chicken legs. ”
Hearing Wang Shichao's words and seeing the movements of the big yellow dog, Tang Bu recalled in detail what he had done before, and then he really remembered what he promised the big yellow dog to come.
But for this promise, Libu did not want to fulfill, he directly pointed to the big yellow dog and said disdainfully: "It's very human, isn't it?" Do you remember the first time I came back, who chased me and bit me, I climbed a tree to hide, and then my pants were torn, and my wife saw the humiliation" The big yellow dog looked at him, and after knowing that his chicken leg was not saved, he went directly down to bite the chicken leg given to him by Wang Shichao, and went to the side to eat it.
Seeing the big yellow dog silently walking away, Wang Shichao immediately disdained Tang; I've heard of a dog holding a grudge. I've never seen a dog hold a grudge against "You can't be too nice to the dog, or he'll think he's your opponent."
When a dog moves an inch, it is willing to do anything, such as stealing from the house, serving at the dining table, holding you on a leash, or biting you, breaking up a family, and so on. Keep a certain distance from your dog and let it know that you are its master and not a slave, otherwise it will get you in trouble sooner or later. Don't believe me, look at you, you gave the rhubarb chicken leg to eat, and it shook its head and thanked you? Look at me again, and I'll tell you, what is the difference between a master and a dog slave?"
After giving Wang Shichao a serious lesson about raising dogs, "Rhubarb, come here." The chicken legs are gone. I will give you a bone to eat The dog was very upset, and when he heard what he said, and saw the bone in his hand, he immediately began to scream with joy. After speaking, he happily wagged his tail towards Tang Bu, looking like a traitor trying to please that Huang He army, not to mention how attentive he was.
"Look, this is the difference between a master and a dog slave, haha" said a few words to Wang Shichao proudly, Tang Bu ate a chicken bone to the big yellow dog, and said to it with a smile: "Tang Zhi took his daughter-in-law out to play, you came down to eat by yourself these days, I was too lazy to bring you to it." After opening his mouth and taking Tang Bu's chicken bones, the big yellow dog showed a very human happy smile. When he was done, he nodded to Tang Bu humanely, saying that he would come down to eat, and he didn't have to bother to take it to the mountain.
Seeing such a different treatment of the big yellow dog, Wang Shichao was immediately dissatisfied; "Feed the wrong feed, I give you chicken legs, you don't give me a tail shake, he gives you chicken bones, you are like this, you treat this difference too coldly"
"You're also scared, I'm more scared than you, I raised this guy, and as a result, you see, it sees me as an enemy, not only doesn't give me a tail wag, but also looks at me hiding far away, you can have my fear" Maybe I haven't squatted and eaten like Tang Bo for a long time, by the way, I saw Tang Aiguo, who was quite lively outside, and at this time he also walked out with a big bowl of rice. Just like Tang Aiguo said, the big yellow dog really doesn't like him very much.
He ate the chicken bones and chicken that Tang and Wang Shichao threw at him, but Tang Aiguo threw it, so he bit it up, then turned around and threw it into the trash can in front of Tang Wanfu's house. Seeing the performance of the big yellow dog, Wang Shichao cried directly, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist: "Wahaha, what did you do to him?" He threw all the chicken bones you gave him in the trash. Hahaha! ”
"I don't know. I used to wag his tail when I left him at home, but when I handed him over to Xiaobu, he immediately ignored me. Now that he is back in the village to play, he has avoided the house on my side Why does the big yellow dog not like his own business, Tang Aiguo himself is a depressed face.
Faced with the desperation of the Tang patriots, Tang Bu directly squirted out a mouthful of rice with his mouth full, "Puyu, hahaha, Dad, why don't you like rhubarb yourself?" Don't you have 13 numbers in mind? When Yanmei and I went out for a run, who made her eat porridge for half a month?
When I said it was rice porridge, I blushed and couldn't even see the rice porridge. I thought it was rice washing water. So you tied up the rhubarb, forced it to drink rice soup for half a month, and starved it half dead and half thin, so you think that it has no resentment against you, and may think that its own menstrual period can be said to be a nightmare, the big yellow dog pointed directly at Tang Aiguo with his paws, and tears cried out of his eyes.
"I'm gone, God, this dog can still cry and cry, but your way of doing it seems a bit too much. Praised the magic of the big yellow dog, Wang Shichao was slightly dissatisfied with Tang Aiguo's approach.
Without answering Wang Shichao's words, Tang Aiguo picked up a piece of uneaten chicken directly from his bowl, and asked the big yellow dog: "Okay, okay, okay, I was wrong before, I shouldn't have stopped you from eating normally, I'll give you a piece of chicken now, you will forgive me, okay?"
After listening to Tang Aiguo's words, the big yellow dog just tilted his head, didn't even eat, and turned around and went back to the orchard. made Tang Aiguo look embarrassed, and the happy Tang Bu and Wang Shichao and the two little guys laughed.